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Browns Sign Miles Austin

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  • DieHardBrownsFan DieHardBrownsFanD Conversation Starter Dedicated Reacting Well Very Popular Collaborator Posting Machine First Post One Month Later Week One Done One Year In
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    DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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    They like them big booties.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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      slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by
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      Asses like that are illegal in 12 states.

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        slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by slowburn
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        Miles used to tear that ass up!!!kim-kardashian-butt.jpg
        He is the man. His current girlfriend/wife is fine as hell, too.

        I'm with Diehard on this one. It will be one and done if he contributes at all.

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          The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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          Well, maybe "Miles" is descriptive of his pecker size, which he would need to navigate that to the end.

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            The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
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            OK, particulars anyone? What is his height weight speed etc. past stats, contract terms etc.

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              Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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              Never been a fan, but then he's been a Cowboy...

              Miles developed into a much better WR than I ever thought he would become. He and Romo had some special chemistry going for a couple years.

              Certainly worth a looksee...

              "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
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                miles used to tear that ass up!

                kim-kardashian-butt.jpg

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                Nuckin FutzN Nuckin Futz wrote on last edited by
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                @slowburn said:

                miles used to tear that ass up!

                kim-kardashian-butt.jpg

                double-take.gif

                Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein
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                  OK, particulars anyone? What is his height weight speed etc. past stats, contract terms etc.

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                  slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by
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                  @the-gipper said:

                  OK, particulars anyone? What is his height weight speed etc. past stats, contract terms etc.

                  http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/A/AustMi00.htm

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                    OK, particulars anyone? What is his height weight speed etc. past stats, contract terms etc.

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                    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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                    @the-gipper said:

                    OK, particulars anyone? What is his height weight speed etc. past stats, contract terms etc.

                    Combine Invite: Yes

                    Height: 6021

                    Weight: 215

                    40 Yrd Dash: 4.47

                    20 Yrd Dash: 2.64

                    10 Yrd Dash: 1.56 225 Lb. Bench Reps:

                    Vertical Jump: 40 1/2

                    Broad Jump: 10'03"

                    20 Yrd Shuttle: 4.14

                    3-Cone Drill: 7.09

                    http://www.nfldraftscout.com/ratings/dsprofile.php?pyid=55526&draftyear=2006&genpos=WR

                    Year AgeTm Pos No. G GS Rec Yds Y/R TD Lng

                    2006 22 DAL KR 14 09 00 00 0000 00.0 00 00

                    2007 23 DAL KR 19 16 00 05 0076 15.2 00 35

                    2008 24 DAL KR 19 12 00 13 0278 21.4 03 63

                    2009*25 DAL WR 19 16 09 81 1320 16.3 11 60

                    2010*26 DAL WR 19 16 16 69 1041 15.1 07 69

                    2011 27 DAL WR 19 10 10 43 0579 13.5 07 53

                    2012 28 DAL WR 19 16 15 66 0943 14.3 06 49

                    2013 29 DAL WR 19 11 08 24 0244 10.2 00 20

                    Career ------ 106 58 301 4481 14.9 34 69

                    http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/A/AustMi00.htm

                    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
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                      Miles used to tear that ass up!!!kim-kardashian-butt.jpg
                      He is the man. His current girlfriend/wife is fine as hell, too.

                      I'm with Diehard on this one. It will be one and done if he contributes at all.

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                      Nuckin FutzN Nuckin Futz wrote on last edited by
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                      @slowburn said:

                      Miles used to tear that ass up!!!kim-kardashian-butt.jpg

                      He is the man. His current girlfriend/wife is fine as hell, too.

                      I'm with Diehard on this one. It will be one and done if he contributes at all.

                      OK, particulars anyone? What is her height weight bust size etc.

                      Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein
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                        @slowburn said:

                        Miles used to tear that ass up!!!kim-kardashian-butt.jpg

                        He is the man. His current girlfriend/wife is fine as hell, too.

                        I'm with Diehard on this one. It will be one and done if he contributes at all.

                        OK, particulars anyone? What is her height weight bust size etc.

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                        slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by
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                        @nuckin-futz said:

                        OK, particulars anyone? What is her height weight bust size etc.

                        She pegs out the ass meter

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                          thenew23T thenew23 wrote on last edited by
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                          IF he's healthy he'll contribute more than anybody we could have drafted. Talk about an overhaul at WR... Hawkins, Burleson, Bennett, Austin... Veteran WRs are much more reliable than young guys. Any rookie would have needed a year or 2 to adjust to the NFL game... These 4 should all be ready to get at it from day 1...

                          #Justsayin'
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                            miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by miktoxic
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                            @mike-h said:

                            Hopefully he got very little guaranteed money. If he stays on the field, this was an incredible signing to add to the list of other commendable off-season moves by Farmer.

                            exactly.

                            with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

                            austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

                            hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

                            dirty filthy pig.

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                              Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out wrote on last edited by
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                              Kim Kardashian has had some Miles put on her.

                              I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
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                                I guess Kanye won't be autotuning the nation anthem for us this year.

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                                  @mike-h said:

                                  Hopefully he got very little guaranteed money. If he stays on the field, this was an incredible signing to add to the list of other commendable off-season moves by Farmer.

                                  exactly.

                                  with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

                                  austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

                                  hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

                                  dirty filthy pig.

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                                  cvcanedyC cvcanedy wrote on last edited by
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                                  @miktoxic said:

                                  exactly.

                                  with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

                                  austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

                                  hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

                                  dirty filthy pig.

                                  She fuck your boyfriend?

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                                  • Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out

                                    Kim Kardashian has had some Miles put on her.

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                                    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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                                    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

                                    Kim Kardashian has had some Miles put on her.

                                    Truly cringeworthy... I loved it!

                                    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
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                                      @mike-h said:

                                      Hopefully he got very little guaranteed money. If he stays on the field, this was an incredible signing to add to the list of other commendable off-season moves by Farmer.

                                      exactly.

                                      with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

                                      austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

                                      hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

                                      dirty filthy pig.

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                                      Harry BuffaloH Harry Buffalo wrote on last edited by Harry Buffalo
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                                      @miktoxic said:

                                      exactly.

                                      with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

                                      austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

                                      hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

                                      dirty filthy pig.

                                      It's low risk because we likely gave next to nothing in terms of guarenteed money. Guys still around in FA to this point don't get paid much more than Minimum and next to nothing in guarneteed money. If he is healthy, there is a good chance he can be a 1000+ yard WR again. If not then he gets pushed out the door for someone else. I feel like we are picking up guys with injury histories and trying to smash them together into one productive WR season, but if it gets us through the year then who the hell really cares.

                                      Ruining threads since 1897.
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                                        @slowburn said:

                                        miles used to tear that ass up!

                                        kim-kardashian-butt.jpg

                                        double-take.gif

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                                        cvcanedyC cvcanedy wrote on last edited by
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                                        @nuckin-futz said:

                                        double-take.gifCan anyone name the movie?

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                                          @nuckin-futz said:

                                          double-take.gifCan anyone name the movie?

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                                          @cvcanedy said:

                                          @nuckin-futz said:

                                          double-take.gifCan anyone name the movie?

                                          Caddyshack.

                                          Zombo

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