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  • With the 31st pick in the first round of the 2014 Celebrity Draft, the Denver Broncos select:

    Henry J. Deutschendorf Jr.

    The Seattle Seahawks are on the board for the final pick in the first round.

  • Cleveland 7th round pick kielbasa and sauerkraut lol

    @browns616 said:

    Cleveland 7th round pick kielbasa and sauerkraut lol

    It's between them or The Miz and Dolph Ziggler. Maybe we've got a shot at getting the WWE guys UDFA.

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  • Seattle take Jim Hendrix!

  • The very fine choice of Jimi Hendrix finishes round 1. I will do Round 2 myself, and here it is:

    33. Houston selects: Beyonce Knowles

    34. Washington DC selects: Bill Nye, the Science Guy

    35. Cleveland selects: John D. Rockefeller

    36. Oakland selects: Tom Hanks (born and raised there)

    37. Atlanta selects: DeForrest Kelley (Dr. McCoy/Bones)

    38. Tampa Bay selects: Ray Charles

    39. Jacksonville selects: Alfred DuPont

    40. Minnesota selects: The Coen Brothers

    41. Buffalo selects: the tag team of Millard Fillmore and Grover Cleveland.

    42. Tennessee selects: Davy Crockett

    43. NY Giants select: Humphrey Bogart

    44. St. Louis selects: Chuck Berry

    45. Detroit selects: Joe Louis

    46. Pittsburgh selects: Christina Aguilera

    47. Dallas selects: Jensen Ackles (Supernatural)

    48. Baltimore selects: Tom Clancy

    49. NY Jets select: Groucho Marx

    50. Miami selects: Gloria Estafan

    51. Chicago selects: Al Capone

    52. Arizona selects: Alice Cooper

    53. Green Bay selects: Harry Houdini (from nearby Appleton)

    54. Philadelphia selects: Benjamin Franklin (it is, after all, all about him, no?)

    55. Cincinnati selects: Jerry Springer

    56. San Francisco selects: Bruce Lee

    57. San Diego selects: Robert Duval

    58. New Orleans selects: Al Hirt

    59. Indianapolis selects: David Letterman

    60. Charlotte/Carolina selects: Billy Graham

    61. San Francisco selects: Clint Eastwood (are you gonna argue about this one?)

    62. New England selects: Leonard Nimoy

    63. Denver selects: Molly Brown (the unsinkable)

    64. Seattle selects that guy that is worth more than all other combined (excluding Rockefeller): Bill Gates.

  • For round 3 and beyond feel free to select any city/celebrity in any random order.

    And to save us all some time, here is the list of Clevelanders:

    Jim Backus ...Mr. Magoo/Gilligan's Island

    Drew Carey

    Eric Carmen

    Tracy Chapman

    Marc Cohn

    Wes Craven

    Dorothy Dandridge

    Ruby Dee

    Phil Donahue

    Joe Eszterhas

    Alan Freed

    James Garfield

    Joel Grey

    Arsenio Hall

    Margaret Hamilton

    John Heisman

    Bob Hope

    Carol Kane (have fun storming the castle)

    Don King

    Gerald Levert

    Henry Mancini

    Burgess Meredith

    Paul Newman

    Jesse Owens

    Harvey Pekar

    Alan Ruck

    Molly Shannon

    Shuster & Siegel (Superman)

    Michael Stanley

    George Steinbrenner

    Joe Walsh

    Fred Willard

    Debra Winger.

  • If Bennett isn't from cisco, he definitely left his heart there which should be good enough. 😁

  • Excellent choices for the second round Gip. Third round- Cincitucky selects Pete Rose. Born there, played there, still lives there.

  • If Bennett isn't from cisco, he definitely left his heart there which should be good enough. 😁

    @momszer said:

    If Bennett isn't from cisco, he definitely left his heart there which should be good enough. 😁

    Actually, I checked him out and he was born in San Francisco.

  • By the way, Henry J. Deutschendorf Jr. is better known as: John Denver.