I found our New Running Back!

hoorta

@tour2ma said:
... and he runs a 4.4...

Do you mean a 5.4? Even that would be impressive for a guy who weighs 400 pounds. Pity the poor 165 pound HS kids that try and tackle this guy.

Son, your future at the collegiate level is at DL somewhere. Doubtless the PAC 10 coaches have scouted this guy

Tour2ma

6.4???

miktoxic

pass the dutchie on the left hand side.

Tim Couch Pulls Out

I was waiting for this to be posted.

miktoxic

at least you didn't say it was tebow.

Represent

^{Dion Lewis on our team}

miktoxic

@represent said:
^{Dion Lewis on our team}

yeah too bad we won't see him until next training camp. once hurt, twice shy.

DieHardBrownsFan

Kid won't live to see 25.

Comeonman

@diehardbrownsfan said:
Kid won't live to see 25.

What are you talking about

DieHardBrownsFan

@comeonman said:
What are you talking about

Kid is morbidly obese and will probably die of a heart attack if he don't lose at least 100 or more pounds. Walking time bomb that's what I'm talking about.

Tim Couch Pulls Out

@diehardbrownsfan said:
Kid is morbidly obese and will probably die of a heart attack if he don't lose at least 100 or more pounds. Walking time bomb that's what I'm talking about.

I'm 340 lbs. Am I going to die?

Because I have a doctor who would readily disagree with you.

miktoxic

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

I'm 340 lbs. Am I going to die?

Because I have a doctor who would readily disagree with you.

well i hope your proctologist tells you to slow down on the big salty beef.

Tim Couch Pulls Out

@miktoxic said:
well i hope your proctologist tells you to slow down on the big salty beef.

I'm eating beef jerky as I type this.

Seriously.

I guess you know me more than I anticipated,

gftChris

@tour2ma said:
... and he runs a 4.4...

A 4.4 20-yard?

slowburn

he's got that funky disease that plagued Honest Abe. i.e -- multiple endocrine neoplasia

The Gipper

Maybe the Browns should pick up the RB from Heidelberg that picked up 465 yards rushing against B-W. That is an NCAA record for all levels (FBS,FCS,II,III)

BrownsKidd

@the-gipper said:
Maybe the Browns should pick up the RB from Heidelberg that picked up 465 yards rushing against B-W. That is an NCAA record for all levels (FBS,FCS,II,III)

Honestly, this is the kind of kid you would want IMO. He would come in with something to prove and work hard as his collegiate position doesn't give him much of a chance to be drafted.. but his stock may have just risen.

Zombo

How bout this guy?

The Gipper

Zombo said:

How bout this guy?

They call him Flipper, Flipper, Flipper, in a world full of wonder.....

Clevfan4life

@tim-couch-pulls-out said:

I'm 340 lbs. Am I going to die?

Because I have a doctor who would readily disagree with you.

are you a strongman competitor? are you 6'6+? it's good that kid playing football otherwise he might already be in big trouble. 6'4 and 400lbs is not sustainable over a lifetime. Even the NFL players, if they don't drop that playing weight asap after retirement they are deep shit. You can only get away with eating like that if your metabolism is at the level of an NFL player. The moment their metabolism drops because they're not moving as much, they have to adjust or those calories that previously got delegated to doing shit like repair work and replenishing muscles....will kill them.