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  • Those stain glass windows in the Garfield Mausoleum were made by Tiffany.

  • Yes, I believe they were.

  • War of 1812 Battlesites I have been to:

    Lake Erie//Put-In-Bay

    Ft. McHenry

    Mackinaw Island

    Washington DC and environs

    @the-gipper said:

    War of 1812 Battlesites I have been to:

    Lake Erie//Put-In-Bay

    Ft. McHenry

    Mackinaw Island

    Washington DC and environs

    Add: River Raisin, in Michigan, just last month

  • Civil War Battlefields I have visited:

    Ft. Sumter

    Bull Run/Manassas I and II

    Wilson Creek

    Ft. Donelson

    Yorktown (yes, a Civil War battle was fought at Yorktown)

    Shiloh

    Ft. Pulaski

    Corinth

    Murfreesboro/Stone's River

    Harper's Ferry

    Antietem/Sharpsburg

    Arkansas Post

    Chancellorsville

    Fredericksburg

    Vicksburg

    Gettysburg

    Morgan's Surrender/Salineville

    Charleston Harbor

    The Wilderness

    Spotsylvania

    Brice Crossroad's

    Tupelo

    Monocacy

    Siege of Columbia SC.

    I am going to be visiting Richmond/Petersburg/Appamattox/Cedar Creek in June

    When I was a little kid I may have visited Chattanooga, but I was so young I barely remember it, so I don't count it.

    @the-gipper said:

    Civil War Battlefields I have visited:

    Ft. Sumter

    Bull Run/Manassas I and II

    Wilson Creek

    Ft. Donelson

    Yorktown (yes, a Civil War battle was fought at Yorktown)

    Shiloh

    Ft. Pulaski

    Corinth

    Murfreesboro/Stone's River

    Harper's Ferry

    Antietem/Sharpsburg

    Arkansas Post

    Chancellorsville

    Fredericksburg

    Vicksburg

    Gettysburg

    Morgan's Surrender/Salineville

    Charleston Harbor

    The Wilderness

    Spotsylvania

    Brice Crossroad's

    Tupelo

    Monocacy

    Siege of Columbia SC.

    I am going to be visiting Richmond/Petersburg/Appamattox/Cedar Creek in June

    When I was a little kid I may have visited Chattanooga, but I was so young I barely remember it, so I don't count it.

    Yes, add Cedar Creek, Richmond, Petersburg, Appamattox where I was in early June.

  • Here is some food for thought as you plan your summer vacations. Some hints for your travels, all USA (incl. possessions):

    Best Sunset: Cape Flattery, Washington

    Best Sunrise: On top of Mt. Haleakala, Maui. (honorable mention: Quoddy Head, Maine)

    Best Beaches: St. John, US Virgin Islands

    Best Patriotic site: Fort McHenry, Baltimore

    Best Trees: California: Redwoods/Sequoias/Ancient Bristlecone pine/Joshua Trees

    Best Single Vista: Inspiration Point, Yosemite NP (Multiple vistas: Grand Canyon)

    Most Fun Town: New Orleans. (Honorable mention: Chicago)

    Best Small Town: Woodstock, Vermont. (honorable mentions: Chatham, Mass. Seaside Fla.)

    Best Consistent Architecture: Santa Fe, NM

    Campiest Attraction: House on the Rock, Spring Green, Wisconsin

    Nicest College Campus that is not Kenyon: Duke (honorable mention: Notre Dame)

    Nicest State Capitol building: Olympia, Washington (more for it setting than the building itself)

    Best Tall Building: Empire State Building

    Best Statue not called Liberty: Mt. Rushmore

    Best Scenic Town Setting: Sedona, Arizona

    Best City Park System: Savannah, Georgia

    Gawdiest Display of Wealth: Newport, Rhode Island

    Best Stadium: Wrigley Field

    Best preserved Western Town: Tombstone, Ariz. (honorable mention: Lincoln NM)

    Best hiking for the average person: Cuyahoga Valley National Park

    Best Lake: Crater Lake

    Best Mountain Range: The Grand Tetons

    Best Casino: Lakeside Inn and Casino, Stateline Nevada (Tahoe)

    Best Aquariam: National Aquariam, Baltimore

    Best Breakfast/Dinner combination: Camellia Grill and Commander's Palace, New Orleans

    Feel free to add your own

    @the-gipper said:

    Here is some food for thought as you plan your summer vacations. Some hints for your travels, all USA (incl. possessions):

    Best Sunset: Cape Flattery, Washington

    Best Sunrise: On top of Mt. Haleakala, Maui. (honorable mention: Quoddy Head, Maine)

    Best Beaches: St. John, US Virgin Islands

    Best Patriotic site: Fort McHenry, Baltimore

    Best Trees: California: Redwoods/Sequoias/Ancient Bristlecone pine/Joshua Trees

    Best Single Vista: Inspiration Point, Yosemite NP (Multiple vistas: Grand Canyon)

    Most Fun Town: New Orleans. (Honorable mention: Chicago)

    Best Small Town: Woodstock, Vermont. (honorable mentions: Chatham, Mass. Seaside Fla.)

    Best Consistent Architecture: Santa Fe, NM

    Campiest Attraction: House on the Rock, Spring Green, Wisconsin

    Nicest College Campus that is not Kenyon: Duke (honorable mention: Notre Dame)

    Nicest State Capitol building: Olympia, Washington (more for it setting than the building itself)

    Best Tall Building: Empire State Building

    Best Statue not called Liberty: Mt. Rushmore

    Best Scenic Town Setting: Sedona, Arizona

    Best City Park System: Savannah, Georgia

    Gawdiest Display of Wealth: Newport, Rhode Island

    Best Stadium: Wrigley Field

    Best preserved Western Town: Tombstone, Ariz. (honorable mention: Lincoln NM)

    Best hiking for the average person: Cuyahoga Valley National Park

    Best Lake: Crater Lake

    Best Mountain Range: The Grand Tetons

    Best Casino: Lakeside Inn and Casino, Stateline Nevada (Tahoe)

    Best Aquariam: National Aquariam, Baltimore

    Best Breakfast/Dinner combination: Camellia Grill and Commander's Palace, New Orleans

    Feel free to add your own

    Damn, you've really gotten around! Do you travel for your job?

  • @the-gipper said:

    Here is some food for thought as you plan your summer vacations. Some hints for your travels, all USA (incl. possessions):

    Best Sunset: Cape Flattery, Washington

    Best Sunrise: On top of Mt. Haleakala, Maui. (honorable mention: Quoddy Head, Maine)

    Best Beaches: St. John, US Virgin Islands

    Best Patriotic site: Fort McHenry, Baltimore

    Best Trees: California: Redwoods/Sequoias/Ancient Bristlecone pine/Joshua Trees

    Best Single Vista: Inspiration Point, Yosemite NP (Multiple vistas: Grand Canyon)

    Most Fun Town: New Orleans. (Honorable mention: Chicago)

    Best Small Town: Woodstock, Vermont. (honorable mentions: Chatham, Mass. Seaside Fla.)

    Best Consistent Architecture: Santa Fe, NM

    Campiest Attraction: House on the Rock, Spring Green, Wisconsin

    Nicest College Campus that is not Kenyon: Duke (honorable mention: Notre Dame)

    Nicest State Capitol building: Olympia, Washington (more for it setting than the building itself)

    Best Tall Building: Empire State Building

    Best Statue not called Liberty: Mt. Rushmore

    Best Scenic Town Setting: Sedona, Arizona

    Best City Park System: Savannah, Georgia

    Gawdiest Display of Wealth: Newport, Rhode Island

    Best Stadium: Wrigley Field

    Best preserved Western Town: Tombstone, Ariz. (honorable mention: Lincoln NM)

    Best hiking for the average person: Cuyahoga Valley National Park

    Best Lake: Crater Lake

    Best Mountain Range: The Grand Tetons

    Best Casino: Lakeside Inn and Casino, Stateline Nevada (Tahoe)

    Best Aquariam: National Aquariam, Baltimore

    Best Breakfast/Dinner combination: Camellia Grill and Commander's Palace, New Orleans

    Feel free to add your own

    Damn, you've really gotten around! Do you travel for your job?

    @koalabazooka said:

    Damn, you've really gotten around! Do you travel for your job?

    NO

  • Revolutionary War Battlefields I have visited:

    Lexington and Concord

    Ft. Stanwix/Oriskany

    Brandywine

    Saratoga

    Kings Mountain

    The Cowpens

    Guilford Courthouse

    The Siege of 96

    Germantown (Philadelphia)

    Yorktown

    Valley Forge (not strictly a battle)

    @the-gipper said:

    Revolutionary War Battlefields I have visited:

    Lexington and Concord

    Ft. Stanwix/Oriskany

    Brandywine

    Saratoga

    Kings Mountain

    The Cowpens

    Guilford Courthouse

    The Siege of 96

    Germantown (Philadelphia)

    Yorktown

    Valley Forge (not strictly a battle)

    I am hoping to go to Morristown next week, if the damn thing is open....at least let the road be open.

  • Hey Gip I like the cut of your jib. Any guy that visits all those battlefields is alright by me.

  • Hey Gip I like the cut of your jib. Any guy that visits all those battlefields is alright by me.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Hey Gip I like the cut of your jib. Any guy that visits all those battlefields is alright by me.

    I went to Morristown....but also was at the sight of a very much unknown Revolutionary War battle called the Battle of Minnisink. It was in upstate NY, just above the Delaware River. 200 Patriots lost their lives to a group of Tories and Indians.

    Also was at the sight where Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas Eve before the Battle of Trenton.

  • Revolutionary War Battle Sites I have visited:

    Lexington and Concord

    Boston

    Gunpowder Incident (Williamsburg)

    Ft. Ticonderoga

    Machias (Maine)

    96

    Quebec

    Savannah

    Trenton (including Washington Crossing)

    Ft. Stanwix

    Oriskany

    Brandywine

    Saratoga

    Germantown

    Chillicothe

    Charleston

    Kings Mountain

    Cowpens

    Guildford Courthouse

    Yorktown

    Blue Licks Ky.

    Arkansas Post

    Minnisink

  • People criticise americans for never leaving america. While I can understand that to a degree, not seeing all the different cultures etc, it's just incredible to see the vast range of nature and culture that exists within the country - you could not leave and still have 50 very unique holidays.

  • People criticise americans for never leaving america. While I can understand that to a degree, not seeing all the different cultures etc, it's just incredible to see the vast range of nature and culture that exists within the country - you could not leave and still have 50 very unique holidays.

    @gftchris said:

    People criticise americans for never leaving america. While I can understand that to a degree, not seeing all the different cultures etc, it's just incredible to see the vast range of nature and culture that exists within the country - you could not leave and still have 50 very unique holidays.

    I have never heard anyone criticize Americans for never leaving America. Who the fuck does that? And why?

    How about this gft: apply the categories I have used and apply them to the UK....or wtf, apply them to the entirety of Europe.

    Bust sunsets, sunrises, stadiums, mountain ranges etc. etc. etc.

    I mean, why go to the Alps when I can go to the Rockies.

  • @gftchris said:

    People criticise americans for never leaving america. While I can understand that to a degree, not seeing all the different cultures etc, it's just incredible to see the vast range of nature and culture that exists within the country - you could not leave and still have 50 very unique holidays.

    I have never heard anyone criticize Americans for never leaving America. Who the fuck does that? And why?

    How about this gft: apply the categories I have used and apply them to the UK....or wtf, apply them to the entirety of Europe.

    Bust sunsets, sunrises, stadiums, mountain ranges etc. etc. etc.

    I mean, why go to the Alps when I can go to the Rockies.

    @the-gipper said:

    I have never heard anyone criticize Americans for never leaving America. Who the fuck does that? And why?

    How about this gft: apply the categories I have used and apply them to the UK....or wtf, apply them to the entirety of Europe.

    Bust sunsets, sunrises, stadiums, mountain ranges etc. etc. etc.

    I mean, why go to the Alps when I can go to the Rockies.

    People outside America, clearly! And no, that's not a dig. But people do, it's a real thing that happens. I guess you'll have to take my word for it.

    Not been to enough places around europe to comment on all of that, but it'd probably go something like:

    Best Sunset: Canary Islands

    Best Sunrise: Don't recall ever being awake for sunrise (for good reasons at least)

    Best Beaches: south of France/northwest italy

    Best Patriotic site: differs country to country obviously, but for a few countries it might be Ypres

    Best Single Vista: Pick your favourite point in the alps, there are loads with views of mountains, lakes, trees, snow and wildlife.

    Most Fun Town: Honestly, London's up there, with Barcelona and Amsterdam

    Best Consistent Architecture: Paris, without a single doubt in my mind.

    Campiest Attraction: ? Most like a camp? Not much of a camper.

    Nicest College Campus that is not Kenyon: My alma mata, University of Birmingham is pretty nice. But winner is probably Cambridge/Oxford, although not strictly speaking a campus

    Best Tall Building: The Shard is striking, if not 'nice'

    Best Statue not called Liberty: Probably the colossus at Rhodes or Zeus at Olympia, if they were still around

    Best Scenic Town Setting: Any of hundreds in and around southern/central europe, through france, italy, switzerland, pick your poison.

    Gawdiest Display of Wealth: Monte Carlo - yachts absolutely everywhere and not a poor person in sight. Closely followed by Cannes.

    Best Stadium: Nou Camp

    Best hiking for the average person: Swiss Alps

    Best Lake: Geneva?

    Best Mountain Range: Alps

  • Campiest Attraction: ? Most like a camp? Not much of a camper

    Campy in this sense means kitchsy, low brow, or weird/bizarre, odd, quirky

    Here is a better definition:

    "camp: providing sophisticated amusement by virtue of having artificially (and vulgarly) mannered or banal or sentimental qualities; "they played up the silliness of their roles for camp effect";

  • here is a "campy" attraction: 40 foot tall beer cans:

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    Cadillac Ranch

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  • I don't know about Europe, but here is one I found in Australia. Try to put this shrimp on the barbie:

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  • Ok, we don't really have those! They're quite american. Nearest I can think of is probably the horse or angel of the north:

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  • Ok, we don't really have those! They're quite american. Nearest I can think of is probably the horse or angel of the north:

    long_view_300x400.jpg

    0312_angelofthenorth_1998_003_sallyannno

    @gftchris said:

    Ok, we don't really have those! They're quite american. Nearest I can think of is probably the horse or angel of the north:

    long_view_300x400.jpghttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westbury_White_Horse

    Is this the "Westbury White Horse? If so, it is not what I would call "Campy". I read The Pale Horseman by Bernard Cornwell, and this white horse is supposedly a commemoration of The Battle of Ethandun between the Saxons and the Danes. In fact this horse has supposedly been there since the days of Alfred the Great. Apparently one of the leaders of the Danes was a fellow named Svein, who rode a white horse and whose sigil was a white horse, so they constructed this "design" on the nearby hillside.