Is there an Andrew Luck in this draft?
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Oh...I dunno. I'm pretty pissed about my stable career, house on a 2 acre lot, fantastic wife. A lot to be jealous of a juvenile that still lives off his folks dime. I mean, who wouldn't want an allowance, cooked dinners, a free place to stay and a car to borrow?
How can one not be bitter when compared to a kid who is just learning how to navigate a bar and the bush that dwells in it? You've accomplished so much already....you know how to curse on the interwebs, how to take handouts, how to mooch off you folks, and how to talk down to your intellectual superiors (I realize those last 2 are big words, I'll save you some Google time and just tell you it means "smarter than you").
You're just so cool....living vicariously through your man crush like the ass he pulls you somehow also got to tag. Let me be the first to inform you that masterbation doesn't remove ones virginity.
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Oh...I thought you meant jealous of you.
You think I'm jealous of the midget? OK then...I'm sure some people are, particularly you, considering how much you talk about it.
I have the most important thing in the world....a loving family. Money, fame, bitches cant buy that. That's all the happiness I need.
And yes, the Lil guy has lived off his folks coattails up to this point. If you think otherwise, you haven't done your homework.
This is his first step on his own. I will be curious to see of the boy can become a man under this kind of pressure.
Edit: actually, he's no a professional yet. Draft hasn't happened. Details, details.
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Oh...I dunno. I'm pretty pissed about my stable career, house on a 2 acre lot, fantastic wife. A lot to be jealous of a juvenile that still lives off his folks dime. I mean, who wouldn't want an allowance, cooked dinners, a free place to stay and a car to borrow?
How can one not be bitter when compared to a kid who is just learning how to navigate a bar and the bush that dwells in it? You've accomplished so much already....you know how to curse on the interwebs, how to take handouts, how to mooch off you folks, and how to talk down to your intellectual superiors (I realize those last 2 are big words, I'll save you some Google time and just tell you it means "smarter than you").
You're just so cool....living vicariously through your man crush like the ass he pulls you somehow also got to tag. Let me be the first to inform you that masterbation doesn't remove ones virginity.
Oh...I dunno. I'm pretty pissed about my stable career, house on a 2 acre lot, fantastic wife. A lot to be jealous of a juvenile that still lives off his folks dime. I mean, who wouldn't want an allowance, cooked dinners, a free place to stay and a car to borrow?
How can one not be bitter when compared to a kid who is just learning how to navigate a bar and the bush that dwells in it? You've accomplished so much already....you know how to curse on the interwebs, how to take handouts, how to mooch off you folks, and how to talk down to your intellectual superiors (I realize those last 2 are big words, I'll save you some Google time and just tell you it means "smarter than you").
You're just so cool....living vicariously through your man crush like the ass he pulls you somehow also got to tag. Let me be the first to inform you that masterbation doesn't remove ones virginity.
@walterwhite said:
A juvenile?
He's a 21 year old professional athlete you fucking moron, and how does he lives off his folks dime?
He got a 20 million dollar contract from Nike you blithering dumb fuck dope.
Hahahaha! He was talking about you numbnuts!
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@walterwhite said:
He's taller than you in real life.
He's taller than you in real life.
He's taller than you in real life.
(say it one more time)
He's taller than Russell Wilson.
He's taller than Russell Wilson.
Say it again,
He's taller than Super Bowl Winning QB Russell Wilson
So many questions. How do you know how tall Choco is? What do you mean "in real life" ... do we have different heights on the internet?
Johnny Manziel is not taller than me. I'm not tall. Absolutely no one cares about how he does with chicks or that he hangs out with some homo named Drake.
That is pretty much your scouting report on him: he's awesome and cool and bangs chicks.
No one cares. The question is, is he going to a franchise QB in the NFL? You don't know. Men much more smart than you don't know. So why exhibit your embarrassing man crush for all to see?
Zombo
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Sounds like maybe WalterWhite is the one "wielding an extra chromosome."
Please forgive my generation. I know we suck. I'm just trying to maintain my own dignity.... -
@walterwhite said:
I'm not. I blame the baby boomers.
They raised us, they're responsible for HIV, a terrible economy, and they went from Cocaine to Rogaine.
LOL, we've got the highest GNP in the world x 2.
What do you do to make this country better ... Besides playing Madden in your Mom's trailer and fantasizing about being a meth dealer?
Z
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@walterwhite said:
He's taller than you in real life.
He's taller than you in real life.
He's taller than you in real life.
(say it one more time)
He's taller than Russell Wilson.
He's taller than Russell Wilson.
Say it again,
He's taller than Super Bowl Winning QB Russell Wilson
Dude.
I wanna hang out with you.
Actually, I want the Browns to take Watkins, then watch Manziel to drop to #19, and have the new GM of the Dolphins pick up the phone and say to the Browns, "It'll cost you a third to move up three spots."
Whattaya say?
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He is not, however, taller than me in real life.
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@walterwhite said:
I'm not. I blame the baby boomers.
They raised us, they're responsible for HIV, a terrible economy, and they went from Cocaine to Rogaine.
Baby Boomers didn't raise me.
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@mike-h said:
2% growth. Blame Obama.
I blame Obama for killing a cadre of Al-Qaeda leaders yesterday. Who wants to whine about him for that?
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I am pretty convinced that Walter is about as mentally unstable as a person could get without making the evening news. I mean his rants tail off into pyscho babble that only he can understand. Secondly is it just me or is it pretty apparent Walt would suck Johnnies schlong if given the chance?? I mean damn pull your head out of his asshole and see the sunshine.
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@mike-h said:
I think Walt is secretly Gunnergatsky exploring his homoerotic urges.
Jesus fuck off mike!
don't make me vomit.....
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