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  • In the spirit of Chris Carter, here are a few Where You Ats? for the Browns etc.:

    Browns Quarterback? Where you at and who the hell are you?

    Browns Running Game? Where you at?

    Browns Pass Rush: Where you at?

    Browns Ballhawking defense that causes turnovers? Where you at?

    Browns #2 WR behind Gordon: Where you at?

    Browns Special Teams making any kind of play: Where you at?

    Bengals ever winning a postseason game? Where you at?

    Super Bowl Champion Baltimore Ravens? Where you at?

    Steeler trolls who yarp on here constantly if your team is winnimg, but when your team disappears from playoff contention you hide like babies under your blankets? Where you at?

    Trent Richardson? Where you at?

    Feel free to add your own.

  • Red Zone Defense ? Where you at???

  • In the spirit of Chris Carter, here are a few Where You Ats? for the Browns etc.:

    Browns Quarterback? Where you at and who the hell are you?

    Browns Running Game? Where you at?

    Browns Pass Rush: Where you at?

    Browns Ballhawking defense that causes turnovers? Where you at?

    Browns #2 WR behind Gordon: Where you at?

    Browns Special Teams making any kind of play: Where you at?

    Bengals ever winning a postseason game? Where you at?

    Super Bowl Champion Baltimore Ravens? Where you at?

    Steeler trolls who yarp on here constantly if your team is winnimg, but when your team disappears from playoff contention you hide like babies under your blankets? Where you at?

    Trent Richardson? Where you at?

    Feel free to add your own.

    @the-gipper said:

    In the spirit of Chris Carter, here are a few Where You Ats? for the Browns etc.:

    Browns Quarterback? Where you at and who the hell are you?

    Pass, this one's too fucking tough.....not weeden is about all i've got.

    Browns Running Game? Where you at?

    Terrible. But is also partly the o line's fault. O line needs to be addressed either in FA or the draft. Same with the FB position. No more of this FB's don't matter bullshit, they do. If we can get Hyde in the draft than get a FB and we're done. Between Hyde and Lewis we have some good talent and if they don't get it done than it has to be on the O line.

    Browns Pass Rush: Where you at?

    Indefensible. Our most dynamic pass rusher is a 240lb noop who you can't leave in there for extended playing time because he lets TE's seal him to the inside on plays where the secondary comes up to the fill the middle. That can never ever ever happen because that's when runs bounce for 40+ yds. Our other guys were terrible at pass rushing this year. Our 8m guy from Blt has 2.5 sacks this season. and at least one of those, if not 2, were from the other side chasing the qb into his arms. I don't yet know if the lack of sacks from both sides is from them not getting home in time or the secondary is just allowing the qb's to get rid of the ball way too quick for any pass rush in the league to get there. This is a possibility which is why I'm not yet ready to throw our OLB'ers under the bus. I do however notice some flaws in krugers rush which he needs to fix by next season or i'm done with him. No reason a 6'4 270lb guy's edge rush is so devoid of leverage the tackles need just lean on him to sail him past the edge. Clay Matthews ain't yoked like Kruger but he digs in on the edge and gets there.

    Browns #2 WR behind Gordon: Where you at?

    Addressed in FA or a late project pick in the draft. If Gordon had a full year with Hoyer his stats might be just silly.

    Browns Special Teams making any kind of play: Where you at?

    Stick with Travis next year but tell him spin moves while guys are diving at your knees at full gallop isn't the best call. He got cute and paid for it.

    Super Bowl Champion Baltimore Ravens? Where you at?

    This year? With the Chiefs, Broncos, Patriots, Colts? They might beat one of those teams but not twice. Heck they might have to play the Bengals in the first round which will be all they can handle.

    Steeler trolls who yarp on here constantly if your team is winnimg, but when your team disappears from playoff contention you hide like babies under your blankets? Where you at?

    NFL makes example of steelers and takes/modifies 1st round draft pick. If it keeps em from Clowney I'm all good.

    Trent Richardson? Where you at?

    Dude's got a horse cock so in the end what does it really matter? He won even with his shitty 2.6 yds a carry. He'll have made a couple million dollars before it's all over and he'll have his giant black dick. As long as he takes care of his money that's not a bad life.

    ....

  • Paul Kruger? Where you at? (seriously... overpaid much?)

    Norv Turner? Where you at? (that's right, up in the booth staying warm)

    Jimmy H? Where you at? (federal prison, yet?)

    Otto Graham? Where you at? (we need you)

    RGIII? Where you at? (last place? Actually, I don't care. I was sick of hearing your name all offseason)

    MIke Tomlin? Where you at? (100 grand lighter in the wallet...haha... who's smiling now, cheater?)

    3 game winning streak in late September? Where you at? (I miss you)

    Jason Campbell from the Ravens game? Where you at? (???)

  • Brian Hoyer - where you at? Cleveland misses you terribly

  • In the spirit of Chris Carter, here are a few Where You Ats? for the Browns etc.:

    Browns Quarterback? Where you at and who the hell are you?

    Browns Running Game? Where you at?

    Browns Pass Rush: Where you at?

    Browns Ballhawking defense that causes turnovers? Where you at?

    Browns #2 WR behind Gordon: Where you at?

    Browns Special Teams making any kind of play: Where you at?

    Bengals ever winning a postseason game? Where you at?

    Super Bowl Champion Baltimore Ravens? Where you at?

    Steeler trolls who yarp on here constantly if your team is winnimg, but when your team disappears from playoff contention you hide like babies under your blankets? Where you at?

    Trent Richardson? Where you at?

    Feel free to add your own.

    @the-gipper said:

    In the spirit of Chris Carter, here are a few Where You Ats? for the Browns etc.:

    Browns Quarterback? Where you at and who the hell are you?

    Hopefully Bridgewater. I'd settle for best QB available with their first pick

    Browns Running Game? Where you at?

    Gone, for now. Lewis and FA take over next year.

    Browns Pass Rush: Where you at?

    I have no idea what has happened here

    Browns Ballhawking defense that causes turnovers? Where you at?

    Well, no pass rush

    Browns #2 WR behind Gordon: Where you at?

    Cameron? Cant count a TE?

    Browns Special Teams making any kind of play: Where you at?

    Not worried about it. Quit kicking so much (though Chud is better than other coaches here).

    Bengals ever winning a postseason game?

    This year probably.

    Super Bowl Champion Baltimore Ravens? Where you at?

    Mediocreville

    Steeler trolls who yarp on here constantly if your team is winnimg, but when your team disappears from playoff contention you hide like babies under your blankets? Where you at?

    They will be gone for a while. There is not a lot of young talent there and Big Rape aint getting younger

    Trent Richardson? Where you at?

    Laying under a 350 lb man approximately 2 yards ahead of the line of scrimmage.

    Feel free to add your own.

  • Ray Horton-"where you at"

  • another top 5 draft pick coming........Where you at?

  • SINCE 1999

    77-159 tied for worst record with the Lions

    10 last place finishes, 3 more then any other team

    18 starting QB's tied most with Miami

    WHERE YOU AT ?????????????

  • Browns defense in the last 2 games where if you had done your job in the final 2 minutes you would have won both games......Where you AT?

    Browns special teams making any kind of a play to help win a game. Where you at?

    (Browns special teams coach......I know where you gonna be at soon: the unemployment line)