Dickheads On Parade
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Your 2012 Cleveland Browns First round draft.
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Believe it or not, somewhere in Japan they actually hold a "Penis Festival":
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More from your roving reporter on the Japanese Penis Festival:

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People of all ages get into the frivolity of it all:

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Ray Felton Knicks guard arrested on 3 gun charges last night including 2 felonies.

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Zombo said:
Hasn't this dickhead been retired for a while now? Or am I thinking of someone else? (and wasn't he considered a borderline HOFer? I guess not now)
Maybe I am thinking of like Darren Woodson or something.
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Zombo said:
Hasn't this dickhead been retired for a while now? Or am I thinking of someone else? (and wasn't he considered a borderline HOFer? I guess not now)
Maybe I am thinking of like Darren Woodson or something.
Hasn't this dickhead been retired for a while now? Or am I thinking of someone else? (and wasn't he considered a borderline HOFer? I guess not now)
Maybe I am thinking of like Darren Woodson or something.
Retired 2010, became an analyst for NFL Network.
All-Decade team for 2000's ... and yes, WAS a borderline HOF.
6 time All Pro and Super Bowl Champion.
Eight possible sexual assualt cases in five states!
Zombo
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Hasn't this dickhead been retired for a while now? Or am I thinking of someone else? (and wasn't he considered a borderline HOFer? I guess not now)
Maybe I am thinking of like Darren Woodson or something.
Retired 2010, became an analyst for NFL Network.
All-Decade team for 2000's ... and yes, WAS a borderline HOF.
6 time All Pro and Super Bowl Champion.
Eight possible sexual assualt cases in five states!
Zombo
Zombo said:
Retired 2010, became an analyst for NFL Network.
All-Decade team for 2000's ... and yes, WAS a borderline HOF.
6 time All Pro and Super Bowl Champion.
Eight possible sexual assualt cases in five states!
Zombo
I mean WTF, I would think the guy could find all the hookers he wanted. (But they say rape isn't about sex. Clearly not)
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Hasn't this dickhead been retired for a while now? Or am I thinking of someone else? (and wasn't he considered a borderline HOFer? I guess not now)
Maybe I am thinking of like Darren Woodson or something.
Retired 2010, became an analyst for NFL Network.
All-Decade team for 2000's ... and yes, WAS a borderline HOF.
6 time All Pro and Super Bowl Champion.
Eight possible sexual assualt cases in five states!
Zombo
Zombo said:
Retired 2010, became an analyst for NFL Network.
All-Decade team for 2000's ... and yes, WAS a borderline HOF.
6 time All Pro and Super Bowl Champion.
Eight possible sexual assualt cases in five states!
Zombo
+ the drug possession charges. he's toast.
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The fertility festival. Been to it. Great time.
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The fertility festival. Been to it. Great time.
The fertility festival. Been to it. Great time.
did you pull a muscle in your back from being bent over the whole time?
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@king-ghoolie-lives said:
Ann Coulter, Bill Belichik and Big Ben, I have no problem with.
But Tebow? Dude, what makes HIM a dickhead? He's winning football games, he's not bad mouthing anyone or doing stupid things. The kid is polite and honorable. I would trade him for Colt McShit in a NY minute.
This kid is getting a bad rap and I just don't get it.
Are you dense? First off, just because you have'nt bad mouthed someone or done something stupid doesn't mean you are not a dickhead to the Cleveland sports fan. Nevertheless I will give you the reasons:
1. He played on the team that beat Ohio State for the National title. Fuck him for that. This alone puts him into the dickhead category along with John Elway....who didn't bad mouth anyone or do anything stupid. Its just we hate him for whipping our asses.
2. He is, after all, the QB or the Denver Broncos. If you are the QB of the Steelers, Bengals, Ravens, or Broncos, you are a dickhead....no matter how good you are.
3. All this "sainthood" they are bestowing on Tebow because he happens to be a Christian can be insipid. Some of that BS is not his fault. Sure, he is simply doing what he believes. But give me a freeking break. I know a hundred young people his age that have every bit the character he has, but what they don't have (quoting the Wizard of Oz) is a testimonial, because they are not famous football player. There are probably 5 million other young people his age that do as much for their communities as he does. If he is a good football player, fine, that is what he should be known as. He should not be canonized for this other bullshit.
So, I guess bottom line is that is not that I don't think Tebow isn't a winner, or a nice young man, and its not that I don't respect his game. Its just that he is a dickhead.
Are you dense? First off, just because you have'nt bad mouthed someone or done something stupid doesn't mean you are not a dickhead to the Cleveland sports fan. Nevertheless I will give you the reasons:
1. He played on the team that beat Ohio State for the National title. Fuck him for that. This alone puts him into the dickhead category along with John Elway....who didn't bad mouth anyone or do anything stupid. Its just we hate him for whipping our asses.
2. He is, after all, the QB or the Denver Broncos. If you are the QB of the Steelers, Bengals, Ravens, or Broncos, you are a dickhead....no matter how good you are.
3. All this "sainthood" they are bestowing on Tebow because he happens to be a Christian can be insipid. Some of that BS is not his fault. Sure, he is simply doing what he believes. But give me a freeking break. I know a hundred young people his age that have every bit the character he has, but what they don't have (quoting the Wizard of Oz) is a testimonial, because they are not famous football player. There are probably 5 million other young people his age that do as much for their communities as he does. If he is a good football player, fine, that is what he should be known as. He should not be canonized for this other bullshit.
So, I guess bottom line is that is not that I don't think Tebow isn't a winner, or a nice young man, and its not that I don't respect his game. Its just that he is a dickhead.
Hell, we (Gators) gave OSU Urban and the Browns Joe Haden. Surely that counts for something. OSU has 7 NCs. You guys can't win 'em all. Even I know the Gators must let others win a NC sometimes. Otherwise our animosities would be evident on more than a football field and in message boards.
We even let the Semiholes win this last one. It's just one of the things we must do to keep 'em shut up...and in some cases (no reference to you, ofc) it doesn't work.A dickhead high in my list is:

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The most recent NC game should a been OSU vs Bama IMO.
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