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  • Homo traitor dickhead of the month (high school yearbook's "most likely to be sodomized in prison")

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  • do we still shoot traitors by firing squad or do they just get hung now?

  • Homo traitor dickhead of the month (high school yearbook's "most likely to be sodomized in prison")

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    @slowburn said:

    Homo traitor dickhead of the month (high school yearbook's "most likely to be sodomized in prison")

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    So, what, we got Cooper, Peyton, Eli, and Bradley, all from the same family?

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  • @skycomesfirst said:

    You think? And what would you call taking Kellen Winslow, and passing on this hairy little girl? Extra genius? Although I do agree, the guy is a dickhead. If he tried that shit with me I woudl have tazered his balls.

    First off, if you are going to comment on this thread you have to post a photo of a Dickhead....or your photo may pop up on here.

    I mean, being gay for Ghoolie is no excuse.

    Furthermore, as far as taking Winslow instead of BR....have you never watched, seen, or heard an NFL draft? Mistakes are made all the time. Tom Brady was drafted number one hundred fucking ninety nine.

    K2 was rated the better prospect, apparently, at the time. No one is prescient and omniscient. (Further, BR may not have all that and a bag of chips if the Browns took him. He would never had the ready to bake championship team around him here that he had in Pisstown). It wasn't just BR that the Browns didn't take. All of the following who were drafted after K2 in the first round of 2004 have had better careers than K2: Vince Wilfork, Will Smith, Jonathan Vilma, Chris Gamble, Steven Jackson, DeAngelo Hall, Lee Evans, Tommie Harris, DJ Williams...even Ben Watson.

    But, who knows, had K2 not messed himself up on a motorcycle, he could be pushing Tony Gonzales....or K1...as one of the best TEs ever.

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    @the-gipper said:

    First off, if you are going to comment on this thread you have to post a photo of a Dickhead....or your photo may pop up on here.

    I mean, being gay for Ghoolie is no excuse.

    Furthermore, as far as taking Winslow instead of BR....have you never watched, seen, or heard an NFL draft? Mistakes are made all the time. Tom Brady was drafted number one hundred fucking ninety nine.

    K2 was rated the better prospect, apparently, at the time. No one is prescient and omniscient. (Further, BR may not have all that and a bag of chips if the Browns took him. He would never had the ready to bake championship team around him here that he had in Pisstown). It wasn't just BR that the Browns didn't take. All of the following who were drafted after K2 in the first round of 2004 have had better careers than K2: Vince Wilfork, Will Smith, Jonathan Vilma, Chris Gamble, Steven Jackson, DeAngelo Hall, Lee Evans, Tommie Harris, DJ Williams...even Ben Watson.

    But, who knows, had K2 not messed himself up on a motorcycle, he could be pushing Tony Gonzales....or K1...as one of the best TEs ever.

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    Gay for Ghoolie? If I was gay I would have posed a photo of Selena Gomez and commented how attractive she is. I am a woman. The guy, Ghoolie as you call him, whoever he is, may indeed be a dickhead, that I have no idea, however, he is a nice looking dickhead.

    Regarding your comments on the draft. Choosing a Tight End not just at 7, but at 6+ giving a second round pick? Are you kidding me? As if a TE was more of a need than a QB? Forget not being able to tell then that BR was going to be a great QB, but the Browns had NO QB, and we take Winslow? Even if you weren't convinced BR was going to be all that, you take the QB, and not a TE.Tell me who it was that made that choice, and I will put their photo up here.

  • Homo traitor dickhead of the month (high school yearbook's "most likely to be sodomized in prison")

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    @slowburn said:

    Homo traitor dickhead of the month (high school yearbook's "most likely to be sodomized in prison")

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    I wish they would hang this gay fucka, but he only faces prison time.

  • @the-gipper said:

    First off, if you are going to comment on this thread you have to post a photo of a Dickhead....or your photo may pop up on here.

    I mean, being gay for Ghoolie is no excuse.

    Furthermore, as far as taking Winslow instead of BR....have you never watched, seen, or heard an NFL draft? Mistakes are made all the time. Tom Brady was drafted number one hundred fucking ninety nine.

    K2 was rated the better prospect, apparently, at the time. No one is prescient and omniscient. (Further, BR may not have all that and a bag of chips if the Browns took him. He would never had the ready to bake championship team around him here that he had in Pisstown). It wasn't just BR that the Browns didn't take. All of the following who were drafted after K2 in the first round of 2004 have had better careers than K2: Vince Wilfork, Will Smith, Jonathan Vilma, Chris Gamble, Steven Jackson, DeAngelo Hall, Lee Evans, Tommie Harris, DJ Williams...even Ben Watson.

    But, who knows, had K2 not messed himself up on a motorcycle, he could be pushing Tony Gonzales....or K1...as one of the best TEs ever.

    MV5BMTM2NzgzOTE1Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTY1

    Gay for Ghoolie? If I was gay I would have posed a photo of Selena Gomez and commented how attractive she is. I am a woman. The guy, Ghoolie as you call him, whoever he is, may indeed be a dickhead, that I have no idea, however, he is a nice looking dickhead.

    Regarding your comments on the draft. Choosing a Tight End not just at 7, but at 6+ giving a second round pick? Are you kidding me? As if a TE was more of a need than a QB? Forget not being able to tell then that BR was going to be a great QB, but the Browns had NO QB, and we take Winslow? Even if you weren't convinced BR was going to be all that, you take the QB, and not a TE.Tell me who it was that made that choice, and I will put their photo up here.

    @skycomesfirst said:

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    Gay for Ghoolie? If I was gay I would have posed a photo of Selena Gomez and commented how attractive she is. I am a woman. The guy, Ghoolie as you call him, whoever he is, may indeed be a dickhead, that I have no idea, however, he is a nice looking dickhead.

    Regarding your comments on the draft. Choosing a Tight End not just at 7, but at 6+ giving a second round pick? Are you kidding me? As if a TE was more of a need than a QB? Forget not being able to tell then that BR was going to be a great QB, but the Browns had NO QB, and we take Winslow? Even if you weren't convinced BR was going to be all that, you take the QB, and not a TE.Tell me who it was that made that choice, and I will put their photo up here.

    If you are a woman, then post naked photos of yourself to prove it! 😍

    And, like I said to Ghoolie, I don't choose to live in the land of Regret, even if you and he wish to.

    Also...where is your dickhead photo. You are holding up the parade.

  • do we still shoot traitors by firing squad or do they just get hung now?

    @miktoxic said:

    do we still shoot traitors by firing squad or do they just get hung now?

    lethal injection is the sole method. there have been no military executions since 1961 when army pvt John Bennett was hanged at Leavenworth for the rape and attempted murder of an 11 year old Austrian girl.

  • Skycomesfirst...


    really? Joe Theisman would never make a mistake like you say Kosar did?

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    Oct 7, 2011 - Hall of Famer Joe Theismann is the latest Redskin bashing Tony Romo.

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    BR? Thank God we never drafted that eggsucking walking stupid scandal:


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  • His idiotic comments re TRich dispels any notions that this slob is not 100% Richard Cranium.

    The 40 million dollar mistake

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  • His idiotic comments re TRich dispels any notions that this slob is not 100% Richard Cranium.

    The 40 million dollar mistake

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    @slowburn said:

    His idiotic comments re TRich dispels any notions that this slob is not 100% Richard Cranium.

    The 40 million dollar mistake

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    i think he took half the money and invested in either dunkin donuts or krispy kreme....or both.

    shoulda been a cop.

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  • I'm not sure I buy this screenshot business of davone Bess. I mean, 3g in this day and age? Not if you're in the NFL

  • The screenshot was not taken off of his phone, but by someone following him in Instagram.

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  • Either way I don't care that he smokes weed. A lot of people smoke weed. So what? It's not crack or crystal methamphetemine

  • Either way I don't care that he smokes weed. A lot of people smoke weed. So what? It's not crack or crystal methamphetemine

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Either way I don't care that he smokes weed. A lot of people smoke weed. So what? It's not crack or crystal methamphetemine

    Ordinarily I wouldn't care.....but smoking weed by an NFL player gets you suspended....and that is usually harmful to a team. Although, in this case I think perhaps not.....because I think Josh Cooper did a better job at the slot than Davone Bess has done most of the year.

    Probably shoulda been playing Cooper all along. Not nearly as many dropped passes.

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  • Miktoxic is going to like that storm track

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    Your 2012 Cleveland Browns First round draft.

  • Believe it or not, somewhere in Japan they actually hold a "Penis Festival":

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  • More from your roving reporter on the Japanese Penis Festival:

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