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Browns Sign Miles Austin

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  • @mike-h said:

    Hopefully he got very little guaranteed money. If he stays on the field, this was an incredible signing to add to the list of other commendable off-season moves by Farmer.

    exactly.

    with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

    austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

    hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

    dirty filthy pig.

  • Kim Kardashian has had some Miles put on her.

  • I guess Kanye won't be autotuning the nation anthem for us this year.

  • @mike-h said:

    Hopefully he got very little guaranteed money. If he stays on the field, this was an incredible signing to add to the list of other commendable off-season moves by Farmer.

    exactly.

    with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

    austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

    hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

    dirty filthy pig.

    @miktoxic said:

    exactly.

    with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

    austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

    hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

    dirty filthy pig.

    She fuck your boyfriend?

  • Kim Kardashian has had some Miles put on her.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Kim Kardashian has had some Miles put on her.

    Truly cringeworthy... I loved it!

  • @mike-h said:

    Hopefully he got very little guaranteed money. If he stays on the field, this was an incredible signing to add to the list of other commendable off-season moves by Farmer.

    exactly.

    with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

    austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

    hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

    dirty filthy pig.

    @miktoxic said:

    exactly.

    with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

    austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

    hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

    dirty filthy pig.

    It's low risk because we likely gave next to nothing in terms of guarenteed money. Guys still around in FA to this point don't get paid much more than Minimum and next to nothing in guarneteed money. If he is healthy, there is a good chance he can be a 1000+ yard WR again. If not then he gets pushed out the door for someone else. I feel like we are picking up guys with injury histories and trying to smash them together into one productive WR season, but if it gets us through the year then who the hell really cares.

  • @slowburn said:

    miles used to tear that ass up!

    kim-kardashian-butt.jpg

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    @nuckin-futz said:

    double-take.gifCan anyone name the movie?

  • @nuckin-futz said:

    double-take.gifCan anyone name the movie?

    @cvcanedy said:

    @nuckin-futz said:

    double-take.gifCan anyone name the movie?

    Caddyshack.

    Zombo

  • Kim Kardashian has had some Miles put on her.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Kim Kardashian has had some Miles put on her.

    good one

  • OK, particulars anyone? What is his height weight speed etc. past stats, contract terms etc.

    @the-gipper said:

    OK, particulars anyone? What is his height weight speed etc. past stats, contract terms etc.

    Gipper why do you not know who miles Austin is?

  • @miktoxic said:

    exactly.

    with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

    austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

    hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

    dirty filthy pig.

    She fuck your boyfriend?

    @cvcanedy said:

    She fuck your boyfriend?

    hilarious!!

    my boyfriend doesn't like gold diggin whores.

  • @the-gipper said:

    OK, particulars anyone? What is his height weight speed etc. past stats, contract terms etc.

    Gipper why do you not know who miles Austin is?

    @vagitron said:

    Gipper why do you not know who miles Austin is?

    probably because he's only played a full 16 game season 4 out of his 8 years in the league.

  • @miktoxic said:

    exactly.

    with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

    austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

    hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

    dirty filthy pig.

    It's low risk because we likely gave next to nothing in terms of guarenteed money. Guys still around in FA to this point don't get paid much more than Minimum and next to nothing in guarneteed money. If he is healthy, there is a good chance he can be a 1000+ yard WR again. If not then he gets pushed out the door for someone else. I feel like we are picking up guys with injury histories and trying to smash them together into one productive WR season, but if it gets us through the year then who the hell really cares.

    @harry-buffalo said:

    It's low risk because we likely gave net to nothing in terms of guarenteed money. Guys still around in FA to this point don't get paid much more than Minimum and next to nothing in guarneteed money.

    Yup... low/ no guarantee and liberal incentive clauses to make it possible for the vet to approach paydays of his days gone by if he produces.

  • I haven't read from my post back, but I just saw this news and couldn't be happier. Not sure how the rest of you feel, but I'm happy with Farmer and as I said many times in the Tavern during the draft, Ray knows what he's doing and we'll be fine without Puffy............ I'm sure the sky is falling crowd will loudly disagree.

  • @badnewsbrowns said:

    reminds me of Beetlejuice of Howard Stern fame

  • @the-gipper said:

    OK, particulars anyone? What is his height weight speed etc. past stats, contract terms etc.

    Gipper why do you not know who miles Austin is?

    @vagitron said:

    Gipper why do you not know who miles Austin is?

    I know who he is. I just didn't memorize his height/weight/speed etc. or all of his statistics over the years.

    I may be a mentat but I am not omniscient.

  • @vagitron said:

    Gipper why do you not know who miles Austin is?

    I know who he is. I just didn't memorize his height/weight/speed etc. or all of his statistics over the years.

    I may be a mentat but I am not omniscient.

    @the-gipper said:

    I know who he is. I just didn't memorize his height/weight/speed etc. or all of his statistics over the years.

    I may be a mentat but I am not omniscient.

    Gipper it's the interwebs. We're all omniscient.

  • Considering who was still availible to sign, when I saw that we did in fact sign him, I was so god damn happy.

  • Great signing, hope he can stay away from the hammoes and turf toe