This week Fantasy Football Follies Browns Board 2
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The classic phone sex question, uttered in sultry tones: "What are you wearing?" The response is often a creative invention, designed to elicit the desired breathless response.
Today, I am wearing pink aeropostale sweats, a Cleveland sweatshirt I bought in the airport during my most recent trip to the North Coast, and..
The frog slippers are comfort clothes most useful when I am sick. How many of you are sick? I've been coughing and sneezing for a week now and I'm, well, sick of it. I attribute my illness to the fact that I reside in a germ pool consisting of 5-600 fresh faces of elementary and middle school children each week. This makes the likelihood of an errant strain to which I have no resistance making it's rebellious way past the normal lines of defense much greater than normal.
I've been spending every spare moment not involved with work or basic survival functions, lying in bed hoping warm blankets and frequent naps will have a healing effect.
If you suffer from the same or similar ailment, I recommend "sick tea."
1 cup of hot strong tea (normally I'm a Mint Medley girl, but for this, Constant Comment is my brew of choice)
dollop of honey (for throat soothing)
tablespoon of lemon juice (for the Vitamin C)
Brandy (or if you happen to have the tailgate beverage of choice, Larry's "orange sh**" handy, that will do to induce sleep or make you care not quite so much that you are sick)
I've never really understood people who prefer cold beverages when they are sick. Go figure. They must be Steeler fans.
What does this have to do with Fantasy Football? Heck if I know. I just feel miserable and felt like sharing the wealth. Plus, nobody's really given me much else to talk about. The Smack Talk this week consists of Jeffrey's Grand Team taking a shot at DD's with "hi."
Calfox KosarDawgs had a 32 point margin of victory this week, winning the "Biggest Blowout" award.
Oreo's team currently holds the longest winning streak (5) but if Yahoo's predictions are to be believed, the streak should end this week courtesy of Team Whoopass. It appears that there are lots of lopsided matchups this week.
Choo Choo's are chugging along in the basement nipping at the contents of the wine cellar. Though they've yet to win a game, they are favored this week by a margin of 3 points over dirty hands. The dirty hands already have 23 points courtesy of AJ Green and Charles Clay, so we'll see.
Oreo's Team is a 20+ point underdog vs TEAM WHOOPASS! this week.
The Hammer starts the day with -2 points and is likely to lose to Browns57 with 11 points going into Sunday's games
DD's could pick up a key victory today over toxic's avengers.
Kamac19 faces Gocong Or Go Home (who, in 11th place, should really be having fun with the fact that he's favored by 20)
Jeffrey's Grand Team and Calfox KosarDawgs are going to hold hands during the coin toss and sing Kumbaya.
Hope you are all healthier than I and that your team beats the odds!
Current Standings (not including this week)
1 Calfox KosarDawgs 6-2-0
2 TEAM WHOOPASS!
3 The Hammer 5-3-0
4 Oreo's Team
5 DD's
6 Kamac19
7 dirty hands 4-4-0
8 Browns57
9 Jeffrey's Grand Team
10 toxic's avengers 2-6-0
11 Gocong Or Go Home
12 Choo Choo's 0-8-0
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Note:
My Kosardawgs have been on a roll. However, last week, we were still celebrating the Browns'
huge win over the ratbirds, while being on vacation. More on that later,
the Kosardawgs had people on bye week, and lost embarrassingly in both leagues.
"What goes up must go down?"
Yep. We're back, though.
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