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  • Okay, so Tuesday nights are trivia night and I can't miss trivia to type up a league report. I am so invaluable to my trivia team they wouldn't know what to do without me. ::hysterical laughter in the background:: Who else would know the capital of Oregon? Besides ... I can't miss a dip into the craft brew heaven "What's On Tap?" just for this crowd. Wednesdays SHOULD be okay for typing up reports but I spent last Wednesday night at work filling 150 dropper bottles with simulated blood for the Forensics lesson I'm in charge of that happened on Thursday. This Wednesday promises to be more of the same (the last 150 bottles need to be filled for an even larger group THIS Thursday and that's likely when they'll be delivered by our friends at UPS). So ... y'all are stuck with last week's standings in the middle of this week's games. (And nobody better give me grief about not ordering the bottles and getting all this stupid blood stuff done in advance because it all has to do with when my superiors were willing and able to release the money to authorize the purchase and nobody is happy about it.) So.... not that anybody cares... (a line from the Big Bang Theory... bazinga!)

    Week 4; JEFFREY'S GRAND TEAM smacked Dirty hands for a 56 point Biggest Blowout win, becoming a Toyota Hall of Fame Legend of Fantasy football. If my math is correct, and it seldom is, this is the second highest margin of victory of the season. The record is held, ironically, by Dirty Hands, who clobbered toxic's avengers in week one. I'm sure someone will gleefully correct me if I'm wrong.

    The current standings are:

    Team Whoopass 4-0-0 Though Whoopass is predicted to win this week, he's currently behind toxic's avengers by a score of 51-13. The Avengers picked up 21 points from Buffalo's Jackson and 15 from Cleveland's Josh Gordon. to kick off this week's contests. If you like rooting for the underdog, throw your enthusiasm to the 9th place Avengers.

    At 3-1: Calfox KosarDawgs, The Hammer, and Browns 57.

    2-0 teams: DD's, Dirty Hands, Kamac 19 and the previously mentioned Jeffrey's Grand Team.

    1-3: toxic's avengers, Oreo's Team, Gocong or Go Home. Oreo is too busy playing with her Cat's Meow toy (As Seen on TV!) to pay any attention to her team.

    Currently charged with tapping the keg and decorating the basement for the eventual championship party: The last place Choo Choo's.

    Go Brownies!