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  • The fucking elf is coming back and I'm going to fucking be there.

    Tits.

    Zombo

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by
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    Zombo said:

    The fucking elf is coming back and I'm going to fucking be there.

    Tits.

    Zombo

    I thing Hanford's Dawg died of old age- an elf is immortal.

  • miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
    #9

    i want me pot 'o gold!

  • nickersN nickers wrote on last edited by
    #10

    I want Me a winning season...fuck the elf...

  • I want Me a winning season...fuck the elf...

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by
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    @nickers said:

    I want Me a winning season...fuck the elf...

    The Browns fortunes started going down when Modell retired the elf. Coincidence?

  • Erie DawgE Erie Dawg wrote on last edited by
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    Could be the hamburgler..Roll out some strippers at half time.

  • Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out wrote on last edited by
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    Yeah, it's the elf.

    Cleveland Browns@Browns
    An old friend returns to watch your Cleveland #Browns take on the @Bengals this Sunday at 1pm @FEStadium.
  • SojuS Soju wrote on last edited by
    #14

    they are preparing the fans for an incorporated Elf logo for the uniform change in '14. As someone else said, toughen him up or it's a no go for me.

  • S Shep wrote on last edited by
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    Love, love, love the elf. It won't be on the helmet or anything but it'll be part of the overall merchandizing. I think it's really fun and looks great on a vintage cap or t-shirt.

  • they are preparing the fans for an incorporated Elf logo for the uniform change in '14. As someone else said, toughen him up or it's a no go for me.

    ErnieCamacho84E ErnieCamacho84 wrote on last edited by
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    @soju said:

    they are preparing the fans for an incorporated Elf logo for the uniform change in '14. As someone else said, toughen him up or it's a no go for me.

    He'll be all pissed off and psychotic looking. Eyebrows pointing down and a sick smile. Just like we all look after this many years of losing. It'll be cool. Relax.

  • letsgojacketsL letsgojackets wrote on last edited by
    #17

    Hell yeah.

  • S Shep wrote on last edited by
    #18

    The Dawg was a little confusing considering it has nothing to do with our name. It's nice to nickname your defense or a part of the stadium, but to start using it as your logo? Just never got it. And that B in a football thing was about as uninspired as it gets.

    The elf is distinctive and a little quirky, which I love. Embrace it. Those old drawings of the grimacing elf running with a football, that was classic.

  • S Shep wrote on last edited by
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    I have that 1946 Brownie on my desktop... and no idea how to put it in here. How do you guys do that?

  • The Italian DawgPoundT The Italian DawgPound wrote on last edited by
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    Don't touch our helmet, please. It's great without any logo. Just orange and brown.

  • S Shep wrote on last edited by
    #21

    The brass already committed to no logo and keeping the helmet orange. I don't think that outlaws a matte finish or tweaking stripes, which is been done plenty. Hell, we've worn white helmets.

  • @nickers said:

    I want Me a winning season...fuck the elf...

    The Browns fortunes started going down when Modell retired the elf. Coincidence?

    B beefjerky wrote on last edited by
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    @hoorta said:

    The Browns fortunes started going down when Modell retired the elf. Coincidence?

    yeah for real bring back the magic! the elf returns.

  • @nickers said:

    I want Me a winning season...fuck the elf...

    The Browns fortunes started going down when Modell retired the elf. Coincidence?

    nickersN nickers wrote on last edited by
    #23

    @hoorta said:

    The Browns fortunes started going down when Modell retired the elf. Coincidence?

    coincidence...

  • The Cysko KidT The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
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    It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

  • The Cysko KidT The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
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    Btw goblins are much tougher than elves. Everyone knows this.

  • It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

    L Lambert_58 wrote on last edited by
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    @the-cysko-kid said:

    It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

    From the Wiki:

    In folklore, a brownie resembles the hob, similar to a hobgoblin. Brownies are said to inhabit houses and aid in tasks around the house. However, they do not like to be seen and will only work at night, traditionally in exchange for small gifts of food. Among food, they especially enjoy porridge and honey. They usually abandon the house if their gifts are called payments, or if the owners of the house misuse them. Brownies make their homes in an unused part of the house.

    Folklorist John Gregorson Campbell distinguishes between the English brownie, which lived in houses, and the Scottish ùruisg or urisk, which lived outside in streams and waterfalls and was less likely to offer domestic help.[1] The ùruisg enjoyed solitude at certain seasons of the year. Around the end of the harvest, he became more sociable, and hovered around farmyards, stables and cattle-houses. He particularly enjoyed dairy products, and tended to intrude on milkmaids, who made regular libations of milk or cream to charm him off, or to gain his favour. He was usually seen only by those who possessed second sight, though there were instances when he made himself visible to ordinary people as well. He is said to have been jolly and personable, with flowing yellow hair, wearing a broad blue bonnet and carrying a long walking staff.

    Whole article here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_%28folklore%29

  • It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

    letsgojacketsL letsgojackets wrote on last edited by letsgojackets
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    @the-cysko-kid said:

    It's not actually an elf you know. According to lore a brownie is a house spirit most closely related to a hobgoblin. It does chores and favors in return for food but you must never gift it clothes. This is the surest way to offend it and ensure it never comes back. This is the only acceptable argument against changing the uniform.

    I'm embarrased I got that lol.

    Scratch that. I thought you got it from Harry Potter.