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  • Did you go to the Rand Paul school of limerick writing? Tour


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  • @josephsuxdick said:

    If he doesn't he gets mocked for it as much as that finger-rubbing gesture, and will end up as Twitter's biggest joke source.

    Yep, he will be one rich twitter joke any way it goes, "Cause you're Johnny Football man!"

    I think any of us would welcome being a twitter joke if we just got paid for that Snickers ad alone.

  • @josephsuxdick said:

    If he doesn't he gets mocked for it as much as that finger-rubbing gesture, and will end up as Twitter's biggest joke source.

    Yep, he will be one rich twitter joke any way it goes, "Cause you're Johnny Football man!"

    I think any of us would welcome being a twitter joke if we just got paid for that Snickers ad alone.

    @texasag1969 said:

    Yep, he will be one rich twitter joke any way it goes, "Cause you're Johnny Football man!"

    Also agree... not any neutral territory left at this point...

    @calfoxwc said:

    Did you go to the Rand Paul school of limerick writing? Tour

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    LOL... Must have restarted reading that post three times as a limerick before I realized it wasn't happening...

  • How about "Johnny Turd" (He does wear number 2)

  • I hope that JFF turns out to be another Joe Montana and gets as many commercials and whatever as he can.

  • I have some suggestions..

    Johnny "I don't know my playbook"

    Johnny "no show"

    Johnny "Vegas"

    Johnny "Backup"

    Johnny "Commercials"

    @masterdog said:

    I have some suggestions..

    Johnny "I don't know my playbook"

    Johnny "no show"

    Johnny "Vegas"

    Johnny "Backup"

    Johnny "Commercials"

    Johnny Bench was taken, so is Johnny Paycheck. 🙂

  • @masterdog said:

    I have some suggestions..

    Johnny "I don't know my playbook"

    Johnny "no show"

    Johnny "Vegas"

    Johnny "Backup"

    Johnny "Commercials"

    Johnny Bench was taken, so is Johnny Paycheck. 🙂

    @hoorta said:

    Johnny Bench was taken, so is Johnny Paycheck. 🙂

    There's always "Johnny No Do!" LOL!

  • Is the "Johnny be good" trademark expired yet. might need it before the season ends. LOL 😁

  • "johnny bench"......aces

  • LOL

    So glad Hoyer is playing well.....

  • I love seeing Manziel fans come into Brown fandom and start making demands about which QB to start. If Manziel was started and a complete and total bust, you would never hear from them again, not just on this issue, but any issue at all.

    Wow, THAT has to be annoying. It would be annoying for any fan base, but it must be triple annoying here

  • idk if any of you guys realize this but hoyer is garbage. He is weeden-esque and its going to show come sunday. Weeden would've won those games that brian won

    @brownsfanatic said:

    idk if any of you guys realize this but hoyer is garbage. He is weeden-esque and its going to show come sunday. Weeden would've won those games that brian won

    Well since this thread got bumped- Wee-done never had a game winning drive in his entire pro career- Hoyer has two. Garbage is 4-1 as a starter for the Browns, Wee-done 5-15. Garbage- 60 completion %, 85 qbr. Wee-done 56 completion %, 72 qbr.

    @clevfan4life said:

    This right here. As someone who didn't like Weedon but thought that not all of those losses were on Weeds...cause that line last year was one of the worst I've seen from the browns since 99...weedon's unprecedented streak of underhand throws even AFTER the Lions game precludes any discussion of parity between him and Hoyer. People don't realize that Weeds tried that underhand at least 2 more times after the Lions game but didn't result in int's....or completions for that matter.

    Forgot to mention- Wee-done looked terrible because he took about 10 minutes to try and decipher the opposing defense, and has a windup slow as molasses- there isn't an o-line in the NFL that can hold blocks that long.

  • LOL

    So glad Hoyer is playing well.....

    @masterdog said:

    LOL

    So glad Hoyer is playing well.....

    Ever heard of "let sleeping dawgs lie?"

  • It seems to me that when JM runs to his right, his throws are fairly accurate. When he scrambles to his left, his throws are erratic and off target. Anybody else notice this?

    @canton-dawg said:

    It seems to me that when JM runs to his right, his throws are fairly accurate. When he scrambles to his left, his throws are erratic and off target. Anybody else notice this?

    i believe he went to his left in his only throw in the saint's game...was on target but the receiver dropped the ball....

  • jm made a living making throws while running to the right. He was hella good at it in college. Give the kid a break, he's not NFL ready....give him a year or two and he's competing for the starting job. Let's please let this discussion die. I honestly think JM himself is relieved he's not the starter cause it dawned on him what kind of a mental leap it is from college to NFL. Nobody gets by in the NFL on sheer athleticism..especially at QB.

  • @douche-nozzle said:

    It's probably not a bad idea! IMHO Manziel will be the bust that many, many, assholes think he will. His mechanics and footwork are atrocious. He doesn't understand a playbook. He doesn't know what being part of a team means.

    But you may as well find out sooner than later!

    Fixed

    WSS

  • When will these games cease? These shenanigans? Hoyer has looked competent, but who the heck wants a merely "competent" franchise QB? Hoyer has put up some solid numbers, but his play will never be the difference between a win and a loss. Comparing Johnny to Hoyer right now is like comparing Kobe to Lebron. Lebron may have prettier stats, but Kobe is the better winner. Kobe will always be the better winner, just as Johnny Football will always be the better winner. Johnny Football told this front office to draft him, doing them a favor by offering his services. Give Johnny the damn ball.

    This is BS, for real.

    This organization has no balls.

  • Fuck off troll. Why don't you go whack off to your Johnny poster, that is if you can actually find your little dick.

  • Terrible Alias, worse idea.