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  • Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out

    You guys are whiny pussfaggots.

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    nickersN nickers wrote on last edited by
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    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    You guys are whiny pussfaggots.

    And your the biggest drunken pussey/faggot.. Who really cares!

    Nickers...."There are no old running QB's in the NFL "~Sam Rutigliano~
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      jim_brownJ jim_brown wrote on last edited by
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      i like hoyer...he keeps a positive attitude...unfortunately, he's just an average quarter back....he'll make some plays...he'll score some points, but at the end of the day he's not good enough to lead the team for the long haul.....manziel's not ready yet though, so starting him probably isn't the right thing to do....cleveland's in a make do situation....you go with hoyer or grossman and hope for the best...while you try to bring manziel & shaw along.....it's ridiculous to expect manziel to have as much success in the pro's as he did in college....in college he was arguably the best ever....certainly the best ever in the sec for two years in a row...you just can't expect that kind of offensive production in the pros...for one thing...a&m ran a 40% more plays per game than an average nfl team.....and with a magician like manziel that equated to lots of point....the pros play that slow, measured tempo, about 65-67 plays per game, per team...while the aggies would run about 85-90 plays per game...it must be quite a shock to manziel's system to be in the slow, yet highly complex nfl style of play...nothing like what he's been used to....we know he excelled in the college style...it's not clear he will do the same in the nfl style....

      meanwhile..you think cleveland has qb problems....even hoyer makes rg3 look bad.....shanahan's old team is in a world of hurt at qb...if preseason games are any indication....

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        miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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        i'm tired of this rookie ring around the rosie QB shit. FOs nowadays seem to be befuddled and can't pick a QB in the draft to save their lives. sure you got the can't misses but what does that garner 1 or 2 starters per draft?

        i say quit fucking around and get a low mileage vet that has played whole seasons on championship caliber teams and has played against championship caliber defenses.

        alex smith anyone?

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        • miktoxicM miktoxic

          i'm tired of this rookie ring around the rosie QB shit. FOs nowadays seem to be befuddled and can't pick a QB in the draft to save their lives. sure you got the can't misses but what does that garner 1 or 2 starters per draft?

          i say quit fucking around and get a low mileage vet that has played whole seasons on championship caliber teams and has played against championship caliber defenses.

          alex smith anyone?

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          Flyin JF Flyin J wrote on last edited by
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          @miktoxic said:

          i'm tired of this rookie ring around the rosie QB shit. FOs nowadays seem to be befuddled and can't pick a QB in the draft to save their lives. sure you got the can't misses but what does that garner 1 or 2 starters per draft?

          i say quit fucking around and get a low mileage vet that has played whole seasons on championship caliber teams and has played against championship caliber defenses.

          alex smith anyone?

          The problem with that is they get to pick where they play. And even theyre no guarantee. Kevin Kolb anyone?
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            @miktoxic said:

            i'm tired of this rookie ring around the rosie QB shit. FOs nowadays seem to be befuddled and can't pick a QB in the draft to save their lives. sure you got the can't misses but what does that garner 1 or 2 starters per draft?

            i say quit fucking around and get a low mileage vet that has played whole seasons on championship caliber teams and has played against championship caliber defenses.

            alex smith anyone?

            The problem with that is they get to pick where they play. And even theyre no guarantee. Kevin Kolb anyone?
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            miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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            XxDaBuckeyexX said:

            The problem with that is they get to pick where they play. And even theyre no guarantee. Kevin Kolb anyone?

            kolb was a scott mitchell flash in the pan.

            smith has done it now on 2 different teams.

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              XxDaBuckeyexX said:

              The problem with that is they get to pick where they play. And even theyre no guarantee. Kevin Kolb anyone?

              kolb was a scott mitchell flash in the pan.

              smith has done it now on 2 different teams.

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              Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out wrote on last edited by
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              @miktoxic said:

              kolb was a scott mitchell flash in the pan.

              smith has done it now on 2 different teams.

              And KC is just itching to give him away.

              I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
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                StocktonShortsS StocktonShorts wrote on last edited by
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                Surprising how bad the offense looks considering we have the next Kurt Warner as the starting QB.

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                  L larryfine wrote on last edited by
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                  Hi. Can't you guys tell whe a team is playing possum? Ryan Hoyer will be another QB like the greatest QB in Browns history, one Brian Sipe. Write it down!

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                    M MikeyFromSandusky wrote on last edited by
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                    Without better line play, no QB is going to succeed.

                    Imagine if we had Peyton Manning. He wouldn't last a week.

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                    • L larryfine

                      Hi. Can't you guys tell whe a team is playing possum? Ryan Hoyer will be another QB like the greatest QB in Browns history, one Brian Sipe. Write it down!

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                      Flyin JF Flyin J wrote on last edited by
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                      @larryfine said:

                      Hi. Can't you guys tell whe a team is playing possum? Ryan Hoyer will be another QB like the greatest QB in Browns history, one Brian Sipe. Write it down!

                      Maybe this Ryan guy will, but Brian Hoyer definitely will not. I dont think a team that has sucked for 15 years is being purposely awful.
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                      • StocktonShortsS StocktonShorts

                        Surprising how bad the offense looks considering we have the next Kurt Warner as the starting QB.

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                        miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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                        @stocktonshorts said:

                        Surprising how bad the offense looks considering we have the next Kurt Warner as the starting QB.

                        or even the next michael vick.

                        sorry vick was a lot faster with a better arm.

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                          DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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                          I thought JFF looked pretty good. Think he will turn out fine soon.

                          "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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                            U Unsympathetic wrote on last edited by
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                            Steve Young took 8 years of seasoning before having a HOF career.

                            The more labels you have for yourself, the dumber they make you. "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." Paul Brown
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                              Steve Young took 8 years of seasoning before having a HOF career.

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                              OsirisO Osiris wrote on last edited by
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                              @unsympathetic said:

                              Steve Young took 8 years of seasoning before having a HOF career.

                              Yeah but Johnny Manziel farts rainbows.

                              "I said, 'I need someone who's going to want to get on the roller coaster with me knowing that it's not always going to be fun,'" -Paul DePodesta
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                              • WalterWhiteW WalterWhite

                                One thing is for sure, Haslam doesn't fuck around.

                                I wouldn't be at all surprised if he blows it up if they only win 1,2,3,4 games.

                                There is no FUCKING EXCUSE for the losing.

                                Andy Reid took over a 1-15 Cheifs team and those boys played.

                                Chip Kelly took over a shitty Eagles team and they went to the playoffs.

                                So far, Mike Pettine is a fucking dud.

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                                CLEinCHIC CLEinCHI wrote on last edited by
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                                @walterwhite said:

                                One thing is for sure, Haslam doesn't fuck around.

                                I wouldn't be at all surprised if he blows it up if they only win 1,2,3,4 games.

                                There is no FUCKING EXCUSE for the losing.

                                Andy Reid took over a 1-15 Cheifs team and those boys played.

                                Chip Kelly took over a shitty Eagles team and they went to the playoffs.

                                So far, Mike Pettine is a fucking dud.

                                It's great that you brought up the Eagles of last year because it's a good comparison - you had a new offence installed, new coaches, and some talent on both sides of the ball and a QB controversy.... what happened - they went 1-3 to start the season with pundits and the twitter-verse piling on Chip Kelly ...than it clicked a little bit , than they sucked for 2 games- than they exploded- shit takes time, and even though it is borderline unrealistic for anyone to expect a total turnaround from the Browns this season, you are correct in saying other teams have done it, so why not us.... however it is an act of lunacy that anyone would expect them to turn it around by the third preseason game...so everyone needs to chill out and actually see how the season develops before calling out the organization...

                                PS The Chiefs are not a comparable situation because Andy Reid had been a successful head coach for a long time and a solid QB who knew the offense and there was no question he would be #1 QB...

                                Eagles:

                                QB Competition between Vick and Foley

                                Talented play-makers on offense and defense

                                First time NFL Head Coach

                                New Offense

                                New Defense

                                Started out 1-3 , went to 3-5 - got their shit together - playoffs

                                Chiefs

                                Alex Smith Definitive #1

                                Talented play-makers on offense and defense

                                Long time winning head coach

                                Same offense installed as #1 QB's system

                                New Defense

                                Started off 9-0

                                finished 11-5

                                Browns

                                QB competition

                                Talented playmakers on offense and defense

                                First time NFL head coach

                                New offense

                                New Defense

                                Started off?

                                Finsihed?

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                                • StocktonShortsS StocktonShorts

                                  Surprising how bad the offense looks considering we have the next Kurt Warner as the starting QB.

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                                  Canton DawgC Canton Dawg wrote on last edited by
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                                  @stocktonshorts said:

                                  Surprising how bad the offense looks considering we have the next Kurt Warner as the starting QB.

                                  We also have the next "Johnny" come lately.

                                  Two things that will define you: Your determination when you have nothing. Your attitude when you have everything. - Mike McCartney
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                                    tiamat63T tiamat63 wrote on last edited by
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                                    I think it would also be a good idea to point out that San Fransisco just scored their first offensive touchdown of the pre-season yesterday. Their offense appears to be quite putrid as well.

                                    While the passing game is nothing short of below average, they do have a very effective ball control offense based on the run game that's yielded great success the past few seasons.

                                    Again I'm willing to withhold almost all judgement(s) until we see how this team performs in the regular season. It wasn't but this time last year when Weeden was looking like a fringe pro-bowler.

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                                      darkside5D darkside5 wrote on last edited by
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                                      Sept 7,2014

                                      "Browns shock the Steelers 31-12!"

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                                      • WalterWhiteW WalterWhite

                                        One thing is for sure, Haslam doesn't fuck around.

                                        I wouldn't be at all surprised if he blows it up if they only win 1,2,3,4 games.

                                        There is no FUCKING EXCUSE for the losing.

                                        Andy Reid took over a 1-15 Cheifs team and those boys played.

                                        Chip Kelly took over a shitty Eagles team and they went to the playoffs.

                                        So far, Mike Pettine is a fucking dud.

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                                        R RoyceRolls wrote on last edited by
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                                        @walterwhite said:

                                        One thing is for sure, Haslam doesn't fuck around.

                                        I wouldn't be at all surprised if he blows it up if they only win 1,2,3,4 games.

                                        There is no FUCKING EXCUSE for the losing.

                                        Andy Reid took over a 1-15 Cheifs team and those boys played.

                                        Chip Kelly took over a shitty Eagles team and they went to the playoffs.

                                        So far, Mike Pettine is a fucking dud.

                                        Hahahaha, people getting butthurt over preseason(fake football) is the best comedy! I'm glad the browns are shitting the bed in preseason. Everytime a Cleveland qb looks good in fake football games (weeden,McCoy) the real football games are an embarrassment.

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                                          C Clevfan4life wrote on last edited by
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                                          We're stuck with Pettine get over it people. For better or worse this is our coach for the next 4 years at least. If we wanted to get rid of him within that time period we'd have to work out some deal with him where he fakes Leukemia as his excuse to "resign". If the browns fire him you'll be looking at procession of Div 3 coaches here in Cleveland for decades. Or special teams coaches from NFL Europe. Hell the Browns might be the first team in professional sports history to host open tryouts for their coaching staff. Anyone can show up and they have you simulate a season of madden. Right now the Raiders are still the most undesireable team to play for according to player polls, but I know Cleveland ain't far behind. Firing pettine anytime soon and we just might yank that coveted award away from the raiders.

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