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  • Comeonman ComeonmanC Very Popular Reacting Well Posting Machine Collaborator First Post Week One Done One Month Later One Year In
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    ComeonmanC Comeonman wrote on last edited by
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    Wow

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    • Hunt Daddy H
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      H Hunt Daddy wrote on last edited by
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      Nothing about him is fake except that part of his career where he was in professional wrestling and everything is scripted.

      Hey if we sign him and we get a super bowl push story line, then I'm all for it. Maybe we can be the DX of the NFL.

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        J JMR-JUST-A-GAME wrote on last edited by
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        Hunt daddy this is a browns forum for browns fan we all know your a steelers fan trolling us good people get a life scrub

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          H Hunt Daddy wrote on last edited by
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          It was all fun and games until you called me a Steelers fan. That was low. I hate the Steelers more than AIDS.

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          • Flyin J Flyin JF One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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            Flyin JF Flyin J wrote on last edited by
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            Didnt Brock Lesnar try out for the Vikings and fail miserably?

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              USFBrownU USFBrown wrote on last edited by
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              this has got to be a joke

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                J JMR-JUST-A-GAME wrote on last edited by
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                @Dabuckeye no

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                • The Cysko Kid T Conversation Starter Reacting Well Dedicated Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post Week One Done One Month Later One Year In
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                  T The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
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                  He was cut by the vikings in 08 or so. I'll pass

                  Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                    C Clevfan4life wrote on last edited by
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                    I distinctly remember Mike Tice being asked about him and said he couldn't get past our 3rd string guys. He literally used the term "beasted" in reference to what happened when Brock went up against the Vikings 3rd string offensive lineman.

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                    • Clevfan4life C Banned Very Popular
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                      C Clevfan4life wrote on last edited by
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                      I mean it makes sense. For any of you that follow MMA...what happened the first time brock met a guy in his weight class? He got beasted for a full round by Carwin who literally tossed him. Yeah he beat Carwin with a choke to open the next round cause overall he was a better MMA fighter than Carwin with way more gas, but Brock has problems dealing with dudes his own size. I do want to see him get in to MMA again though and kick the shit out of alistair overeem now that alistair's learned he can't walk into an MMA ring in the U.S sporting 10:1 testorone ratio's. Like he literally injected himself before walking out to fight Lesnar. I can't beleive they ever let that guy fight again after that happened. Why wouldn't you invalidate his win against Brock for that?

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                      • The Cysko Kid T Conversation Starter Reacting Well Dedicated Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post Week One Done One Month Later One Year In
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                        T The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
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                        Or when hr went up against Cain Velasquez

                        Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                          I didnt know where to put this so i just decided to put it here Imagine Brock lesnar as a DE or MLB for the browns what a treat that would be. A message from Brock lesnar: "I'm not a superstar, im an ass kicker i am Brock Lesnar. That's it There isnt anybody in the NFL past or present that has the accolades that iv'e got. Thrives to be the best In High School DOMINANT, I just want to be a recking machine In college NCAA Champion DOMINANT. Recruited by the WWE "Here comes the pain" They wanted me and they needed me in WWE 3 time WWE champion the youngest WWE champion ever After WWE everyone thought there's no way in hell this guys gonna make it in the UFC but i climbed that mountain and became the UFC Champion of the world And i proved everybody wrong. Why did i come back to the WWE this isnt a feel good moment this isnt a oh i miss coming through the curtain because at the end of the day i dont care about anybody or anything but Brock lesnar. For me this is strictly business we need a guy to legitimize this company and Brock Lesnars that guy. We're tired of John Cena's bullcrap. John Cena's not the real guy and the only reason he's in the position he's in is because i left. If i was still around for the last 8 years John's the guy that would be carrying my bags into the building. There's nothing about Brock lesnar thats fake and it was very evident last week when i took Cena down and busted his mouth open this is real. What makes me happy? Beating people up thats what makes me happy. If Brock was in Cleveland we would be champions

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                          C Clevfan4life wrote on last edited by
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                          @jmr-just-a-game said:

                          I didnt know where to put this so i just decided to put it here Imagine Brock lesnar as a DE or MLB

                          sorry had to make one last comment....do you know anything about football bro? what kind of treat would be in for watching a 290lb wisconsin farm boy who never played even a single down of college ball let alone pro, be our MLB? The term "lost in the tall weeds" would be a pale descriptor of what it would be like to watch that guy try to play MLB in the NFL.

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                            Or when hr went up against Cain Velasquez

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                            C Clevfan4life wrote on last edited by Clevfan4life
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                            Or when hr went up against Cain Velasquez

                            cain beat him on technique, not necessarily overpowered him. I think now though Cain would actually overpower him too. Cain is on aother planet now.

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                              I didnt know where to put this so i just decided to put it here Imagine Brock lesnar as a DE or MLB for the browns what a treat that would be. A message from Brock lesnar: "I'm not a superstar, im an ass kicker i am Brock Lesnar. That's it There isnt anybody in the NFL past or present that has the accolades that iv'e got. Thrives to be the best In High School DOMINANT, I just want to be a recking machine In college NCAA Champion DOMINANT. Recruited by the WWE "Here comes the pain" They wanted me and they needed me in WWE 3 time WWE champion the youngest WWE champion ever After WWE everyone thought there's no way in hell this guys gonna make it in the UFC but i climbed that mountain and became the UFC Champion of the world And i proved everybody wrong. Why did i come back to the WWE this isnt a feel good moment this isnt a oh i miss coming through the curtain because at the end of the day i dont care about anybody or anything but Brock lesnar. For me this is strictly business we need a guy to legitimize this company and Brock Lesnars that guy. We're tired of John Cena's bullcrap. John Cena's not the real guy and the only reason he's in the position he's in is because i left. If i was still around for the last 8 years John's the guy that would be carrying my bags into the building. There's nothing about Brock lesnar thats fake and it was very evident last week when i took Cena down and busted his mouth open this is real. What makes me happy? Beating people up thats what makes me happy. If Brock was in Cleveland we would be champions

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                              G GuNNerGatSKi wrote on last edited by
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                              @jmr-just-a-game said:

                              I didnt know where to put this so i just decided to put it here Imagine Brock lesnar as a DE or MLB for the browns what a treat that would be. A message from Brock lesnar: "I'm not a superstar, im an ass kicker i am Brock Lesnar. That's it There isnt anybody in the NFL past or present that has the accolades that iv'e got. Thrives to be the best In High School DOMINANT, I just want to be a recking machine In college NCAA Champion DOMINANT. Recruited by the WWE "Here comes the pain" They wanted me and they needed me in WWE 3 time WWE champion the youngest WWE champion ever After WWE everyone thought there's no way in hell this guys gonna make it in the UFC but i climbed that mountain and became the UFC Champion of the world And i proved everybody wrong. Why did i come back to the WWE this isnt a feel good moment this isnt a oh i miss coming through the curtain because at the end of the day i dont care about anybody or anything but Brock lesnar. For me this is strictly business we need a guy to legitimize this company and Brock Lesnars that guy. We're tired of John Cena's bullcrap. John Cena's not the real guy and the only reason he's in the position he's in is because i left. If i was still around for the last 8 years John's the guy that would be carrying my bags into the building. There's nothing about Brock lesnar thats fake and it was very evident last week when i took Cena down and busted his mouth open this is real. What makes me happy? Beating people up thats what makes me happy. If Brock was in Cleveland we would be champions

                              Get this fucking garbage out of here. Stupidest fucking thing I have read in a long time.

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                                @jmr-just-a-game said:

                                I didnt know where to put this so i just decided to put it here Imagine Brock lesnar as a DE or MLB for the browns what a treat that would be. A message from Brock lesnar: "I'm not a superstar, im an ass kicker i am Brock Lesnar. That's it There isnt anybody in the NFL past or present that has the accolades that iv'e got. Thrives to be the best In High School DOMINANT, I just want to be a recking machine In college NCAA Champion DOMINANT. Recruited by the WWE "Here comes the pain" They wanted me and they needed me in WWE 3 time WWE champion the youngest WWE champion ever After WWE everyone thought there's no way in hell this guys gonna make it in the UFC but i climbed that mountain and became the UFC Champion of the world And i proved everybody wrong. Why did i come back to the WWE this isnt a feel good moment this isnt a oh i miss coming through the curtain because at the end of the day i dont care about anybody or anything but Brock lesnar. For me this is strictly business we need a guy to legitimize this company and Brock Lesnars that guy. We're tired of John Cena's bullcrap. John Cena's not the real guy and the only reason he's in the position he's in is because i left. If i was still around for the last 8 years John's the guy that would be carrying my bags into the building. There's nothing about Brock lesnar thats fake and it was very evident last week when i took Cena down and busted his mouth open this is real. What makes me happy? Beating people up thats what makes me happy. If Brock was in Cleveland we would be champions

                                Get this fucking garbage out of here. Stupidest fucking thing I have read in a long time.

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                                C Clevfan4life wrote on last edited by
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                                GuNNerGatSKy said:

                                Get this fucking garbage out of here. Stupidest fucking thing I have read in a long time.

                                it sounds like he actually copy and pasted that statement from Lesnars own (fake) press release when he returned to the WWE.

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                                • LogicIsForSquares LogicIsForSquaresL Dedicated Reacting Well Conversation Starter Very Popular Posting Machine Collaborator First Post One Year In One Month Later Week One Done
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                                  LogicIsForSquaresL LogicIsForSquares wrote on last edited by
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                                  This has to be a troll job. It isn't a clever one.

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                                    miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by miktoxic
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                                    he got squashed in the NFL when he tried it. reminds of the OL who was drafted by the packers who was all HGH/steroids......mandarich. who played what, 2 years on the bench?

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                                    • LogicIsForSquaresL LogicIsForSquares

                                      This has to be a troll job. It isn't a clever one.

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                                      gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
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                                      @logicisforsquares said:

                                      This has to be a troll job. It isn't a clever one.

                                      He's disappeared now and deleted his other 'michael sam's a stupid fag' thread with it.

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                                        J JMR-JUST-A-GAME wrote on last edited by
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                                        I ddint delete everything im not a troll and the only reason he lost to Cain was because Brock was injured in that fight

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                                          gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
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                                          Great, that doesn't make him any good at football though.

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