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  • I need a new car. Maybe I'll ride up there and buy one off Josh... Not a bad idea

    @thenew23 said:

    I need a new car. Maybe I'll ride up there and buy one off Josh... Not a bad idea

    bring some weed and you will get a better deal

  • Talk about hitting rock bottom.

  • I bet the real sales personnel just fucking love that. I suppose anyone that buys a car should probably bring a drug sniffing dog before you drive it off the lot...

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    WSS

  • I wonder if American express shut off Gordon's black card yet

  • I need a new car. Maybe I'll ride up there and buy one off Josh... Not a bad idea

    @thenew23 said:

    I need a new car. Maybe I'll ride up there and buy one off Josh... Not a bad idea

    Smack some sense into him

  • Rodger Goober is a fucking piece of shit. Josh Gordon is selling cars instead of playing football in the NFL. That's fucking bullshit. They should have just mandated a retest and went from the result. This whole thing is bullshit. RG came out and said that the drug policy is lacking and not up to par with today's society and yet he lets that faggot old fashioned arbiter decide the outcome the way he did and he didn't step in and do anything about it.

    I'm sick of this bullshit. I bet Gordon is too. What he does on his own time as long as he's not on the field or doing something to give him an unfair advantage should be left the fuck alone. Trying to control grown adults and making them piss in a cup 10 times a month is sickening, and all this over some weed? It's fucking disgusting that in this day and age, some people still feel the need to try and control other peoples live. Grow the fuck up and let people live their lives. Josh Gordon is a fucking FOOTBALL player, not a fucking spokesman or a car salesman, he should be playing football where he belongs. The NFL failed miserably on this one... and they also happen to look like major fuckups.

    The CFL would take him, car-dealerships would take him, but OH- The NFL oh no. They are too good for Josh Gordon and his miniscule amount of THC to play in their league. The NFL is fucking the dog on this one. Pieces of shit. Motherfucking cock sucking pieces of shit, assholes in longing n waiting pieces of sh.....

  • @thenew23 said:

    I need a new car. Maybe I'll ride up there and buy one off Josh... Not a bad idea

    Smack some sense into him

    @kvoethe said:

    Smack some sense into him

    Oh God please no! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smack

  • If this is really geniunely true, I think it's good Josh eats the shit sandwich and keeps busy until his return to the NFL. Unless the rulings change or his lawyer wins his suit...lol.

  • Talk about hitting rock bottom.

    @erie-dawg said:

    Talk about hitting rock bottom.

    As opposed to say doing a Snickers commercial in a leotard?

    If as the article said he'll have a chance to learn the business, it's not the bottom. Plus heading the Wounded Warrior effort for the dealership is a great use of his fame.

  • rock bottom is justin blackmon, sitting on the porch with his homies passing a blunt and drinking 40s.

    hey at least the guy is working, that's more than i can say for 1/3 of americans (of course his status got him the job).

    this family that outreached to him and offered him this opportunity. maybe there could actually be a male figure in his life that gives him positivity and teaches him how to earn respect and act like a grown up.

    when he's dealing drugs or selling guns call me and i'll tell you that then he has hit rock bottom.

  • Bottom line the kid has made some mistakes, hopefully the Sarchione family can straighten him out!! Great family and a great family business!!

  • @erie-dawg said:

    Talk about hitting rock bottom.

    As opposed to say doing a Snickers commercial in a leotard?

    If as the article said he'll have a chance to learn the business, it's not the bottom. Plus heading the Wounded Warrior effort for the dealership is a great use of his fame.

    @tour2ma said:

    As opposed to say doing a Snickers commercial in a leotard?

    If as the article said he'll have a chance to learn the business, it's not the bottom. Plus heading the Wounded Warrior effort for the dealership is a great use of his fame.

    All kidding aside this quote encompasses just exactly what the NFL will be looking for when they ask him what he has done with his time while suspended, "Gordon will also be heading all of their local community efforts including with the Wounded Warriors Project."

  • where's his chaperone?

    @miktoxic said:

    where's his chaperone?

    He probably has one of those trunk monkeys
  • great thread. I survived 4 years at the top producing Toyota store in mid Ohio 20 years ago. if I remember I'll post more bout that experience

  • The blind side II ?

  • The blind side II ?

    @kvoethe said:

    The blind side II ?

    High Society II

  • @kvoethe said:

    The blind side II ?

    High Society II

    @topdawg31 said:

    High Society II

    Im gonna get you sucka II?

  • Cadillac Man II

  • Used Cars 2

    The mechanic. I took that firehose and knocked them nuns on their asses! Lol

  • I think Josh started today!!! I may go see him for a new truck at Sarchiones!!