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  • Browns 149 must be hammered. He has repeated the same thing all over the board.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Browns 149 must be hammered. He has repeated the same thing all over the board.

    i am dr. remulak.....

    i am dr. remulak.......

    i am dr. remulak.........

  • @walterwhite said:

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    He's our QB and I'm so glad it he is.

    yep walter he is our QB. backup QB as of now.

    BTW, what are they doing in that pic, playing rock, paper, scissors?

    lol.

    @miktoxic said:

    yep walter he is our QB. backup QB as of now.

    BTW, what are they doing in that pic, playing rock, paper, scissors?

    lol.

    Remember the brothers doing the dap back in the day? They must be homies.

  • I see some of you are still riding the former Big 10 honorable mention (best accomplishment ever), & cut 2x's train.

    Cause that has a chance to lead to Super Bowls.

    It's amazing how much you can learn about someone by how they react to Manziel.

  • Manziel is:

    White

    Male

    Straight

    (was) born into wealth (from oil $)

    from Texas (or) from the South (depending on which one you hate more)

    A professional athlete (Heisman QB to boot)

    unapologetic

    masculine

    daring

    innovative

    wildly successful

    Friends with famous people

    OMG. Get a rope. How dare he not walk around ashamed all the time.

    He has not been caught breaking any laws or hurting anyone.

    People love to write about him because:

    a. it gets hits

    b. he's an easy target. there is no victim group to get his back. Its a layup.

    Old School Conservatives hate him because he doesn't walk their line, he likes to be flashy,(he even might act a little "black"). OOOONOOOOO

    liberals hate him because of pretty much everything he is. In fact, I can't think of one thing a liberal would like about him.

    Young people like him because he's Axel rose jumping off an aircraft carrier to swim with dolphins.

    This is what makes his nickname so perfect. Johnny Football. Johnny Cleveland. Johnny Heisman. Johnny America. Johnny Privilege. Johnny Douchbag.

    Johnny is whoever you think he is.

    because in this country we assume instead of being intellectually honest.

    it's easier, faster, and not threatening to our world view.

    but in the end, he's just a guy who plays football.

    relax, fuckers.

  • He better be as good as all you fuckwads proclaim he is, because if he is the next Colt McCoy or Brady Quinn, you male loving faggots are gonna look pretty stupid.......... Oh, wait. Too late.

    I think the rest of us Browns fans will wait and see with hopeful hearts. If in fact he is the next Joe Montana, then I will also have a poster of him in my garage.......... Although mine won't have dried (and probably slightly wet) jizm all over it like yours does.

  • Manziel is:

    White

    Male

    Straight

    (was) born into wealth (from oil $)

    from Texas (or) from the South (depending on which one you hate more)

    A professional athlete (Heisman QB to boot)

    unapologetic

    masculine

    daring

    innovative

    wildly successful

    Friends with famous people

    OMG. Get a rope. How dare he not walk around ashamed all the time.

    He has not been caught breaking any laws or hurting anyone.

    People love to write about him because:

    a. it gets hits

    b. he's an easy target. there is no victim group to get his back. Its a layup.

    Old School Conservatives hate him because he doesn't walk their line, he likes to be flashy,(he even might act a little "black"). OOOONOOOOO

    liberals hate him because of pretty much everything he is. In fact, I can't think of one thing a liberal would like about him.

    Young people like him because he's Axel rose jumping off an aircraft carrier to swim with dolphins.

    This is what makes his nickname so perfect. Johnny Football. Johnny Cleveland. Johnny Heisman. Johnny America. Johnny Privilege. Johnny Douchbag.

    Johnny is whoever you think he is.

    because in this country we assume instead of being intellectually honest.

    it's easier, faster, and not threatening to our world view.

    but in the end, he's just a guy who plays football.

    relax, fuckers.

    @txdawg said:

    Manziel is:

    White

    Male

    Straight

    (was) born into wealth (from oil $)

    from Texas (or) from the South (depending on which one you hate more)

    A professional athlete (Heisman QB to boot)

    unapologetic

    masculine

    daring

    innovative

    wildly successful

    Friends with famous people

    OMG. Get a rope. How dare he not walk around ashamed all the time.

    He has not been caught breaking any laws or hurting anyone.

    People love to write about him because:

    a. it gets hits

    b. he's an easy target. there is no victim group to get his back. Its a layup.

    Old School Conservatives hate him because he doesn't walk their line, he likes to be flashy,(he even might act a little "black"). OOOONOOOOO

    liberals hate him because of pretty much everything he is. In fact, I can't think of one thing a liberal would like about him.

    Young people like him because he's Axel rose jumping off an aircraft carrier to swim with dolphins.

    This is what makes his nickname so perfect. Johnny Football. Johnny Cleveland. Johnny Heisman. Johnny America. Johnny Privilege. Johnny Douchbag.

    Johnny is whoever you think he is.

    because in this country we assume instead of being intellectually honest.

    it's easier, faster, and not threatening to our world view.

    but in the end, he's just a guy who plays football.

    relax, fuckers.

    I guess America isn't ready for a white, male, heterosexual QB.

    From good families and shit.

    All four of our QBs are fucked.

    Z

    --conservatives and liberals both hate Johnny? He's just a QB, dude.

  • Manziel is:

    White

    Male

    Straight

    (was) born into wealth (from oil $)

    from Texas (or) from the South (depending on which one you hate more)

    A professional athlete (Heisman QB to boot)

    unapologetic

    masculine

    daring

    innovative

    wildly successful

    Friends with famous people

    OMG. Get a rope. How dare he not walk around ashamed all the time.

    He has not been caught breaking any laws or hurting anyone.

    People love to write about him because:

    a. it gets hits

    b. he's an easy target. there is no victim group to get his back. Its a layup.

    Old School Conservatives hate him because he doesn't walk their line, he likes to be flashy,(he even might act a little "black"). OOOONOOOOO

    liberals hate him because of pretty much everything he is. In fact, I can't think of one thing a liberal would like about him.

    Young people like him because he's Axel rose jumping off an aircraft carrier to swim with dolphins.

    This is what makes his nickname so perfect. Johnny Football. Johnny Cleveland. Johnny Heisman. Johnny America. Johnny Privilege. Johnny Douchbag.

    Johnny is whoever you think he is.

    because in this country we assume instead of being intellectually honest.

    it's easier, faster, and not threatening to our world view.

    but in the end, he's just a guy who plays football.

    relax, fuckers.

    @txdawg said:

    but in the end, he's just a guy who plays football.

    relax, fuckers.

    so was my favorite player ever, william green.

    wasn't scared of any pitt LB, in fact he went over to negroes before the game and busted them in their friggin chops.

    and who are we talking about again?

  • @txdawg said:

    but in the end, he's just a guy who plays football.

    relax, fuckers.

    so was my favorite player ever, william green.

    wasn't scared of any pitt LB, in fact he went over to negroes before the game and busted them in their friggin chops.

    and who are we talking about again?

    @miktoxic said:

    so was my favorite player ever, william green.

    wasn't scared of any pitt LB, in fact he went over to negroes before the game and busted them in their friggin chops.

    and who are we talking about again?

    Wiliam Green was a dope addict and a drunk...It's no surprise he fizzled quickly..

  • @everlastingxxx said:

    ...with hopeful hearts. Give me a fucking break. 😒

    That's right, you wouldn't know anything about it, because you are not a Browns fan. Those of us that are, get it.

  • @miktoxic said:

    so was my favorite player ever, william green.

    wasn't scared of any pitt LB, in fact he went over to negroes before the game and busted them in their friggin chops.

    and who are we talking about again?

    Wiliam Green was a dope addict and a drunk...It's no surprise he fizzled quickly..

    @nickers said:

    Wiliam Green was a dope addict and a drunk...It's no surprise he fizzled quickly..

    HA!

    so i guess greg lloyd was too? cuz that's who he used to not give a fuck about. meanwhile lloyd laid out half our WR corp.

  • @txdawg said:

    Manziel is:

    White

    Male

    Straight

    (was) born into wealth (from oil $)

    from Texas (or) from the South (depending on which one you hate more)

    A professional athlete (Heisman QB to boot)

    unapologetic

    masculine

    daring

    innovative

    wildly successful

    Friends with famous people

    OMG. Get a rope. How dare he not walk around ashamed all the time.

    He has not been caught breaking any laws or hurting anyone.

    People love to write about him because:

    a. it gets hits

    b. he's an easy target. there is no victim group to get his back. Its a layup.

    Old School Conservatives hate him because he doesn't walk their line, he likes to be flashy,(he even might act a little "black"). OOOONOOOOO

    liberals hate him because of pretty much everything he is. In fact, I can't think of one thing a liberal would like about him.

    Young people like him because he's Axel rose jumping off an aircraft carrier to swim with dolphins.

    This is what makes his nickname so perfect. Johnny Football. Johnny Cleveland. Johnny Heisman. Johnny America. Johnny Privilege. Johnny Douchbag.

    Johnny is whoever you think he is.

    because in this country we assume instead of being intellectually honest.

    it's easier, faster, and not threatening to our world view.

    but in the end, he's just a guy who plays football.

    relax, fuckers.

    I guess America isn't ready for a white, male, heterosexual QB.

    From good families and shit.

    All four of our QBs are fucked.

    Z

    --conservatives and liberals both hate Johnny? He's just a QB, dude.

    Zombo said:

    --conservatives and liberals both hate Johnny?

    That was "old school conservatives", Z. Appears to leave room for neo-Cons, Libertarians and Independents to be the "true" fans.

  • man i'm glad i don't talk politics.

    went to the board on here a couple of times and could literally see myself typing words of hate and downright nastiness to some people i respect when it comes to talkin browns.

    when it comes to politics and certain views that i hold close to the heart i could seriously see venomous rage and vile flowing off my fingertips.

    no thanks.

  • @masterdog said:

    That was BEFORE his cain to the brain picture.

    If i have to guess, Lebron probably told Johnny 'high' Football to never call him again.

    If I had to guess, you are a complete twat. Have you hot seen their text to eachother?

    The Manziel pic is buried and done with, no investiagation. No drug test. Nothing but people like you to fuel the fire.

    Get over it, we have the hottest rookie in the NFL and best player in the NBA with Lebron, plus Wiggins and Irving.

    @walterwhite said:

    If I had to guess, you are a complete twat. Have you not seen their text to each other?

    The Manziel pic is buried and done with, no investigation. No drug test. Nothing but people like you to fuel the fire.

    Get over it, we have the hottest rookie in the NFL and best player in the NBA with Lebron, plus Wiggins and Irving.

    Things are looking up sports-wise on the North Coast.

    You can take any picture with a grain of salt- or blow, depending on you preference. That picture of Johnny with the rolled up bill could be just as Photoshopped as the one with him and Le Bron doing the money sign. I think there was a photoshopped pic of him in a car with the Heisman & a blunt.

    Since him and LBJ are "business partners"- you can bet Le Bron isn't going to let JF's antics do anything that would hurt HIS brand. Want to know how to create a positive National image? There's your role model kiddo. I just hope it doesn't take Manziel 10 years to figure that out.

    http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2014/07/lebron_james_and_johnny_manzie.html#incart_big-photo

    "Very few guys break through the clutter to become mainstream marketing stars. Johnny's path to that success is not about hanging out with (Justin) Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche, but hanging out with the Browns and being successful." Ya listening to that Johnny (& Walter)?

  • i think he's pretty smart and already knows it.............he's just giving everyone the big FU right now.

  • It's premature.

    Until he performs and stay healthy, you can market the chit out of him and it's not going to matter.

  • man i'm glad i don't talk politics.

    went to the board on here a couple of times and could literally see myself typing words of hate and downright nastiness to some people i respect when it comes to talkin browns.

    when it comes to politics and certain views that i hold close to the heart i could seriously see venomous rage and vile flowing off my fingertips.

    no thanks.

    @miktoxic said:

    man i'm glad i don't talk politics.

    went to the board on here a couple of times and could literally see myself typing words of hate and downright nastiness to some people i respect when it comes to talkin browns.

    when it comes to politics and certain views that i hold close to the heart i could seriously see venomous rage and vile flowing off my fingertips.

    no thanks.

    If you want to talk politics with me, you need to provide a retainer. I did not earn political science and legal degrees to give it away for free. ❗

  • like i said, no thanks.

    besides talking to you makes me feel like i'm in court which always induces the vomit card.

    that and church.

    meanwhile i'm sure you're the best magistrate that money can buy.

    this of course is said with comic relief. i think anyone from ohio gets the benefit of the doubt as far as i'm concerned.

  • like i said, no thanks.

    besides talking to you makes me feel like i'm in court which always induces the vomit card.

    that and church.

    meanwhile i'm sure you're the best magistrate that money can buy.

    this of course is said with comic relief. i think anyone from ohio gets the benefit of the doubt as far as i'm concerned.

    @miktoxic said:

    like i said, no thanks.

    besides talking to you makes me feel like i'm in court which always induces the vomit card.

    that and church.

    meanwhile i'm sure you're the best magistrate that money can buy.

    this of course is said with comic relief. i think anyone from ohio gets the benefit of the doubt as far as i'm concerned.

    I could preach to you. I don't have a degree for that so I might be willing to do it for free. I mean, I would just wing it.

    Just tell me which religion you want to preach about.

  • don't believe in religin like i don't believe in politics.

    both are the begin all end all of our world.

  • don't believe in religin like i don't believe in politics.

    both are the begin all end all of our world.

    @miktoxic said:

    don't believe in religin like i don't believe in politics.

    both are the begin all end all of our world.

    Without politics, in the generic sense, then you would have anarchy, and you don't want that......but here you go, working on a retainer you haven't made yet. 😡