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  • @the-gipper said:

    Hasn't this dickhead been retired for a while now? Or am I thinking of someone else? (and wasn't he considered a borderline HOFer? I guess not now)

    Maybe I am thinking of like Darren Woodson or something.

    Retired 2010, became an analyst for NFL Network.

    All-Decade team for 2000's ... and yes, WAS a borderline HOF.

    6 time All Pro and Super Bowl Champion.

    Eight possible sexual assualt cases in five states!

    Zombo

    miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by

    Zombo said:

    Retired 2010, became an analyst for NFL Network.

    All-Decade team for 2000's ... and yes, WAS a borderline HOF.

    6 time All Pro and Super Bowl Champion.

    Eight possible sexual assualt cases in five states!

    Zombo

    + the drug possession charges. he's toast.

  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by

    @the-gipper said:

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    The fertility festival. Been to it. Great time.

  • @the-gipper said:

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    The fertility festival. Been to it. Great time.

    miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    The fertility festival. Been to it. Great time.

    did you pull a muscle in your back from being bent over the whole time?

  • @king-ghoolie-lives said:

    Ann Coulter, Bill Belichik and Big Ben, I have no problem with.

    But Tebow? Dude, what makes HIM a dickhead? He's winning football games, he's not bad mouthing anyone or doing stupid things. The kid is polite and honorable. I would trade him for Colt McShit in a NY minute.

    This kid is getting a bad rap and I just don't get it.

    Are you dense? First off, just because you have'nt bad mouthed someone or done something stupid doesn't mean you are not a dickhead to the Cleveland sports fan. Nevertheless I will give you the reasons:

    1. He played on the team that beat Ohio State for the National title. Fuck him for that. This alone puts him into the dickhead category along with John Elway....who didn't bad mouth anyone or do anything stupid. Its just we hate him for whipping our asses.

    2. He is, after all, the QB or the Denver Broncos. If you are the QB of the Steelers, Bengals, Ravens, or Broncos, you are a dickhead....no matter how good you are.

    3. All this "sainthood" they are bestowing on Tebow because he happens to be a Christian can be insipid. Some of that BS is not his fault. Sure, he is simply doing what he believes. But give me a freeking break. I know a hundred young people his age that have every bit the character he has, but what they don't have (quoting the Wizard of Oz) is a testimonial, because they are not famous football player. There are probably 5 million other young people his age that do as much for their communities as he does. If he is a good football player, fine, that is what he should be known as. He should not be canonized for this other bullshit.

    So, I guess bottom line is that is not that I don't think Tebow isn't a winner, or a nice young man, and its not that I don't respect his game. Its just that he is a dickhead.

    RemarkerR Remarker wrote on last edited by Remarker

    @the-gipper said:

    Are you dense? First off, just because you have'nt bad mouthed someone or done something stupid doesn't mean you are not a dickhead to the Cleveland sports fan. Nevertheless I will give you the reasons:

    1. He played on the team that beat Ohio State for the National title. Fuck him for that. This alone puts him into the dickhead category along with John Elway....who didn't bad mouth anyone or do anything stupid. Its just we hate him for whipping our asses.

    2. He is, after all, the QB or the Denver Broncos. If you are the QB of the Steelers, Bengals, Ravens, or Broncos, you are a dickhead....no matter how good you are.

    3. All this "sainthood" they are bestowing on Tebow because he happens to be a Christian can be insipid. Some of that BS is not his fault. Sure, he is simply doing what he believes. But give me a freeking break. I know a hundred young people his age that have every bit the character he has, but what they don't have (quoting the Wizard of Oz) is a testimonial, because they are not famous football player. There are probably 5 million other young people his age that do as much for their communities as he does. If he is a good football player, fine, that is what he should be known as. He should not be canonized for this other bullshit.

    So, I guess bottom line is that is not that I don't think Tebow isn't a winner, or a nice young man, and its not that I don't respect his game. Its just that he is a dickhead.

    Hell, we (Gators) gave OSU Urban and the Browns Joe Haden. Surely that counts for something. OSU has 7 NCs. You guys can't win 'em all. Even I know the Gators must let others win a NC sometimes. Otherwise our animosities would be evident on more than a football field and in message boards. 🙂 We even let the Semiholes win this last one. It's just one of the things we must do to keep 'em shut up...and in some cases (no reference to you, ofc) it doesn't work.

    A dickhead high in my list is:

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    Edit:

    The most recent NC game should a been OSU vs Bama IMO.

  • miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by

    don't give OSU that much credit even though i love them. once braxton miller is gone we might have a shot. i think the way they have him run the offense is embarrassing. hyde is gone and they need help with their WR corp. doubt if they'll rank top ten when the first rankings come out.

    there' another couple of gator DBs at the combine i saw that looked pretty good.

    if 'y'all gators feel like giving us some more of that sweet southern cookin. cleveland would be glad to accept.

    btw tebow and horse face 1 and 2 (elway and manning) are both dickeheads. behind the steelers they are my least fave team in the NFL. cost us 2 superbowl bids (along with some bone-headed plays on our end) in the 80's. how can you NOT hate them? or anyone associated with them?

  • don't give OSU that much credit even though i love them. once braxton miller is gone we might have a shot. i think the way they have him run the offense is embarrassing. hyde is gone and they need help with their WR corp. doubt if they'll rank top ten when the first rankings come out.

    there' another couple of gator DBs at the combine i saw that looked pretty good.

    if 'y'all gators feel like giving us some more of that sweet southern cookin. cleveland would be glad to accept.

    btw tebow and horse face 1 and 2 (elway and manning) are both dickeheads. behind the steelers they are my least fave team in the NFL. cost us 2 superbowl bids (along with some bone-headed plays on our end) in the 80's. how can you NOT hate them? or anyone associated with them?

    RemarkerR Remarker wrote on last edited by Remarker

    @miktoxic said:

    don't give OSU that much credit even though i love them. once braxton miller is gone we might have a shot. i think the way they have him run the offense is embarrassing. hyde is gone and they need help with their WR corp. doubt if they'll rank top ten when the first rankings come out.

    there' another couple of gator DBs at the combine i saw that looked pretty good.

    if 'y'all gators feel like giving us some more of that sweet southern cookin. cleveland would be glad to accept.

    btw tebow and horse face 1 and 2 (elway and manning) are both dickeheads. behind the steelers they are my least fave team in the NFL. cost us 2 superbowl bids (along with some bone-headed plays on our end) in the 80's. how can you NOT hate them? or anyone associated with them?

    Thanks for the reminder.

    Interchangin' at the very top of my dickhead list is:

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    I don't even like his Daddy (shitty NFL QB) or his brother Eli (beat the Gators when he was an Ole Miss QB) I take great solace in knowing Peyton and the Vols NEVER beat the Gators. Hell, the Vols even kicked Phillip Fulmer (Vol HC at the time) under the bus because of the Gators and Tebow. 🙂

  • @miktoxic said:

    don't give OSU that much credit even though i love them. once braxton miller is gone we might have a shot. i think the way they have him run the offense is embarrassing. hyde is gone and they need help with their WR corp. doubt if they'll rank top ten when the first rankings come out.

    there' another couple of gator DBs at the combine i saw that looked pretty good.

    if 'y'all gators feel like giving us some more of that sweet southern cookin. cleveland would be glad to accept.

    btw tebow and horse face 1 and 2 (elway and manning) are both dickeheads. behind the steelers they are my least fave team in the NFL. cost us 2 superbowl bids (along with some bone-headed plays on our end) in the 80's. how can you NOT hate them? or anyone associated with them?

    Thanks for the reminder.

    Interchangin' at the very top of my dickhead list is:

    peysheriff-600x576.jpg

    I don't even like his Daddy (shitty NFL QB) or his brother Eli (beat the Gators when he was an Ole Miss QB) I take great solace in knowing Peyton and the Vols NEVER beat the Gators. Hell, the Vols even kicked Phillip Fulmer (Vol HC at the time) under the bus because of the Gators and Tebow. 🙂

    miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by

    @remarker said:

    Thanks for the reminder.

    Interchangin' at the very top of my dickhead list is:

    peysheriff-600x576.jpg

    I don't even like his Daddy (shitty NFL QB) or his brother Eli (beat the Gators when he was an Ole Miss QB) I take great solace in knowing Peyton and the Vols NEVER beat the Gators. Hell, the Vols even kicked Phillip Fulmer (Vol HC at the time) under the bus because of the Gators and Tebow. 🙂

    yeah i thought fulmer was a great coach. they really haven't produced much NFL talent besides peyton (i mean no one comes to mind besides him). they did produce one of the biggest QB busts of all time though in shuler and some WR busts as well.

    shuler was awesome in college and a dud for the skins. that's why these over-hyped guys we're looking at this year scare the shit out of me.

  • @remarker said:

    Thanks for the reminder.

    Interchangin' at the very top of my dickhead list is:

    peysheriff-600x576.jpg

    I don't even like his Daddy (shitty NFL QB) or his brother Eli (beat the Gators when he was an Ole Miss QB) I take great solace in knowing Peyton and the Vols NEVER beat the Gators. Hell, the Vols even kicked Phillip Fulmer (Vol HC at the time) under the bus because of the Gators and Tebow. 🙂

    yeah i thought fulmer was a great coach. they really haven't produced much NFL talent besides peyton (i mean no one comes to mind besides him). they did produce one of the biggest QB busts of all time though in shuler and some WR busts as well.

    shuler was awesome in college and a dud for the skins. that's why these over-hyped guys we're looking at this year scare the shit out of me.

    RemarkerR Remarker wrote on last edited by Remarker

    @miktoxic said:

    yeah i thought fulmer was a great coach. they really haven't produced much NFL talent besides peyton (i mean no one comes to mind besides him). they did produce one of the biggest QB busts of all time though in shuler and some WR busts as well.

    shuler was awesome in college and a dud for the skins. that's why these over-hyped guys we're looking at this year scare the shit out of me.

    They are all over-hyped. Even Clowney. None of 'em are in and of themselves the key to paradise. Good coachin' makes 'em and bad coachin' breaks 'em. Ofc they must have the tools because even the best coach can't turn water to wine. Just sayin'.

    Yeah Fulmer is a good enough coach. The Vols' W/L is worse since he left than before he got canned.

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper

    Putin is like the first head of state since like Richard III to lead his forces into battle:

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    (actually it may have been like Shaka Zulu or in the US George Washington in the Whiskey Rebellion or James Madison defending Washington)

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by

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  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper

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    Greg Hardy and the girlfriend he beat.

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  • @bills-n-browns-fan said:

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    Who is this #20 in a Bill uniform?

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by

    @the-gipper said:

    @bills-n-browns-fan said:

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    Who is this #20 in a Bill uniform?

    Looks like Donte Whitner

    Someone posted this back then....now his is our guy. Do you want to take that back?

  • miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by miktoxic

    @the-gipper said:

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    god dammit drop your towel and pick it up with your hands HO.

    and i went into graphics after being a photog as a kid.

    DOH!

  • @miktoxic said:

    don't give OSU that much credit even though i love them. once braxton miller is gone we might have a shot. i think the way they have him run the offense is embarrassing. hyde is gone and they need help with their WR corp. doubt if they'll rank top ten when the first rankings come out.

    there' another couple of gator DBs at the combine i saw that looked pretty good.

    if 'y'all gators feel like giving us some more of that sweet southern cookin. cleveland would be glad to accept.

    btw tebow and horse face 1 and 2 (elway and manning) are both dickeheads. behind the steelers they are my least fave team in the NFL. cost us 2 superbowl bids (along with some bone-headed plays on our end) in the 80's. how can you NOT hate them? or anyone associated with them?

    Thanks for the reminder.

    Interchangin' at the very top of my dickhead list is:

    peysheriff-600x576.jpg

    I don't even like his Daddy (shitty NFL QB) or his brother Eli (beat the Gators when he was an Ole Miss QB) I take great solace in knowing Peyton and the Vols NEVER beat the Gators. Hell, the Vols even kicked Phillip Fulmer (Vol HC at the time) under the bus because of the Gators and Tebow. 🙂

    nickersN nickers wrote on last edited by nickers

    @remarker said:

    Thanks for the reminder.

    Interchangin' at the very top of my dickhead list is:

    peysheriff-600x576.jpg

    I don't even like his Daddy (shitty NFL QB) or his brother Eli (beat the Gators when he was an Ole Miss QB) I take great solace in knowing Peyton and the Vols NEVER beat the Gators. Hell, the Vols even kicked Phillip Fulmer (Vol HC at the time) under the bus because of the Gators and Tebow. 🙂

    Saying Archie Manning was a shitty QB is the most erroneous thing you could ever say.. I saw Archie Manning play. Manning Sr's only problem was. He played on crap teams.. He was very smart and pretty mobile. He could've been a HOFer had he won a championship or two.. He was far from being a slouch as a functioning QB.

  • @remarker said:

    Thanks for the reminder.

    Interchangin' at the very top of my dickhead list is:

    peysheriff-600x576.jpg

    I don't even like his Daddy (shitty NFL QB) or his brother Eli (beat the Gators when he was an Ole Miss QB) I take great solace in knowing Peyton and the Vols NEVER beat the Gators. Hell, the Vols even kicked Phillip Fulmer (Vol HC at the time) under the bus because of the Gators and Tebow. 🙂

    Saying Archie Manning was a shitty QB is the most erroneous thing you could ever say.. I saw Archie Manning play. Manning Sr's only problem was. He played on crap teams.. He was very smart and pretty mobile. He could've been a HOFer had he won a championship or two.. He was far from being a slouch as a functioning QB.

    miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by

    @nickers said:

    He played on crap teams.. He was very smart and pretty mobile. He could've been a HOFer had he won a championship or two.. He was far from being a slouch as a functioning QB.

    aka tim couch?

  • This one is literal:

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    dawgpound101D dawgpound101 wrote on last edited by

    @the-gipper said:

    This one is literal:

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    hahahaha!!!!

  • @nickers said:

    He played on crap teams.. He was very smart and pretty mobile. He could've been a HOFer had he won a championship or two.. He was far from being a slouch as a functioning QB.

    aka tim couch?

    nickersN nickers wrote on last edited by

    @miktoxic said:

    aka tim couch?

    Tim Couch and Manng Sr should never be mentioned in the same breath... Manning Sr was a far superior QB in every way. Couch never reached that level of proficiency,Manning Sr, did... C'mon man!