Week 13: @ Bills

DumbPhuck62

@miktoxic said:

sprinkle it now and again with some jimmies unruffled.

whatever the fuck that means.

am I too edgy for you? Or have you just drank too much from Lake Erie?

DumbPhuck62

@winstonlegthigh said:
Well that's obvious, johnny football of course.

well at least you have good taste. I like Cameron Jordan's though, he is tall with legs for days.

miktoxic

@bbedward said:

I can't wait to, graduate in may with comp sci & engineering degree from UT

Other parts of NW Ohio and surrounding areas are nice like maumee, perrysburg, Sylvania but Toledo itself for the most part, garbage. They can't keep their brightest there and they don't try to.

well when you're catching the runoff from detroit............

DumbPhuck62

@miktoxic said:

well when you're catching the runoff from detroit............

I don't think that is accurate. Monroe, maybe but that's still a stretch. Toledo is its own separate trash entity

miktoxic

BuffaloBills62 said:
am I too edgy for you? Or have you just drank too much from Lake Erie?

edgy never. but you are sharp as a marble.

JohnnyFootfungus

C'mon guys...let's talk about the game...it's gonna be a brawl.

Speaking of brawls, did you hear about....oh wait.

Tour2ma

BuffaloBills62 said:
So far it has worked out for the bestto keep our field goal kicker fresh for late in the season and our kickoff kicker is still getting them 5 to 6 yards deep in the end zone.

You're shitting us with the "keep-our-kicker-fresh" thing, right?

George C said:
Hilarious... What are the others?

It's a journey of discovery, my friend... bon voyage...

George C said:

When was the last time you guys played... Brady, Gronk, Edelman, Amendola & co?

Trust me, Pettine is no Bellicheat, Hoyer is no Brady, and Cameron is no Gronk. And I highly doubt your wide outs will even see much of the ball when Hoyer is getting crushed within 5 seconds. It's going to be a quick dump off passing game to Cameron for you guys, and some hope of a running game that will be tough to come by.

Week 14 last year... we lost 27-26. Prior to that Week 9 2010.. Mangini beat BB 34-14.

Can't swear who we faced other than Tom Terrific, and don't really care. Both teams are certainly very different now. Suffice it to say that through 3 regimes now and counting, we play them very tough and have a surprisingly good record against the Pats.

If Hoyer holds the ball 5 seconds he deserves to be crushed. Our best pass protection scheme is his quick decision making and release. Most of his passes are away in 2.0 or less... if we go PA, maybe 3.0. Never pays to go longer than that cause by then even our TEs can out run his arm.

If, as you or one of your tribe mentioned earlier, your DBs are not up to quick challenging our WRs, moving the ball via our short, WCO passing style will not be an issue. Where it gets tricky for us is the sheer number of good plays we have to run to go the length of the field. And if the weather is dicey, who knows???

DumbPhuck62

@tour2ma said:

You're shitting us with the "keep-our-kicker-fresh" thing, right?

It's a journey of discovery, my friend... bon voyage...

Week 14 last year... we lost 27-26. Prior to that Week 9 2010.. Mangini beat BB 34-14.

Can't swear who we faced other than Tom Terrific, and don't really care. Both teams are certainly very different now. Suffice it to say that through 3 regimes now and counting, we play them very tough and have a surprisingly good record against the Pats.

If Hoyer holds the ball 5 seconds he deserves to be crushed. Our best pass protection scheme is his quick decision making and release. Most of his passes are away in 2.0 or less... if we go PA, maybe 3.0. Never pays to go longer than that cause by then even our TEs can out run his arm.

If, as you or one of your tribe mentioned earlier, your DBs are not up to quick challenging our WRs, moving the ball via our short, WCO passing style will not be an issue. Where it gets tricky for us is the sheer number of good plays we have to run to go the length of the field. And if the weather is dicey, who knows???

well he is having a terrific season. And we are succeeding on defense and st

Tour2ma

@johnnyfootfungus said:
I am a "Preferred Customer" at Best Buy due to the number of tv's I've gone through. Pats games = Damaged technology.

30-06? Shotgun? Combat boot?

@script-ohio said:
i'll stick around for the Johnny Drama. It will be time after this game.

Not even close...

Mudfly

@tour2ma said:
If, as you or one of your tribe mentioned earlier, your DBs are not up to quick challenging our WRs, moving the ball via our short, WCO passing style will not be an issue. Where it gets tricky for us is the sheer number of good plays we have to run to go the length of the field. And if the weather is dicey, who knows???

Even with the short pass game, something our average receiving corp has achieved is the highest yards per catch in the league.....

Not counting Josh Gordon, we have 3 of the top 5 receivers in the league, in terms of YPC.....3 OF THE TOP 5...A pretty amazing stat for such an average receiver corps and QB.....

Cameron 19.0 ypc

Gabriel 18.0 ypc

Benjamin 18.0 ypc

Note: Hawkins and Gordon aren't even on this list and they are our two best.....so, there's that

So, we dink, we dunk and then we gain!

JohnnyFootfungus

@tour2ma said:

30-06? Shotgun? Combat boot?

...

No, it's more of a Rube Goldberg event: I punch the couch, which wakes up our hyperactive Lab, who knocks the beer of the coffee table, which spills on the cat, who runs under the TV table, tangles in the wires and causes the TV to shimmy to the floor. A 30-06 would be a lot quicker.

Tour2ma

@manzier said:
And George, while we dont have NE in our division, we dont have the Jets either

Not to mention that the Fins have been fairly dismal for a while now... but they are awake now.

Jets will wander in the wilderness a couple more years.

Better get on the stick Buffalo...

@winstonlegthigh said:
Living in DC for the last few year I miss Ohio, both the Cleveland area and the Toledo area.

Speaking on NW Ohio... decades ago ate at a great restaurant in Huron, Ohio... I think... right on an estuary of the Lake... Want to say it was called The Twinehouse. Ring any bells?

Tour2ma

George C said:

One thing Buffalo isn't, is a shit hole.

Yeah like every city there are sketchy sections, maybe where your friends live, but other than a little of that, it's an incredibly close and friendly city to visit or live in.

I live directly between Buffalo and Erie, pa. We are always going that way to shop or for dinner.

We love everything about the city.

BTW, what ever happened to the Flats area?

Manziel...

Never spent much time in Buffalo, but kinda like Rochester area... except for an ebay scammer> Had to go there to file wit the local PD, but also visited some audio internet buds and rode the Jack Rabbit.

Love Erie's Windamere Park.. the Ravine Flyer II is one of the true treasures I've ridden lately.

BuffaloBills62 said:
spent much time there? I've spent a 20 years in Ohio. I spent a great deal of time in Cleveland. Even dated a stripper named Ashley from Lorain/Cleveland a minute.

Penicillin resistant strain?

miktoxic

@tour2ma said:

Not to mention that the Fins have been fairly dismal for a while now... but they are awake now.

Jets will wander in the wilderness a couple more years.

Better get on the stick Buffalo...

Speaking on NW Ohio... decades ago ate at a great restaurant in Huron, Ohio... I think... right on an estuary of the Lake... Want to say it was called The Twinehouse. Ring any bells?

yep. huron is the next city/town east of sandusky and ate at the twine house many times back in the day.

don't know if it's still there. i should though as that is where my daughter and her family live. you could drive through huron on route 6 or 2 and it'd literally take you 3 mins.

DumbPhuck62

@mudfly said:

Even with the short pass game, something our average receiving corp has achieved is the highest yards per catch in the league.....

Not counting Josh Gordon, we have 3 of the top 5 receivers in the league, in terms of YPC.....3 OF THE TOP 5...A pretty amazing stat for such an average receiver corps and QB.....

Cameron 19.0 ypc

Gabriel 18.0 ypc

Benjamin 18.0 ypc

Note: Hawkins and Gordon aren't even on this list and they are our two best.....so, there's that

So, we dink, we dunk and then we gain!

I'd like to see the YAC totals there. YPC is a bit of a misnomer in stat analysis because the YPC can be 21 but 19 of that is YAC. Look at Forte or Sproles in NO.

@tour2ma said:

Manziel...

Never spent much time in Buffalo, but kinda like Rochester area... except for an ebay scammer> Had to go there to file wit the local PD, but also visited some audio internet buds and rode the Jack Rabbit.

Love Erie's Windamere Park.. the Ravine Flyer II is one of the true treasures I've ridden lately.

Penicillin resistant strain?

... wut

JohnnyFootfungus

George C said:

This Donte Wiffner thing sounds like it's getting out of hand on the bills boards.

I hope those who come from Cleveland are prepared for some of the assholes we have in the stands.

It might not be a friendly place to come..unfortunately.

Dame people, let the players settle it..

What Bills Board are you referring to?? TwoBillsDrive doesn't have any outright muscle heads claiming they will start trouble.

Tour2ma

@johnnyfootfungus said:
No, it's more of a Rube Goldberg event: I punch the couch, which wakes up our hyperactive Lab, who knocks the beer of the coffee table, which spills on the cat, who runs under the TV table, tangles in the wires and causes the TV to shimmy to the floor. A 30-06 would be a lot quicker.

lol... well if a cat dies, then your long way has merit...

BuffaloBills62 said:
... wut

Exactly...

George C said:

This Donte Wiffner thing sounds like it's getting out of hand on the bills boards.

I hope those who come from Cleveland are prepared for some of the assholes we have in the stands.

It might not be a friendly place to come..unfortunately.

Dame people, let the players settle it.

First, you can type "damn" here... it's OK.

Next... we're counting on you to keep your fellow fans in line. Tell them the most foul-mouthed, unwelcoming forum in the Universe has historically held Bills fans in high regard. Nothing but good reports from members who have visited "the Ralph".

My one and only visit to Cleveland Browns Stadium was when the Bills came to town in 2012. I was there wrapping up some family business and sat with a very cordial Bills group in the "upper Dog Pound"... which is not really the Pound, but whatever...

You won the game, but lost Spiller, IIRC... not that that is unusual...

Forget the name of the 50-ish gent I sat next too, but great guy with above average game knowledge. I do remember he worked in (maybe ran) a close in, VIP parking area at your stadium.

Tour2ma

And the weather is looking a little better... or at least warmer...

2014 Week 13 - Browns At Bills Weather Report

Kickoff: 11/30/2014 01:00 PM ET

A chance of showers, mainly after 11am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 52. Chance of precipitation is 30%. New precipitation amounts of less than a tenth of an inch possible.

JohnnyFootfungus · Kickoff: 11/30/2014 01:00 PM ET

@tour2ma said:

And the weather is looking a little better... or at least warmer...

2014 Week 13 - Browns At Bills Weather Report

Kickoff: 11/30/2014 01:00 PM ET

A chance of showers, mainly after 11am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 52. Chance of precipitation is 30%. New precipitation amounts of less than a tenth of an inch possible.

I would recommend parking in the stadium lot. If you try and save $10 and go in a private lot, you'll get stuck in the mud (even if you have 4 wheel drive or AWD). It's gonna be messy in the private grass lots. The stadium lots have gravel and you can still tailgate. But everyone will have the same idea, so get there early (7-8am). Just my two cents.

gftChris

Tailgating is an idea I love, that hasn't made it over here yet. It may be because of the nature of the sport - football is more of an entertainment spectacle, that takes that much time that you basically have to find food at some point during or directly before/after; it may be simply because there aren't huge parking lots outside soccer stadia, so you don't have the atmosphere. But damn, it always looks like everyone's having so much fun.