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  • it's the heisman trophy pose.......with a hop, skip and a jump added.

    C ManzierM 2 Replies
  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @tour2ma said:

    Endorsement? Hell... I'd do it for the right Driver...

    Me too....Minnie Driver

    minnie-driver-3.jpg

    @the-gipper said:

    Me too....Minnie Driver

    minnie-driver-3.jpg

    Way hotter than Minnie Mouse.

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    it's the heisman trophy pose.......with a hop, skip and a jump added.

    is this how mik diplomatically says he fagged that shit up?

    @miktoxic said:

    it's the heisman trophy pose.......with a hop, skip and a jump added.

  • C Clevfan4life

    is this how mik diplomatically says he fagged that shit up?

    @miktoxic said:

    it's the heisman trophy pose.......with a hop, skip and a jump added.

    @clevfan4life said:

    is this how mik diplomatically says he fagged that shit up?

    well it is election day. trying to be as 'diplomatic' as possible.

  • jrb12711J jrb12711

    Meanwhile JM has done nothing but keep his head down and work since he's been a Brown. I guarantee if a magazine flashed you a good sum of money to take a corny picture you'd be inking the deal while the paper was still warm. Good for him to capitalize on it.

    @jrb12711 said:

    Meanwhile JM has done nothing but keep his head down and work on his golf game since he's been a Brown.

    Fixed...

    Rule #1: Head down, Ass up.

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
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  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    @jrb12711 said:

    Meanwhile JM has done nothing but keep his head down and work on his golf game since he's been a Brown.

    Fixed...

    Rule #1: Head down, Ass up.

    @tour2ma said:

    "Head down, Ass up.

    That's the way I like to fuck"

    -ludacris

    Tour2maT 1 Reply
  • T TXDawg

    @miktoxic said:

    at least is a Browns fag ...

    fixed.

    @jcam222 said:

    Hopefully none looking that queer!! Hoyer is a PROFESSIONAL quarterback in the NFL. Luckily for us he sticks to football mags as opposed to TMZ and gay golf pics. Why I'm the hell would he even let them use that photo??

    @roycerolls said:

    How often does a 2nd string rookie get as many endorsement deals as JF? Let the kid make his money. everyone here would stick a driver up their asshole for the opportunity to get an endorsement deal.

    Seriously... Does everyone on this board fantasize about gay sex every day?

    @txdawg said:

    Seriously... Does everyone on this board fantasize about gay sex every day?

    No shit. I said the same thing months ago. Its like this forearm is a secret nambla base of operations.

  • R RoyceRolls

    @tour2ma said:

    "Head down, Ass up.

    That's the way I like to fuck"

    -ludacris

    @roycerolls said:

    That's the way I like to fuck"

    -ludacris

    lol... I have to admit as soon as I typed that, Gip's Minnie Driver pic popped into my head...

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
  • WalterWhiteW WalterWhite

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    How many Golf Digest covers has Hoyer been on? Exactly...

    @walterwhite said:

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    How many Golf Digest covers has Hoyer been on? Exactly...

    Why stop here, just think of all the great magazines he could be a cover boy to. Guns & Ammo, National Enquirer, Vogue and it goes on and on. The rough life of a backup Qb...
  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    @jrb12711 said:

    Meanwhile JM has done nothing but keep his head down and work on his golf game since he's been a Brown.

    Fixed...

    Rule #1: Head down, Ass up.

    @tour2ma said:

    Fixed...

    Rule #1: Head down, Ass up.

    haha, all I'm saying is we haven't had an ounce of drama outside of what the media churns up about the QB battle. We've come a long way from questionable rolling of $20's in a vegas bathroom.

  • Just struck me that in this cover, we have the makings of another excellent Caption Contest...


    "Spaulding! Get your foot off the boat!"

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    it's the heisman trophy pose.......with a hop, skip and a jump added.

    @miktoxic said:

    it's the heisman trophy pose.......with a hop, skip and a jump added.

    Looks to me like he's farting

  • ManzierM Manzier

    @miktoxic said:

    it's the heisman trophy pose.......with a hop, skip and a jump added.

    Looks to me like he's farting

    @manzier said:

    Looks to me like he's farting

    "Woah! Stay back everybody, I had Indian food last night"

  • gftChrisG gftChris

    @manzier said:

    Looks to me like he's farting

    "Woah! Stay back everybody, I had Indian food last night"

    @gftchris said:

    "Woah! Stay back everybody, I had Indian food last night"

    No, I think he had a couple of burrito supremes and pinto beans on the side.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.

  • but no sniggers?

  • Hoyer over Manziel tops coaching decisions

    By Associated Press November 6 at 3:15 AM

    Handing Johnny Football a clipboard and baseball cap has worked out nicely for the Cleveland Browns.

    Rookie coach Mike Pettines decision to start Brian Hoyer instead of first-round pick Johnny Manziel wasnt popular among fans, but the Browns are 5-3 and in the mix in the AFC North.

    Hoyer has rebounded from knee surgery to put his hometown team in position to make a run at its first playoff appearance since 2002 and post only its second winning season in the last 12 years.

    Were doing a good job of finding ways to win, Browns four-time All-Pro tackle Joe Thomas said. Part of that is having a quarterback whos making the clutch throws.

    For picking Hoyer over Manziel, Pettine gets our vote for best coaching decision in the first half.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/redskins/hoyer-over-manziel-tops-coaching-decisions/2014/11/06/12f1f80c-658d-11e4-ab86-46000e1d0035_story.html

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196

  • Another nice read from Tom Reed on the import of tonite's game to Hoyer's season and contract and...

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    What Brian Hoyer's performance Thursday could mean to Cleveland Browns: Tom Reed analysis

    COLUMBUS, Ohio – Brian Hoyer's last prime-time start – his only one at the NFL level – ended painfully and prematurely after seven snaps.

    The Browns quarterback tore an ACL on Oct. 3, 2013 while sliding to avoid a hit from Bills' linebacker Kiko Alonso. The injury robbed the St. Ignatius product of his season and the Browns of an opportunity to judge whether Hoyer could establish himself as their long-term quarterback.

    Hard work, relentless preparation and mostly solid performances have afforded him another shot under the bright lights and national spotlight. Thursday's game in Cincinnati against the Bengals (5-2-1) is big for the Browns (5-3). It's even bigger for their quarterback.

    If Hoyer leads his hometown team to victory in a stadium where the hosts haven't lost a regular-season game in two seasons and the visitors haven't won in six years it potentially alters perceptions and timetables.

    If Hoyer guides the Browns three games over .500 it's hard to imagine him relinquishing the starter's job for the balance of the schedule barring injury or being Nancy Kerriganed by Drake or Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche.

    It's a massive opportunity for Hoyer, but one also laced with danger should he play poorly on such a large stage. We wouldn't see a switch to Johnny Manziel next week against the Texans no matter how much his vocal supporters would call for one.

    The Browns, after all, still would get to 6-4 with a win over Houston, a record few would have forecast in August. But falling to 1-3 in the division would seriously wound their playoff chances in an AFC North with no team under .500.

    If they fall out of the postseason race you couldn't blame management for wanting to see what they have in Manziel, the No. 22 overall pick, in the season's final month. General manager Ray Farmer was wise not signing Hoyer to an extension right after the quarterback passed his first big test, making so many big throws in the Browns' 31-10 win over the Steelers.

    You want to see how Hoyer performs in games like Thursday night, a contest that could turn a nice season into an extended one. The feeling here is Hoyer will need to win this game, not just make some plays at the end of it the way he did Sunday in a 22-17 victory over the hapless Buccaneers.

    The Browns' offensive line hasn't played well since losing center Alex Mack to a season-ending broken leg against the Steelers. The running game is a mess, managing a combined 158 yards against Crazy Eights of Jacksonville (1-8), Oakland (0-8) and Tampa Bay (1-8). The Browns are missing three All Pros on offense (Mack, Josh Gordon and Jordan Cameron) and their leading receiver, Andrew Hawkins, will be playing on one leg if he's playing at all Thursday night.

    Hoyer is considered smart and efficient, code words for game manager. He'll need to be more than that against the Bengals, who are 13-0-1 in their last 14 home games. He might need to be heroic unless the Browns' defense, which has forced eight turnovers in the last three games, enjoys a huge night.

    The Browns are stepping up in class against an opponent that's already beaten the Ravens twice this season. Regardless of what you think about the inconsistent Andy Dalton he's better than anything the Browns have faced in the past three weeks.

    Hoyer deserves this moment. He's earned it with his three fourth-quarter comebacks, his 10/4 touchdown-to-interception ratio and the mental toughness he's exhibited in dealing with all the Manizel hype.

    He doesn't own a contract beyond this season or a guarantee to be the team's starter beyond the next few games. He's lost his once-reliable rushing attack and is still two weeks away from Gordon's return.

    But three months ago, when the team gift shop teemed with Manziel merchandise, Hoyer gladly would have signed up to be the quarterback leading his Browns into Cincinnati with a chance to go 6-3 and end a 17-game, road-losing streak in the division.

    He's got his opportunity. What he does with it might determine who's taking snaps for this team come December.

    http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/11/what_brian_hoyers_performance.html

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196

  • I said it elsewhere- tonight is Hoyer's Super Bowl. The Pre-pregame on NFLN had insider sources saying Brian is now on a three game audition for starting qb money. He better win two of them, or it well could be JFF time.

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  • "wasn't popular among fans"

    Wait, those Aggie Dbags counted as fans?

    Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
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  • hoortaH hoorta

    I said it elsewhere- tonight is Hoyer's Super Bowl. The Pre-pregame on NFLN had insider sources saying Brian is now on a three game audition for starting qb money. He better win two of them, or it well could be JFF time.

    @hoorta said:

    I said it elsewhere- tonight is Hoyer's Super Bowl. The Pre-pregame on NFLN had insider sources saying Brian is now on a three game audition for starting qb money. He better win two of them, or it well could be JFF time.

    saw the same.

    as i had predicted (thank you) in another thread this is the money grab poker game for hoyer to win or lose with he and his agent looking for starting QB money.

    the NFLN analyst marriucci said that if he plays them into contention the browns will approach him withan offer, if he plays them out of contention the browns will look to see what they have in manziel before the year is up. whether or not he is the QB of the future or if they have to go fishing again next year.

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