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  • @douche-nozzle said:

    I'm sure it has something to do with Gordons umpteenth offense but ........yeah 😕 Not to mention, king Roger is a Ravens fan.

    So....... Smoking weed umpteen times is worse than knocking a woman unconscious. Got it
  • If you are a Raven:

    Convicted of obstructing justice in a double homocide: 0 games

    Knocking a woman the fuck out in an elevator ... with your fist ... on video ... And then dragging her motionless body across the floor: 2 games

    If you are a Brown:

    Cough syrup: 2 games

    Weed: indefinite suspension

  • Remember kids, if you're going to commit a crime, make sure it's something harmless like drunk driving or beating a woman.

  • let's see:

    drunk driving....dashcam

    beating a woman...elevator security footage

    pissing on a grave.......oh, let me bring my camera and videotape it and then do interviews afterwards!

    i couldn't place the order of those 3 offenses in which is the worst, but i do know, they are all dumb as fuck.

  • let's see:

    drunk driving....dashcam

    beating a woman...elevator security footage

    pissing on a grave.......oh, let me bring my camera and videotape it and then do interviews afterwards!

    i couldn't place the order of those 3 offenses in which is the worst, but i do know, they are all dumb as fuck.

    @miktoxic said:

    let's see:

    2) drunk driving....dashcam

    1) beating a woman...elevator security footage

    3) pissing on a grave.......oh, let me bring my camera and videotape it and then do interviews afterwards!

    i couldn't place the order of those 3 offenses in which is the worst, but i do know, they are all dumb as fuck.

    There you go. Don't get me wrong, pissing on a grave is pretty fucked up but at least there was no chance of bodily harm.

  • The NFL is a clownshow no more no less. I would love to hear someone from the FO explain why Terrell Pryor selling his own fucking property in college before he was in the NFL...warranted 5 games. Yet uppercutting your wife to the jaw in a vegas casino gets you 2 games? I mean look..to be perfectly honest Ray Rice shouldn't get any kind of suspension from the NFL..it ain't their business. Just like Josh Gordon taking a non performance enhancing substance or Terrell Pryor bartering for tattoos shouldn't get a minute suspension either. Ray Rice should be in jail, that's a fact. But that's not the NFL's business. I have zero clue how Ray Rice is not in jail. I get it that often battered women don't press charges and there's nothing law enforcement can do without the wife's consent. But often if they have their own proof they will go ahead and press charges regardless of what the wife does. This would seem to fall into that category with the whole video tape and all. Was the elevator tape ever released? I know the police have it and said it clearly shows him jaw jacking her. So wtf? If anyone of us punched a woman like that and it was on tape...the fuck you think would happen?

  • @miktoxic said:

    let's see:

    2) drunk driving....dashcam

    1) beating a woman...elevator security footage

    3) pissing on a grave.......oh, let me bring my camera and videotape it and then do interviews afterwards!

    i couldn't place the order of those 3 offenses in which is the worst, but i do know, they are all dumb as fuck.

    There you go. Don't get me wrong, pissing on a grave is pretty fucked up but at least there was no chance of bodily harm.

    @taco918 said:

    There you go. Don't get me wrong, pissing on a grave is pretty fucked up but at least there was no chance of bodily harm.

    the guy that got caught pissing on modell's grave goes by clevelandfan4life.

    my own investigative tactics.

  • GORDON deserves what ever he gets!!!! At the same time i agree 2 games for beating a woman is ABSURD he should be in jail and should be least a yr suspension if not more.

  • @taco918 said:

    There you go. Don't get me wrong, pissing on a grave is pretty fucked up but at least there was no chance of bodily harm.

    the guy that got caught pissing on modell's grave goes by clevelandfan4life.

    my own investigative tactics.

    @miktoxic said:

    the guy that got caught pissing on modell's grave goes by clevelandfan4life.

    my own investigative tactics.

    Okay. Are you concerned Ravens fans are going to be putting hits out on us or something?

  • The NFL is a clownshow no more no less. I would love to hear someone from the FO explain why Terrell Pryor selling his own fucking property in college before he was in the NFL...warranted 5 games. Yet uppercutting your wife to the jaw in a vegas casino gets you 2 games? I mean look..to be perfectly honest Ray Rice shouldn't get any kind of suspension from the NFL..it ain't their business. Just like Josh Gordon taking a non performance enhancing substance or Terrell Pryor bartering for tattoos shouldn't get a minute suspension either. Ray Rice should be in jail, that's a fact. But that's not the NFL's business. I have zero clue how Ray Rice is not in jail. I get it that often battered women don't press charges and there's nothing law enforcement can do without the wife's consent. But often if they have their own proof they will go ahead and press charges regardless of what the wife does. This would seem to fall into that category with the whole video tape and all. Was the elevator tape ever released? I know the police have it and said it clearly shows him jaw jacking her. So wtf? If anyone of us punched a woman like that and it was on tape...the fuck you think would happen?

    @clevfan4life said:

    The NFL is a clownshow no more no less. I would love to hear someone from the FO explain why Terrell Pryor selling his own fucking property in college before he was in the NFL...warranted 5 games. Yet uppercutting your wife to the jaw in a vegas casino gets you 2 games? I mean look..to be perfectly honest Ray Rice shouldn't get any kind of suspension from the NFL..it ain't their business. Just like Josh Gordon taking a non performance enhancing substance or Terrell Pryor bartering for tattoos shouldn't get a minute suspension either. Ray Rice should be in jail, that's a fact. But that's not the NFL's business. I have zero clue how Ray Rice is not in jail. I get it that often battered women don't press charges and there's nothing law enforcement can do without the wife's consent. But often if they have their own proof they will go ahead and press charges regardless of what the wife does. This would seem to fall into that category with the whole video tape and all. Was the elevator tape ever released? I know the police have it and said it clearly shows him jaw jacking her. So wtf? If anyone of us punched a woman like that and it was on tape...the fuck you think would happen?

    The ho dissed him.

  • @clevfan4life said:

    The NFL is a clownshow no more no less. I would love to hear someone from the FO explain why Terrell Pryor selling his own fucking property in college before he was in the NFL...warranted 5 games. Yet uppercutting your wife to the jaw in a vegas casino gets you 2 games? I mean look..to be perfectly honest Ray Rice shouldn't get any kind of suspension from the NFL..it ain't their business. Just like Josh Gordon taking a non performance enhancing substance or Terrell Pryor bartering for tattoos shouldn't get a minute suspension either. Ray Rice should be in jail, that's a fact. But that's not the NFL's business. I have zero clue how Ray Rice is not in jail. I get it that often battered women don't press charges and there's nothing law enforcement can do without the wife's consent. But often if they have their own proof they will go ahead and press charges regardless of what the wife does. This would seem to fall into that category with the whole video tape and all. Was the elevator tape ever released? I know the police have it and said it clearly shows him jaw jacking her. So wtf? If anyone of us punched a woman like that and it was on tape...the fuck you think would happen?

    The ho dissed him.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    The ho dissed him.

    I hope you're kidding. Unless she spit in his face first (and even that's a marginal excuse) no reason to cold cock her.

  • @douche-nozzle said:

    I'm sure it has something to do with Gordons umpteenth offense but ........yeah 😕 Not to mention, king Roger is a Ravens fan.

    Yeah- two game suspension- guess who they play week 3? The Browns.

  • well we now know that gordon did a 2 week rehab stint soon after his DUI offense and will undoubtably use this to bolster his appeal.

    if he can convince someone that the missed test wasn't his fault, there's a REAL shot at not missing the whole year, i mean you knock a bitch out and drive drunk (a lot more than .01 over the limit) and get nabbed at the airport with weapons and still stay on the field...........so.

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    The ho dissed him.

    I hope you're kidding. Unless she spit in his face first (and even that's a marginal excuse) no reason to cold cock her.

    @hoorta said:

    I hope you're kidding. Unless she spit in his face first (and even that's a marginal excuse) no reason to cold cock her.

    I was kidding of course. But that is probably why he hit her.

  • @hoorta said:

    I hope you're kidding. Unless she spit in his face first (and even that's a marginal excuse) no reason to cold cock her.

    I was kidding of course. But that is probably why he hit her.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    I was kidding of course. But that is probably why he hit her.

    Evidently she "attacked" him. Sounds like a solid relationship.

  • Free Josh Gordon

  • Let me start by saying Rice's suspension is CLEARLY too low. I understand the circumstances but it still should at least be 4 games. However, I don't look at that go 'man Josh Gordon is getting screwed by the system' either. As much as myself or any Browns want JG on the field, maybe taking time off is the best thing for him. Maybe serving that a lofty suspension coupled with what I assume will be a 1-2 year, small contract with void options everywhere will shake him up and realize he needs to fly straight. So again, Rice got it easy but Gordon consistently, and by his own dumb fault, has broken NFL rules.

  • Speaking of suspension inconsistencies...

    Ravens sign Will Hill who is facing a 2014 6-game suspension for league substance abuse policy violation.

    Which follows a 2013 4-game suspension for league substance abuse policy violation.

    Which follows a 2012 4-game suspension for league PED violation.

    Which follows a 2011 FSU suspension for a positive marijuana test...

    And Josh is facing a year?

    Am I missing something here?

  • isn't this josh's 3rd (substance abuse)?

  • isn't this josh's 3rd (substance abuse)?

    @miktoxic said:

    isn't this josh's 3rd (substance abuse)?

    I thought the count was at 3...

    Marijuana in college...

    Substance (codeine) in NFL...

    Substance (unspecified) in NFL... and still may be a technical violation, e.g., missed test.

    Did I forget one? There was no test I know of as a result of the "I-was-speeding-it-was-my-buddy's-weed" episode.

    The latest DWI ultimately falls under the personal conduct policy.