TRICH traded to colts

Mark O

@unsympathetic said:

What's in this sex tape.. does he run into 3 women and fall down at the first touch of contact?

Did they have to stop filming because Trent can't find the hole?

Wow...that's original...You realize I posted the exact same thing you did and that it was written by someone else?

You should really credit another writer if you're going to steal his material.

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 01:37 PM

This is awesome from grantland.com today and Bill Simmons:

Q: Thanks to TMZ Sports, I just learned that there's a Trent Richardson orgy sex tape being shopped that stars Trent and "at least" three ladies. I also learned that Trent has "a lot in common" with the Colts mascot. FYI: The Colts mascot is a horse. Has any football player ever become a legend and a bust in the same month?

—Name accidentally deleted

SG: Move over, Greg Oden, there's a new sheriff in Putthatthingaway Town! I might break my vow of never watching a male athlete's sex tape just to see this one. I mean, OF COURSE Trent Richardson's sex tape was going to be an orgy! Nobody has more experience having three people on top of him at all times. Do you think the tape starts with Trent seeing a pile of naked people, running into it and falling down? Did they have to stop filming because Trent couldn't find any holes? Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

Tour2ma

Is it possible that "Unsympathetic" is Rand Paul?

koalabazooka

I just thought of this one: Great Pocket Presence

Westside Steve

I haven't read the entire thread but my favorite sex tape involving T rich is the one where the Browns f*** the Colts out of a first round draft pick. A real dawg and pony show.

( Hopefully I'm not repeating somebody's joke, I think I made this one up...)

WSS

listercat

@westside-steve said:

I haven't read the entire thread but my favorite sex tape involving T rich is the one where the Browns f*** the Colts out of a first round draft pick. A real dawg and pony show.

( Hopefully I'm not repeating somebody's joke, I think I made this one up...)

WSS

Not sure if you made it up or not; but that was pretty damn funny...thanks man you made my day

Buck The Frowns

The two minute drill.

PoeticG

Dog and Pony show, awesome! Witty and Accurate... now if only we could find a QB with those traits.

sisky fringo

so who were these broads?

and i mean that literally. gotta be some seriously loose hoes if he lives up to the hype.

most likely just some brown bag Indianapolis slam pigs aka some amateur bored-out college mud sharks complete w pixie cuts and huge hoop earrings. Big Toof aint pullin no pros for free...some paid escorts maybe. yuck.

hoorta

@tour2ma said:

hoorta, on 16 Nov 2013 - 12:23 AM, said:

Thank you Banner and Lombardi for pulling off what right now looks like to be the most one sided trade of the decade.

Ummm.... aren't you forgetting the "trade" that bought us TR...

Well that was pretty horrible, if you want to count the draft picks we gave up to move up. At least we got the first round pick back. 30 cents on the dollar. Incidentally, Besides busting on Weeden and T-Rich, just noticed looking back at what we gave up- H&H wisely took John Hughes, one pick ahead of Nick Foles.

koalabazooka

@poeticg said:
Dog and Pony show, awesome! Witty and Accurate... now if only we could find a QB with those traits.

What, a big dick and penchant for exhibitionism?

koalabazooka

I think Manziel is the likeliest candidate to repeat T-Rich's mistakes.

DieHardBrownsFan

Why, cause he likes to have fun? The guy is in college, and who wouldn't hit that?

koalabazooka

http://profootballmock.com/the-trent-richardson-sex-tape-a-pfm-chart/

koalabazooka

@diehardbrownsfan said:
Why, cause he likes to have fun? The guy is in college, and who wouldn't hit that?

His Caligula-esque excesses have been well documented in the media and you can bet some stuff got swept under the table, too. If he hadn't been partying so much, he probably wouldn't have gotten kicked out of the Peyton Manning Passing Academy.

slowburn

The south will rise again

Browns149

"I'm not frustrated at all because I think I've been playing good," Richardson said, according to The Indianapolis Star. "If you turn on the film, I don't have any missed assignments. I haven't had any missed reads. I've been playing good. Stuff just hasn't matched up like we thought it would when I'm in there. I think teams match up differently when I come in.

So we traded a blocking back for a 1st round pick. GREAT JOB JOE BANNER & MIKE LOMBARDI

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10000662/trent-richardson-indianapolis-colts-defends-play-trade

utzie

I was really suprised when I read the article, but he said exactly what any logical person in this situation would have.

If he admits he sucks, he's gonna lose playing time real quick.

Overall, I'm really glad the Browns ended up getting a 1st out of him. I don't think anybody in the NFL would give even half of that for him now..

DieHardBrownsFan

I don't really care about Richardson anymore. He is gone.

TypicalBrowns

yea sadly t rich is in the rearview now, don't need to worry about him anymore, just who we pick with his 1st rounder

USFBrown

T Rich is a major bust. Colts were stupid to trade for him after having over a season of tape on him. Congrat to the FO for pulling that one off.

Best of luck to him after this year, but I hope the Colts shit the bed for our sake.