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Mayor of Phoenix uses the Terrible Towel as a snot rag

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  • Zombo said:

    Never accused you of being a troll. I commented on a Browns fan's post about the Terrible Towel and you felt it was necessary to give your perspective. And I find your perspective amusing.

    I'm sorry, the whole towel thing is just gay, there is nothing you can say to change my mind. And you can come up with all kinds of excuses as to why you are here but it all comes down to m-a-n-c-r-u-s-h.

    It's Super Bowl eve, and you want to spend the night with us.

    It would be flattering if weren't so creepy.

    Apparently this mock draft thing is your "beard". I can tell you this ... If the Browns were playing in the Super Bowl tomorrow and I was jonesing for draft information (yeah right) the LAST place I would look for it would be on a Steeler board of any kind.

    You like us ... you want to be us ... your snatch is brown and orange tonight.

    Zombo

    Why would i go digging for mock drafts on my own when a good number of the prominent ones are being posted and discussed here daily? I don't have to do any leg work because someone here is doing it for me. As I've said several times before as well I also appreciate the opinions of a few on this message board. I don't see what the big deal is....when you jump on your PC or lap top do you ONLY come to the browns board or do you visit several? In my case I visit several and the Browns board happens to be one of my stops. Is that a problem for you? Also what should I be doing on Super Bowl eve? Currently I'm watching Casino Royal on my new LCD, surfing the internet and occasionally posting. Should I be running around the house in a Steelers loin cloth yelling some Indian war chant?

  • Zombo said:

    LMAO. I don't know what it'll do for the Steelers, but it might spice things up with the little lady of the house.

    Zombo

    lol good possibility. 😉

  • Zombo said:

    LMAO. I don't know what it'll do for the Steelers, but it might spice things up with the little lady of the house.

    Zombo

    Now that was funny

  • Yes, the Terrible Towel is a gay way to represent the Squeelers....

    Now, let's discuss our little elf called "Brownie".... or men with dog collars on....

  • Yes, the Terrible Towel is a gay way to represent the Squeelers....

    Now, let's discuss our little elf called "Brownie".... or men with dog collars on....

    The Soldier said:

    Yes, the Terrible Towel is a gay way to represent the Squeelers....

    Now, let's discuss our little elf called "Brownie".... or men with dog collars on....

    Go enjoy your game little man; why you are here I have no clue

  • See there are other things that the terrible towel can be used for other wiping ones ass with it.

    only steelers use the same one for multiple puposes. wipe ass then blow nose. 😆😁

  • The Soldier said:

    Yes, the Terrible Towel is a gay way to represent the Squeelers....

    Now, let's discuss our little elf called "Brownie".... or men with dog collars on....

    Go enjoy your game little man; why you are here I have no clue

    @listercat said:

    Go enjoy your game little man; why you are here I have no clue

    or you can say, "excellent point".

  • Yes, the Terrible Towel is a gay way to represent the Squeelers....

    Now, let's discuss our little elf called "Brownie".... or men with dog collars on....

    The Soldier said:

    Yes, the Terrible Towel is a gay way to represent the Squeelers....

    Now, let's discuss our little elf called "Brownie".... or men with dog collars on....

    speaking of gay ways to represent a team, we cant forget about steely mcbeam!

  • The Soldier said:

    Yes, the Terrible Towel is a gay way to represent the Squeelers....

    Now, let's discuss our little elf called "Brownie".... or men with dog collars on....

    speaking of gay ways to represent a team, we cant forget about steely mcbeam!

    @breadman said:

    speaking of gay ways to represent a team, we cant forget about steely mcbeam!

    Excellent point!

  • Dawgone it!....Someone beat me to the punch with a post about wiping your ass with it! They say that opposites attract and it must be true. My wife is an avid Steeler fan! Broke my heart one year to have to go spend my hard earned money and buy her a Hines Ward Jersey for Christmas. Now she wants a "terrible towel"......That's where I draw the line! Then again...She does ask for something to clean up with after sex.

  • Dawgone it!....Someone beat me to the punch with a post about wiping your ass with it! They say that opposites attract and it must be true. My wife is an avid Steeler fan! Broke my heart one year to have to go spend my hard earned money and buy her a Hines Ward Jersey for Christmas. Now she wants a "terrible towel"......That's where I draw the line! Then again...She does ask for something to clean up with after sex.

    @kid-rex said:

    Dawgone it!....Someone beat me to the punch with a post about wiping your ass with it! They say that opposites attract and it must be true. My wife is an avid Steeler fan! Broke my heart one year to have to go spend my hard earned money and buy her a Hines Ward Jersey for Christmas. Now she wants a "terrible towel"......That's where I draw the line! Then again...She does ask for something to clean up with after sex.

    😆 That was the best post yet!