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  • Mrs Sarchione.

  • He be smoking shit in that car.

  • They'll have weekly weed tests...which he'll promptly pass, because someone else is whizzing for him, because these guys have to be huge Browns fans, right?

  • Well done to the sarchione family. If this is true then I'm sure they are big browns fans, they'll get tickets to the SB next year when JG is back.

    @howiedawg said:

    Well done to the sarchione family. If this is true then I'm sure they are big browns fans, they'll get tickets to the SB next year when JG is back.

    Indeed. I'm glad he's deciding to stay in cleveland, and do something productive in his free time

  • Wonder if the Sarchione's random drug test their employees?

  • wonder what that gig pays?

    btw, how can the nfl piss test a player when he's been suspended for the year? he is no longer employed by them this year because he is not getting paid.

    man i hate the NFL politics that come from both the union and the NFL office itself.

    i know you need rules but this shit is ridiculous.

  • he could basically go anywhere he wanted and do nothing on his year off. i applaud him for staying in cleveland and taking a shot at the real world.

  • he could basically go anywhere he wanted and do nothing on his year off. i applaud him for staying in cleveland and taking a shot at the real world.

    @jlowe said:

    he could basically go anywhere he wanted and do nothing on his year off. i applaud him for staying in cleveland and taking a shot at the real world.

    I'm sure the dealership is paying him at least 100k to work for them.

    LOL, if he can stay clean- he's learning the car business. He'll be able to make enough money in the NFL to buy a dealership when he retires.

  • Yep-he's in Dire Straits

  • Wonder if the Sarchione's random drug test their employees?

    @alporcini said:

    Wonder if the Sarchione's random drug test their employees?

    If they do, I'm willing to bet their standards are a little less strict

  • can you imagine being a car salesman without taking some type of drug?

    no thanks.

  • I need a new car. Maybe I'll ride up there and buy one off Josh... Not a bad idea

  • I need a new car. Maybe I'll ride up there and buy one off Josh... Not a bad idea

    @thenew23 said:

    I need a new car. Maybe I'll ride up there and buy one off Josh... Not a bad idea

    bring some weed and you will get a better deal

  • Talk about hitting rock bottom.

  • I bet the real sales personnel just fucking love that. I suppose anyone that buys a car should probably bring a drug sniffing dog before you drive it off the lot...

    😮

    WSS

  • I wonder if American express shut off Gordon's black card yet

  • I need a new car. Maybe I'll ride up there and buy one off Josh... Not a bad idea

    @thenew23 said:

    I need a new car. Maybe I'll ride up there and buy one off Josh... Not a bad idea

    Smack some sense into him

  • Rodger Goober is a fucking piece of shit. Josh Gordon is selling cars instead of playing football in the NFL. That's fucking bullshit. They should have just mandated a retest and went from the result. This whole thing is bullshit. RG came out and said that the drug policy is lacking and not up to par with today's society and yet he lets that faggot old fashioned arbiter decide the outcome the way he did and he didn't step in and do anything about it.

    I'm sick of this bullshit. I bet Gordon is too. What he does on his own time as long as he's not on the field or doing something to give him an unfair advantage should be left the fuck alone. Trying to control grown adults and making them piss in a cup 10 times a month is sickening, and all this over some weed? It's fucking disgusting that in this day and age, some people still feel the need to try and control other peoples live. Grow the fuck up and let people live their lives. Josh Gordon is a fucking FOOTBALL player, not a fucking spokesman or a car salesman, he should be playing football where he belongs. The NFL failed miserably on this one... and they also happen to look like major fuckups.

    The CFL would take him, car-dealerships would take him, but OH- The NFL oh no. They are too good for Josh Gordon and his miniscule amount of THC to play in their league. The NFL is fucking the dog on this one. Pieces of shit. Motherfucking cock sucking pieces of shit, assholes in longing n waiting pieces of sh.....

  • @thenew23 said:

    I need a new car. Maybe I'll ride up there and buy one off Josh... Not a bad idea

    Smack some sense into him

    @kvoethe said:

    Smack some sense into him

    Oh God please no! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smack

  • If this is really geniunely true, I think it's good Josh eats the shit sandwich and keeps busy until his return to the NFL. Unless the rulings change or his lawyer wins his suit...lol.