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  • Fans,

    I thought it was important to take a little bit of time to update you on our head-coach search. We have had the opportunity to speak to a number of outstanding candidates. We have purposefully been very methodical in our approach. We believe it is very important to stay disciplined to this process and to interview all of the candidates on our list. We are strongly committed to finding the right person to coach the Cleveland Browns.

    We understood from the beginning that if we wanted to speak to all of the coaches on our list that we may need to wait until they have completed their participation in the playoffs. We are prepared to wait as long as necessary because this is a very important decision. Everyone in our organization is committed to finding the right leader for our team.

    We believe the head coach of the Cleveland Browns to be a very attractive position. We have one of the youngest teams in the League, a roster that includes five Pro Bowlers. In addition, we have more salary-cap room than all but one NFL team. We also have three of the top 35 picks in the upcoming draft and five of the top 83 selections.

    We are very much looking forward to adding a strong coach to our football team. On behalf of the Cleveland Browns, I cannot thank you enough for your valuable support and passion that you show for our team.

    We look forward to communicating with you again after the search process is complete. Thank you again for your phenomenal support and loyalty.

    Jimmy Haslam Signature

  • Well ... I think we all feel better.

    Zombo

  • Fans,

    I thought it was important to take a little bit of time to update you on our head-coach search. We have had the opportunity to speak to a number of outstanding candidates. We have purposefully been very methodical in our approach. We believe it is very important to stay disciplined to this process and to interview all of the candidates on our list. We are strongly committed to finding the right person to coach the Cleveland Browns.

    We understood from the beginning that if we wanted to speak to all of the coaches on our list that we may need to wait until they have completed their participation in the playoffs. We are prepared to wait as long as necessary because this is a very important decision. Everyone in our organization is committed to finding the right leader for our team.

    We believe the head coach of the Cleveland Browns to be a very attractive position. We have one of the youngest teams in the League, a roster that includes five Pro Bowlers. In addition, we have more salary-cap room than all but one NFL team. We also have three of the top 35 picks in the upcoming draft and five of the top 83 selections.

    We are very much looking forward to adding a strong coach to our football team. On behalf of the Cleveland Browns, I cannot thank you enough for your valuable support and passion that you show for our team.

    We look forward to communicating with you again after the search process is complete. Thank you again for your phenomenal support and loyalty.

    Jimmy Haslam Signature

    @cuwoohio said:

    We are strongly committed to finding the right person to coach the Cleveland Browns...

    ... even if we have to turn over the staff annually for the balance of the decade...

  • Jimmy needs to learn that the fans of the Cleveland Browns never want to hear the word "process" again.

    Because for us.....that word is synonymous with "failure".

    Carmen Policy told us all about the "process". Phil Savage told us all about the "process". Holmgren and Shurmur told us all about the "process".

    They all processed their way into incompetence.

    To paraphrase yoda: NO, process not. Do. Or do not. There is no process.

  • whether they want gase or not, this waiting period is going to leave us with a much smaller pool of available coaches to hire for the staff, coordinators on down. I dont like the plan at all. If Gase really cant handle an interview on a Monday or something... hes not ready in my opinion for the stresses of an NFL head coach. Hell at least talk to the Browns after the AFC title game you have 2 weeks to prep!!

  • "If Gase really cant handle an interview on a Monday or something... hes not ready in my opinion for the stresses of an NFL head coach. Hell at least talk to the Browns after the AFC title game you have 2 weeks to prep!!"

    If Gase is "their guy", then I would bet there's been some sort of contact behind the scenes. Of course that's just a guess like every other bit of news on this search.

  • I for one, am at least happy that when losing, Jimmy is not happy, and makes changes when expectations arent met and mistakes are made. whereas Randy Lerner was watching Soccer in England, and didnt even like the sport of American Football.

    I'm just happy we have an interactive owner. He seems pretty passionate to me because he seems to have an ego that reflects off the Browns. He really wants to be the guy to turn it all around.

    I'm being optimistic but sensibly so.

  • "If Gase really cant handle an interview on a Monday or something... hes not ready in my opinion for the stresses of an NFL head coach. Hell at least talk to the Browns after the AFC title game you have 2 weeks to prep!!"

    If Gase is "their guy", then I would bet there's been some sort of contact behind the scenes. Of course that's just a guess like every other bit of news on this search.

    @cuwoohio said:

    If Gase is "their guy", then I would bet there's been some sort of contact behind the scenes. Of course that's just a guess like every other bit of news on this search.

    LOL... that'd be a perfect ending... Lose a draft pick or two for tampering...

  • There is no "right guy" available for what this regime wants as there is nobody that can turn this under achieving franchise into an overnight winner..

    They expected chud to win with a 3rd string QB and mounting injuries while doing nothing upstairs to assist him by adding needed positions, so do they really think any self respecting coach will risk their career by working for them?

    We had best hope whatever unknown hack they end up bringing in has some serious coaching capabilities but i am not exactly confident that will be the case..

  • I for one, am at least happy that when losing, Jimmy is not happy, and makes changes when expectations arent met and mistakes are made. whereas Randy Lerner was watching Soccer in England, and didnt even like the sport of American Football.

    I'm just happy we have an interactive owner. He seems pretty passionate to me because he seems to have an ego that reflects off the Browns. He really wants to be the guy to turn it all around.

    I'm being optimistic but sensibly so.

    @typicalbrowns said:

    I for one, am at least happy that when losing, Jimmy is not happy, and makes changes when expectations arent met and mistakes are made. whereas Randy Lerner was watching Soccer in England, and didnt even like the sport of American Football.

    I'm just happy we have an interactive owner. He seems pretty passionate to me because he seems to have an ego that reflects off the Browns. He really wants to be the guy to turn it all around.

    I'm being optimistic but sensibly so.

    I am happy he doens't like to lose too. Having said that changes need to be well thought out. There is a good possibility he chopped the wrong guys. People that shoot from the hip and make knee jerk reactions aren't necessarily what we need.

    Hopefully he comes out of this looking like a genius but for now I can say I am glad he is the Browns owner and not the president of the country. Him and a brief case full of buttons would be scary.

  • By Bruce Hooley

    Browns owner Jimmy Haslam downed a second cup of coffee yesterday and fired off a letter to disgruntled fans, updating them on the team’s coaching search.


    By now, you’ve read Haslam’s letter on ESPNCleveland.com and elsewhere. What you didn’t read was the first draft, penned after Haslam’s butler mistakenly added truth serum, not cream, to Jimmy’s morning brew:



    “Fans:


    “I thought it was important to update you on our coaching search, which we fully intend to complete as soon as we can convince someone they can win here. We’ve spoken to six guys, three whom have been head coaches and three who’ve been a coordinator in the NFL all of one year apiece. None of them knocked my socks off, even though our general manager, Mike Lombardi, promised me at least one would.


    “That guy, Josh McDaniels, might have been OK, but he’s probably next in line to Bill Belichick in New England. I can’t blame Josh for waiting on that job, as opposed to taking over here. That would have made us look really bad nationally, but we covered our butts by leaking a story to our local media that Josh called and asked if he was our frontrunner and we told him he was not, so he withdrew from consideration. I can’t believe anyone fell for that, because no one else was interviewing Josh, so he had no reason to need an answer from us immediately. But, I’ll give Mike credit, he was right when he said everyone would lap up that whopper and run with it.


    “Candidly, we’re waiting to interview Broncos offensive coordinator Adam Gase. We plan to do that as soon as Denver’s season concludes. Adam has been on our short list since we fired Rob Chudzinski the night of our season-ending loss to Pittsburgh. You know what other short list Adam is on? The one that lists all the guys who’ve looked bad coaching Peyton Manning. But Mike and our CEO, , Joe Banner, have guaranteed me Adam is the forward-thinking, out-of-the-box innovator we need to turn the Browns around.


    “Mike made me the same guarantee about Bobby Rainey being a waste of our time. That was before he rushed for 532 yards (more than any of our running backs) in nine games with Tampa Bay, and before he rushed for five touchdowns (one more than our entire team). Mike also promised me the guy we claimed off the Packers’ practice squad would really help our special teams’ coverage units. We’ll never know if Mike was right about Charles Johnson or not, ‘cause he showed up here with a torn ACL. Guess it was a bumpy flight from Green Bay.


    “When I finally recognized my dream of owning a professional football franchise, I never dreamed I’d have a hard time getting someone to take one of only 32 NFL head coaching jobs in the world. Prospective candidates keep asking me why they have to report to Mike and Joe, not me. I assure them I put more research into hiring Mike and Joe than I did into hiring any of my executives at Pilot-Flying J. One guy heard that and said, “In light of the IRS investigation at Pilot, maybe you need some work on vetting your executives.” That galled me, so, candidly, that guy did not get a second interview.


    “We have the second-most salary cap space in the NFL because last season, even though we thought it was a good idea to bring three quarterbacks out of training camp, we saved some money by not replacing Hoyer when he tore his ACL. Just before we played New England, it looked like we might not have a healthy quarterback, so we signed Trash Can Kid off the Cowboys’ practice squad. Turns out, Jason Campbell got healthy in time to play against the Patriots, but it sure would have been outside-the-box, forward-thinking fun to have a real life

    quarterbacking the Cleveland Browns, don’t you think?


    “We have five Pro Bowlers on our roster, even though Joe and Mike keep telling me our analytics folks see no need to re-sign two of them, Alex Mack or T.J. Ward.


    “We have three of the top 35 picks in the upcoming draft and five of the top 83 selections. Just think if Mike spins those selections into impact players like Barkevious Mingo, Leon McFadden and my personal favorite, Jamoris Slaughter. You talk about forward-thinking? Who else but Mike Lombardi would pick a safety who missed almost all of his senior year in college because of a torn Achilles tendon?


    “So, don’t worry, fans. We’ve got this under control. Rest assured, when we finally hire a coach, we’re going to bring you a guy who’s every bit as brilliant as we said Chud was when we hired him.


    “Thanks for your phenomenal loyalty and support. Don’t forget, season tickets are on sale by calling 1-800-SUCKER.


    Jimmy Haslam


    “p.s. This coffee tastes funny.”



    http://espncleveland.com/common/more.php?m=49&action=blog&post_id=27621


  • LOL now thats some funny shit

  • I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

  • LMAO....that needs forwarding to The Browns

  • we ARE the laughing stock of the NFL right now. oh yeah, you can spin it like "we're waiting for the payoffs to end to interview certain candidates" but for all possible reasons who'd want to take the job being on the same level as chud with no guarantee that you won't be canned after the first year.

    i think the firing of chud after the first year has come back to bite this FO in the worse way.

    (even though i never liked thed the chud hire to begin with).

  • I feel so assured all things Browns are heading in the right direction. Glad to see haz is in front of this thing of ours.

  • That's some some good writing!

  • Well ... I think we all feel better.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    Well ... I think we all feel better.

    Zombo

    I like the pink for Sarcasm.

  • Well ... I think we all feel better.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    Well ... I think we all feel better.

    Zombo

    This is the truth right here.

  • we ARE the laughing stock of the NFL right now. oh yeah, you can spin it like "we're waiting for the payoffs to end to interview certain candidates" but for all possible reasons who'd want to take the job being on the same level as chud with no guarantee that you won't be canned after the first year.

    i think the firing of chud after the first year has come back to bite this FO in the worse way.

    (even though i never liked thed the chud hire to begin with).

    @miktoxic said:

    we ARE the laughing stock of the NFL right now. oh yeah, you can spin it like "we're waiting for the payoffs to end to interview certain candidates" but for all possible reasons who'd want to take the job being on the same level as chud with no guarantee that you won't be canned after the first year.

    i think the firing of chud after the first year has come back to bite this FO in the worse way.

    (even though i never liked the the chud hire to begin with).

    Heard Clayton on they way home on ESPN radio. Called the Browns situation "a mess".