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  • A sad microcosm of a quickly growing segment of today's society.

    @d-bone said:

    A sad microcosm of a quickly growing segment of today's society.

    quote of the day.

    way to turn a piss story into something philosophical.

    well done sir.

  • Holy hell Batman! Chill toxic, sheesh- you act like I'm the one who pissed on the dude's grave. Christ... like I orchestrated it or something.

    I just said that I could see why the guy did it, he was a dick. I stated it was disrespectful.

    But I also see it like this; You want to try and do right by people during your life, so they don't want to piss on your grave after you die. There is somewhat of a stigma there that if you do fucked up shit, fucked up shit will follow you even after you pass away. I think that it's a good reminder to everyone. Somebody sometime HAS to have their grave pissed on or else there is nothing behind it. Mark my words, somewhere somebody is like, "Damn, that's fucked up, I should probably not be a douchebag or somebody might piss on my grave..."

    It will always be fucked up, no doubt. But, there is a lesson in this as well.

    Who the fuck is John Cena anyways? A wrestler or something. It's just a clip on youtube bro.

    @poeticg said:

    Chill toxic, sheesh- you act like I'm the one who pissed on the dude's grave. Christ...

    yeah. sorry went off on you like that.

    hey i can be the biggest asshole about certain things but then again certain things are sacred (well at least IMO). it's all fun and games until the tables are turned on you and you are the butt of the joke or a loved one is targeted. know what i mean? what was funny when said about someone else's dad becomes fighting words when said about yours.

    and let the dead rest. they deserve it.

    this holding grudges shit is just a waste of friggin time. the young guys on here are in a rush to proclaim that the older guys here think they know it all. no. we've just seen more of it, for a longer period of time. believe me when you hit 30 it's no big deal, just another day. 40? yeah still in good shape no probs. you hit 50 and you start thinking FOR REAL. everyday that goes by you can feel the time just slipping away faster and faster. when you're 18 a day lasts forever, 50 you turn your head and it's gone.

    life is too fuggin short. i'm going to start researching where i can find one of those redo buttons. wonder how much they cost?

  • One word:

    Inevitable.

    If they were going to bury Modell in the ground it was inevitable that someone would do this. The family knew or should have known this would happen. For anyone to think that this was not inevitable means they had blinders on.

    I they didn't want this to occur, then they should have cremated him and kept his ashes in the privacy of their own home.

    Classless? Sure, but is there anyone here that did not think about wanting to do this....at least in theory.

    So, like I said, inevitable.

  • A sad microcosm of a quickly growing segment of today's society.

    @d-bone said:

    A sad microcosm of a quickly growing segment of today's society.

    You think the carpet pissers did this?
  • That rug really tied the room together.

  • That rug really tied the room together.

    Classless, unimaginative act...

    "Jump, Art, Jump" on the other hand...

    @letsgojackets said:

    That rug really tied the room together.

    Dude.....

  • Looks like the Modell family wants to press charges against BrownsFan4Life.

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/24/modell-family-wants-to-press-charges-against-grave-urinator/

  • Looks like the Modell family wants to press charges against BrownsFan4Life.

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/24/modell-family-wants-to-press-charges-against-grave-urinator/

    @stewy said:

    Looks like the Modell family wants to press charges against BrownsFan4Life.

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/24/modell-family-wants-to-press-charges-against-grave-urinator/

    Again....David Modell: You were stupid if you think this wasn't inevitable.

    Why would you express outrage at the absolute certain:

    Like I said, you should have cremated him and kept his ashes private if you didn't want this to happen....and it was for certain going to happen.

    Or had him buried in a private, locked mausoleum. God knows you should have had enough money to afford that.

    Also, another thing.....if Art's grave has been out there in the public......you can better fucking ass believe that he wasn't the first guy...nor likely to be the last guy to have pissed on Daddy's grave. He was just the first one dumb enough to have taped it and put it on Youtube or whatever.

    Sure, express the outrage at what happened.....but the rest of us are not going to let you off so easy as to not point out that you were ignorant to not think it would happen, nor are we not going to point out the fact that your stupidity almost bordered on encouragement of this happening.

  • This fat, ugly, gross, disgusting, cowardly fucker with all of the premeditated stupid pissing equipment and the stupid premeditated dumbfuck speech who was dumb enough to film himself desecrating a grave is a horrible, horrible, horrible representation of a Browns fan and deserves the shitstorm that is about to hit him from every legal angle.

    Fuck Modell.

    But this guy is beyond embarrassing.

    Zombo

  • Sorry Gipper, I think a football is a game. Desecrating a grave is wrong.

  • This asshole is just going to bring more negativity to the Brown's fan base from the media.

    He'll, he's not even original. This Baltimoron took a piss & shit on Irsay's grave back in 2010.

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  • who let all the women in here?

    and who gives a damn about a corpse? let alone Modell's. bring it here i'll piss on it rt now.

    i still hate that dude...wish he woulda jumped.10592_1modell4.jpg

  • This asshole is just going to bring more negativity to the Brown's fan base from the media.

    He'll, he's not even original. This Baltimoron took a piss & shit on Irsay's grave back in 2010.

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    @canton-dawg said:

    This asshole is just going to bring more negativity to the Brown's fan base from the media.

    He'll, he's not even original. This Baltimoron took a piss & shit on Irsay's grave back in 2010.

    you woulda thought that with all the beers in his tank the guy coulda power-washed the horse shoe off irsay's tombstone.

    dude is weak in more ways than one.

    can't even win a pissing contest.....with himself.

  • @stewy said:

    Looks like the Modell family wants to press charges against BrownsFan4Life.

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/24/modell-family-wants-to-press-charges-against-grave-urinator/

    Again....David Modell: You were stupid if you think this wasn't inevitable.

    Why would you express outrage at the absolute certain:

    Like I said, you should have cremated him and kept his ashes private if you didn't want this to happen....and it was for certain going to happen.

    Or had him buried in a private, locked mausoleum. God knows you should have had enough money to afford that.

    Also, another thing.....if Art's grave has been out there in the public......you can better fucking ass believe that he wasn't the first guy...nor likely to be the last guy to have pissed on Daddy's grave. He was just the first one dumb enough to have taped it and put it on Youtube or whatever.

    Sure, express the outrage at what happened.....but the rest of us are not going to let you off so easy as to not point out that you were ignorant to not think it would happen, nor are we not going to point out the fact that your stupidity almost bordered on encouragement of this happening.

    @the-gipper said:

    Again....David Modell: You were stupid if you think this wasn't inevitable.

    Why would you express outrage at the absolute certain:

    Like I said, you should have cremated him and kept his ashes private if you didn't want this to happen....and it was for certain going to happen.

    Or had him buried in a private, locked mausoleum. God knows you should have had enough money to afford that.

    Also, another thing.....if Art's grave has been out there in the public......you can better fucking ass believe that he wasn't the first guy...nor likely to be the last guy to have pissed on Daddy's grave. He was just the first one dumb enough to have taped it and put it on Youtube or whatever.

    Sure, express the outrage at what happened.....but the rest of us are not going to let you off so easy as to not point out that you were ignorant to not think it would happen, nor are we not going to point out the fact that your stupidity almost bordered on encouragement of this happening.

    Exactly right, Gip.

    Zombo said:

    This fat, ugly, gross, disgusting, cowardly fucker with all of the premeditated stupid pissing equipment and the stupid premeditated dumbfuck speech who was dumb enough to film himself desecrating a grave is a horrible, horrible, horrible representation of a Browns fan and deserves the shitstorm that is about to hit him from every legal angle.

    Fuck Modell.

    But this guy is beyond embarrassing.

    Zombo

    Right- don't broadcast your stupidity world wide. Just quietly drive a dump truck to the cemetery in the middle of the night and drop a few tons of horse shit in the right spot to properly express your feelings.

    Would it have been disrespectful to rename Cleveland's Southerly Sewage Plant the Arthur B Modell Environmental Abatement Facility? Every time you took a dump, you'd have known it was going straight to Art. 🙂

    Really Z- you think there's not a few thousand Browns fans that haven't dreamed up similar scenarios? That said, I'm not into grave desecration- it just might come back to haunt you in the next life.

  • Sorry Gipper, I think a football is a game. Desecrating a grave is wrong.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Sorry Gipper, I think a football is a game. Desecrating a grave is wrong.

    I didn't say it wasn't. I just said that it was inevitable that it would happen given human nature, and that if the Modell family didn't want this to happen.....which they knew it would....or were stupid if they didn't...then they should have taken steps to avoid it.

    Hell, I didn't even know that he had a gravesite. I assumed he was cremated, or put into a private, secured mausoleum.

  • This will pass in a few weeks but how can any self-respecting Browns fan applaud this? I mean my God how does this make our fan base look, it's unbelieveably dumb. I hope he gets charged with something so other people don't get this stupid idea again.

  • No self respecting Browns fan is applauding this. As I read the posts, it's evident the majority think it's a classless, stupid and embarrassing representation of a Browns fan. Not at all representative of the Browns fans.

  • The guy should have his ass kicked.

    WSS

  • I don't know about you all, but l remember the year after the move l tried watching a few Ravens games thinking l'd root for those guys. It's the same guys l pulled for the year before, right? Just a change in uniform, team name, and city. But basically the same guys.

    It wasn't the same though. I couldn't put my finger on it, but it wasn't my grandpa's team, and it wasn't my team either. I simply didn't have a football team to root for anymore.

    Am l alone in that? Did anyone else try to get behind the Ravens those first couple years, but couldn't?

  • I don't know about you all, but l remember the year after the move l tried watching a few Ravens games thinking l'd root for those guys. It's the same guys l pulled for the year before, right? Just a change in uniform, team name, and city. But basically the same guys.

    It wasn't the same though. I couldn't put my finger on it, but it wasn't my grandpa's team, and it wasn't my team either. I simply didn't have a football team to root for anymore.

    Am l alone in that? Did anyone else try to get behind the Ravens those first couple years, but couldn't?

    @ibleedbrown said:

    I don't know about you all, but l remember the year after the move l tried watching a few Ravens games thinking l'd root for those guys. It's the same guys l pulled for the year before, right? Just a change in uniform, team name, and city. But basically the same guys.

    It wasn't the same though. I couldn't put my finger on it, but it wasn't my grandpa's team, and it wasn't my team either. I simply didn't have a football team to root for anymore.

    Am l alone in that? Did anyone else try to get behind the Ravens those first couple years, but couldn't?

    I basically didn't watch NFL football for three years.