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  • Not true, good sir.

    Everything about the Bengals franchise is founded on positive history.

    Consider, the Bengals franchise is located in the shadows of where Paul Brown first won football games while playing QB for a championship high school team.

    Tell 'em Gip. Tell 'em about the Banty Rooster.

    And then when you're done tell 'em how from the moment the Bengals franchise was founded, by Paul Brown, his legacy was transfered back to the area where his legend began. And where it ended.

    Leaving behind a hollowed out husk o' history in Cleveland, soon to be known as Leaveland, and now known as Clevetucky, home of Truckstop Jimmy and his pilot Jay.

    And another thing.

    You're getting it wrong with all of that red-headed stepchild stuff.

    The Bengals are Paul Brown's trophy wife.

    Younger...flashier....prettier.

    Set a record for expansion team success that stood for decades until the rules were changed.

    Most wins by an expansion team. Quickest to earn a playoff berth.

    Double badass.

    @umadogg said:

    Not true, good sir.

    Everything about the Bengals franchise is founded on positive history.

    Consider, the Bengals franchise is located in the shadows of where Paul Brown first won football games while playing QB for a championship high school team.

    Tell 'em Gip. Tell 'em about the Banty Rooster.

    And then when you're done tell 'em how from the moment the Bengals franchise was founded, by Paul Brown, his legacy was transfered back to the area where his legend began. And where it ended.

    Leaving behind a hollowed out husk o' history in Cleveland, soon to be known as Leaveland, and now known as Clevetucky, home of Truckstop Jimmy and his pilot Jay.

    And another thing.

    You're getting it wrong with all of that red-headed stepchild stuff.

    The Bengals are Paul Brown's trophy wife.

    Younger...flashier....prettier.

    Set a record for expansion team success that stood for decades until the rules were changed.

    Most wins by an expansion team. Quickest to earn a playoff berth.

    Double badass.

    I for one do not give a rats ass where the bungholes came from. Most likely their daddies dick. And their Daddy would be the Cleveland Browns. Just another fact about the Browns on the Browns board. Go lick your pussy somewhere else dork.

  • Not true, good sir.

    Everything about the Bengals franchise is founded on positive history.

    Consider, the Bengals franchise is located in the shadows of where Paul Brown first won football games while playing QB for a championship high school team.

    Tell 'em Gip. Tell 'em about the Banty Rooster.

    And then when you're done tell 'em how from the moment the Bengals franchise was founded, by Paul Brown, his legacy was transfered back to the area where his legend began. And where it ended.

    Leaving behind a hollowed out husk o' history in Cleveland, soon to be known as Leaveland, and now known as Clevetucky, home of Truckstop Jimmy and his pilot Jay.

    And another thing.

    You're getting it wrong with all of that red-headed stepchild stuff.

    The Bengals are Paul Brown's trophy wife.

    Younger...flashier....prettier.

    Set a record for expansion team success that stood for decades until the rules were changed.

    Most wins by an expansion team. Quickest to earn a playoff berth.

    Double badass.

    @umadogg said:

    Not true, good sir.

    Everything about the Bengals franchise is founded on positive history.

    Consider, the Bengals franchise is located in the shadows of where Paul Brown first won football games while playing QB for a championship high school team.

    Paul Brown played for Massillon....which is up this way.

    He went to Miami, Oh. for college...whichi is down that way.

    Is that what you are talking about?

    Tell 'em Gip. Tell 'em about the Banty Rooster.

    If you are referring to PB, I have never heard him called that.

    And then when you're done tell 'em how from the moment the Bengals franchise was founded, by Paul Brown, his legacy was transfered back to the area where his legend began. And where it ended.

    His legend was made playing for Massillon, the playing at Miami, coaching for Massillon, coaching for Ohio St., then for the Great Lakes Academy in Chicago (where he first hooked up with Otto Graham), then here with the Browns, then lastly in Cinci. (though FYI, PB would have been happier if his new team were located in Columbus)

    Leaving behind a hollowed out husk o' history in Cleveland, soon to be known as Leaveland, and now known as Clevetucky, home of Truckstop Jimmy and his pilot Jay.

    And another thing.

    You're getting it wrong with all of that red-headed stepchild stuff.

    The Bengals are Paul Brown's trophy wife.

    Younger...flashier....prettier.

    Set a record for expansion team success that stood for decades until the rules were changed.

    Most wins by an expansion team. Quickest to earn a playoff berth.

    Double badass.

    Really? What did the Browns do in their first 5 years of "Expansion"? Won 5 consecutive titles. Appeared in 11 title games in 12 years, winning 7.

    Kinda hard to beat that expansion team.

  • Not true, good sir.

    Everything about the Bengals franchise is founded on positive history.

    Consider, the Bengals franchise is located in the shadows of where Paul Brown first won football games while playing QB for a championship high school team.

    Tell 'em Gip. Tell 'em about the Banty Rooster.

    And then when you're done tell 'em how from the moment the Bengals franchise was founded, by Paul Brown, his legacy was transfered back to the area where his legend began. And where it ended.

    Leaving behind a hollowed out husk o' history in Cleveland, soon to be known as Leaveland, and now known as Clevetucky, home of Truckstop Jimmy and his pilot Jay.

    And another thing.

    You're getting it wrong with all of that red-headed stepchild stuff.

    The Bengals are Paul Brown's trophy wife.

    Younger...flashier....prettier.

    Set a record for expansion team success that stood for decades until the rules were changed.

    Most wins by an expansion team. Quickest to earn a playoff berth.

    Double badass.

    @umadogg said:

    Not true, good sir.

    Everything about the Bengals franchise is founded on positive history.

    Consider, the Bengals franchise is located in the shadows of where Paul Brown first won football games while playing QB for a championship high school team.

    Tell 'em Gip. Tell 'em about the Banty Rooster.

    And then when you're done tell 'em how from the moment the Bengals franchise was founded, by Paul Brown, his legacy was transfered back to the area where his legend began. And where it ended.

    Leaving behind a hollowed out husk o' history in Cleveland, soon to be known as Leaveland, and now known as Clevetucky, home of Truckstop Jimmy and his pilot Jay.

    And another thing.

    You're getting it wrong with all of that red-headed stepchild stuff.

    The Bengals are Paul Brown's trophy wife.

    Younger...flashier....prettier.

    Set a record for expansion team success that stood for decades until the rules were changed.

    Most wins by an expansion team. Quickest to earn a playoff berth.

    Double badass.

    Dude, you're not clever, and getting worse at it all the time.

  • Kinda funny but this is something an old dog learned this morning. I looked up the definition of Bengal. A freaking kitty cat! It's a hybrid domestic breed of house cat Mild tempered and cute. So what's up with all that jungle bullshit? I'm thinking that litterbox would be much more appropriate.

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    Kinda funny but this is something an old dog learned this morning. I looked up the definition of Bengal. A freaking kitty cat! It's a hybrid domestic breed of house cat Mild tempered and cute. So what's up with all that jungle bullshit? I'm thinking that litterbox would be much more appropriate.

    A Bengal is a Bengal tiger. Come on, man.

  • @flyingfooldoug said:

    Kinda funny but this is something an old dog learned this morning. I looked up the definition of Bengal. A freaking kitty cat! It's a hybrid domestic breed of house cat Mild tempered and cute. So what's up with all that jungle bullshit? I'm thinking that litterbox would be much more appropriate.

    A Bengal is a Bengal tiger. Come on, man.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    A Bengal is a Bengal tiger. Come on, man.

    Then it would be bengal tigers. Like Siberian tigers. To say Siberians is totally different. Run a search on bengals and see what they are. Hybrid domestic pussy cat. I would put the links in but this damn thing just sez fatal error anytime I try loading anything. But just check wiki.....I got a laugh out of that search

  • Are the Miami dolphins named after mahi mahi fish then, do you think?

  • Are the bears named after wooly bears?

  • Are the Miami dolphins named after mahi mahi fish then, do you think?

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Are the Miami dolphins named after mahi mahi fish then, do you think?

    dollfin is a 5$ doll I think. But Bengals are pussy cats. lol...Whats the difference between a lady bungle fan and a catfish?

  • One has whiskers and smells funny and the other is a fish.

  • @umadogg said:

    Not true, good sir.

    Everything about the Bengals franchise is founded on positive history.

    Consider, the Bengals franchise is located in the shadows of where Paul Brown first won football games while playing QB for a championship high school team.

    Paul Brown played for Massillon....which is up this way.

    He went to Miami, Oh. for college...whichi is down that way.

    Is that what you are talking about?

    Tell 'em Gip. Tell 'em about the Banty Rooster.

    If you are referring to PB, I have never heard him called that.

    And then when you're done tell 'em how from the moment the Bengals franchise was founded, by Paul Brown, his legacy was transfered back to the area where his legend began. And where it ended.

    His legend was made playing for Massillon, the playing at Miami, coaching for Massillon, coaching for Ohio St., then for the Great Lakes Academy in Chicago (where he first hooked up with Otto Graham), then here with the Browns, then lastly in Cinci. (though FYI, PB would have been happier if his new team were located in Columbus)

    Leaving behind a hollowed out husk o' history in Cleveland, soon to be known as Leaveland, and now known as Clevetucky, home of Truckstop Jimmy and his pilot Jay.

    And another thing.

    You're getting it wrong with all of that red-headed stepchild stuff.

    The Bengals are Paul Brown's trophy wife.

    Younger...flashier....prettier.

    Set a record for expansion team success that stood for decades until the rules were changed.

    Most wins by an expansion team. Quickest to earn a playoff berth.

    Double badass.

    Really? What did the Browns do in their first 5 years of "Expansion"? Won 5 consecutive titles. Appeared in 11 title games in 12 years, winning 7.

    Kinda hard to beat that expansion team.

    @the-gipper said:

    Paul Brown played for Massillon....which is up this way.

    He went to Miami, Oh. for college...whichi is down that way.

    Is that what you are talking about?

    Coached in Columbus....which is in the middle.

    Coached at the Naval Acadamy...which is who knows where. Probably north.

    Coached in Cleveland...which is in the north.

    Betrayed in Cleveland...which is in the north.

    Founded NFL franchise in Cincy....which is in the south.

    Head coached NFL franchise in Cincy....which is in the south.

    Gave birth to the WCO before retiring in Cincy...which is in the south.

    Named Grand Poobah until death in Cincy....which is in the south.

    Paul Brown Stadium constructed in Cincy...which is in the south.

    Point being, Paul Brown played, coached, founded, and owned in many locations. Cleveland claims him as their own, but of all the places Brown coached it was Cleveland who betrayed him most. Most unforgivable, after firing him they betrayed him further by calling him too old and claimed the game had passed him by. Cast their lot with Modell, a pinhead mafioso in a camelhair coat. Watched as Paul Brown's earliest Bengal teams reacted to the loss of a franchise QB by giving birth to what would become known as the WCO, an offensive innovation that would revolutionize football for the next 25 years.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    A Bengal is a Bengal tiger. Come on, man.

    Panthera tigris tigris.

    How can you not love that?

  • Man guise, those bengals look tough this year! You really think we can pull off this? I mean yo, they took down mr rodgers, and worthlessburger! How are we going to stop them guise?

  • @umadogg said:

    Not true, good sir.

    Everything about the Bengals franchise is founded on positive history.

    Consider, the Bengals franchise is located in the shadows of where Paul Brown first won football games while playing QB for a championship high school team.

    Tell 'em Gip. Tell 'em about the Banty Rooster.

    And then when you're done tell 'em how from the moment the Bengals franchise was founded, by Paul Brown, his legacy was transfered back to the area where his legend began. And where it ended.

    Leaving behind a hollowed out husk o' history in Cleveland, soon to be known as Leaveland, and now known as Clevetucky, home of Truckstop Jimmy and his pilot Jay.

    And another thing.

    You're getting it wrong with all of that red-headed stepchild stuff.

    The Bengals are Paul Brown's trophy wife.

    Younger...flashier....prettier.

    Set a record for expansion team success that stood for decades until the rules were changed.

    Most wins by an expansion team. Quickest to earn a playoff berth.

    Double badass.

    I for one do not give a rats ass where the bungholes came from. Most likely their daddies dick. And their Daddy would be the Cleveland Browns. Just another fact about the Browns on the Browns board. Go lick your pussy somewhere else dork.

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    I for one do not give a rats ass where the bungholes came from. Most likely their daddies dick. And their Daddy would be the Cleveland Browns. Just another fact about the Browns on the Browns board. Go lick your pussy somewhere else dork.

    Wow, let's be nice to the visitors. Afterall, we do have the same daddy.

  • Are the Miami dolphins named after mahi mahi fish then, do you think?

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Are the Miami dolphins named after mahi mahi fish then, do you think?

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Are the bears named after wooly bears?

    Bears, Dolphins and Bengals, amongst many others, are named after actual things.

    But Gip tells me the Browns are named to honor a very specific person, but they're not sure who.

    Actually, everyone knows who they're named for.

    It's the guy who founded the Bengals

  • @the-cysko-kid said:

    Are the Miami dolphins named after mahi mahi fish then, do you think?

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Are the bears named after wooly bears?

    Bears, Dolphins and Bengals, amongst many others, are named after actual things.

    But Gip tells me the Browns are named to honor a very specific person, but they're not sure who.

    Actually, everyone knows who they're named for.

    It's the guy who founded the Bengals

    @umadogg said:

    Bears, Dolphins and Bengals, amongst many others, are named after actual things.

    But Gip tells me the Browns are named to honor a very specific person, but they're not sure who.

    Actually, everyone knows who they're named for.

    It's the guy who founded the Bengals

    You missed, I think, my point. Not surprising, I guess, but I thought Kentucky had better schools than that.

  • @umadogg said:

    Bears, Dolphins and Bengals, amongst many others, are named after actual things.

    But Gip tells me the Browns are named to honor a very specific person, but they're not sure who.

    Actually, everyone knows who they're named for.

    It's the guy who founded the Bengals

    You missed, I think, my point. Not surprising, I guess, but I thought Kentucky had better schools than that.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    You missed, I think, my point. Not surprising, I guess, but I thought Kentucky had better schools than that.

    Not trying to butt in here. ..well maybe I am... but you're geography isn't exactly a strong suit bro. Cincinnati is in Ohio not Kentucky.

    Anyways, I'm afraid that geno Atkins is going to eat hoyer for lunch this Sunday! That Bengal front line is hungry!

  • Mrgiggles is some kentucky inbred fag come for a visit.

  • Yet worse than the browns front seven in every way

  • Mrgiggles is some kentucky inbred fag come for a visit.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Mrgiggles is some kentucky inbred fag come for a visit.

    Come for a visit?

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Mrgiggles is some kentucky inbred fag come for a visit.

    Come for a visit?

    mrgiggles said:

    Come for a visit?

    I'm curious. What is your opinion on ginger QBs and the fact that they have never done anything in the NFL. Is it because they have no soul?

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Mrgiggles is some kentucky inbred fag come for a visit.

    Come for a visit?

    mrgiggles said:

    Come for a visit?

    Ya, you know inbred, you all come for a visit to our board.