Jonathan Paul Manziel
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So gay people aren't intelligent?
Not when every other word is a dick reference.
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So gay people aren't intelligent?
Not when every other word is a dick reference.
Not when every other word is a dick reference.
So a gay professor isn't allowed to sandwich his genius thoughts in between a series of penis references?
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So a gay professor isn't allowed to sandwich his genius thoughts in between a serious of penis references?
So which do you prefer?
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So a gay professor isn't allowed to sandwich his genius thoughts in between a serious of penis references?
So which do you prefer?
So which do you prefer?
So a gay professor isn't allowed to sandwich is penis in between a series of genius references?
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So a gay professor isn't allowed to sandwich is penis in between a series of genius references?
That answers that question.
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Here is a set of Trivia about Johnny Football....and about Jon Football, and John Football. All about football players named Johnny...and even a few about JP Manziel as well.
1. Who is the QB name John(ny) with the most career passing yards?
2. What QB named John(ny) is #17 all time in career TD passes with 244 career TDs?
3. He is the only John(ny) in the Top 20 all time in career rushing yards. Name him.
4. He is the only John(ny) in the Top 20 in career interceptions with 57. Name him.
5. He is the John(ny) (not Art) who is #4 all time in career scoring. Name him.
6. Name those QBs named John(ny) who are in the Pro Football HOF?
7. Name those WRs named John(ny) who are in the PFHOF?
8. Name those TEs named John(ny) who are in the PFHOF.
9. Name any O Lineman named John...or a derivation thereof who are in the PFHOF.
10. Name any Defensive Lineman named John...who is in the PFHOF.
11. Name your John. Pretend you are a prostitute who has been placed under arrest, and now the Police are requiring you to "Name that John". So, name these Johns:
A. Born in Minnesota, coached at Cal Poly, never had a losing season as a HC in the NFL. Won a Super Bowl. Name that John:
B. Born in New Jersey, played at Delaware St., 2 time All Pro. Caught game winning TD in Super Bowl. Name that John:
C. Born in Louisiana, never learned to read or write so well, sat beneath trees by railroad tracks, got his name in lights: Name that John:
12. Name all those Head Coaches named John who have coached in a Super Bowl (win or lose):
13. Lucky #13. These are all about JP Manziel:
A. What is JFFs ethnic background....from his ancestors that originally came to America?
B. Where did JFF originally commit to play football in college?
C. Whose longstanding SEC total offense in a game record did JFF break?
D. What person, now associated with JFF, did I have to fine on two occasions for speeding?
E. i. What are JFF's hometown...a....where he was born and b. where he attended High School.
ii. Who is the biggest employer in the town where he went to HS?
14. Besides Johnny Manziel, name the 6 other Heisman Trophy winners whose names were John.
15. A. Name all those QBs whose name was John who started a Super Bowl
B. Name all those QBs whose name was Joe who started a Super Bowl
C. Name all those QBs whose name was Jim who started a Super Bowl
D. Name all those QBs who name was Jeff who started a Super Bowl
E. Name any other QB whose name began with a J that started a Super Bowl.
Here is a set of Trivia about Johnny Football....and about Jon Football, and John Football. All about football players named Johnny...and even a few about JP Manziel as well.
Final Answers:
1. Who is the QB name John(ny) with the most career passing yards?
John Elway with over 50,000 yards
2. What QB named John(ny) is #17 all time in career TD passes with 244 career TDs?
John Hadl
3. He is the only John(ny) in the Top 20 all time in career rushing yards. Name him.
John Riggins. Though two other RBs are in the HOF: John Henry Johnson and Johnny "Blood" McNally
4. He is the only John(ny) in the Top 20 in career interceptions with 57. Name him.
Johnny Robinson LB for the Packers, a recent HOF inductee
5. He is the John(ny) (not Art) who is #4 all time in career scoring. Name him.
John Carney
6. Name those QBs named John(ny) who are in the Pro Football HOF?
Only Elway and Unitas of more modern days, but also John (Paddy) Driscoll who was a sorta QB/HB back in the 20s/30 could have counted also
7. Name those WRs named John(ny) who are in the PFHOF?
John Stallworth is the only one.
8. Name those TEs named John(ny) who are in the PFHOF.
John Mackey is the only one.
9. Name any O Lineman named John...or a derivation thereof who are in the PFHOF.
John Hanna and Jonathan Ogden
10. Name any Defensive Lineman named John...who is in the PFHOF.
John Randle is the only John
11. Name your John. Pretend you are a prostitute who has been placed under arrest, and now the Police are requiring you to "Name that John". So, name these Johns:
A. Born in Minnesota, coached at Cal Poly, never had a losing season as a HC in the NFL. Won a Super Bowl. Name that John:
John Madden
B. Born in New Jersey, played at Delaware St., 2 time All Pro. Caught game winning TD in Super Bowl. Name that John:
John Taylor
C. Born in Louisiana, never learned to read or write so well, sat beneath trees by railroad tracks, got his name in lights: Name that John:
Johnny B. Goode.
12. Name all those Head Coaches named John who have coached in a Super Bowl (win or lose):
John Madden, John Harbaugh, John Rauch, Jon Gruden, John Fox
13. Lucky #13. These are all about JP Manziel:
A. What is JFFs ethnic background....from his ancestors that originally came to America? Lebanese
B. Where did JFF originally commit to play football in college? Oregon
C. Whose longstanding SEC total offense in a game record did JFF break? Archie Manning
D. What person, now associated with JFF, did I have to fine on two occasions for speeding? Maverick Carter, one of JFFs agents.
E. i. What are JFF's hometown...a....where he was born and b. where he attended High School.
Tyler Texas and Kerrville Texas
ii. Who is the biggest employer in the town where he went to HS?
The YO Ranch. My brother used to work for them. Before JFF ever got to Kerrville.
14. Besides Johnny Manziel, name the 6 other Heisman Trophy winners whose names were John.
John David Crow from Texas A&M, John Cappaletti from Penn St., Johnny Rodgers from Nebraska, and John Huarte, John Lattner, and Johnny Lujack all from Notre Dame.
15. A. Name all those QBs whose name was John who started a Super Bowl
Same as those who are in the HOF: Unitas and Elway
B. Name all those QBs whose name was Joe who started a Super Bowl
Namath, Kapp, Montana, Theismann, Flacco
C. Name all those QBs whose name was Jim who started a Super Bowl
Plunkett, McMahon, Kelly
D. Name all those QBs who name was Jeff who started a Super Bowl
Hostetler
E. Name any other QB whose name began with a J that started a Super Bowl.
Jake Delhomme
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YO Ranch
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For those commenting about how Weedon was all-pro in training camp...
...historically the bigger the pressure the more JFF has shined.
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So a gay professor isn't allowed to sandwich is penis in between a series of genius references?
That answers that question.
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YO Ranch?? Not wanting to argue with your answer because it definitely ties into Ohio residents stereotypes of Texas. It is, however, not listed in either Wikipedia or Kerrville city internet listings. For your further information, Kerrville is the home of the HEB grocery chain (which is probably the leading chain in TX) and Thomas Avery Jewelry (which has stores in many states selling original design silver jewelry) as well as a 127 bed medical center (Peterson Regional).
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There's a part in this article where it talks about Shannahan molding his offense around RG3 and how it worked really well until he got hurt. I'd like to think he learned from that and is now trying to build a stable of QBs with similar characteristics so that if one goes down they don't have to throw out the playbook.
Is it way off base to say that in some respects Hoyer is the QB Shannahan would like Manziel to be? Except better, of course. Read first, run second. Hoyer's not afraid to scramble (as we saw when he got injured) but it seems he'll always first try to find the open guy first.
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TRANSLATION: "Nice kid, nothing personal, fun to watch in college, really good college player, not an NFL starting QB."
TRANSLATION: "Nice kid, nothing personal, fun to watch in college, really good college player, not an NFL starting QB."
Even I do not see your summary falling out of that article.
@everlastingxxx said:
Yea, this is a really good article on him.
Texas Monthly is a damn good mag...
I see completely different situations in a college red-shirt, who has no hope of seeing the field on game day, and an NFL back-up, who has to prepare as if he is the starter so that he is ready at a moment's notice. Accordingly I would expect JM to react differently now than he did two years ago. If he does not, then he has even more growing up to do than I have thought he does.
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
TRANSLATION: "Nice kid, nothing personal, fun to watch in college, really good college player, not an NFL starting QB."
Even I do not see your summary falling out of that article.
@everlastingxxx said:
Yea, this is a really good article on him.
Texas Monthly is a damn good mag...
I see completely different situations in a college red-shirt, who has no hope of seeing the field on game day, and an NFL back-up, who has to prepare as if he is the starter so that he is ready at a moment's notice. Accordingly I would expect JM to react differently now than he did two years ago. If he does not, then he has even more growing up to do than I have thought he does.
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YO Ranch?? Not wanting to argue with your answer because it definitely ties into Ohio residents stereotypes of Texas. It is, however, not listed in either Wikipedia or Kerrville city internet listings. For your further information, Kerrville is the home of the HEB grocery chain (which is probably the leading chain in TX) and Thomas Avery Jewelry (which has stores in many states selling original design silver jewelry) as well as a 127 bed medical center (Peterson Regional).
YO Ranch?? Not wanting to argue with your answer because it definitely ties into Ohio residents stereotypes of Texas. It is, however, not listed in either Wikipedia or Kerrville city internet listings. For your further information, Kerrville is the home of the HEB grocery chain (which is probably the leading chain in TX) and Thomas Avery Jewelry (which has stores in many states selling original design silver jewelry) as well as a 127 bed medical center (Peterson Regional).
Well, to say that the YO ranch is in Kerrville may not be accurate. It may be more accurate to say that Kerrville is in the YO Ranch....at least originally. I believe the original YO ranch was over 100,000 acres large....probably the size of Delaware or something, I think it is still about 69K acres. It IS located just outside of Kerrville physically. The YO Lodge is in Kerrville.
Schreiner University in Kerrville is named after the founder of the YO ranch.
OK, so my statement that the YO ranch is the largest employer in Kerrville may be anecdotal and historical. That entity has dominated the town historically however....being as large as it is, having the University there named after its founder, having the largest hotel in town being named after it. etc.
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Final Answers:
4. He is the only John(ny) in the Top 20 in career interceptions with 57. Name him.
Johnny Robinson LB for the Packers, a recent HOF inductee
I remembered a Dave Robinson, a HOF LB with the Pack, but Johnny??? Also 57 INTs seems awfully high for a LB?
Checked and turns out Johnnie was a DB with the AFL Dallas Texans/ KC Chiefs. Dave had 27 INTs.
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/R/RobiJo00.htm
9. Name any O Lineman named John...or a derivation thereof who are in the PFHOF.
John Hanna and...
Pisses me off that I missed this one...
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
Ok, I'll agree with the historical, anecdotal part. I never lived in that area of Texas but I think Kerrville has changed a lot as has a lot of Texas. There still are quite a few very large ranches particularly in west Texas.
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TRANSLATION: "Nice kid, nothing personal, fun to watch in college, really good college player, not an NFL starting QB."
Even I do not see your summary falling out of that article.
@everlastingxxx said:
Yea, this is a really good article on him.
Texas Monthly is a damn good mag...
I see completely different situations in a college red-shirt, who has no hope of seeing the field on game day, and an NFL back-up, who has to prepare as if he is the starter so that he is ready at a moment's notice. Accordingly I would expect JM to react differently now than he did two years ago. If he does not, then he has even more growing up to do than I have thought he does.
I see completely different situations in a college red-shirt, who has no hope of seeing the field on game day, and an NFL back-up, who has to prepare as if he is the starter so that he is ready at a moment's notice. Accordingly I would expect JM to react differently now than he did two years ago. If he does not, then he has even more growing up to do than I have thought he does.
Yup- the NFL is a job. If JF football thinks he can beat out Hoyer, great- but he has to realize it's up to Pettine and Shanahan to decide when he's ready.
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YO Ranch?? Not wanting to argue with your answer because it definitely ties into Ohio residents stereotypes of Texas. It is, however, not listed in either Wikipedia or Kerrville city internet listings. For your further information, Kerrville is the home of the HEB grocery chain (which is probably the leading chain in TX) and Thomas Avery Jewelry (which has stores in many states selling original design silver jewelry) as well as a 127 bed medical center (Peterson Regional).
Well, to say that the YO ranch is in Kerrville may not be accurate. It may be more accurate to say that Kerrville is in the YO Ranch....at least originally. I believe the original YO ranch was over 100,000 acres large....probably the size of Delaware or something, I think it is still about 69K acres. It IS located just outside of Kerrville physically. The YO Lodge is in Kerrville.
Schreiner University in Kerrville is named after the founder of the YO ranch.
OK, so my statement that the YO ranch is the largest employer in Kerrville may be anecdotal and historical. That entity has dominated the town historically however....being as large as it is, having the University there named after its founder, having the largest hotel in town being named after it. etc.
Well, to say that the YO ranch is in Kerrville may not be accurate. It may be more accurate to say that Kerrville is in the YO Ranch....at least originally. I believe the original YO ranch was over 100,000 acres large....probably the size of Delaware or something, I think it is still about 69K acres. It IS located just outside of Kerrville physically. The YO Lodge is in Kerrville.
Schreiner University in Kerrville is named after the founder of the YO ranch.
OK, so my statement that the YO ranch is the largest employer in Kerrville may be anecdotal and historical. That entity has dominated the town historically however....being as large as it is, having the University there named after its founder, having the largest hotel in town being named after it. etc.
Things in Texas are larger! Texas A&M University campus encompasses 5,550 acres.
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I've lived away from Texas for 14 years now, but still subscribe to Texas Monthly.
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