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  • Who wants to talk about uniforms?

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...

  • @walterwhite said:

    He's hooked up with more hot chicks in 21 years than most of us will combined, hate all you want. Jealousy is stinky cologne my friend.

    Walter this "he fucked more bitches than you" schtick is getting old bro gotta tell you.

    TBH with you I, @ 24 years old could give two fucks less how many hot bitches he gets to fuck and I don't. I'm perfectly happy with the beautiful fiance I have, she has that good good if you know what I mean 😎. There are benefits to settling down with a WOMAN who is not a complete whore like the majority of the women Johnny has fucked prob are.

    So please let's get over the he is cooler and than you and fucks more bitches than you Walter. You would go so much further and make much better points if you argued for his play on the field and the various GOOD character traits that JF possesses like leadership and giving back to his community, not how many dirty, abused snatches he has managed to tag the last three years....

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  • T TXDawg

    Whats with all the homosexual fantasies going on? I mean, I don't care, whatever,... your life your choice,... kind of a weird thing to be so extroverted about though.

    Johnny will start. Do you guys really think he needs a year to learn the system when Vince Young (6) was signed? Me guessing the system is written in crayon.

    @txdawg said:

    Whats with all the homosexual fantasies going on? I mean, I don't care, whatever,... your life your choice,... kind of a weird thing to be so extroverted about though.

    Johnny will start. Do you guys really think he needs a year to learn the system when Vince Young (6) was signed? Me guessing the system is written in crayon.

    ugh.

    are you really a browns fan or a texas johhny fan?

    because if you were a true brown's fan (and i'm starting to wonder how old PoG is) you put your love affair aside and see that sitting might be wise for him and this franchise. hey if he's up to speed and blows hoyer out of the water then fine. it's just a little hard to anoint him king when we haven't seen him take his first snap in TC yet.

    calm the fuck down.

  • H H-Town Brown

    Vince Young can barely grasp a pen to write his name, much less an NFL offense. I'd be surprised if he even makes the roster.

    I don't know much about Hoyer, but I'd be surprised if Johnny didn't start. He is a competitor -- and I don't think you trade up for a guy in the first to sit him.

    @walterwhite said:

    He's hooked up with more hot chicks in 21 years than most of us will combined, hate all you want. Jealousy is stinky cologne my friend.

    So quick on the hate-card draw just means you've got nothing substantial to offer...

    Go play with MikeHole... preferably in traffic.

    @h-town-brown said:

    I don't know much about Hoyer, but I'd be surprised if Johnny didn't start. He is a competitor -- and I don't think you trade up for a guy in the first to sit him.

    With one exception teams do not draft anyone, under any circumstance, but expected starters in the first round... that exception is QB... IF it is believed that the QB is not ready to start.

    Hoyer is a hungry back-up who had a career first string of 3 starts last season for his childhood team before his season ending knee injury. He is not going to wilt in the face of JFF.

    It will be a competition... our HC has said so, but he has also made it clear that starting a rookie QB is not his preference.

    #GivemHellHoyer

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196

  • The espn/media hype will be way to great for them not to start JF. Hoyer will be ridiculed on every throw.

    "We are Americans. We don't quit doing something because it's wrong. We just keep doing the wrong thing till it turns out right." Browns maybe the most American Football team ever.
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  • all those hot chicks think that they have the golden snatch that will finally ensnare JF's dick like a venus fly trap.

    wrap your willy johnny. in fact triple wrap that MFer. them girls are going to come at you hard and fast.

    hell i'm sure he learned that at a young age coming from oil money and all. i say tag as much ass as you can now bro cuz pretty soon you'll be my age waking up next to the same old bag for the past 20+ years.

    show me a good looking woman and i'll show you a guy that's tired of fucking her.

  • @mike-h said:

    I just took a huge Tour2ma in the toilet. Had to close it down for about an hour.

    Potty humor worthy of an 8 yo... just about right... LMAO

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196

  • If it was a fight... they'd have already stopped it.

    I feel terrible whooping on the mentally challenged...

    ... well not that terrible...

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196

  • one can only hope WW.

  • @mike-h said:

    The worst part is you think I'm serious. I've been trolling you for days. You're bad at pretty much everything, is all I've learned from it.

    You call what you've been doing trolling? lmao

    typical bailout statement... keep bailing...

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196

  • @walterwhite said:

    He's hooked up with more hot chicks in 21 years than most of us will combined, hate all you want. Jealousy is stinky cologne my friend.

    Since when did that equate to winning games?

    Hotchicks always fall for dirtbags too...

  • @walterwhite said:

    Manziel Mania has only just began.

    Everyone get ready for the next 10-15 years of Manziel Mania.

    If I live that long. Hope the VA nursing home has cable......

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.

  • New here. Lifelong Browns fan. I joined this board just to say how much I hate the Manziel pick. Circus clown. This dude has Ryan Leaf written all over him. Little man is gonna get crushed against a disciplined, pro defense.

    All the Johnny Football cocksuckers can suck it. Makes me wanna puke that all the cocksucking will be going on in Cleveland.

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  • H HoundDawg

    New here. Lifelong Browns fan. I joined this board just to say how much I hate the Manziel pick. Circus clown. This dude has Ryan Leaf written all over him. Little man is gonna get crushed against a disciplined, pro defense.

    All the Johnny Football cocksuckers can suck it. Makes me wanna puke that all the cocksucking will be going on in Cleveland.

    @hounddawg said:

    New here. Lifelong Browns fan. I joined this board just to say how much I hate the Manziel pick. Circus clown. This dude has Ryan Leaf written all over him. Little man is gonna get crushed against a disciplined, pro defense.

    All the Johnny Football cocksuckers can suck it. Makes me wanna puke that all the cocksucking will be going on in Cleveland.

    Did you taste Johnny's cum when you kissed your girlfriend? That is my only question....

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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  • @mike-h said:

    You're a joke haha. An old, jealous, bitter, ignorant never-was who uses other peoples work and opinions as his own.

    I could understand if you were funny, or witty, but neither fit. It must seriously suck to be you.

    Just stfu your condescending opinions are pure shit anyways.
    Tour2maT 1 Reply

  • I would.

  • Minus the fur coats I hope.

    Tour2maT TopDawg31T 2 Replies
  • LBC mikeL LBC mike

    Minus the fur coats I hope.

    @lbc-mike said:

    Minus the fur coats I hope.

    lol... no...

    My money is on our Michael Vick... minus the dog hate... I hope...

    Michael Wilbon (sp?) raised one comparison that never occurred to me... Jim McMahon.

    The cockiness... the competitiveness... the leadership... not the worst I've heard.

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196

  • Playhouse Square Manziel? Doesn't have the ring. How about Hard Rock Manziel?

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

    @hounddawg said:

    New here. Lifelong Browns fan. I joined this board just to say how much I hate the Manziel pick. Circus clown. This dude has Ryan Leaf written all over him. Little man is gonna get crushed against a disciplined, pro defense.

    All the Johnny Football cocksuckers can suck it. Makes me wanna puke that all the cocksucking will be going on in Cleveland.

    Did you taste Johnny's cum when you kissed your girlfriend? That is my only question....

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Did you taste Johnny's cum when you kissed your girlfriend? That is my only question....

    I don't know how that's possible since you seem to have it all sliding down the back of your throat.
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