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  • @mike-h said:

    And you're an F list human being. Who cares about your opinion?

    Slit across not up and down.

    That's a bit harsh isn't it?

    Sorry for fucking your girlfriend.

    @masterdog said:

    Sorry for fucking your girlfriend.

    What a class act you are. Thank you for proving my point Mr. Judge others on morality.

    You were just judging Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche for this and now you're the one who looks like an absolute scum bag.

    Credibility shot, sorry life didn't work out and your jealous and obsessed with the lifestyle of a 21 year old.

    Manziel can do what he wants without approval of old men.

  • @masterdog said:

    Sorry for fucking your girlfriend.

    What a class act you are. Thank you for proving my point Mr. Judge others on morality.

    You were just judging Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche for this and now you're the one who looks like an absolute scum bag.

    Credibility shot, sorry life didn't work out and your jealous and obsessed with the lifestyle of a 21 year old.

    Manziel can do what he wants without approval of old men.

    @walterwhite said:

    What a class act you are. Thank you for proving my point Mr. Judge others on morality.

    You were just judging Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche for this and now you're the one who looks like an absolute scum bag.

    Credibility shot, sorry life didn't work out and your jealous and obsessed with the lifestyle of a 21 year old.

    Manziel can do what he wants without approval of old men.

    LOL..oh please. See Mike H's sig.

  • @masterdog said:

    Sorry for fucking your girlfriend.

    What a class act you are. Thank you for proving my point Mr. Judge others on morality.

    You were just judging Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche for this and now you're the one who looks like an absolute scum bag.

    Credibility shot, sorry life didn't work out and your jealous and obsessed with the lifestyle of a 21 year old.

    Manziel can do what he wants without approval of old men.

    @walterwhite said:

    What a class act you are. Thank you for proving my point Mr. Judge others on morality.

    You were just judging Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche for this and now you're the one who looks like an absolute scum bag.

    Credibility shot, sorry life didn't work out and your jealous and obsessed with the lifestyle of a 21 year old.

    Manziel can do what he wants without approval of old men.

    Sure, Mr. Paul Manziel.

  • DUDE.

    I love Manziel and I don't even like some of the people he parties with.

    But I have a strict set of rules, I let other people live their life as they please without judgement.

    Unless you are causing harm to others (ex. Josh Gordon), then you are free to do as you please.

    It's not my business to blog about what a 21 year old does in his spare time and run to tabloid gossip.

    Now, if Manziel gets arrested or sucks on the field then this becomes a totally different issue.

    It's HIS life, not yours or anyone else's. So stop judging like you have it all figured out, you don't. No one does.

  • DUDE.

    I love Manziel and I don't even like some of the people he parties with.

    But I have a strict set of rules, I let other people live their life as they please without judgement.

    Unless you are causing harm to others (ex. Josh Gordon), then you are free to do as you please.

    It's not my business to blog about what a 21 year old does in his spare time and run to tabloid gossip.

    Now, if Manziel gets arrested or sucks on the field then this becomes a totally different issue.

    It's HIS life, not yours or anyone else's. So stop judging like you have it all figured out, you don't. No one does.

    @walterwhite said:

    Now, if Manziel gets arrested or sucks on the field then this becomes a totally different issue.

    Nice try..now if he does get arrested, i'm sure you'll sing a different tone.

    This is becoming another slow train wreck coming...

  • @walterwhite said:

    Now, if Manziel gets arrested or sucks on the field then this becomes a totally different issue.

    Nice try..now if he does get arrested, i'm sure you'll sing a different tone.

    This is becoming another slow train wreck coming...

    @masterdog said:

    This is becoming another slow train wreck...

    See Josh Gordan.

    What the hell are you even blabbering about?

    Johnny Manziel wasn't suspended in college for drugs 2-3 times then again in the NFL and pissing away a huge contract and screwing his team over.

    YOU SOUND LIKE SUCH A JUDGMENTAL d bag.

    Stop acting like you're perfect and have it all figured out. YOU DON'T. You're a blogger with an opinion.

    You remind of these church types that always judge others which is the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do.

    Besides, not to be a dick, but Manziel is more successful than you so aren't really in a position to judge him.

  • @masterdog said:

    This is becoming another slow train wreck...

    See Josh Gordan.

    What the hell are you even blabbering about?

    Johnny Manziel wasn't suspended in college for drugs 2-3 times then again in the NFL and pissing away a huge contract and screwing his team over.

    YOU SOUND LIKE SUCH A JUDGMENTAL d bag.

    Stop acting like you're perfect and have it all figured out. YOU DON'T. You're a blogger with an opinion.

    You remind of these church types that always judge others which is the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do.

    Besides, not to be a dick, but Manziel is more successful than you so aren't really in a position to judge him.

    @walterwhite said:

    Besides, not to be a dick, but Manziel is more successful than you so aren't really in a position to judge him.

    Maybe you are a dick, but how do you know I'm not even more successful then he is? I know quite a number of people in my Church that will vouch for me.

    His own father spoke about Johnny's alcohol problems...so yes, it's there. Not as blatant as Gordon but it's there.

  • @walterwhite said:

    Besides, not to be a dick, but Manziel is more successful than you so aren't really in a position to judge him.

    Maybe you are a dick, but how do you know I'm not even more successful then he is? I know quite a number of people in my Church that will vouch for me.

    His own father spoke about Johnny's alcohol problems...so yes, it's there. Not as blatant as Gordon but it's there.

    @masterdog said:

    I know quite a number of people in my Church that will vouch for me.

    5 minutes ago you told Mike H "You wanted to fuck his girlfriend" and now you talk about what an upstanding citizen you are in your church?

    Are you fucking kidding me?

    You are the textbook definition of why I DESPISE religious people. Always judging others. Always telling the other guy what he's doing wrong.

    John 8:7 states, "May he who is without sin cast the first stone".

    How about instead of judging Manziel, Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche, Mayweather, etc you do what Christ would have done and PRAY for them.

    Aaaaah right, didn't think so. You're too busy judging others which is the exact opposite of what Jesus would of wanted.

  • @walterwhite said:

    I love how jealous and obsessive you are over him that you are required to post about him 24/7.

    Tyrese Gibson is awesome, Mayweather is the Champ, and Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche hates the paparrazzi, they are all loaded and have tons of fun.

    The envy with some of you is just disgusting, but please keep posting.

    dude, Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche is an arrogant little pussy. Never bring that name up on the Browns Board again....

    @stillmotion said:

    dude, Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche is an arrogant little pussy. Never bring that name up on the Browns Board again....

    ^This.

    Zombo

  • @masterdog said:

    Sorry for fucking your girlfriend.

    What a class act you are. Thank you for proving my point Mr. Judge others on morality.

    You were just judging Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche for this and now you're the one who looks like an absolute scum bag.

    Credibility shot, sorry life didn't work out and your jealous and obsessed with the lifestyle of a 21 year old.

    Manziel can do what he wants without approval of old men.

    @walterwhite said:

    What a class act you are. Thank you for proving my point Mr. Judge others on morality.

    You were just judging Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche for this and now you're the one who looks like an absolute scum bag.

    Credibility shot, sorry life didn't work out and your jealous and obsessed with the lifestyle of a 21 year old.

    Manziel can do what he wants without approval of old men.

    Haslam may take exception to that.

  • @stillmotion said:

    dude, Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche is an arrogant little pussy. Never bring that name up on the Browns Board again....

    ^This.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    ^This.

    Zombo

    Z had to lock the thread, because as usual, it's turning into a food fight .I concur.

  • There's another open Manziel thread. The pissing contests are getting old. We know who likes him, and who doesn't. Who is not bothered by his partying and who doesn't. Just try to not be complete douchebags to each other before training camps starts.

    Z

  • Haha! ^That shit is funny though. The Haters just got more ammo to hate with, it's good fun though and at least it's something to talk about as the DawgDays of Summer grind through their steamy gears.

    Soon enough, the leaves will prepare themselves to blanket the earth and the Browns will rise... not as in years before, but this time as the 16th year incarnation, eyes afire and fangs exposed, ready to sever the brainstems of the AFCN... the resurgence has begun, embrace it and brace yourselves for the rise of The Cleveland Browns.

    *Warning* It will be SUDDEN and VIOLENT! *Warning*

  • Haha! ^That shit is funny though. The Haters just got more ammo to hate with, it's good fun though and at least it's something to talk about as the DawgDays of Summer grind through their steamy gears.

    Soon enough, the leaves will prepare themselves to blanket the earth and the Browns will rise... not as in years before, but this time as the 16th year incarnation, eyes afire and fangs exposed, ready to sever the brainstems of the AFCN... the resurgence has begun, embrace it and brace yourselves for the rise of The Cleveland Browns.

    *Warning* It will be SUDDEN and VIOLENT! *Warning*

    @poeticg said:

    Haha! ^That shit is funny though. The Haters just got more ammo to hate with, it's good fun though and at least it's something to talk about as the DawgDays of Summer grind through their steamy gears.

    Soon enough, the leaves will prepare themselves to blanket the earth and the Browns will rise... not as in years before, but this time as the 16th year incarnation, eyes afire and fangs exposed, ready to sever the brainstems of the AFCN... the resurgence has begun, embrace it and brace yourselves for the rise of The Cleveland Browns.

    *Warning* It will be SUDDEN and VIOLENT! *Warning*

    With all due respect. As one of the other posters put quite eloquently- Manziel is giving the hatas all the ammo they need to shoot him squarely in his (apparently) arrogant ass. You can flip off the world- however, experience has taught me it's rather unwise to give the guys who sign your paychecks the finger. Hmmmm... ya think Nike just might tell him to tone it down too, for hanging out with a toxic Hollywood Bad Boy?

    FWIW, I f**king hate Collin Cowherd- and even he's turned into the tone it down club. Damn- I have no problems hanging with Mayweather- but Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche? (I see Zombo's auto correct has been put into action for he-who-must-not-be-named, LOL!!!) Give me a fucking break. after all the shit he's pulled Justin is damn lucky he hired the best lawyer he could find- and probably a soft judge- or else he's on a fast track Lindsey Lohan departure into oblivion.

    I said it before PG- JF's actions have given himself no margin for error. Succeed- you're a hero. Bust- he may as well dig himself a hole and live with the armadillos in West Texas.

    Here's a sampling of the NATIONAL commentary about JF's latest Hollywood escapade. about 80% negative. (sampling from the MSNBC article. )

    "If the Browns didn’t know this was going to happen then they are bigger idiots than people already think they are."

    "This explains why the Browns are trying to work out an extension with Hoyer."

    "All this partying and boozing around. To me, it looks like football is the last thing on his mind. If nothing else, it’s a very bad image when you’re fighting to win the QB job. To me, it reeks of entitlement. The Browns would be crazy to give him the starting job at this point. Sit him on the bench for a season and then we’ll see if he goes out partying with the Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche."

    "It is now official. The Browns have replaced the Jets as the NFL Circus franchise. Sorry Rex, this kid patented stupid, and he’s going to hold the title for the two years he’s in the league before he flames out. Again, that scouting report about his lack of work ethic and focus seems amazingly prescient."

    As Z said when we closed the other thread- at this point. we're not going to change anyone's opinions about Manziel- pro or con. But the Party Hearty guys have to realize they're currently losing in the court of public opinion- by a large margin.

  • i thought usher would have put out a hit on the candian queef by now with all the racist material they drudged up showing him singing nword tunes.

    fuck him and anyone that likes him.

  • Well, until they put the pads on and actually begin to play football, this will be my last word on the budding JM fiasco.

    Until training camp, I will let the dead horse lay (lie?)

    As I've already stated, JM has painted the target on his own back and is now giving the "judgmental losers"--damn those

    meanies!!!---all the ammunition they need. Here's the thing--Browns fans were more than willing to give JM the benefit

    of the doubt and wait and see what he showed on the football field. He said all the right things, etc. But he then went

    directly to the behavior that his detractors have been using against him for the last 2 years. He--and he alone--has pissed

    on all the goodwill he had as our potential answer to our QB problem. The obscenely rich person who signs his paycheck

    suggested he calm the fuck down and JM essentially said "I guess I just don't give a fuck about all this nonsense". Fine.

    But now, when he finally hits the field for real (not in shorts and tshirt, not training camp, not preseason, but the fucking NFL)

    he'll be on a much shorter leash with Browns fans. Whereas the normal reaction after a bad game or two would normally

    bring a reaction of, "Well, he's a rookie, whaddya expect?", now it's going to be "Whaddya expect, he spends his spare time

    hanging out with Justin Beiber instead of climbing in the playbook." Of course it isn't fair. But what you fanboys who are lined up

    to gently caress JM's nut sack don't understand is that PERCEPTION IS REALITY.

    So now when Johnny finally hits the field he'll be in the very tough position of having to immediately light it up in order to justify

    the circus he has wrought. And the fanboys will wail and gnash their teeth and bitch about the haters and how unfair they're being

    and they'll be right. But they don't--or are unable to--understand that even though he's only 21 he's no longer in college. The

    NFL doesn't give a fuck how old or how popular you are. Play great and you're gold. Play like shit and you'll hear it from the stands.

    Terry Bradshaw won 4 Super Bowls and was booed off the field in one of his last appearances in Pittsburgh.

    JM is single-handedly making his professional life a lot tougher than it needs to be. And it didn't have to be this way.

    It's time to grow up and act like a man. I know you're 21. Just a kid. And I don't give a fuck. You signed the contract for 8 mil.

    More money than I'll see in my lifetime. Win the Super Bowl and you can blow Justin Beiber on TV and I won't care. Until then,

    you're just an immature kid acting like a douche.

  • Is it true that JM was in Hollywood to audition for a Dirty Dozen remake?

    @cambridgeho said:

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/01/manziel-tones-it-down-by-hanging-out-with-justin-Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche/

    My theory is that pic shows the three looking at JM's i-PlayBook and the camera just went off...

    @poeticg said:

    ... as the DawgDays of Summer grind through their steamy gears.

    Soon enough, the leaves will prepare themselves to blanket the earth and the Browns will rise... eyes afire and fangs exposed...

    Actual bits of poetry there...

    @hoorta said:

    Bust- he may as well dig himself a hole and live with the armadillos in West Texas.

    Armadillos are pretty much in all of Tejas...

    @everlastingxxx said:

    blah blah... blah blah blah... blah blah...

  • We have a bunch of angry 9-5er's in here mad Manziel will never work a day in his life while partying with celebs and beautiful women and they want him to behave in a way they approve of. Too bad. Johnny does what he wants and won't change for anyone.

    If he wins on the field, you will all love him regardless.

  • We have a bunch of angry 9-5er's in here mad Manziel will never work a day in his life while partying with celebs and beautiful women and they want him to behave in a way they approve of. Too bad. Johnny does what he wants and won't change for anyone.

    If he wins on the field, you will all love him regardless.

    @walterwhite said:

    We have a bunch of angry 9-5er's in here mad Manziel will never work a day in his life while partying with celebs and beautiful women and they want him to behave in a way they approve of. Too bad. Johnny does what he wants and won't change for anyone.

    If he wins on the field, you will all love him regardless.

    Hey, something we agree on! If he wins, we'll love him.

    As for the other part, well, is this now your ringtone, alarm clock and doorbell?