Browns - Bengals Game
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That's probably one good reason why you aren't an nfl gm.C'mon man, Julio is the obvious choice. Proven, no huge character issues or a looming year long suspension, he's the clear choice. Believe it.
OK, absent the issues over drugs, I would NOT trade Gordon even up for Jones right now.
And the fact that they held Aaron Rodgers, the best QB in the league (besides maybe Peyton) to a rating of 64.5 just a bit over 200 yards and a TD while picking him off twice is a testament to it. I can understand you underestimating the Bengals D since you didnt watch it, but you really should. They put on a show outside of the third quarter.
Isn't sacking the QB part of the show? The Browns got 6 sacks vs. Minn. Whatever you may say about Rodgers, the Packers O Line isn't any better than the Vikings.
Rodgers release is among the quickest in the nfl and he has the weapons to get open. The Bengals line swatted 3 passes of his on the last drive alone. An analyst on nfl network said that he hadn't had 2 passes swatted during a full game all of last season. They intercepted him twice, which is the first time that's happened in a long while as well. They contained him, that's the point. Sacks aren't the end all be all. But congrats on taking advantage of the deer in the headlights qb known as Christian Ponder.
That's probably one good reason why you aren't an nfl gm.
Well, the GM of the Browns decided to pass on Julio Jones at the spot where they were picking. And with the acquisition of Gordon....who is just as good or better, I have no problems with the decisions of that NFL GM.
Rodgers release is among the quickest in the nfl and he has the weapons to get open. The Bengals line swatted 3 passes of his on the last drive alone. An analyst on nfl network said that he hadn't had 2 passes swatted during a full game all of last season. They intercepted him twice, which is the first time that's happened in a long while as well. They contained him, that's the point. Sacks aren't the end all be all. But congrats on taking advantage of the deer in the headlights qb known as Christian Ponder.
Well, prior to that the Browns played a team that is now 3-0, and the defending Super Bowl Champions. I am not sure what we are arguing about...who has had the tougher schedule to date? I would say they have had a fairly equally tough schedule.
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Except the entire defense. Ask gipper he'll post the numbers for you. The browns are better in every defensive stat. So, you know, suck it.
You've played the dolphins (14th pass offense 28th run), vikings (20th and 25th) and the ravens (24th and 13th) offense. Congrats on having better stats against shitty offenses. We played the packers (3rd and 10th) and bears (top 5 scoring offense) Even the lowly steelers have a top ten passing game. Wait until the browns start playing good teams and getting blown out, like usual.
You've played the dolphins (14th pass offense 28th run), vikings (20th and 25th) and the ravens (24th and 13th) offense. Congrats on having better stats against shitty offenses. We played the packers (3rd and 10th) and bears (top 5 scoring offense) Even the lowly steelers have a top ten passing game. Wait until the browns start playing good teams and getting blown out, like usual.
Lets see, the Browns have played the 0-3 Vikings (0-3 because we beat them), the 3-0 Dolphins and the 2-1 Ravens
Bengals have played the 0-3 Steelers, the 1-2 Packers and the 3-0 Bears. Sounds like a fairly evenly matched schedule to date to me.
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The bastard son Bengals have the coolest helmet in the league? No they really, really don't. Sorry. By the way the only reason your colors aren't orange and brown is that Paul brown was not allowed to directly copy his old team.
Good, because brown is lame as fuck. Also the color of poop so I guess its fitting as your color.
Good, because brown is lame as fuck. Also the color of poop so I guess its fitting as your color.
Brown is fitting as our color...and here is the turd that we send you:
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You have no championships....ever...
Nobody cares about your championships from back when there were like 12 teams. How have y'all done in the superbowl era?You know, the one people actually care about?
Nobody cares about your championships from back when there were like 12 teams. How have y'all done in the superbowl era?You know, the one people actually care about?
Again, I have to provide a lesson to an idiot.
NO titles count except the last one and the next one. Why should anyone "care" any more about a title won in 2011 than one one in 1920. There is no more relevence to the more recent ones than to the very old ones except for the one belonging to the reigning champion. The 2011 NFL winner was the New York Giants. Well whoopdeefuckingdoo. They are now 0-3 and getting blasted.
Remembering that title is of no more concern than remembering the 1920 Akron Pros title...the first ever NFL title.
I bet you didn't even know that.
I believe it is important to KNOW the history of pro football....but not to be deluded into thinking that it is at all relevent to today's action....for if history really mattered then no one on Earth would give the Bengals a chance to win a title because they have been overall pathetic...historically. But I do give them a chance, here, now, today.
So, maybe you should give a care to history.....after all, your team may now be making it.
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Ah but at least our original franchise has our own colors and multiple NFL championships. Your colors are copied and your helmets look like a fat black lady's underpants and you have no championships. Congratulations to you.
Black and Orange is different than brown and orange Retard. Your helmets are a solid color and a stripe. Congrats on the boundless creativity your designers must have. Truth be told, the browns have the shittiest unis in the league and the fans cling to history barely any of them can remember.
Congrats on the boundless creativity your designers must have. Truth be told, the browns have the shittiest unis in the league.....
Trust me, Clevelanders know how shitty their uniforms are. In fact, this messagebaord almost always has an active uniform thread filled with bright young puppy faces practically begging for a fresh update.
Fact is, plain clothed Clevelanders spend hours and hours fantasizing about the day when they can toss off the tired trappings of a past few of them remember. But sadly, whenever modern times are debated there's always a loud blowback from the grizzled old fucks who are on a fixed income and simply can't afford to buy new fanboy gear.
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You have no championships....ever...
Nobody cares about your championships from back when there were like 12 teams. How have y'all done in the superbowl era?You know, the one people actually care about?
Nobody cares about your championships from back when there were like 12 teams. How have y'all done in the superbowl era?You know, the one people actually care about?
But the banners hung in the Boston Garden do (when they had 12 teams). Got ya.
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We'll see if the copycats can come back home to the motherland and win or if they get spanked by daddy again. Either way you suck as badly as a poster as the Bengals do at coming up with their own franchise colors or having a culture or identity. I feel sorry for you having to root for them. A couple of half decent years where they barely made the playoffs and lost and you think they've had some kind of success. Geez. Talk about blinders.
The Bengals have...zero...NFL...championships...no amount of shit talking will erase that fact
And in the modern superbowl era the browns have none either. Have fun putting all your eggs in the "we won championships before I was even born!" basket. None of us really give a fuck. At least the Bengals have potential to win one soon. How many experts had the browns making or winning the superbowl? None, I'll tell you that much for free. Meanwhile the Bengals have been a popular pick. Does that mean anything? No, not really. But it shows that the tide has changed. The browns are irrelevant to everybody outside cleveland. The bengals have the nations attention. Whose your daddy now?
And in the modern superbowl era the browns have none either. Have fun putting all your eggs in the "we won championships before I was even born!" basket. None of us really give a fuck.
Hey Browns fans, how about them Dayton Triangles?
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Congrats on the boundless creativity your designers must have. Truth be told, the browns have the shittiest unis in the league.....
Trust me, Clevelanders know how shitty their uniforms are. In fact, this messagebaord almost always has an active uniform thread filled with bright young puppy faces practically begging for a fresh update.
Fact is, plain clothed Clevelanders spend hours and hours fantasizing about the day when they can toss off the tired trappings of a past few of them remember. But sadly, whenever modern times are debated there's always a loud blowback from the grizzled old fucks who are on a fixed income and simply can't afford to buy new fanboy gear.
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Damn Toxic, when you describe other Brownie fans as "pussy faggots" it takes away some of my fun.
Well played, sir.
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Trust me, Clevelanders know how shitty their uniforms are. In fact, this messagebaord almost always has an active uniform thread filled with bright young puppy faces practically begging for a fresh update.
Fact is, plain clothed Clevelanders spend hours and hours fantasizing about the day when they can toss off the tired trappings of a past few of them remember. But sadly, whenever modern times are debated there's always a loud blowback from the grizzled old fucks who are on a fixed income and simply can't afford to buy new fanboy gear.
There are a few uniform faggots that clutter up this board fantasizing on how cool some new uniforms might look. It's football, not a damn fashion show.
Hey Browns fans, how about them Dayton Triangles?
Damn right- The first ever NFL game was right here in beautiful Dayton.
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Sir, you may not call anybody a Clevelatuckian. That belongs to Southern Ohio... where I went to college and still have tons of family. And learned to eat chicken gizzards and greens. I'm saying it's red down there but it's part of who I am and I love them.
That said... love Marvin Lewis really singling out DQJ as one of the must unheralded truly great players in the NFL. Two Pro Bowl Alts, it's time to put the guy in all the way. He's been one of the best ILBs in the league for some time now.
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Northeast Ohio was settled by New Englanders from Conn. I believe Southern Ohio was discovered by Davy Crockett.
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Definition of a bengal......hybrid domestic "pussy" cat....look it up
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A little history on the Triangles.
Due to being from Dayton they were one of the teams eventually (perhaps the last team) finally phased out of the NFL due to limited fan draws. They were a traveling team that played mostly (if not entirely away games). They hired primarily players from the Dayton area and couldn't compete with the larger talent draws other teams were acquiring.
I'd be pretty happy if any league in the US could have teams more like the Triangles. Imagine rooting for the Browns if they could only acquire people with an Ohio Pedigree. Those are big pluses for me with Chud and Hoyer. It was a plus for me with Quinn before he turned up talentless. It is also the issue we have with Bernie constantly talking about the U or Holmgren with his Seattle lovefest.
Wouldn't have any issues with guys not wanting to play in Cleveland, unless they prefer Cinci. Too bad the Triangles folded 50 years before I was born. For all the trouble Dayton had supporting the Triangles, the Dayton Dragons have one of the most loyal fanbases in the country.
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Congrats on the boundless creativity your designers must have. Truth be told, the browns have the shittiest unis in the league.....
Trust me, Clevelanders know how shitty their uniforms are. In fact, this messagebaord almost always has an active uniform thread filled with bright young puppy faces practically begging for a fresh update.
Fact is, plain clothed Clevelanders spend hours and hours fantasizing about the day when they can toss off the tired trappings of a past few of them remember. But sadly, whenever modern times are debated there's always a loud blowback from the grizzled old fucks who are on a fixed income and simply can't afford to buy new fanboy gear.
Trust me, Clevelanders know how shitty their uniforms are. In fact, this messagebaord almost always has an active uniform thread filled with bright young puppy faces practically begging for a fresh update.
Fact is, plain clothed Clevelanders spend hours and hours fantasizing about the day when they can toss off the tired trappings of a past few of them remember. But sadly, whenever modern times are debated there's always a loud blowback from the grizzled old fucks who are on a fixed income and simply can't afford to buy new fanboy gear.
So? You are going to turn into one of those uniform fags, eh? When do you make your appearance on Project Runway?
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And in the modern superbowl era the browns have none either. Have fun putting all your eggs in the "we won championships before I was even born!" basket. None of us really give a fuck.
Hey Browns fans, how about them Dayton Triangles?
Hey Browns fans, how about them Dayton Triangles?
The Dayton Trianges never won a title...unless you buy the theory that there is an evolutionary line from the Triangles to the current Colts franchise:
http://www.daytontriangles.com/toindianapolis.htm
So, if we ignore the fact that you may be obtuse, it is highly possible for you to learn a little history lesson.
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Trust me, Clevelanders know how shitty their uniforms are. In fact, this messagebaord almost always has an active uniform thread filled with bright young puppy faces practically begging for a fresh update.
Fact is, plain clothed Clevelanders spend hours and hours fantasizing about the day when they can toss off the tired trappings of a past few of them remember. But sadly, whenever modern times are debated there's always a loud blowback from the grizzled old fucks who are on a fixed income and simply can't afford to buy new fanboy gear.
There are a few uniform faggots that clutter up this board fantasizing on how cool some new uniforms might look. It's football, not a damn fashion show.
Hey Browns fans, how about them Dayton Triangles?
Damn right- The first ever NFL game was right here in beautiful Dayton.
There are a few uniform faggots that clutter up this board fantasizing on how cool some new uniforms might look. It's football, not a damn fashion show.
I agree, and I think many Brownie fans would do well to remember that the next time they feel the desire to take a shot at my teams beloved uniforms and colors. Granted, the Bengals uniforms are not above criticism, but when you guys do it using angry piss and shit covered words each and everyone of you end up sounding like the very "pussy faggots" you often mock.
Thus, I mock you and I declare you to be pinheaded.
Hey Browns fans, how about them Dayton Triangles?
Damn right- The first ever NFL game was right here in beautiful Dayton.
That's awesome.
And you say Gipper was actually there that day? Wow.
BTW, you guys should put up a monument sign somewhere on the highway that leads to Baltimore.
Have it say something like..."On this site the Cleveland Browns history was abandoned under a banner reading "Free Puppies"
Just add a bunch of random names and numbers to the bronze sign and nearby make sure there's a large flat surface for "pussy faggots" to place candles and offerings of Milk-Bones.
Of course there would be a downside as the site would almost certainly become a great place to abandon actual puppies.
Not to mention a great hangout place for kidnappers.
And Clevetuckians.
BTW how fitting would it be if the site of your memorial was located in a truck stop?
Or how about a giant Stonehenge made out of moving vans?
Call it Gone-Henge.
You could even put Gone-Henge somewhere out in the boondocks and encourage the faithful to make a pilgramage of the pinheaded.
Tell 'em everyone has to walk to some distant sacred rock and pee on it.
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Definition of a bengal......hybrid domestic "pussy" cat....look it up
Definition of a bengal......hybrid domestic "pussy" cat....look it up
Yup. One of the wildest breeds of domestic housecat. Descended from the Asian Leopard cat. Known to be sometimes loving & gentle and sometimes erratic. Purebreds will have entirely spotted bellies. No stribes tolerated on the softest of underbellies. Will bite, often, and for no damn good reason.
I've had one as a pet.
Named him Ki-Jana Catter after he did a kitten tumble off the couch and broke his front leg.
He's dead now, of course.
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