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  • Tour de Fucking France? Really? 🙂

  • Tour de Fucking France? Really? 🙂

    @tour2ma said:

    Tour de Fucking France? Really? 🙂

    Did you notice one of my interests is cycling? Unless you're a serious rider- (as I am) most people have no damn clue how good those guys are. I've said you could win a lot of money betting people they couldn't get a bike up to 30 mph from a standing start, much less maintain that pace. The Tour guys average better than that for over 25 miles in a time trial. FYI, I can hit 30 mph for about 30 seconds with a slight downhill and a tailwind.

    It's no wonder those guys dope- your body just starts to come apart with all the training they do. My best year was putting in 5,000 miles- the Tour guys put in 25,000+.

  • @tour2ma said:

    Tour de Fucking France? Really? 🙂

    Did you notice one of my interests is cycling? Unless you're a serious rider- (as I am) most people have no damn clue how good those guys are. I've said you could win a lot of money betting people they couldn't get a bike up to 30 mph from a standing start, much less maintain that pace. The Tour guys average better than that for over 25 miles in a time trial. FYI, I can hit 30 mph for about 30 seconds with a slight downhill and a tailwind.

    It's no wonder those guys dope- your body just starts to come apart with all the training they do. My best year was putting in 5,000 miles- the Tour guys put in 25,000+.

    @hoorta said:

    Did you notice one of my interests is cycling? Unless you're a serious rider- (as I am) most people have no damn clue how good those guys are. I've said you could win a lot of money betting people they couldn't get a bike up to 30 mph from a standing start, much less maintain that pace. The Tour guys average better than that for over 25 miles in a time trial. FYI, I can hit 30 mph for about 30 seconds with a slight downhill and a tailwind.

    It's no wonder those guys dope- your body just starts to come apart with all the training they do. My best year was putting in 5,000 miles- the Tour guys put in 25,000+.

    Hard to fathom the human body can muster that kind of endurance...Kudo's to you Hoorta...

  • I'm down with The Tour de France every July. I'd guess the cyclists are at the top of the cardio endurance fitness list and anyone who rides down the side of a mountain at 50 mph is ok in my book. Besides the scenery is awesome

  • I'm down with The Tour de France every July. I'd guess the cyclists are at the top of the cardio endurance fitness list and anyone who rides down the side of a mountain at 50 mph is ok in my book. Besides the scenery is awesome

    @slowburn said:

    I'm down with The Tour de France every July. I'd guess the cyclists are at the top of the cardio endurance fitness list and anyone who rides down the side of a mountain at 50 mph is ok in my book. Besides the scenery is awesome

    PS, the fastest I've ever pushed a bike down a hill- straight shot with a safe runout is 42 mph- and it's enough to scare the s**t out of you. It takes nerves of steel to go faster than that down those twisting mountain roads.

  • Bump

    😉

  • Bonfire.

  • I'm 180ing right now. I kind of care about the browns season again.

  • I can't begin to tell you how happy I am, especially knowing what we got in return.....I feared a 12 piece Chicken McNugget and a large Coke in return.

  • Let's do this.

    We have a top top ten defense , 48 picks next year and plunky qb who doesn't give a fuck ... Do you want to play us?

    Z

  • Let's do this.

    We have a top top ten defense , 48 picks next year and plunky qb who doesn't give a fuck ... Do you want to play us?

    Z

    Zombo said:

    Let's do this.

    We have a top top ten defense , 48 picks next year and plunky qb who doesn't give a fuck ... Do you want to play us?

    Z

    Mount Union wants to scrimmage us. Z, in case you don't know it- the Browns just mailed in the season. We have a starting qb that was cut by 3 teams, no running back to speak of, 1 legit wr, plus a possession guy in Bess, and an OG that would be cut on 28 other teams. I got it- they're planning on the defense to score at least 14 a game.

    I got $100 with Ghoolie on the over under this year at 5 games. I took the over- I may as well send him the check and save the bother.

  • Zombo said:

    Let's do this.

    We have a top top ten defense , 48 picks next year and plunky qb who doesn't give a fuck ... Do you want to play us?

    Z

    Mount Union wants to scrimmage us. Z, in case you don't know it- the Browns just mailed in the season. We have a starting qb that was cut by 3 teams, no running back to speak of, 1 legit wr, plus a possession guy in Bess, and an OG that would be cut on 28 other teams. I got it- they're planning on the defense to score at least 14 a game.

    I got $100 with Ghoolie on the over under this year at 5 games. I took the over- I may as well send him the check and save the bother.

    @hoorta said:

    Mount Union wants to scrimmage us. Z, in case you don't know it- the Browns just mailed in the season. We have a starting qb that was cut by 3 teams, no running back to speak of, 1 legit wr, plus a possession guy in Bess, and an OG that would be cut on 28 other teams. I got it- they're planning on the defense to score at least 14 a game.

    I got $100 with Ghoolie on the over under this year at 5 games. I took the over- I may as well send him the check and save the bother.

    I don't see us losing another football game.

    Pussy.

    Zombo

  • @hoorta said:

    Mount Union wants to scrimmage us. Z, in case you don't know it- the Browns just mailed in the season. We have a starting qb that was cut by 3 teams, no running back to speak of, 1 legit wr, plus a possession guy in Bess, and an OG that would be cut on 28 other teams. I got it- they're planning on the defense to score at least 14 a game.

    I got $100 with Ghoolie on the over under this year at 5 games. I took the over- I may as well send him the check and save the bother.

    I don't see us losing another football game.

    Pussy.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    I don't see us losing another football game.

    Pussy.

    Zombo

    LOL I know you're kidding Z. $10 on every win\loss you take the wins, I get the losses. You're buying my drinks at the Bungle game. 🙂

  • Zombo said:

    I don't see us losing another football game.

    Pussy.

    Zombo

    LOL I know you're kidding Z. $10 on every win\loss you take the wins, I get the losses. You're buying my drinks at the Bungle game. 🙂

    @hoorta said:

    LOL I know you're kidding Z. $10 on every win\loss you take the wins, I get the losses. You're buying my drinks at the Bungle game. 🙂

    Should have made that bet in 99 ... you'd be a wealthy man by now!

    Zombo

  • @hoorta said:

    LOL I know you're kidding Z. $10 on every win\loss you take the wins, I get the losses. You're buying my drinks at the Bungle game. 🙂

    Should have made that bet in 99 ... you'd be a wealthy man by now!

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    Should have made that bet in 99 ... you'd be a wealthy man by now!

    Zombo

    Rumor has it Browns fans never pay off when they lose.

  • They might as well go get Tebow. Hell it can't get any worse. At least he has a winners mentality. Weeden is a god damned bum.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    They might as well go get Tebow. Hell it can't get any worse. At least he has a winners mentality. Weeden is a god damned bum.

    At least Tebow would have a prayer to succeed....lol

  • As A Bills fan since '87 I've seen the good times and bad just as all of you. We've been in the same kind of circle for the past 13 or 14 years. Hopefully that will change a little more in our favor this year. But back to the point I made earlier on another thread. I really think a lot of people not just Browns fans have over-hyped Trent Richardson. He will never be a top 10 RB in this league even with the colts. If your FO does well this coming draft and plays it smart, you guys could easily have your QB and RB of the future.

  • Hey, it looks like the Bills landed theirs, so it can happen for anybody...

    So long as EJ and Spiller stay healthy, you look competitive.