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  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    And serving in the Navy isn't gay?

    Gayest branch I've ever seen.

    Go serve on a ship working 20 hour days breaking your back and call it gay tough guy.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Go serve on a ship working 20 hour days breaking your back and call it gay tough guy.

    Sounds pretty gay to me. Were you breaking your back bending over?

  • Vilma gets paid obscene amounts of money to play football and I'm supposed to feel sorry that he's uncomfortable about someone seeing his naked body?!

    Some people are so concerned with how their sexuality is perceived that they're willing to go over the top to make sure everyone knows that they aren't gay. We get it, Vilma, you're not gay but this self-conscious immature bullshit is ridiculous.

    If anyone here was presented with a million dollars they'd suck a dick and drink the jizz, at that point sexual preference has nothing to do with it and just about everyone does things they don't want to do for far less money than that, it's called being an adult.

    It's a fucking shower, if you're that concerned about someone peeping your goods, stay sweaty until you get back to your million dollar mansion you ego-centric twat.

    @roycerolls said:

    If anyone here was presented with a million dollars they'd suck a dick and drink the jizz, at that point sexual preference has nothing to do with it and just about everyone does things they don't want to do for far less money than that, it's called being an adult

    lmao

  • @miktoxic said:

    the same people that are on the anti-gay fence are the same ones that have the frame of mind that automatic weapons should be allowed on our streets. will stand up and scream about their right to bear arms. that there will be a race war and the end of the world is coming because women are no longer in the kitchen and blacks eat in the same restaurants and gays are taking away the fundamentals of american life.

    "give me that old time religion."

    can't wait to get tim tebow's take on this subject. i betcha he keeps his mouth shut seeing as the only money he is going to make is through doing commercials.

    Mik just because we don't feel comfortable showering with gay men doesn't make us anti gay. We DO have a right to bear arms and it was a fundamental part of the values this country was founded on.

    @jcam222 said:

    Mik just because we don't feel comfortable showering with gay men doesn't make us anti gay. We DO have a right to bear arms and it was a fundamental part of the values this country was founded on.

    right wing conservatives.

    about as 'stiff' as you can get.

    betcha your only dance moves are the electric slide and the macarena.

    now that's gay.

  • so the topic is HOMO THINGS.

    here's my list:

    1. anyone who has ever played dungeon and dragons

    2. unicorns

    3. trekkies

    4. TR jerseys

    5. beer pong

    6. wrestling

    7. the late barney frank (what's the difference between a ballpark frank and a barney frank? they plump when you sit on them.)

    8. ice skating dudes

    9. punching bag machines at bars

    10. leprechauns

    11. glory hole night at the rawhide

    a 6'2" 255 lb. DE that can come around the corner or through an offensive line and knock your head off.................uh, not so much.

  • so the topic is HOMO THINGS.

    here's my list:

    1. anyone who has ever played dungeon and dragons

    2. unicorns

    3. trekkies

    4. TR jerseys

    5. beer pong

    6. wrestling

    7. the late barney frank (what's the difference between a ballpark frank and a barney frank? they plump when you sit on them.)

    8. ice skating dudes

    9. punching bag machines at bars

    10. leprechauns

    11. glory hole night at the rawhide

    a 6'2" 255 lb. DE that can come around the corner or through an offensive line and knock your head off.................uh, not so much.

    @miktoxic said:

    so the topic is HOMO THINGS.

    here's my list:

    1. anyone who has ever played dungeon and dragons

    2. unicorns

    3. trekkies

    4. TR jerseys

    5. beer pong

    6. wrestling

    7. the late barney frank (what's the difference between a ballpark frank and a barney frank? they plump when you sit on them.)

    8. ice skating dudes

    9. punching bag machines at bars

    10. leprechauns

    11. glory hole night at the rawhide

    a 6'2" 255 lb. DE that can come around the corner or through an offensive line and knock your head off.................uh, not so much.

    Yeah on all of those except Beer pong and leprechauns.

    Replace those with hackeysack and hobbits.

    Zombo

  • so the topic is HOMO THINGS.

    here's my list:

    1. anyone who has ever played dungeon and dragons

    2. unicorns

    3. trekkies

    4. TR jerseys

    5. beer pong

    6. wrestling

    7. the late barney frank (what's the difference between a ballpark frank and a barney frank? they plump when you sit on them.)

    8. ice skating dudes

    9. punching bag machines at bars

    10. leprechauns

    11. glory hole night at the rawhide

    a 6'2" 255 lb. DE that can come around the corner or through an offensive line and knock your head off.................uh, not so much.

    @miktoxic said:

    so the topic is HOMO THINGS.

    here's my list:

    4. TR jerseys

    I find this unfair.

    I bought the jersey before I realized how average he was and before they traded him.

  • @jcam222 said:

    Mik just because we don't feel comfortable showering with gay men doesn't make us anti gay. We DO have a right to bear arms and it was a fundamental part of the values this country was founded on.

    right wing conservatives.

    about as 'stiff' as you can get.

    betcha your only dance moves are the electric slide and the macarena.

    now that's gay.

    @miktoxic said:

    right wing conservatives.

    about as 'stiff' as you can get.

    betcha your only dance moves are the electric slide and the macarena.

    now that's gay.

    Mik you speak your mind and that's good. The reason you are allowed to in this country is because of the founding principles that included your freedom of speech and right to bear arms. Try having this conversation in Russia and see how far you get.

  • I suggest this topic be closed so the faggot lovers don't start hitting each other with their handbags.

  • @miktoxic said:

    so the topic is HOMO THINGS.

    here's my list:

    4. TR jerseys

    I find this unfair.

    I bought the jersey before I realized how average he was and before they traded him.

    @next2nothing said:

    I find this unfair.

    I bought the jersey before I realized how average he was and before they traded him.

    yeah i was kinda aiming that at PoG.

  • @next2nothing said:

    I find this unfair.

    I bought the jersey before I realized how average he was and before they traded him.

    yeah i was kinda aiming that at PoG.

    @miktoxic said:

    yeah i was kinda aiming that at PoG.

    Then carry on good sir.

  • I suggest this topic be closed so the faggot lovers don't start hitting each other with their handbags.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    I suggest this topic be closed so the faggot lovers don't start hitting each other with their handbags.

    You're so angry at gay people because they single you out and do vile, harmful things to you and your property? No, I think it's because you're so afraid that you people will find out how much you love sucking cock with your dried up baby boomer asshole that you have to make ridiculous statements to "prove" how "straight" you are.

    It's okay, it isn't your grandfather's America anymore! You won't be tarred and feathered for letting the truth out.

    It's painfully obvious that you've had your fair share of navy hush-hush cock parties and that's okay, to thine own self be true.

  • I suggest this topic be closed so the faggot lovers don't start hitting each other with their handbags.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    I suggest this topic be closed so the faggot lovers don't start hitting each other with their handbags.

    fuggin hilarious!!

    @jcam222 said:

    Mik you speak your mind and that's good. The reason you are allowed to in this country is because of the founding principles that included your freedom of speech and right to bear arms. Try having this conversation in Russia and see how far you get.

    dude, i was trying to make light of this whole thing. don't want to get into a political debate with you.

    try spending six months in the forests of germany every year for 3 years playing war games miles from the east german lines before the wall came down, then talk to me about the right to bear arms and my views on russia.

  • I'm going to move this over to the barber shop, it's had a nice run, by all means carry on, if only for my entertainment purposes.

    Zombo

    --Don't be surprised if the soccer thread tries to buttfuck the homo thread in the barber shop.

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    I suggest this topic be closed so the faggot lovers don't start hitting each other with their handbags.

    You're so angry at gay people because they single you out and do vile, harmful things to you and your property? No, I think it's because you're so afraid that you people will find out how much you love sucking cock with your dried up baby boomer asshole that you have to make ridiculous statements to "prove" how "straight" you are.

    It's okay, it isn't your grandfather's America anymore! You won't be tarred and feathered for letting the truth out.

    It's painfully obvious that you've had your fair share of navy hush-hush cock parties and that's okay, to thine own self be true.

    @roycerolls said:

    You're so angry at gay people because they single you out and do vile, harmful things to you and your property? No, I think it's because you're so afraid that you people will find out how much you love sucking cock with your dried up baby boomer asshole that you have to make ridiculous statements to "prove" how "straight" you are.

    It's okay, it isn't your grandfather's America anymore! You won't be tarred and feathered for letting the truth out.

    It's painfully obvious that you've had your fair share of navy hush-hush cock parties and that's okay, to thine own self be true.

    Fuck you dick sucker.

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    I suggest this topic be closed so the faggot lovers don't start hitting each other with their handbags.

    fuggin hilarious!!

    @jcam222 said:

    Mik you speak your mind and that's good. The reason you are allowed to in this country is because of the founding principles that included your freedom of speech and right to bear arms. Try having this conversation in Russia and see how far you get.

    dude, i was trying to make light of this whole thing. don't want to get into a political debate with you.

    try spending six months in the forests of germany every year for 3 years playing war games miles from the east german lines before the wall came down, then talk to me about the right to bear arms and my views on russia.

    @miktoxic said:

    fuggin hilarious!!

    dude, i was trying to make light of this whole thing. don't want to get into a political debate with you.

    try spending six months in the forests of germany every year for 3 years playing war games miles from the east german lines before the wall came down, then talk to me about the right to bear arms and my views on russia.

    You were a frigging lithographer dude, I was a grunt. Don't complain.

  • no gay jokes. come on guys...

  • @messiahjohnson said:

    I've never done this before, but I registered to comment just on this thread.

    Suck dick faggot.
  • Ah yes....the guy who's totally not gay, seems to always make gay laced quips. Always talking about cock sucking and ass banging.

    The same guy that was stuck on a small ship on the water with nothing but men....when he was young and impressionable.

    Who now clings to religion as his excuse why he's so homophobic. In reality, he likely sucked as much dick as the subject, but is too much of a pussy to admit to even himself that he loves balls on his chin.

    It may be 2014, but that fool still lives in the 50s....when men were men and didn't talk about fucking each other behind their boring wives backs.

    Good day dhbf....nice to see your still the bigot we've all come to know and laugh at. Que veiled gay insult that is you're only recourse when you've been had.

  • I suggest this topic be closed so the faggot lovers don't start hitting each other with their handbags.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    I suggest this topic be closed so the faggot lovers don't start hitting each other with their handbags.

    Is that what you guys did in the Navy?

    And by "handbags" you mean nutsacks.