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  • Yes, Orton (current backup) wants to retire, Jerrah invested too much in an aging and back-injury prone Romeo. I wasn't aware Weeden was there, but with the lack of defense the Cowterds will put up this year it doesn't matter who starts at QB.

    I was hoping they'd take JFF when he was available so I could watch him all the time. They needed a backup (at least) QB, and JFF is used to winning games without a defense. Seriously, A&M had no defense last season. Defensive line and linebackers were real young, secondary might have been adequate but with no rush from the DL they were sitting ducks.

  • We JFF fans are glad that the Cowboys passed on him. The last thing we wanted for Johnny was to go to a badly managed and coached team where he had zero chance of success. Romo has had to literally run for his life with some of the worst offensive lines in the league, has had 3 different head coached and 5 different OC's, a horrible drafting owner, and a horrible GM. The current HC is totally incompetent. We were hoping that the Saints might draft Johnny so he could play under Payton and Brees. Cleveland is much better than Dallas got JFF.

  • A friend of mine that I pheasant hunt with in South Dakota called me yesterday and offered to take me to any Cowboys game. He has season tickets through his company. I told him I was not interested because I am not a Cowboy fan. Jones can screw up a soup sandwich.

    I am going to save my money and go to a Browns game as soon as JFF wins the starting job.

  • H hog dog mike

    A friend of mine that I pheasant hunt with in South Dakota called me yesterday and offered to take me to any Cowboys game. He has season tickets through his company. I told him I was not interested because I am not a Cowboy fan. Jones can screw up a soup sandwich.

    I am going to save my money and go to a Browns game as soon as JFF wins the starting job.

    @hog-dog-mike said:

    A friend of mine that I pheasant hunt with in South Dakota called me yesterday and offered to take me to any Cowboys game. He has season tickets through his company. I told him I was not interested because I am not a Cowboy fan. Jones can screw up a soup sandwich.

    I am going to save my money and go to a Browns game as soon as JFF wins the starting job.

    Dude..... really "hot dog"?

  • One thing about this board....tons of Mike.

    Haven't seen Mike Hunt yet tho....

  • L LovesJohnnysWood

    One thing about this board....tons of Mike.

    Haven't seen Mike Hunt yet tho....

    TyperWoods said:

    One thing about this board....tons of Mike.

    Haven't seen Mike Hunt yet tho....

    we have toxic hot dogs with a side order of mike and ikes. I haven't seen an Ike though.

  • Mike is a common name. Mike Smith, Mike Rogers, Mike Rowe, Mike Brown, Mike Jackson, Mike Jordon, and it goes one. LBC Mike does me okay. not too many Mikes we are die hard browns in long beach.

  • @everlastingxxx said:

    When you have a Victorias Secret store inside the stadium, something has gone horribly wrong.

    lol...

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  • What the hell is a soup sandwich?

  • cvcanedyC cvcanedy

    What the hell is a soup sandwich?

    @cvcanedy said:

    What the hell is a soup sandwich?

    Don't know, but that is funny.

  • Read it again "dude"--it is Hog Dog Mike. I have a pack of hog dogs that I use to hunt and catch wild hogs.

    cvcanedyC 1 Reply

  • Fucked up as a soup sandwich is something we say in Texas. Just try to imagine making a sandwich using two slices of bread and tomato soup. It is not going to work very well --hence it is fucked up worse than a soup sandwich.

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  • I like hot dog better. What state are you in? she here you have to drive like 6 hours to get some quale and deer hunting

  • I am located in east Texas just south of Tyler. The quail around here are long gone due to pine trees and Bermuda grass. Lots of deer right here at the house but I don't care much about hunting them. Lots and lots of hogs and running them with dogs is like crack would be I think. The first time I ever ran hogs I was hooked and got me a pack of dogs. It is about as exciting as you can get.

    I also hunt squirrels with a dog. To be honest I really don't care about hunting anything when a dog is not involved.

  • Any specific bread of dogs for that task.. I think my Rottweiler and 100 pound pit are useless for something like that.

  • H hog dog mike

    Read it again "dude"--it is Hog Dog Mike. I have a pack of hog dogs that I use to hunt and catch wild hogs.

    @hog-dog-mike said:

    Read it again "dude"--it is Hog Dog Mike. I have a pack of hog dogs that I use to hunt and catch wild hogs.

    But he said Jerry could mess up a soup sandwich. Wouldn't everybody mess up a soup sandwich?

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  • LBC Mike--I really like cur dogs which are a very old and distinct breed that have been used in Texas for about 180 years. They will do it all but are real good on rough cows and hogs. Curs come in yellow, red, cocoa, and brindle. They have a very strong bite and can take a licking and keep on ticking. Hogs have cut mine up some but it does not stop them. Mine will strike and catch. Strike means that they wind the hogs and they do not bark until they have the hog in sight then they open. You can tell by the sound of the race when they have the hog bayed solid. Some of my buddies have pits that they lead in to catch the hog and pits have no peer when it comes to catching. You have to use a break stick to get their pits off of the hog. Some people use Catahoula curs for hog dogs and we have tried them but just have found the right one yet. My best luck has been with red curs.

    None of the people that I know use Rots. I would think that they cannot keep up with the cur dogs but not many can. They might be OK as a catch dog but they would not be as good as a pit. You do not want a catch dog that lets go when you are close to the bay because the hog just might get you.

    Cvcanedy--yes everybody would fuck up a soup sandwich but Jerry is such an ego maniac he actually thinks that he could make it work.

  • Interesting. I think the word "cur" is pirate for dog. So it's like dog dogs. I gotta admit l misread your name too and my dumb brain kept wanting to see hot dog. I even got so far as wondering how a pack of hot dogs helped you catch wild hogs, since that would kinda be like cannibalism from the hog's perspective.

  • cvcanedyC cvcanedy

    @hog-dog-mike said:

    Read it again "dude"--it is Hog Dog Mike. I have a pack of hog dogs that I use to hunt and catch wild hogs.

    But he said Jerry could mess up a soup sandwich. Wouldn't everybody mess up a soup sandwich?

    @cvcanedy said:

    But he said Jerry could mess up a soup sandwich. Wouldn't everybody mess up a soup sandwich?

    It would be a cool magician trick to make one.

  • I always thought of Cur as sort of just an Olde thyme slang for dog. As in "back you curs! Back I say!"

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