Walter White's Meth Lab Mock Draft
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4. QB - Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M
So, we get our savior. I think he's too talented to pass up. He will require a lot of work to adjust to the pro game but the talent is there. The media will freak out when this pick haps. Everyone will either love it or freak out but either way this will finally bring a lot of ESPN/NFL coverage to Cleveland and give us the star power we need. He's also going to be a star at the next level in my eyes. Johnny Cleveland will be heard for centuries to come. I see Brett Favre attitude/Joe Namath showmanship/Fran Tarkenton type improv talent. He'll play pissed off we upset Pittsburgh week 1.
26. OG - Xavier Sau Filo, UCLA
Day 1 starter, absolute athletic monster on the inside PERFECT for the ZBS and Shanahan's system. He's got the whole Somoan thing going and plays the game hard and violent. He will give our interior line a big big boost and lanes for our RB's.
35. ILB - Kyle Van Noy, BYU
Day 1 starter at ILB, he will be a complete badass as the next level. He will need work to transition but all this guy does is sack QB's, create fumbles, and intercept passes. He hits hard and he's a tackling machine. He reminds me of Navarro Bowman.
71. FS - Lemarcus Joyner, Florida State
He's undersized but comes off the edge like a serpent biting its prey. He hits hard as hell and terrorized Tajh Boyd and helped Florida States defense immensely. I think he can contribute right away and work his way into the full time starter and play like his carbon copy The Honey Badger.
83. WR - Jared Abberderis, Wisconsin
He will end up being one of the steals of the draft. I have him rated higher than most of the 2nd round receivers and I think he's going end up starting as our #2 midway thru the season. He's quick, great hands, runs great routes, and has a great jump ball. He's smooth with his hips and isn't afraid to tack a lick. His cut moves and quickness are amazing. He almost beat Ohio State by himself.
106. CB - Antone Exum, Virginia Tech
He's going to work himself in and out of the line up at first but by the end of the season he is going to be our #2. He's a bigger guy who can sufficate WR's and a great pick at this point.
127. RB - Charles Sims, West Virginia
Speed freak and most underrated RB in the draft. I feel we can make him into a homerun hitter and 3rd down back
145. TE - Colt Lyerla, Oregon
He's got some issues but is worth the risk at this point, I mean why the hell not. He could end up being the #2 and is still a physical freak. Let him learn behind Cameron.
180. QB - Kenny Guiton, The Ohio State University
He's my "lets draft a QB in the 6th round and hope he's Tom Brady" fingers crossed pick, plus he's my favorite Buckeye ever.
218. CB - Chris Davis, Auburn
Made "the play" against Alabama. He'll make "the play" for us and make the roster doing special teams.
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this guy hasn't been deleted yet?
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83. WR - Jared Abberderis, Wisconsin
He will end up being one of the steals of the draft. I have him rated higher than most of the 2nd round receivers and I think he's going end up starting as our #2 midway thru the season. He's quick, great hands, runs great routes, and has a great jump ball. He's smooth with his hips and isn't afraid to tack a lick. His cut moves and quickness are amazing. He almost beat Ohio State by himself.
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This is a GREAT PICK. Say, that name sounds familiar....hmmmm...
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If someone suggested Johnny Douchebag at 4, and gave that "analysis", I'd suspect meth as well.
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83. WR - Jared Abberderis, Wisconsin
He will end up being one of the steals of the draft. I have him rated higher than most of the 2nd round receivers and I think he's going end up starting as our #2 midway thru the season. He's quick, great hands, runs great routes, and has a great jump ball. He's smooth with his hips and isn't afraid to tack a lick. His cut moves and quickness are amazing. He almost beat Ohio State by himself.
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This is a GREAT PICK. Say, that name sounds familiar....hmmmm...
83. WR - Jared Abberderis, Wisconsin
He will end up being one of the steals of the draft. I have him rated higher than most of the 2nd round receivers and I think he's going end up starting as our #2 midway thru the season. He's quick, great hands, runs great routes, and has a great jump ball. He's smooth with his hips and isn't afraid to tack a lick. His cut moves and quickness are amazing. He almost beat Ohio State by himself.
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This is a GREAT PICK. Say, that name sounds familiar....hmmmm...
Ya, a lot of people have been saying it around here for months...
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Pretty good draft Walter. I could live with it. I think if your gonna go QB at 4 it HAS to be Manziel. Huge boom if he translates, dumpster fire if he busts.
I love that you took my man crush Lamarcus Joyner. My favorite player in this draft. I think he is mistakenly overlooked because of his size buy if you watch the film he is an absolute fucking animal. You are right, he WILL contribute immediately and terrorize opposing offenses with that wicked rush ability coming off the edge.
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Well... it got better after your #4...
Love Xavier and think he is everything you say about him. It's time to pay the OG piper...
Kyle is an OK choice, but I thought he was an OLB??? Anyway... at this pick I tab Borland as my ILB. Chris has a motor and intensity Kyle cannot match.
Lukewarm on Joyner... I see better values later.
Tho I've cooled on him some, I still consider myself an Abbrederis aficionado... but he's no #2 in my book. I see him as a slot man all the way.
Not with you rest of way...
- While I like Guiton and think he'll be on a roster (or at least a practice squad) come the Fall, to spend a 6th on a 2nd QB who most feel will end up a UFA makes no sense to me.
- Davis is an interesting pick, some have him as high as a Rnd 4 prospect, but regardless I'm not sure about taking a 3rd DB.
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I think 26 is way too high for a guard. But.... Overall ILB in the 2nd round isnt bad. Love to see a WR at #26, but its hard to judge since I don't know who wasn't there at the particular picks. I think Johnny is cool at 4, if Sammy is gone.
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