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  • DieHardBrownsFan DieHardBrownsFanD Conversation Starter Dedicated Reacting Well Very Popular Collaborator Posting Machine First Post One Month Later Week One Done One Year In
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    DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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    Fags don't belong in the sport. If he gets drafted he should be harassed and fucked with.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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      L LondonBrown wrote on last edited by
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      Men don't shower with women mainly because of the attraction and sex issue, but it's ok for a gay man to shower with people he finds attractive?

      I can see Vilma's point

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        Fags don't belong in the sport. If he gets drafted he should be harassed and fucked with.

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        VaporTrailV VaporTrail wrote on last edited by
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        @diehardbrownsfan said:

        Fags don't belong in the sport. If he gets drafted he should be harassed and fucked with.

        Gays are already in the sport. Why does he deserved to be harassed and fucked with?

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          J jeffinwv wrote on last edited by jeffinwv
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          But this guys out.everybody knows, a guy who isn't out isn't gonna do or say anything,hes gonna hide it.youll never know hes hiding it

          but a guy who aint hiding it already has set the precident that hes not hiding it so he may actually say something like "nice dick" lol

          he aint shy about it

          Im not for harassment, but I can surely see where it would be uncomfortable for me

          and nothing would be creepier than seeing an openly gay guy checking me out neekid...vomit

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              VaporTrailV VaporTrail wrote on last edited by
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              I'm pretty sure this guy won't be openly gawking at his naked teammates. If that were the case, I think that someone at Mizzou would have said something to the media about it. Michael Sam is going to be under the microscope, and if I was in his shoes, I wouldn't do anything that might jeopardize the locker room.

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                J jeffinwv wrote on last edited by
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                thank you johnathan vilma is my post title...lol

                I knew Zumbo would have something to say

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                  J jeffinwv wrote on last edited by jeffinwv
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                  hes coming on now

                  don't back off johnny...don't wither under the pressure to be PC!

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                    jrb12711J jrb12711 wrote on last edited by
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                    My question to you is this: So let's say Sam does look at you naked in the shower, so what? I mean honestly, if the guy happens to glance and not act out on it at all how is that going to change anything? Actually think about it for a second and don't gut react with "well he's gay and that's gay, America!" Hell, us men do it at a nice low-cut shirt all the damn time. I don't get what's uncomfortable about it when you're already naked with a group of men showering together. That alone is pretty homosexual in nature if you really break it down.

                    This is one of my favorite pieces of stand-up and really applies to this situation:

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                    • LogicIsForSquaresL LogicIsForSquares

                      @jeffinwv said:

                      I wouldn't wanna shower with someone whos gay,would you?

                      I just don't give a shit because I am not worried about it. Over the course of your life if you have played sports, the numbers are against you not having already showered with someone who is gay but just not out. I doubt the guy is going to wander around with some raging chub wanting to reenact a scene from Oz. Not every gay dude is some sex crazed Retard.

                      Again, how do you guys keep your shit together at a strip club? Do you just sit the whole time so everyone can't see that you are walking around chubbed up and creepy as fuck?

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                      jcam222J jcam222 wrote on last edited by
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                      @logicisforsquares said:

                      I just don't give a shit because I am not worried about it. Over the course of your life if you have played sports, the numbers are against you not having already showered with someone who is gay but just not out. I doubt the guy is going to wander around with some raging chub wanting to reenact a scene from Oz. Not every gay dude is some sex crazed Retard.

                      Again, how do you guys keep your shit together at a strip club? Do you just sit the whole time so everyone can't see that you are walking around chubbed up and creepy as fuck?

                      If you don't get a chub at the strip club you might want to consider Viagra. I am not a gay hater but I have to admit I would not want to shower next to someone who is openly gay. It is absolutely no different than their condoning co ed showering. And that would simply not happen. It should be no different than high school........a shower for straight and a shower for gay. I am sure some will flame me but I truly see that in the same light as having a male and female shower facility.

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                        thenew23T thenew23 wrote on last edited by
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                        Look at it from his viewpoint... (if you're not too stubborn or closed-minded)

                        How would you feel if you were in a shower full of 250-300 pound lesbians?

                        Right? The guy walks into a shower full of a bunch of overweight people who he knows are not attracted to him in any way. Nobody is as attractive to us, when we know they are not attracted to us. Strippers get you heated by pretending to show interest in you, not just by getting naked. You guys are talking like every person in a locker room is "good looking." I'm not gay, and I actually have no ability to read if a man is attractive or not, but I can't imagine that all NFL players are attractive...? I couldn't imagine being stuck in a shower full of overweight lesbians, even if a couple are good-looking. I guess they were comfortable with me in there, I'd be cool, but I would know not to fu** with any of them b/c there was no reciprical interest...

                        #Justsayin'
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                          The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                          Question:

                          Would this guy also be so concerned if he had to take a shower with females?

                          Would he be concerned about being ogled or touched in the shower by these women?

                          Would not the same things that make a man sexually attractive to a female also be the same that makes him attractive to a homosexual male?

                          As a heterosexual could I take it as a good sign that a gay male would be attracted to me because it would also mean that women would be attracted to me?

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                            J jeffinwv wrote on last edited by
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                            but if one of those fat lesbians wanted to screw id prolly do er LOL

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                            • The GipperT The Gipper

                              Question:

                              Would this guy also be so concerned if he had to take a shower with females?

                              Would he be concerned about being ogled or touched in the shower by these women?

                              Would not the same things that make a man sexually attractive to a female also be the same that makes him attractive to a homosexual male?

                              As a heterosexual could I take it as a good sign that a gay male would be attracted to me because it would also mean that women would be attracted to me?

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                              thenew23T thenew23 wrote on last edited by
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                              @the-gipper said:

                              Question:

                              As a heterosexual could I take it as a good sign that a gay male would be attracted to me because it would also mean that women would be attracted to me?

                              I was thinking the same thing... If I was getting glanced at in the shower by a gay guy, it might boost my confidence for the day...

                              #Justsayin'
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                                but if one of those fat lesbians wanted to screw id prolly do er LOL

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                                thenew23T thenew23 wrote on last edited by thenew23
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                                @jeffinwv said:

                                but if one of those fat lesbians wanted to screw id prolly do er LOL

                                And if one of his teammates wanted to screw, he'd probably do him...

                                Enjoy that visual

                                #Justsayin'
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                                  J jeffinwv wrote on last edited by
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                                  lol..and id run

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                                    OsirisO Osiris wrote on last edited by
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                                    Every human being as an inalienable right to determine who and who does not see them naked. We should respect Sam's rights as a human being and his desire to play professional football, but we must also respect the right of players who for religious or other concerns do not want a gay man to see them naked. Just as we shouldn't belittle or discriminate against people for being gay, we shouldn't belittle or discriminate against someone who is uncomfortable being naked around gays. We should find a way to accommodate both parties involved. It is the PROFESSIONAL football league and that's the professional thing to do.

                                    The answer to this issue is a practical one, not a political one. Equip locker rooms with private shower and adjoining dressing rooms for anyone who wants privacy when showering or getting dressed. Anyone who doesn't care can use the team shower room. It really isn't that complicated, there are plenty of gyms with private and public showers already.

                                    "I said, 'I need someone who's going to want to get on the roller coaster with me knowing that it's not always going to be fun,'" -Paul DePodesta
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                                      Every human being as an inalienable right to determine who and who does not see them naked. We should respect Sam's rights as a human being and his desire to play professional football, but we must also respect the right of players who for religious or other concerns do not want a gay man to see them naked. Just as we shouldn't belittle or discriminate against people for being gay, we shouldn't belittle or discriminate against someone who is uncomfortable being naked around gays. We should find a way to accommodate both parties involved. It is the PROFESSIONAL football league and that's the professional thing to do.

                                      The answer to this issue is a practical one, not a political one. Equip locker rooms with private shower and adjoining dressing rooms for anyone who wants privacy when showering or getting dressed. Anyone who doesn't care can use the team shower room. It really isn't that complicated, there are plenty of gyms with private and public showers already.

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                                      jcam222J jcam222 wrote on last edited by
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                                      @osiris said:

                                      Every human being as an inalienable right to determine who and who does not see them naked. We should respect Sam's rights as a human being and his desire to play professional football, but we must also respect the right of players who for religious or other concerns do not want a gay man to see them naked. Just as we shouldn't belittle or discriminate against people for being gay, we shouldn't belittle or discriminate against someone who is uncomfortable being naked around gays. We should find a way to accommodate both parties involved. It is the PROFESSIONAL football league and that's the professional thing to do.

                                      The answer to this issue is a practical one, not a political one. Equip locker rooms with private shower and adjoining dressing rooms for anyone who wants privacy when showering or getting dressed. Anyone who doesn't care can use the team shower room. It really isn't that complicated, there are plenty of gyms with private and public showers already.

                                      Osiris this was very well put and I think summarizes how many of us feel very eloquently. nice job

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                                      • thenew23T thenew23

                                        Look at it from his viewpoint... (if you're not too stubborn or closed-minded)

                                        How would you feel if you were in a shower full of 250-300 pound lesbians?

                                        Right? The guy walks into a shower full of a bunch of overweight people who he knows are not attracted to him in any way. Nobody is as attractive to us, when we know they are not attracted to us. Strippers get you heated by pretending to show interest in you, not just by getting naked. You guys are talking like every person in a locker room is "good looking." I'm not gay, and I actually have no ability to read if a man is attractive or not, but I can't imagine that all NFL players are attractive...? I couldn't imagine being stuck in a shower full of overweight lesbians, even if a couple are good-looking. I guess they were comfortable with me in there, I'd be cool, but I would know not to fu** with any of them b/c there was no reciprical interest...

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                                        jcam222J jcam222 wrote on last edited by
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                                        @thenew23 said:

                                        Nobody is as attractive to us, when we know they are not attracted to us. Strippers get you heated by pretending to show interest in you, not just by getting naked.

                                        Those are two of the silliest statements I have ever read. I could go into a long explanation but damn just read them and get real.

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                                          @logicisforsquares said:

                                          I just don't give a shit because I am not worried about it. Over the course of your life if you have played sports, the numbers are against you not having already showered with someone who is gay but just not out. I doubt the guy is going to wander around with some raging chub wanting to reenact a scene from Oz. Not every gay dude is some sex crazed Retard.

                                          Again, how do you guys keep your shit together at a strip club? Do you just sit the whole time so everyone can't see that you are walking around chubbed up and creepy as fuck?

                                          If you don't get a chub at the strip club you might want to consider Viagra. I am not a gay hater but I have to admit I would not want to shower next to someone who is openly gay. It is absolutely no different than their condoning co ed showering. And that would simply not happen. It should be no different than high school........a shower for straight and a shower for gay. I am sure some will flame me but I truly see that in the same light as having a male and female shower facility.

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                                          LogicIsForSquaresL LogicIsForSquares wrote on last edited by
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                                          @jcam222 said:

                                          If you don't get a chub at the strip club you might want to consider Viagra.

                                          So you are the guy they have to kick out for touching the strippers?

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