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  • Westside Steve W Dedicated Reacting Well Posting Machine Collaborator First Post Conversation Starter Week One Done One Year In One Month Later Very Popular
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    W Westside Steve wrote on last edited by Westside Steve
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    So I never really took the time to listen to The Black Keys, even though they are from the area and apparently a big favorite among the hipsters. Yesterday i sat down and clicked on nearly an entire album worth of songs. What a load of shit.

    Am I alone in thinking these guys suck?

    And if there are any country music fans out there have you heard of Florida Georgia Line? Somebody put a link on Facebook with a review of their new album and said it was the worst country record ever made. I went to amazon mp3 and previewed every song. It just sounded like the same generic prefabricated over-Autotuned crap with the same rhythm in 9 out of 11 songs.

    Anyone heard of this bum?

    WSS

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      I like the black keys at least the stuff that gets radio play. "Howling for you" "lonely boy" "gold on the ceiling" and "tighten up" are all on my mp3 player. I will confess I don't buy albums anymore so I have no clue what their b sides sound like.

      Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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        The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
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        I think the Black Keys are heavily blues based, and people should know that Steve has a disdain for the blues, ergo, I believe is the root of his opinion.

        Their original sounds were gritty, bluesy, garage style sounds. Or should I say warehouse as I believe they recorded their first two albums in an Akron warehouse. For just a two man group, I think they do pretty well.

        By the way, it is not just the hipsters. Their music has appeared in a number of TV commercials and movies.

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            Oh well. Not to mention the fact that the term garage is a euphemism for shitty but I could care less they recorded in a warehouse.

            (and blues based usually means three chords a lot of 7 notes)

            And so what if they are two guys? I think we know what modern recording technique is capable of. Listen to Todd Rundgren. That's only one guy.

            But personal taste is personal taste. I think they suck.

            WSS

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              The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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              And I know that Steve is a fan of this show....and a Black Keys songs seems pretty apt for it:

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                Oh well. Not to mention the fact that the term garage is a euphemism for shitty but I could care less they recorded in a warehouse.

                (and blues based usually means three chords a lot of 7 notes)

                And so what if they are two guys? I think we know what modern recording technique is capable of. Listen to Todd Rundgren. That's only one guy.

                But personal taste is personal taste. I think they suck.

                WSS

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                @westside-steve said:

                Oh well. Not to mention the fact that the term garage is a euphemism for shitty but I could care less they recorded in a warehouse.

                (and blues based usually means three chords a lot of 7 notes)

                And so what if they are two guys? I think we know what modern recording technique is capable of. Listen to Todd Rundgren. That's only one guy.

                But personal taste is personal taste. I think they suck.

                WSS

                By saying they suck you mean "they don't fit my personal taste". I mean, its like tall women. They don't suit your personal taste. You like short women But that does not mean that tall women are not highly fuckable for the rest of us.

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                  AxeA Axe wrote on last edited by Axe
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                  I'm with Steve...

                  They SUCK!

                  They suck so bad I'm expecting my Gators or Bucs to adopt one of their songs for a theme song any day now 🙁

                  Our musical works to date http://www.arielsatticmusic.com/
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                    T The Cysko Kid wrote on last edited by
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                    I don't agree

                    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                      @westside-steve said:

                      Oh well. Not to mention the fact that the term garage is a euphemism for shitty but I could care less they recorded in a warehouse.

                      (and blues based usually means three chords a lot of 7 notes)

                      And so what if they are two guys? I think we know what modern recording technique is capable of. Listen to Todd Rundgren. That's only one guy.

                      But personal taste is personal taste. I think they suck.

                      WSS

                      By saying they suck you mean "they don't fit my personal taste". I mean, its like tall women. They don't suit your personal taste. You like short women But that does not mean that tall women are not highly fuckable for the rest of us.

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                      W Westside Steve wrote on last edited by Westside Steve
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                      @the-gipper said:

                      By saying they suck you mean "they don't fit my personal taste". I mean, its like tall women. They don't suit your personal taste. You like short women But that does not mean that tall women are not highly fuckable for the rest of us.

                      Not exactly what I said. In music categorization vernacular garage or grunge means shitty or without polish ie sucks.

                      Blues means something else.

                      Perhaps you've heard my theory anyway and that is if a kid has the headphones on listening to Guns and Roses and the music is moving him it is no more or less valid than anything Beethoven ever did.

                      Make sense?

                      And to clarify gipper read the sentence just before the one where I said I think they suck.

                      WSS

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                        W Westside Steve wrote on last edited by
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                        Kinda like Chuck Berry. I don't like him, I think most of his songs are rudimentary and derivative.

                        Some people think he's great.

                        WSS

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                          @the-gipper said:

                          By saying they suck you mean "they don't fit my personal taste". I mean, its like tall women. They don't suit your personal taste. You like short women But that does not mean that tall women are not highly fuckable for the rest of us.

                          Not exactly what I said. In music categorization vernacular garage or grunge means shitty or without polish ie sucks.

                          Blues means something else.

                          Perhaps you've heard my theory anyway and that is if a kid has the headphones on listening to Guns and Roses and the music is moving him it is no more or less valid than anything Beethoven ever did.

                          Make sense?

                          And to clarify gipper read the sentence just before the one where I said I think they suck.

                          WSS

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                          The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                          @westside-steve said:

                          Not exactly what I said. In music categorization vernacular garage or grunge means shitty or without polish ie sucks.

                          Blues means something else.

                          Perhaps you've heard my theory anyway and that is if a kid has the headphones on listening to Guns and Roses and the music is moving him it is no more or less valid than anything Beethoven ever did.

                          Make sense?

                          And to clarify gipper read the sentence just before the one where I said I think they suck.

                          WSS

                          You said "what a load of shit". How is that illuminative?

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                            Kinda like Chuck Berry. I don't like him, I think most of his songs are rudimentary and derivative.

                            Some people think he's great.

                            WSS

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                            The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                            @westside-steve said:

                            Kinda like Chuck Berry. I don't like him, I think most of his songs are rudimentary and derivative.

                            Some people think he's great.

                            WSS

                            I don't see how "rudimentary" is disparaging. Simple and pure may in fact be the best compliment one can make. And there is no music out there really that isn't derivative, fair to say?

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                              W Westside Steve wrote on last edited by Westside Steve
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                              Yer correct Gipper. I think it's a load of shit, can't stand to listen to it.

                              but...

                              If that music or Chuck Berry's music or any other music brings happiness to your soul then great. Don't know what you guys want me to say.

                              Derivative in the sense that he is credited with creating a new sound in rock music but swiped many of the signature licks from t-bone Walker.

                              And yes all music is derivative of something in some way or another. Nothing is created from a vacuum.

                              For that matter I'm not a big fan of Elvis Presley or Johnny Cash either.

                              WSS

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                                Yer correct Gipper. I think it's a load of shit, can't stand to listen to it.

                                but...

                                If that music or Chuck Berry's music or any other music brings happiness to your soul then great. Don't know what you guys want me to say.

                                Derivative in the sense that he is credited with creating a new sound in rock music but swiped many of the signature licks from t-bone Walker.

                                And yes all music is derivative of something in some way or another. Nothing is created from a vacuum.

                                For that matter I'm not a big fan of Elvis Presley or Johnny Cash either.

                                WSS

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                                The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                                @westside-steve said:

                                Yer correct Gipper. I think it's a load of shit, can't stand to listen to it.

                                but...

                                If that music or Chuck Berry's music or any other music brings happiness to your soul then great. Don't know what you guys want me to say.

                                Derivative in the sense that he is credited with creating a new sound in rock music but swiped many of the signature licks from t-bone Walker.

                                And yes all music is derivative of something in some way or another. Nothing is created from a vacuum.

                                For that matter I'm not a big fan of Elvis Presley or Johnny Cash either.

                                WSS

                                But, of course, the best band of all....you know who....were also highly derivative.

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                                  @westside-steve said:

                                  Yer correct Gipper. I think it's a load of shit, can't stand to listen to it.

                                  but...

                                  If that music or Chuck Berry's music or any other music brings happiness to your soul then great. Don't know what you guys want me to say.

                                  Derivative in the sense that he is credited with creating a new sound in rock music but swiped many of the signature licks from t-bone Walker.

                                  And yes all music is derivative of something in some way or another. Nothing is created from a vacuum.

                                  For that matter I'm not a big fan of Elvis Presley or Johnny Cash either.

                                  WSS

                                  But, of course, the best band of all....you know who....were also highly derivative.

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                                  @the-gipper said:

                                  But, of course, the best band of all....you know who....were also highly derivative.

                                  yes. No matter which one you refer to; Tommy Dorseys band, The Beatles the Cleveland Orchestra Easy Street...

                                  WSS

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                                    @the-gipper said:

                                    But, of course, the best band of all....you know who....were also highly derivative.

                                    yes. No matter which one you refer to; Tommy Dorseys band, The Beatles the Cleveland Orchestra Easy Street...

                                    WSS

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                                    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                                    @westside-steve said:

                                    yes. No matter which one you refer to; Tommy Dorseys band, The Beatles the Cleveland Orchestra Easy Street...

                                    WSS

                                    Actually, I was referring to The Button Box Band.

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                                      Browns149B Browns149 wrote on last edited by
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                                      I think the Black Keys are OK. they are not great by any means. IMO

                                      But then again, I think Aerosmith is the WORST band of all time, but a lot of people love them.

                                      "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
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                                        Yeah I despise Aerosmith

                                        Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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                                          DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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                                          I really like Aerosmith:

                                          "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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