Resolution to Redskins dilemma
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On another thread I inadvertently came up with a resolution to the whole "Redskins" mess, by simply mistakenly leaving out a letter when I wrote the name. But, hell, I think it is an answer. One letter different and you have something inoffensive yet you keep pretty much the whole name:
The Washington Redskis:
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That sounds like a gigantic slam on the Polish Communist Population - DENIED by the Federal Government...
You must make sure to not offend a soul -
Please remove colors and and suffix that would relate to heritage....
Also - Browns will soon be under fire for having a name that is associated with the least favorite color of crayon in the box.
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OK, no offense meant to the Polish community. How about the Redsins?:
Nothing says Washington DC like this does, no?
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Or how about the Re-skins aka Transformers:
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just call them the washington warriors. that way no logo change and it should make the native americans happy because it now is not a derogatory name but a historic one.
then when they make the entrance on to the field you can have this play over the audio system:
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I think you've nailed it... as we've decided to take God and the Pledge of Allegiance out of schools... this will fly right through the red tape... HEY - how about the Washington Red Tape?
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not bad who's titty's?
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just call them the washington warriors. that way no logo change and it should make the native americans happy because it now is not a derogatory name but a historic one.
then when they make the entrance on to the field you can have this play over the audio system:
just call them the washington warriors. that way no logo change and it should make the native americans happy because it now is not a derogatory name but a historic one.
then when they make the entrance on to the field you can have this play over the audio system:
Appreciating the alliteration.
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would still like to know who's titty's those are and if they're single.
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would still like to know who's titty's those are and if they're single.
would still like to know who's titty's those are and if they're single.
OK, they belong to Beulah Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, she is 17 years old. Give her a call.
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Change it to the Washington rednecks. It's not a huge name change, its more appropriate for the people of this nations capital and in 70 more years a minority can still complain that its racist. Plus the logo hardly has to change. See?
Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind... -
And it still honors a vanquished foe. Confederates.
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Change it to the Washington rednecks. It's not a huge name change, its more appropriate for the people of this nations capital and in 70 more years a minority can still complain that its racist. Plus the logo hardly has to change. See?
Change it to the Washington rednecks. It's not a huge name change, its more appropriate for the people of this nations capital and in 70 more years a minority can still complain that its racist. Plus the logo hardly has to change. See?
Is a guy with a Mullet and a cigarello automatically a Redneck? (OK, yea, pretty much)
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would still like to know who's titty's those are and if they're single.
OK, they belong to Beulah Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, she is 17 years old. Give her a call.
OK, they belong to Beulah Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, she is 17 years old. Give her a call.
But beware, you'll have to wrestle each member of her family, including her mum and four older brothers, before you can take her out.
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That patch = AWESOME...
I mean - I don't want it on anything I own...
But I do want to see everyone dude with a pick up truck and testicles hanging from the tow package wearing one.
It will make them easier to spot when they are out and about
That patch = AWESOME...
dude with a pick up truck and testicles hanging from the tow package wearing one.
wow. i'm surprised anybody else knows such a dick as i have in one of my friends who has the flesh colored saggy balls attached to his tow arm.
some old lady at an intersection one time confronted him about it saying how disgaceful it was and he told the 85 year old woman to go fuck herself.
classy.
same guy that started his MC with 3 other fat irish drunks which led to 4 more members, 2 divorces, 1 dui and the hells angels telling them their colors were too close to theirs and if they saw them again they'd smash them.
said MC is now defunct.
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