Joke
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were metby Saint Peter at the pearly gates.'In honor of this holy season' Saint Petersaid, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get intoheaven.'The Englishman fumbled through his pocketsand pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.'You may pass through the pearly gates'Saint Peter said.The Scotsman reached into his pocket andpulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'Saint Peter said 'You may pass through thepearly gates'.The Irishman started searching desperatelythrough his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raisedeyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'And So The Christmas SeasonBegins......
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