Browns Season Preview
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@douche-nozzle said:
If "ifs" and "buts" were candies and nuts, every day would be Christmas.......and your dreams would come true. Its obvious to everyone who reads your posts that you are quite enamored with yourself and your idiotic delusion.
This isn't an If or a but....the Browns have more better talent player for player than the other 4 teams in the division.
Yea, a big gap at QB...which, sure is the most important position.
And it is your idiotic delusion if you are not aware of that fact.
And as I have pointed out before.....there is one other big factor involved: the intangible factor. The Browns have not had that positive intangible, and it keeps them from winning despite their talent level. Part of it is bad coaching....or a bad culture (a product of Randy Lerner).
If you cannot see this, then you are an even bigger Douche Nozzle than the board admins think you are.
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@douche-nozzle said:
Care to put your money where your mouth is?
i got a six pack of your choice (gentleman's bet)...that the browns don't finish last in the division.
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@douche-nozzle said:
Nice bet....I accept!
you're on!
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@douche-nozzle said:
You poor dumb bastard! I think you actually believe yourself. We all know that the pundits and prognosticators are almost as full of shit as you are but they can't ALL be wrong in order for you to be right. I think the best power ranking for the Browns is 22nd and all of them have the Browns lower than the other three teams in the division. Maybe you could point out some facts that exist outside your head and outside of Cleveland to support your BS?
Did I stutter? The FACTS are that position for position the Browns have as much or more talent as any team in this division.
If you don't believe that, you a a fucking dumb dicklick.
The Browns #22 ranking ALL has to do with the two things I mentioned: Questionable QB play....and lack of a winning tradition.
One player at one position....an elite QB would change that power ranking probably to a Top Ten position
Example.....put BR or Flacco on this team or any elite QB....and they would be overwhelming favorites to win this division.
FACT JACK.
Now go fuck your fat wife....if you can even get it up.
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@douche-nozzle said:
Do you think the Browns will finish ahead of the Steelers?
It all depends on the QB play. Just like I said.
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don't get it twisted. the bet is the browns won't finish last so i'm counting on a team in our division (i don't care which one) to stink it up and for the browns to finally take that upswing that us fans have been waiting for AND a little bit of luck........
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Talk about creepy. That dude needs to be wrapped in velcro and get tossed.
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HA!!
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@douche-nozzle said:
I wasn't trying to twist the bet, I was trying to see if I could get another six pack out of you
let's see how it's going week 8 and we can adjust + side from there.
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@douche-nozzle said:
Ummmmm......not quite! It would take a LOT more than just QB play.
No, not really that is pretty much it at this point. You will have your opportunity to input.
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@douche-nozzle said:
And you will explain away the facts with Bull Shit. I'll bet you have a shrine to yourself in your home!
I did it on the other thread. And like I said, maybe out of 26 positions, the Steelers have the edge at only a few slots.
But that main one is that most important QB spot.
And hell, I was easy on you.....Z gave the Steelers less credit than even I did.
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@douche-nozzle said:
Care to put your money where your mouth is? Or will you do like your fearless leader, pusscakes, AKA Zombo, and renig on his bet about how the Browns and Steelers would would finish last year?
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Sorry to butt in but speaking of putting something where your mouth is...
WSS
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@douche-nozzle said:
Get someone with credibility to agree with you!
1. Pusscakes is probably even more delusional than you are!
2. I'm willing to bet if you ask 100 foxes who should guard the hen-house, the answer would be equally predictable.
You don't really want someone with credibility, you want someone to agree with your delusions.
Anyone credible would agree with me....and then you would say they weren't credible.
I suppose you think like Vagitron is credible.
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@douche-nozzle said:
Care to put your money where your mouth is? Or will you do like your fearless leader, pusscakes, AKA Zombo, and renig on his bet about how the Browns and Steelers would would finish last year?
I will. PM me. $100 bucks that we split or better with your shit football team. Its a great bet for you since you are so fucking dominant a force. I am a man of my word and will pay you via Paypal if I lose. I hope you are the same. Alternatively if you will be at the Oct game in Cleveland we can square up there at the end.
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@douche-nozzle said:
Someone not attached to Cleveland. Despite what some of you think, there is an opinion other the one in Cleveland and it is usually correct when it comes to the Browns......and yours is not!
As noted: Browns had 6 players voted to Pro Bowl...Steelers had 2, and one of those was a lifetime achievement award....more than any other team in the division. Like I said, overall the Browns have talent probably better than any other AFCN team....except in critical spots.
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@douche-nozzle said:
Care to put your money where your mouth is? Or will you do like your fearless leader, pusscakes, AKA Zombo, and renig on his bet about how the Browns and Steelers would would finish last year?
I will. PM me. $100 bucks that we split or better with your shit football team. Its a great bet for you since you are so fucking dominant a force. I am a man of my word and will pay you via Paypal if I lose. I hope you are the same. Alternatively if you will be at the Oct game in Cleveland we can square up there at the end.
Douche Nozzle, on 24 Jul 2014 - 7:13 PM, said:
@douche-nozzle said:
Douche Nozzle, on 23 Jul 2014 - 11:10 AM, said:
@douche-nozzle said:
Care to put your money where your mouth is? Or will you do like your fearless leader, pusscakes, AKA Zombo, and renig on his bet about how the Browns and Steelers would would finish last year?
I will. PM me. $100 bucks that we split or better with your shit football team. Its a great bet for you since you are so fucking dominant a force. I am a man of my word and will pay you via Paypal if I lose. I hope you are the same. Alternatively if you will be at the Oct game in Cleveland we can square up there at the end.
still waiting on that PM
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@douche-nozzle said:
Someone not attached to Cleveland. Despite what some of you think, there is an opinion other the one in Cleveland and it is usually correct when it comes to the Browns......and yours is not!
As noted: Browns had 6 players voted to Pro Bowl...Steelers had 2, and one of those was a lifetime achievement award....more than any other team in the division. Like I said, overall the Browns have talent probably better than any other AFCN team....except in critical spots.
As noted: Browns had 6 players voted to Pro Bowl...Steelers had 2, and one of those was a lifetime achievement award....more than any other team in the division. Like I said, overall the Browns have talent probably better than any other AFCN team....except in critical spots.
Gip, make that 5 now as Ward shuffled off to Denver. but the Nozzle is talking out his nozzle if he thinks the Browns haven't amassed some significant talent over the last couple years. Haden and Thomas are the best at their respective positions in the AFC North- and it's not even debatable. Gilbert plays up to his first round draft status and the Browns will have the best secondary in the division, hands down.
Preseason prognostication is pretty worthless anyway. No one had KC going 11-5 and the Texans 2-14. A raft of injuries can derail any teams Super Bowl dreams- just ask the Falcons.
Much is being made of the Squealers 6-2 run to end the season- but there's around one quality win there (Bengals). Beating the Browns twice (playing a third string qb) and an Aaron Rodgers-less Packers.
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