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  • 2. QB ranked # 14 with 244 career TDs? Hint: Played for the team that Steve McQueen was chasing in Bullit.

    Hadl? Was thinking of him before, but did not think he played long enough... then again there was the Sid Gilman factor.

    4. Only Johnny in Top 20 in career Ints. Hint: When he played during his recently inducted HOF career, he was usually packing. Sample? Only DB named Johnny that finally came to mind...

    10. Name the one DL named John that is in the HOF. Hint: Played mostly for the team that Ragnar Lothbrok would have played for. Is Randall in the HOF?

    @tour2ma said:

    2. QB ranked # 14 with 244 career TDs? Hint: Played for the team that Steve McQueen was chasing in Bullit.

    Hadl? Was thinking of him before, but did not think he played long enough... then again there was the Sid Gilman factor.

    Check on Hadl....and he did have a fairly long career

    4. Only Johnny in Top 20 in career Ints. Hint: When he played during his recently inducted HOF career, he was usually packing. Sample? Only DB named Johnny that finally came to mind... NO

    10. Name the one DL named John that is in the HOF. Hint: Played mostly for the team that Ragnar Lothbrok would have played for. Is Randall in the HOF? He is, check

  • Hospitality/tourism. Kerrville is a hotspot for affluent retirees.

  • Hospitality/tourism. Kerrville is a hotspot for affluent retirees.

    @al_browns_fan said:

    Hospitality/tourism. Kerrville is a hotspot for affluent retirees.

    I suspect my question was a little too narrow.

  • Maybe so.

  • Well, back to the topic. Would it surprise you that JFF's name came up as one of the fastest players on the team as mentioned by teammates"?

    This from Kevin Jones' article wrapping up minicamp:

    • We quizzed a bunch of different Browns’ players on who they think is the fastest player on the roster – that fun video will be coming soon. The answers varied between six different people, a fantastic problem to have. The most common names: Andrew Hawkinsicon-article-link.gif, Anthony Armstrong, Buster Skrineicon-article-link.gif, Johnny Manzielicon-article-link.gif andJosh Gordonicon-article-link.gif.

    @texasag1969 said:

    Well, back to the topic. Would it surprise you that JFF's name came up as one of the fastest players on the team as mentioned by teammates"?

    This from Kevin Jones' article wrapping up minicamp:

    • We quizzed a bunch of different Browns’ players on who they think is the fastest player on the roster – that fun video will be coming soon. The answers varied between six different people, a fantastic problem to have. The most common names: Andrew Hawkinsicon-article-link.gif, Anthony Armstrong, Buster Skrineicon-article-link.gif, Johnny Manzielicon-article-link.gif andJosh Gordonicon-article-link.gif.

    @miktoxic said:

    yeah saw that yesterday. think z posted it.

    pretty impressive and yes it did surprise me. last year before his injury t. benjamin was the fastest by far.

    There's track speed and game speed. MHO is Manziel is more quick than fast. FWIW, I don't think I've seen Gordon get caught from behind yet once he gets a head of steam up.

    Finally, regarding speed- it was one of the primary reasons I was really hesitant about Trent Richardson's ability to cut it in the pros. There were plenty of clips of him getting caught from behind in college- you never saw that happen with guys like Adrian Peterson, Ladanian Tomlinson, and Barry Sanders.

  • http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24586867/bill-obrien-no-internal-debate-about-drafting-johnny-manziel

    TRANSLATION: "Nice kid, nothing personal, fun to watch in college, really good college player, not an NFL starting QB."

  • And heres My latest...a knock off strat I frankensteined also...Wich incidently is now My #1 axe.

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    @nickers said:

    And heres My latest...a knock off strat I frankensteined also...Witch incidentally is now My #1 axe.

    Since you're talking guitars, if I ever hit the lottery, I want to get a white Strat- after my hero Jimi Hendrix. Like Hendrix, I play left handed (badly). However, Mr. Stubby fingers can't reach the last couple of frets- Jimi had freakishly long fingers. FWIW I have an old Gretch double cutaway that I haven't picked up in a real long time.

  • http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24586867/bill-obrien-no-internal-debate-about-drafting-johnny-manziel

    TRANSLATION: "Nice kid, nothing personal, fun to watch in college, really good college player, not an NFL starting QB."

    @masterdog said:

    http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24586867/bill-obrien-no-internal-debate-about-drafting-johnny-manziel

    TRANSLATION: "Nice kid, nothing personal, fun to watch in college, really good college player, not an NFL starting QB."

    They may be doing what some Browns fans suggested in the past draft- build the team, and draft the franchise qb last. The Texans should have a good enough defense that it will keep them in a lot of games.

  • @nickers said:

    And heres My latest...a knock off strat I frankensteined also...Wich incidently is now My #1 axe.

    Anyone that says "axe" covers Joe Satriani songs.

    @kosar_for_president said:

    Anyone that says "axe" covers Joe Satriani songs.

    Yes,Ive learned a couple of satch tunes and took some licks...But My main influences were Jimi,Michael Schenker,Jef Beck, SRV, Al Di Meola,Michael Landau and Steve Lukather.and then anyone else you could think off...

  • Man I didn't realize this site was housed in Parma with all the male genitalia references. I'm surprised there wasn't an uproar that we didn't draft Sam. It's 2014 it's a good time to come out of the closet. I won't judge. I can't tell if this a Cleveland Browns football site that has a few gays, or a gay website that occasionally talks Cleveland Browns Football. Are there any threads that don't devolve into a sausage fest? Do I have to wait until the season starts?

  • Man I didn't realize this site was housed in Parma with all the male genitalia references. I'm surprised there wasn't an uproar that we didn't draft Sam. It's 2014 it's a good time to come out of the closet. I won't judge. I can't tell if this a Cleveland Browns football site that has a few gays, or a gay website that occasionally talks Cleveland Browns Football. Are there any threads that don't devolve into a sausage fest? Do I have to wait until the season starts?

    @kvoethe said:

    Man I didn't realize this site was housed in Parma with all the male genitalia references. I'm surprised there wasn't an uproar that we didn't draft Sam. It's 2014 it's a good time to come out of the closet. I won't judge. I can't tell if this a Cleveland Browns football site that has a few gays, or a gay website that occasionally talks Cleveland Browns Football. Are there any threads that don't devolve into a sausage fest? Do I have to wait until the season starts?

    If you're on an internet forum about an NFL football team looking for girls...you've fucked up.

  • @kvoethe said:

    Man I didn't realize this site was housed in Parma with all the male genitalia references. I'm surprised there wasn't an uproar that we didn't draft Sam. It's 2014 it's a good time to come out of the closet. I won't judge. I can't tell if this a Cleveland Browns football site that has a few gays, or a gay website that occasionally talks Cleveland Browns Football. Are there any threads that don't devolve into a sausage fest? Do I have to wait until the season starts?

    If you're on an internet forum about an NFL football team looking for girls...you've fucked up.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    If you're on an internet forum about an NFL football team looking for girls...you've fucked up.

    Just looking for intelligence.

    Just hate wading through a gay orgy to find it.

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    If you're on an internet forum about an NFL football team looking for girls...you've fucked up.

    Just looking for intelligence.

    Just hate wading through a gay orgy to find it.

    @kvoethe said:

    Just looking for intelligence.

    Just hate wading through a gay orgy to find it.

    So gay people aren't intelligent?

  • @kvoethe said:

    Just looking for intelligence.

    Just hate wading through a gay orgy to find it.

    So gay people aren't intelligent?

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    So gay people aren't intelligent?

    Not when every other word is a dick reference.

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    So gay people aren't intelligent?

    Not when every other word is a dick reference.

    @kvoethe said:

    Not when every other word is a dick reference.

    So a gay professor isn't allowed to sandwich his genius thoughts in between a series of penis references?

  • @kvoethe said:

    Not when every other word is a dick reference.

    So a gay professor isn't allowed to sandwich his genius thoughts in between a series of penis references?

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    So a gay professor isn't allowed to sandwich his genius thoughts in between a serious of penis references?

    So which do you prefer?

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    So a gay professor isn't allowed to sandwich his genius thoughts in between a serious of penis references?

    So which do you prefer?

    @kvoethe said:

    So which do you prefer?

    So a gay professor isn't allowed to sandwich is penis in between a series of genius references?

  • @kvoethe said:

    So which do you prefer?

    So a gay professor isn't allowed to sandwich is penis in between a series of genius references?

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    So a gay professor isn't allowed to sandwich is penis in between a series of genius references?

    That answers that question.

  • Here is a set of Trivia about Johnny Football....and about Jon Football, and John Football. All about football players named Johnny...and even a few about JP Manziel as well.

    1. Who is the QB name John(ny) with the most career passing yards?

    2. What QB named John(ny) is #17 all time in career TD passes with 244 career TDs?

    3. He is the only John(ny) in the Top 20 all time in career rushing yards. Name him.

    4. He is the only John(ny) in the Top 20 in career interceptions with 57. Name him.

    5. He is the John(ny) (not Art) who is #4 all time in career scoring. Name him.

    6. Name those QBs named John(ny) who are in the Pro Football HOF?

    7. Name those WRs named John(ny) who are in the PFHOF?

    8. Name those TEs named John(ny) who are in the PFHOF.

    9. Name any O Lineman named John...or a derivation thereof who are in the PFHOF.

    10. Name any Defensive Lineman named John...who is in the PFHOF.

    11. Name your John. Pretend you are a prostitute who has been placed under arrest, and now the Police are requiring you to "Name that John". So, name these Johns:

    A. Born in Minnesota, coached at Cal Poly, never had a losing season as a HC in the NFL. Won a Super Bowl. Name that John:

    B. Born in New Jersey, played at Delaware St., 2 time All Pro. Caught game winning TD in Super Bowl. Name that John:

    C. Born in Louisiana, never learned to read or write so well, sat beneath trees by railroad tracks, got his name in lights: Name that John:

    12. Name all those Head Coaches named John who have coached in a Super Bowl (win or lose):

    13. Lucky #13. These are all about JP Manziel:

    A. What is JFFs ethnic background....from his ancestors that originally came to America?

    B. Where did JFF originally commit to play football in college?

    C. Whose longstanding SEC total offense in a game record did JFF break?

    D. What person, now associated with JFF, did I have to fine on two occasions for speeding?

    E. i. What are JFF's hometown...a....where he was born and b. where he attended High School.

    ii. Who is the biggest employer in the town where he went to HS?

    14. Besides Johnny Manziel, name the 6 other Heisman Trophy winners whose names were John.

    15. A. Name all those QBs whose name was John who started a Super Bowl

    B. Name all those QBs whose name was Joe who started a Super Bowl

    C. Name all those QBs whose name was Jim who started a Super Bowl

    D. Name all those QBs who name was Jeff who started a Super Bowl

    E. Name any other QB whose name began with a J that started a Super Bowl.

    @the-gipper said:

    Here is a set of Trivia about Johnny Football....and about Jon Football, and John Football. All about football players named Johnny...and even a few about JP Manziel as well.

    Final Answers:

    1. Who is the QB name John(ny) with the most career passing yards?

    John Elway with over 50,000 yards

    2. What QB named John(ny) is #17 all time in career TD passes with 244 career TDs?

    John Hadl

    3. He is the only John(ny) in the Top 20 all time in career rushing yards. Name him.

    John Riggins. Though two other RBs are in the HOF: John Henry Johnson and Johnny "Blood" McNally

    4. He is the only John(ny) in the Top 20 in career interceptions with 57. Name him.

    Johnny Robinson LB for the Packers, a recent HOF inductee

    5. He is the John(ny) (not Art) who is #4 all time in career scoring. Name him.

    John Carney

    6. Name those QBs named John(ny) who are in the Pro Football HOF?

    Only Elway and Unitas of more modern days, but also John (Paddy) Driscoll who was a sorta QB/HB back in the 20s/30 could have counted also

    7. Name those WRs named John(ny) who are in the PFHOF?

    John Stallworth is the only one.

    8. Name those TEs named John(ny) who are in the PFHOF.

    John Mackey is the only one.

    9. Name any O Lineman named John...or a derivation thereof who are in the PFHOF.

    John Hanna and Jonathan Ogden

    10. Name any Defensive Lineman named John...who is in the PFHOF.

    John Randle is the only John

    11. Name your John. Pretend you are a prostitute who has been placed under arrest, and now the Police are requiring you to "Name that John". So, name these Johns:

    A. Born in Minnesota, coached at Cal Poly, never had a losing season as a HC in the NFL. Won a Super Bowl. Name that John:

    John Madden

    B. Born in New Jersey, played at Delaware St., 2 time All Pro. Caught game winning TD in Super Bowl. Name that John:

    John Taylor

    C. Born in Louisiana, never learned to read or write so well, sat beneath trees by railroad tracks, got his name in lights: Name that John:

    Johnny B. Goode.

    12. Name all those Head Coaches named John who have coached in a Super Bowl (win or lose):

    John Madden, John Harbaugh, John Rauch, Jon Gruden, John Fox

    13. Lucky #13. These are all about JP Manziel:

    A. What is JFFs ethnic background....from his ancestors that originally came to America? Lebanese

    B. Where did JFF originally commit to play football in college? Oregon

    C. Whose longstanding SEC total offense in a game record did JFF break? Archie Manning

    D. What person, now associated with JFF, did I have to fine on two occasions for speeding? Maverick Carter, one of JFFs agents.

    E. i. What are JFF's hometown...a....where he was born and b. where he attended High School.

    Tyler Texas and Kerrville Texas

    ii. Who is the biggest employer in the town where he went to HS?

    The YO Ranch. My brother used to work for them. Before JFF ever got to Kerrville.

    14. Besides Johnny Manziel, name the 6 other Heisman Trophy winners whose names were John.

    John David Crow from Texas A&M, John Cappaletti from Penn St., Johnny Rodgers from Nebraska, and John Huarte, John Lattner, and Johnny Lujack all from Notre Dame.

    15. A. Name all those QBs whose name was John who started a Super Bowl

    Same as those who are in the HOF: Unitas and Elway

    B. Name all those QBs whose name was Joe who started a Super Bowl

    Namath, Kapp, Montana, Theismann, Flacco

    C. Name all those QBs whose name was Jim who started a Super Bowl

    Plunkett, McMahon, Kelly

    D. Name all those QBs who name was Jeff who started a Super Bowl

    Hostetler

    E. Name any other QB whose name began with a J that started a Super Bowl.

    Jake Delhomme

  • YO Ranch