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  • Johnny-Manziel-at-Dallas-Elite-11-04.07-

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    Leader. Winner. Inspiration. Role Model. Wealthy. Stud. Face of the Browns. Total Badass.

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    Man lover. Loser. Creepy. Easily Influenced. Follower. Boy. Face of how not to act. Total Wuss.

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    Man lover. Loser. Creepy. Easily Influenced. Follower. Boy. Face of how not to act. Total Wuss.

    @d-bone said:

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    Man lover. Loser. Creepy. Easily Influenced. Follower. Boy. Face of how not to act. Total Wuss.

    ^ Obsessed with Manziel so chimes in on him 24/7

    Go Browns

  • Johnny-Manziel-at-Dallas-Elite-11-04.07-

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    Leader. Winner. Inspiration. Role Model. Wealthy. Stud. Face of the Browns. Total Badass.

    @walterwhite said:

    Johnny-Manziel-at-Dallas-Elite-11-04.07-

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    Leader. Winner. Inspiration. Role Model. Wealthy. Stud. Face of the Browns. Total Badass.

    where is this, the st. ignatius summer tennis camp? yeah go tell these young men how to live your life after just wiping your ass from the moet/peanut cocktail you had on the plane flying in after blowing Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche.

    the one kid on the far right is just saying to himself..."shut the fuck up you dick!" "my dad pays 4k for this shit?"

  • @walterwhite said:

    Johnny-Manziel-at-Dallas-Elite-11-04.07-

    ^

    Leader. Winner. Inspiration. Role Model. Wealthy. Stud. Face of the Browns. Total Badass.

    where is this, the st. ignatius summer tennis camp? yeah go tell these young men how to live your life after just wiping your ass from the moet/peanut cocktail you had on the plane flying in after blowing Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche.

    the one kid on the far right is just saying to himself..."shut the fuck up you dick!" "my dad pays 4k for this shit?"

    @miktoxic said:

    where is this, the st. ignatius summer tennis camp? yeah go tell these young men how to live your life after just wiping your ass from the moet/peanut cocktail you had on the plane flying in after blowing Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche.

    the one kid on the far right is just saying to himself..."shut the fuck up you dick!" "my dad pays 4k for this shit?"

    Pussy douche?

    C'mon now, I expect better than that. You're getting lazy, if you're gonna rant, fucking rant. Don't pussyfoot around.

  • @miktoxic said:

    where is this, the st. ignatius summer tennis camp? yeah go tell these young men how to live your life after just wiping your ass from the moet/peanut cocktail you had on the plane flying in after blowing Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche.

    the one kid on the far right is just saying to himself..."shut the fuck up you dick!" "my dad pays 4k for this shit?"

    Pussy douche?

    C'mon now, I expect better than that. You're getting lazy, if you're gonna rant, fucking rant. Don't pussyfoot around.

    @taco918 said:

    Pussy douche?

    C'mon now, I expect better than that. You're getting lazy, if you're gonna rant, fucking rant. Don't pussyfoot around.

    I think Zombo set up an auto correct changing "Ju$tin Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche" to something more colourful...Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche

  • @walterwhite said:

    We have a bunch of angry 9-5er's in here mad Manziel will never work a day in his life while partying with celebs and beautiful women and they want him to behave in a way they approve of. Too bad. Johnny does what he wants and won't change for anyone.

    If he wins on the field, you will all love him regardless.

    Um, the NFL is a job- they even have a player's union, right? Guys like Jerry Rice took that to mean 24\7, and it happens to be the most competitive "job" in the world. Walter, when are you going to figure out a bunch of us truly don't give a rat's ass how much money Manziel has, and how many hot chicks he screws? Apparently YOU do, since that's been your lame Mantra ever since you arrived on this board. I think you're the one who's jealous- that you'll never have as much money and hot babes as JF. If that's your criterion for success it's sad. FWIW there's tons of people out there who have zero athletic talent, have never worked a day in their lives at a meaningful job- and can shit more money than Manziel will ever have. Coach Pettine said it best- does he want to be a football player, or a celebrity? TMZ is doing their best to make JF look like crap, and he's obliging them in spades.

    BTW, me and my pals could throw a booze party- minus the Hollywood Bimbos that Manziel favors- that I doubt he could replicate. Nope, not mad or angry- sad the guy has to act that way. I don't ever have to "love" him either- should he manage to win, I'll respect his football talents- no more, unless he happens to grow the fuck up.

    @walterwhite said:

    1. yes it is, winners can do what they want. I'd rather have a winning QB that is hated than a lovable loser.

    2. I'll send a priest over to your congregation to exercise Johnny of his demons right way. Once again, you're judging others.

    LOL, you happen to be judging Manziel's actions are pretty cool. 80% of the National court of public opinion HAS already "judged" JF- FYI, and his behavior has been found lacking. It's not about right and wrong- it's about getting in the best possible shape for the season. Hate to break the news to you- but you are definitely not at your best the day after you get drunk off your ass.

    @hoorta said:

    Apparently YOU do, since that's been your lame Mantra ever since you arrived on this board. I think you're the one who's jealous...

    Thought crossed my mind as well.

    @walterwhite said:

    ^ Obsessed with Manziel so chimes in on him 24/7

    Have you made a non-JM post?

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    Man lover. Loser. Creepy. Easily Influenced. Follower. Boy. Face of how not to act. Total Wuss.

    @d-bone said:

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    Man lover. Loser. Creepy. Easily Influenced. Follower. Boy. Face of how not to act. Total Wuss.

    ^^This.

    @walterwhite said:

    ^ Obsessed with Manziel so chimes in on him 24/7

    Go Browns

    No one on this board is more obsessed with JF than you Walter. You're his #1 groupie. Furthermore, you can't stand it when someone else has as much as a negative comment about him. Ya just keep fanning the flames. In fact, I think you've taken over the top spot in player obsession- topping PG's with McCoy and Richardson, and Lumbergh's love of Derek Anderson.

  • @miktoxic said:

    where is this, the st. ignatius summer tennis camp? yeah go tell these young men how to live your life after just wiping your ass from the moet/peanut cocktail you had on the plane flying in after blowing Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche.

    the one kid on the far right is just saying to himself..."shut the fuck up you dick!" "my dad pays 4k for this shit?"

    Pussy douche?

    C'mon now, I expect better than that. You're getting lazy, if you're gonna rant, fucking rant. Don't pussyfoot around.

    @taco918 said:

    Pussy douche?

    Z set up auto correct so when you type in Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche it auto changes it to Tiny Canadien Pussy Douche..

  • 22 days till camp starts.

  • can't get it here fast enough.......

  • TC -20...

  • Football season goes fast. Be here and gone before you know it.

  • JFF completes his first pass to his new go-to receiver (watch the whole video-he actually throws it through the car window).

    http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/06/johnny_manziel_shoots_nissan_c.html

  • JFF completes his first pass to his new go-to receiver (watch the whole video-he actually throws it through the car window).

    http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/06/johnny_manziel_shoots_nissan_c.html

    @texasag1969 said:

    JFF completes his first pass to his new go-to receiver (watch the whole video-he actually throws it through the car window).

    http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/06/johnny_manziel_shoots_nissan_c.html

    @texasag1969 said:

    JFF completes his first pass to his new go-to receiver (watch the whole video-he actually throws it through the car window).

    http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/06/johnny_manziel_shoots_nissan_c.html

    awesome from clay piogens to nissans

  • @texasag1969 said:

    JFF completes his first pass to his new go-to receiver (watch the whole video-he actually throws it through the car window).

    http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/06/johnny_manziel_shoots_nissan_c.html

    @texasag1969 said:

    JFF completes his first pass to his new go-to receiver (watch the whole video-he actually throws it through the car window).

    http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/06/johnny_manziel_shoots_nissan_c.html

    awesome from clay piogens to nissans

    @topdawg31 said:

    awesome from clay piogens to nissans

    Johnny Football from Texas selling out and promoting a Japanese car?

    It's all about the "money" folks!

  • @topdawg31 said:

    awesome from clay piogens to nissans

    Johnny Football from Texas selling out and promoting a Japanese car?

    It's all about the "money" folks!

    @masterdog said:

    Johnny Football from Texas selling out and promoting a Japanese car?

    It's all about the "money" folks!

    The most American thing you can do anymore is "sell out"

    Just ask Steve Jobs or Phil Knight.

    Anheuser-Busch? owned by the Belgians.

    Miller Coors? owned by Foreign venture group.

    I don't even know if the US even clothes it's own military, a lot of that shit is made in China.

    Your computer, your phone, your shoes, your cars, are all made by Asian Fingers because those folks work for next to nothing. Get used to it.

  • I'm just mess'n with you.

    I just thought he would be a perfect fit for GM.

  • if it was all "about money" I think he wouldnt have signed his rookie contract., even though theyre comitted to pay a starting bracket...He'll have to earn his payday the hard way.

  • if it was all "about money" I think he wouldnt have signed his rookie contract., even though theyre comitted to pay a starting bracket...He'll have to earn his payday the hard way.

    @nickers said:

    if it was all "about money" I think he wouldnt have signed his rookie contract., even though theyre comitted to pay a starting bracket...He'll have to earn his payday the hard way.

    He already signed his rookie contract and has a huge endorsement with Nike on top of his family money and advertisers. Manziel is set for life.