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  • ALL SARCASM SHOULD BE IN PINK FONT

  • If Peyton wins the Super Bowl, he'll probably retire. Then maybe we can pick him at as OC. What the hell, hire him to be HC since the FO wants someone who is offense-minded.

    I'd put this in pink, but I want an official statement on correct Browns Board protocol and procedures.

    What color should I put sarcastic comments nested in another sarcastic comment?

    And those that don't get the sarcasm when typed, likely wouldn't pick up on it in person either. Although I've known a few people who deadpan their sarcasm all the time and they'll fool you if you aren't paying close attention.

  • ALL SARCASM SHOULD BE IN PINK FONT

    @lbc-mike said:

    ALL SARCASM SHOULD BE IN PINK FONT

    my comment about a special font was sarcastic...
  • @bbedward said:

    I could care less for Munchak and Gase. If signing Peyton manning is a possibility, then I'm all for it.

    I'm sorry i'm confused, how is signing Peyton Manning even a remote possibility? Is it because we're going to interview the Broncos OC? And that's what you think might bring Manning here?

    Let me provide some background first to how unlikely I find that scenario. There are some scientists that feel the universe is infinite. Meaning you travel out in one direction and you're gonna be basically going for infinity, you'll never come to any "end". So to go with that theory, they say there must be infinite numbers of earths floating around in some far off corners of the universe. So somewhere, there's another clevfan4life and another bbedward posting on a sports talk forum about either the Browns or some minor variation...maybe the city's name isn't Cleveland. I dunno, this is theory afterall. So somewhere, if the universe if infinite...it stands to reason that Peyton Manning is playing for the Cleveland Browns on another earth. So my point is that even if this "infinite universe" idea could be proven to be true...I'm still not buying there's a possibility of a Peyton Manning playing for the Cleveland Browns......anywhere. Infact, if the universe collapsed and re expanded all over again....you could wait trillions upon trillions of years and you would still never find a Peyton Manning under center in a Browns uni. It's simply not going to happen. Unless there was a Manning copy somewhere who was functionally Retarded but had an arm cannon.....maybe they could fool that one into trotting out there on opening day. But even that guy would be wondering what the F is wrong with himself after taking that first snap helmet to chin sack from a regular down lineman who just beat his man around the corner.

    Sorry if that was longwinded and dickish...it isn't personal. It's just where I am with this organization. I would like nothing more than to have a team here that could conceivably attract a talent like Peyton Manning. Reality is these guys are not stupid. Even the actually stupid ones have agents who are not stupid and tell them uh uh no way. QB's come here as FA's when they're all washed up and done and have consigned themselves to take a beating for a year or two while they collect their final retirement checks. Sad but troo.

    @clevfan4life said:

    I'm sorry i'm confused, how is signing Peyton Manning even a remote possibility? Is it because we're going to interview the Broncos OC? And that's what you think might bring Manning here?

    Let me provide some background first to how unlikely I find that scenario. There are some scientists that feel the universe is infinite. Meaning you travel out in one direction and you're gonna be basically going for infinity, you'll never come to any "end". So to go with that theory, they say there must be infinite numbers of earths floating around in some far off corners of the universe. So somewhere, there's another clevfan4life and another bbedward posting on a sports talk forum about either the Browns or some minor variation...maybe the city's name isn't Cleveland. I dunno, this is theory afterall. So somewhere, if the universe if infinite...it stands to reason that Peyton Manning is playing for the Cleveland Browns on another earth. So my point is that even if this "infinite universe" idea could be proven to be true...I'm still not buying there's a possibility of a Peyton Manning playing for the Cleveland Browns......anywhere. Infact, if the universe collapsed and re expanded all over again....you could wait trillions upon trillions of years and you would still never find a Peyton Manning under center in a Browns uni. It's simply not going to happen. Unless there was a Manning copy somewhere who was functionally Retarded but had an arm cannon.....maybe they could fool that one into trotting out there on opening day. But even that guy would be wondering what the F is wrong with himself after taking that first snap helmet to chin sack from a regular down lineman who just beat his man around the corner.

    Sorry if that was longwinded and dickish...it isn't personal. It's just where I am with this organization. I would like nothing more than to have a team here that could conceivably attract a talent like Peyton Manning. Reality is these guys are not stupid. Even the actually stupid ones have agents who are not stupid and tell them uh uh no way. QB's come here as FA's when they're all washed up and done and have consigned themselves to take a beating for a year or two while they collect their final retirement checks. Sad but troo.

    I didn't read this but I appreciate the response.

    Maybe we can pick up tom Brady though? If we get that broncos OC.

  • Lol

  • hell lets just dig up Bill Walsh from the grave,,,he couldnt do any worse...it would fit well with the dead FO we have..

  • hell lets just dig up Bill Walsh from the grave,,,he couldnt do any worse...it would fit well with the dead FO we have..

    @nickers said:

    hell lets just dig up Bill Walsh from the grave,,,he couldnt do any worse...it would fit well with the dead FO we have..

    Tie some strings on him and Lombardi and Banner will have their puppet lmao
  • @nickers said:

    hell lets just dig up Bill Walsh from the grave,,,he couldnt do any worse...it would fit well with the dead FO we have..

    Tie some strings on him and Lombardi and Banner will have their puppet lmao

    XxDaBuckeyexX said:

    Tie some strings on him and Lombardi and Banner will have their puppet lmao

    I think we are on to something.

    Hire the dude from Weekend at Bernies.

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  • Hahaha BanBardi's perfect coach. Mike Holmgren was good at playing dead, maybe he'd be interested?

  • Hahaha BanBardi's perfect coach. Mike Holmgren was good at playing dead, maybe he'd be interested?

    XxDaBuckeyexX said:

    Hahaha BanBardi's perfect coach. Mike Holmgren was good at playing dead, maybe he'd be interested?

    Holgren said he would be interested in coaching the Cowboys if the job opened up. Why not the Browns? He should be made to come in here and clean up his mess, no?

  • XxDaBuckeyexX said:

    Hahaha BanBardi's perfect coach. Mike Holmgren was good at playing dead, maybe he'd be interested?

    Holgren said he would be interested in coaching the Cowboys if the job opened up. Why not the Browns? He should be made to come in here and clean up his mess, no?

    @the-gipper said:

    Holgren said he would be interested in coaching the Cowboys if the job opened up. Why not the Browns? He should be made to come in here and clean up his mess, no?

    I dont know if That would work because You'd have to use tension cable instead of strings and it would be too visible.
  • @clevfan4life said:

    I'm sorry i'm confused, how is signing Peyton Manning even a remote possibility? Is it because we're going to interview the Broncos OC? And that's what you think might bring Manning here?

    Let me provide some background first to how unlikely I find that scenario. There are some scientists that feel the universe is infinite. Meaning you travel out in one direction and you're gonna be basically going for infinity, you'll never come to any "end". So to go with that theory, they say there must be infinite numbers of earths floating around in some far off corners of the universe. So somewhere, there's another clevfan4life and another bbedward posting on a sports talk forum about either the Browns or some minor variation...maybe the city's name isn't Cleveland. I dunno, this is theory afterall. So somewhere, if the universe if infinite...it stands to reason that Peyton Manning is playing for the Cleveland Browns on another earth. So my point is that even if this "infinite universe" idea could be proven to be true...I'm still not buying there's a possibility of a Peyton Manning playing for the Cleveland Browns......anywhere. Infact, if the universe collapsed and re expanded all over again....you could wait trillions upon trillions of years and you would still never find a Peyton Manning under center in a Browns uni. It's simply not going to happen. Unless there was a Manning copy somewhere who was functionally Retarded but had an arm cannon.....maybe they could fool that one into trotting out there on opening day. But even that guy would be wondering what the F is wrong with himself after taking that first snap helmet to chin sack from a regular down lineman who just beat his man around the corner.

    Sorry if that was longwinded and dickish...it isn't personal. It's just where I am with this organization. I would like nothing more than to have a team here that could conceivably attract a talent like Peyton Manning. Reality is these guys are not stupid. Even the actually stupid ones have agents who are not stupid and tell them uh uh no way. QB's come here as FA's when they're all washed up and done and have consigned themselves to take a beating for a year or two while they collect their final retirement checks. Sad but troo.

    I didn't read this but I appreciate the response.

    Maybe we can pick up tom Brady though? If we get that broncos OC.

    @bbedward said:

    I didn't read this but I appreciate the response.

    Maybe we can pick up tom Brady though? If we get that broncos OC.

    Maybe we can get Belichick to come back to Cleveland along with Brady.

  • The FO will blow everyone's mind when they announce Dwayne Johnson as the new HC. notice I didn't use pink text.

  • Munchak could be a reasonably solid hire. That team suffered essentially from the same problem as the Browns: no elite QB.

    Locker was pretty good....probably better than anything we have had lately....but he was not elite.....and he was always hurt....but the team played reasonably well in his absence.

  • I dont care anymore...this franchise is cursed with another decade of losing on tap . Hopefully Knee Jerk Jimmy gets sent to prison or sells the team before I die..we might have a chance

    @nickers said:

    I dont care anymore...this franchise is cursed with another decade of losing on tap . Hopefully Knee Jerk Jimmy gets sent to prison or sells the team before I die..we might have a chance

    Dude, your negativity is crazy. There is still hope, otherwise quit watching.

  • The FO will blow everyone's mind when they announce Dwayne Johnson as the new HC. notice I didn't use pink text.

    @roycerolls said:

    The FO will blow everyone's mind when they announce Dwayne Johnson as the new HC. notice I didn't use pink text.

    One hell of a motivator I'd bet. Maybe he can show these guys what the Rock cooked up to get that big.....
  • @roycerolls said:

    The FO will blow everyone's mind when they announce Dwayne Johnson as the new HC. notice I didn't use pink text.

    One hell of a motivator I'd bet. Maybe he can show these guys what the Rock cooked up to get that big.....

    XxDaBuckeyexX said:

    One hell of a motivator I'd bet. Maybe he can show these guys what the Rock cooked up to get that big.....

    Roids,HGH...you name it...now that we have Hasnot...we can be just like the cheatin stoolers...probably be the only goddamn way wed ever win again LOL.

  • Munchak could be a reasonably solid hire. That team suffered essentially from the same problem as the Browns: no elite QB.

    Locker was pretty good....probably better than anything we have had lately....but he was not elite.....and he was always hurt....but the team played reasonably well in his absence.

    @the-gipper said:

    Munchak could be a reasonably solid hire. That team suffered essentially from the same problem as the Browns: no elite QB.

    Locker was pretty good....probably better than anything we have had lately....but he was not elite.....and he was always hurt....but the team played reasonably well in his absence.

    Gotta be better than McDaniels, Quinn, and McAdoo
  • XxDaBuckeyexX said:

    One hell of a motivator I'd bet. Maybe he can show these guys what the Rock cooked up to get that big.....

    Roids,HGH...you name it...now that we have Hasnot...we can be just like the cheatin stoolers...probably be the only goddamn way wed ever win again LOL.

    @nickers said:

    Roids,HGH...you name it...now that we have Hasnot...we can be just like the cheatin stoolers...probably be the only goddamn way wed ever win again LOL.

    Id bet at least 35% of our players already use.http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1624843-the-nfls-drug-problem-how-the-leagues-drug-policy-is-broken maybe he can show em what theyre doin wrong hahaha
  • @clevfan4life said:

    I'm sorry i'm confused, how is signing Peyton Manning even a remote possibility? Is it because we're going to interview the Broncos OC? And that's what you think might bring Manning here?

    Let me provide some background first to how unlikely I find that scenario. There are some scientists that feel the universe is infinite. Meaning you travel out in one direction and you're gonna be basically going for infinity, you'll never come to any "end". So to go with that theory, they say there must be infinite numbers of earths floating around in some far off corners of the universe. So somewhere, there's another clevfan4life and another bbedward posting on a sports talk forum about either the Browns or some minor variation...maybe the city's name isn't Cleveland. I dunno, this is theory afterall. So somewhere, if the universe if infinite...it stands to reason that Peyton Manning is playing for the Cleveland Browns on another earth. So my point is that even if this "infinite universe" idea could be proven to be true...I'm still not buying there's a possibility of a Peyton Manning playing for the Cleveland Browns......anywhere. Infact, if the universe collapsed and re expanded all over again....you could wait trillions upon trillions of years and you would still never find a Peyton Manning under center in a Browns uni. It's simply not going to happen. Unless there was a Manning copy somewhere who was functionally Retarded but had an arm cannon.....maybe they could fool that one into trotting out there on opening day. But even that guy would be wondering what the F is wrong with himself after taking that first snap helmet to chin sack from a regular down lineman who just beat his man around the corner.

    Sorry if that was longwinded and dickish...it isn't personal. It's just where I am with this organization. I would like nothing more than to have a team here that could conceivably attract a talent like Peyton Manning. Reality is these guys are not stupid. Even the actually stupid ones have agents who are not stupid and tell them uh uh no way. QB's come here as FA's when they're all washed up and done and have consigned themselves to take a beating for a year or two while they collect their final retirement checks. Sad but troo.

    since some people lack the ability to recognize sarcasm I think we need a special font or identifier for sarcastic comments. Im pretty sure in every single thread, someone misinterprets a sarcastic comment and a pointless argument insues....

    XxDaBuckeyexX said:

    since some people lack the ability to recognize sarcasm I think we need a special font or identifier for sarcastic comments. Im pretty sure in every single thread, someone misinterprets a sarcastic comment and a pointless argument insues....

    Now this is sarcastic..................