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  • @mike-h said:

    I'd expect a lot better insight from an educated man. Mouthbreathers like Tour have an excuse to be wrong, but you're just lazy, I guess.

    And I make a lot more than my engineer girlfriend at my 9-5. The fact that I get paid for a hobby and passion on the side is icing on the cake.

    So cool bro, keep it up.

    I was actually replying to choco...his post just became all braggy. I actually really like your posts/articles, Mike. Not sure how those wires got crossed.

    The dick measuring contests on here about professions get a little silly.

    @cvcanedy said:

    I was actually replying to choco...his post just became all braggy. I actually really like your posts/articles, Mike. Not sure how those wires got crossed.

    The dick measuring contests on here about professions get a little silly.

    Do I perhaps trump you all? I am a guy that on occasion can put other guys on an involuntary basis into a place where they are or can be actually forced to measure each others dicks....for real.

  • @mike-h said:

    Try to keep up, the point was she's an engineer. I wouldn't expect you to be able to comprehend multiple sentences, though, so Ill keep it simple for you.

    So? Your girlfriend pulls trains?

    (sorry, couldn't resist that setup)

  • Visual Basic, Lotus Notes, Javascript...

    you big dummy. lol

    Okay, so my first year, I wrote mortgage payment calcs in assembler

    on some old IBM 360 mainframes for 42 banks. Never made a mistake.

    Left there to do dbase and foxpro stuff. A lot more fun. Assembler was no fun.

    @calfoxwc said:

    Visual Basic, Lotus Notes, Javascript...

    you big dummy. lol

    Okay, so my first year, I wrote mortgage payment calcs in assembler

    on some old IBM 360 mainframes for 42 banks. Never made a mistake.

    Left there to do dbase and foxpro stuff. A lot more fun. Assembler was no fun.

    IBM 360? Dude, any math I had to do was done with a slide rule....or an abacus. God, what a day when Texas Instruments came out with a calculator that would only cost you about $400.00 (you know, the kind that people give away now for free as promotional material)

  • @calfoxwc said:

    Visual Basic, Lotus Notes, Javascript...

    you big dummy. lol

    Okay, so my first year, I wrote mortgage payment calcs in assembler

    on some old IBM 360 mainframes for 42 banks. Never made a mistake.

    Left there to do dbase and foxpro stuff. A lot more fun. Assembler was no fun.

    IBM 360? Dude, any math I had to do was done with a slide rule....or an abacus. God, what a day when Texas Instruments came out with a calculator that would only cost you about $400.00 (you know, the kind that people give away now for free as promotional material)

    @mike-h said:

    Your insecurity and jealousy is seeping through my phone man. I'm going to have to get a restraining order, because you're legit scaring me with your obsession.

    Delusions of grandeur paired with paranoia is a classic symptom of schizophrenia, Mikey.

    If you seek help, they can be controlled. If you don't, then I'm here for you.

    @the-gipper said:

    IBM 360? Dude, any math I had to do was done with a slide rule....or an abacus. God, what a day when Texas Instruments came out with a calculator that would only cost you about $400.00 (you know, the kind that people give away now for free as promotional material)

    LOL... I remember when the hp35 price dropped from the original $400 to $300 and I jumped on that bargain.

    And the controversy was "should the calculators be allowed for tests".

  • @mike-h said:

    Your insecurity and jealousy is seeping through my phone man. I'm going to have to get a restraining order, because you're legit scaring me with your obsession.

    Delusions of grandeur paired with paranoia is a classic symptom of schizophrenia, Mikey.

    If you seek help, they can be controlled. If you don't, then I'm here for you.

    @the-gipper said:

    IBM 360? Dude, any math I had to do was done with a slide rule....or an abacus. God, what a day when Texas Instruments came out with a calculator that would only cost you about $400.00 (you know, the kind that people give away now for free as promotional material)

    LOL... I remember when the hp35 price dropped from the original $400 to $300 and I jumped on that bargain.

    And the controversy was "should the calculators be allowed for tests".

    @tour2ma said:

    Delusions of grandeur paired with paranoia is a classic symptom of schizophrenia, Mikey.

    If you seek help, they can be controlled. If you don't, then I'm here for you.

    LOL... I remember when the hp35 price dropped from the original $400 to $300 and I jumped on that bargain.

    And the controversy was "should the calculators be allowed for tests".

    Calculators with equation solvers and programmable memories - those were the shit, walk in to an exam with one of those and have all your formulae written down for you? Yeah, I'll take that.

  • @tour2ma said:

    Delusions of grandeur paired with paranoia is a classic symptom of schizophrenia, Mikey.

    If you seek help, they can be controlled. If you don't, then I'm here for you.

    LOL... I remember when the hp35 price dropped from the original $400 to $300 and I jumped on that bargain.

    And the controversy was "should the calculators be allowed for tests".

    Calculators with equation solvers and programmable memories - those were the shit, walk in to an exam with one of those and have all your formulae written down for you? Yeah, I'll take that.

    @gftchris said:

    Calculators with equation solvers and programmable memories - those were the shit, walk in to an exam with one of those and have all your formulae written down for you? Yeah, I'll take that.

    Until they made you show your work.

  • @calfoxwc said:

    Visual Basic, Lotus Notes, Javascript...

    you big dummy. lol

    Okay, so my first year, I wrote mortgage payment calcs in assembler

    on some old IBM 360 mainframes for 42 banks. Never made a mistake.

    Left there to do dbase and foxpro stuff. A lot more fun. Assembler was no fun.

    IBM 360? Dude, any math I had to do was done with a slide rule....or an abacus. God, what a day when Texas Instruments came out with a calculator that would only cost you about $400.00 (you know, the kind that people give away now for free as promotional material)

    @the-gipper said:

    IBM 360? Dude, any math I had to do was done with a slide rule....or an abacus. God, what a day when Texas Instruments came out with a calculator that would only cost you about $400.00 (you know, the kind that people give away now for free as promotional material)

    first vcr i bought from the PX in germany was a pioneer top loading indestructible steel joint that weighed about 60 lbs. and cost $700 . first personal computer was an $1200 amiga 2000 with a $600 graphics board because it ran their native OS and mac classic and had the 'top of the line' graphics programs available for it. ugh.

    damn i'm old.

  • here's haden on gilbert. wondering if farmer kinda pulled his trump card and got him his favorite CB. now he signs a deal? squeeky wheel gets the oil.

    Joe Haden: Gilbert was my ‘number one dude’

    Pro Bowler already has advice planned for the rookie Months before the Cleveland Browns selected cornerback Justin Gilbert, Joe Hadenicon-article-link.gif was busy researching.

    “He was the number one dude I had on the board as a cornerback,” said Haden on Monday.

    An admitted NFL draft fanatic, Haden put Gilbert’s highlight tape on repeat and raved about his explosion. Haden’s eyes popped when he later looked at the Oklahoma State alum’s interception numbers – seven in 2013 alone.

    It’s Gilbert’s mindset when he gets the football that left a lasting impression on Haden. Gilbert scored eight touchdowns in four seasons in the Big 12 Conference, all either on special teams or on defense.

    “That helps out a lot when he gets interceptions,” said Haden. “You can tell it turns automatically into a return game.”

    When he met the media for the first time on Friday, Gilbert said he’s hopeful Haden will be a mentor for the rookie. The Browns Pro Bowl cornerback wouldn’t have it any other way. A top-10 pick himself, Haden can relate to the shoes Gilbert is being thrust into. He’s already thought what he’s going to tell Gilbert: just relax.

    “Everything is going a million miles an hour right now,” described Haden about the whirlwind process of being drafted. “At the end of the day, it’s still football. I tell him just get your cleats together, put your pads on… Because when we get out there, all that hype and everything, it’s out the window.”

    “There is not a rush,” Haden continued about his advice for Gilbert. “You are going to come into your own. Just learn the plays and learn the system and watch me. I’ll show you the right way.”

    Yes, many are predicting Gilbert will one day be a top-flight cornerback with Pro Bowl potential. There isn’t a Browns rookie who will be handed anything on a silver platter, though.

    “We got people like Buster [skrine] and dudes in the room that are not giving up spots,” Haden said. “Everybody is going to have to grind.”

    On paper, at the very least, the Cleveland Browns arguably have the best secondary in the AFC North.

    Haden and Donte Whitnericon-article-link.gif have become regular guests in Hawaii for the Pro Bowl. We’ve profiled the rise of safety Tashaun Gipson. Either Gilbert or Skrine will make an adequate nickel back, while the other earns the starting nod. Isaiah Trufant, a cornerback and special teamer with the Jets under Pettine, was flying all over the place during minicamp.

    The Browns’ secondary will have to be on point from the get-go. Ben Roethlisberger, Drew Brees, Joe Flacco are the first three quarterbacks on the docket in September.

    With Haden’s careful instruction, the learning curve for Gilbert could be a short one. Immediate impact from the rookie would give Cleveland a leg up.

  • I'm doing a report on Richard Nixon. Does anyone know how I can find Dick's measurements?

  • I'm doing a report on Richard Nixon. Does anyone know how I can find Dick's measurements?

    @cobra-kai said:

    I'm doing a report on Richard Nixon. Does anyone know how I can find Dick's measurements?

    I see what ya did there.

  • I make more money than my girlfriend too.

    She's not an engineer though.

    She's a nurse.

    But she has big boobs.

    Typical Browns Board Cover Corner Thread ... No one mentions how much money their girlfriend makes in those Johnny threads.

    Zombo

  • I make more money than my girlfriend too.

    She's not an engineer though.

    She's a nurse.

    But she has big boobs.

    Typical Browns Board Cover Corner Thread ... No one mentions how much money their girlfriend makes in those Johnny threads.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    I make more money than my girlfriend too.

    She's not an engineer though.

    She's a nurse.

    But she has big boobs.

    Typical Browns Board Cover Corner Thread ... No one mentions how much money their girlfriend makes in those Johnny threads.

    Zombo

    maybe because THEY are the girlfriends?

  • I'm doing a report on Richard Nixon. Does anyone know how I can find Dick's measurements?

    @cobra-kai said:

    I'm doing a report on Richard Nixon. Does anyone know how I can find Dick's measurements?

    Yorba Linda.

  • I make more money than my girlfriend too.

    She's not an engineer though.

    She's a nurse.

    But she has big boobs.

    Typical Browns Board Cover Corner Thread ... No one mentions how much money their girlfriend makes in those Johnny threads.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    I make more money than my girlfriend too.

    She's not an engineer though.

    She's a nurse.

    But she has big boobs.

    Typical Browns Board Cover Corner Thread ... No one mentions how much money their girlfriend makes in those Johnny threads.

    Zombo

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BOOBS