Week 13: @ Bills
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SGT DICK said:
ALLRIGHT YOU CLEVELAND PUSSIES!! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU HIGHSTEPPING SISSIES GOT TO BE 7-4..OH WAIT NOW I REMEMBER..YOURE PLAYIING THE TURDTASTIC NFC SOUTH AND A BUNCH OF OTHER HAS BEEN AFC NORTH LIMP DICKED FRANCHISES MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER USED TO ENJOY..I MEAN WHAT THE HELL IS A BROWN?? WHAT THE HELL IS A BROWN?? A BILL IS AT LEAST SOMETHING LAME YOU GET IN THE MAIL!! OR THE SNOUT ON CERTAIN SPECIES OF ANIMALS!! A BROWN IS A COLOR, LIKE SOME OVER THE RAINBOW HIPPY FAGGOT BULLSHIT!! HILARIOUS!! STAND AT ATTENTION YOU GODDAM MIDDLE AMERICA DOUCHEBAGS!!
WE HAVE A RUNNING BACK NAMED BOOBIE WHO IS A FULLY GROWN HUMAN MAN WITH DREADLOCKS!! YOU FUCKING IDIOTS HIRED OUR OLD DC WHO GAVE YOU THE LAST GAME WE PLAYED!! WHAT A GREAT STRATEGY YOU NUMBNUTS!! SCHWARTZ WILL MAUL PETTINE'S PUFFY GNOMISH FACE OFF!! YES HE DOES LOOK LIKE A GNOME!! PICK IT UP YOU BUNCH OF SCHOOLGRADE LEMONGRASS BITCHES!!
Really?
Zombo
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clever ghoulie.
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SGT DICK said:
ALLRIGHT YOU CLEVELAND PUSSIES!! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU HIGHSTEPPING SISSIES GOT TO BE 7-4..OH WAIT NOW I REMEMBER..YOURE PLAYIING THE TURDTASTIC NFC SOUTH AND A BUNCH OF OTHER HAS BEEN AFC NORTH LIMP DICKED FRANCHISES MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER USED TO ENJOY.
.I MEAN WHAT THE HELL IS A BROWN?? WHAT THE HELL IS A BROWN??
The last name of the coach they were named after.
A BILL IS AT LEAST SOMETHING LAME YOU GET IN THE MAIL!! OR THE SNOUT ON CERTAIN SPECIES OF ANIMALS!!
Or the name of a guy that ran a western show?
Somehow, I suspect that you did not actually know any of this.
A BROWN IS A COLOR, LIKE SOME OVER THE RAINBOW HIPPY FAGGOT BULLSHIT!! HILARIOUS!! STAND AT ATTENTION YOU GODDAM MIDDLE AMERICA DOUCHEBAGS!!
A color, like the Cincinnati Reds, the St. Louis Blues etc.
WE HAVE A RUNNING BACK NAMED BOOBIE WHO IS A FULLY GROWN HUMAN MAN WITH DREADLOCKS!! YOU FUCKING IDIOTS HIRED OUR OLD DC WHO GAVE YOU THE LAST GAME WE PLAYED!! WHAT A GREAT STRATEGY YOU NUMBNUTS!! SCHWARTZ WILL MAUL PETTINE'S PUFFY GNOMISH FACE OFF!! YES HE DOES LOOK LIKE A GNOME!! PICK IT UP YOU BUNCH OF SCHOOLGRADE LEMONGRASS BITCHES!!
Pettine may in fact look like a gnome (are gnomes bald?). But, that "lemongrass" slur.....now that is too much.....to call us the name of an herb used in Thai food? Why, that makes me so angry I want to open a Cleveland area Thai restaurant by that name:
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The herbal insults, that's new. I'll give you that.SGT DICK said:
AND IF I SEE ANY OF YOU MOPEY EYED DAN AUERBACH LOVING COCKSWABBLERS LOITERING AROUND BUFFALO AFTER KYLE ORTON'S DONE PISSING WHISKEY ALL OVER YOUR LIMPWRISTED SECONDARY..WELL NEVER YOU MIND!! FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS I WILL MAKE THIS BOARD FULL OF FREELOADING TIGHTPANTS WEARING SISSIES SO EXCRUCIATING YOU'LL BEG FOR MERCY LIKE THE PENCILPUSHING DICK VAN DYKE WANNABES YOU ARE!! YOU GODDAM BELLBOTTOMED BACKYARD GROWING BASIL BUTTBANDITS MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE!! IN MY OWN MOUTH!! GO BILLS!!
This thread has become one of the most bizarre things l've ever participated in.
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The herbal insults, that's new. I'll give you that.SGT DICK said:
AND IF I SEE ANY OF YOU MOPEY EYED DAN AUERBACH LOVING COCKSWABBLERS LOITERING AROUND BUFFALO AFTER KYLE ORTON'S DONE PISSING WHISKEY ALL OVER YOUR LIMPWRISTED SECONDARY..WELL NEVER YOU MIND!! FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS I WILL MAKE THIS BOARD FULL OF FREELOADING TIGHTPANTS WEARING SISSIES SO EXCRUCIATING YOU'LL BEG FOR MERCY LIKE THE PENCILPUSHING DICK VAN DYKE WANNABES YOU ARE!! YOU GODDAM BELLBOTTOMED BACKYARD GROWING BASIL BUTTBANDITS MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE!! IN MY OWN MOUTH!! GO BILLS!!
This thread has become one of the most bizarre things l've ever participated in.
The herbal insults, that's new. I'll give you that.
This thread has become one of the most bizarre things l've ever participated in.
Herbal insults?......
LISTEN HERE YOU BRINDALL BERRY BUTTBUSTING BUFFALO BILLS BELLYBUMPING BITCH. ORTON THE ORNAMENTAL OKRA OGRE AND THE REST OF THE MALAYSIAN SCERF PEAS YOU CALL A TEAM MIGHT AS WELL KEEP YOUR PANTS DOWN AND HANDS ON YOUR POINTED GOURDS BECAUSE THE BITTER ORANGE BROWNS ARE GONNA GO ALL COCOA GRASS ON YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Somehow this all reminds of hamsters, fathers and eldeberries.
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The herbal insults, that's new. I'll give you that.SGT DICK said:
AND IF I SEE ANY OF YOU MOPEY EYED DAN AUERBACH LOVING COCKSWABBLERS LOITERING AROUND BUFFALO AFTER KYLE ORTON'S DONE PISSING WHISKEY ALL OVER YOUR LIMPWRISTED SECONDARY..WELL NEVER YOU MIND!! FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS I WILL MAKE THIS BOARD FULL OF FREELOADING TIGHTPANTS WEARING SISSIES SO EXCRUCIATING YOU'LL BEG FOR MERCY LIKE THE PENCILPUSHING DICK VAN DYKE WANNABES YOU ARE!! YOU GODDAM BELLBOTTOMED BACKYARD GROWING BASIL BUTTBANDITS MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE!! IN MY OWN MOUTH!! GO BILLS!!
This thread has become one of the most bizarre things l've ever participated in.
These threads are pretty common over at TwoBillsDrive. They sometimes go on for another 15 pages AFTER the game is over. I have to hand it to you guys though, herbal insults are quite thymely and sage under the circumstances.The herbal insults, that's new. I'll give you that.
This thread has become one of the most bizarre things l've ever participated in.
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Were there ever any actual Buffalos in your area?
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I believe so...the Iroquois (native Americans in our area) called them "Rakeesh maca maca killimo" which is loosely translated as "Big, four legged, horned mammal that shits out Brown excrement". As I said, that's a loose translation. It could also mean "Big furry cow like animal that makes good burger".Were there ever any actual Buffalos in your area?
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Really looking forward to the game this week. While my Bills are 6-5 and really on the outside looking in of the playoff picture, you guys have surprised a lot of people this year with a 7-4 record and a much better shot at the playoffs than the Bills. I have been living in Central Ohio for over 20 years now so if I had to pick a second team to root for it would definitely be the Browns. I see this being a tight game with a late turnover possible deciding it. I have been really impressed with the Browns running game and ability to make big plays in the passing game. Hoyer, in my eyes, is playing pretty well despite the 55% completion percentage and has been really clutch in the 4th quarter-hes the type of QB I would like the Bills to go after. Hes been playing with a subpar receiving core all year and still has found ways to make big plays. Having Josh Gordon back and possibly Jordan Cameron will really make this Cleveland offense explosive. On the other side, its been a bit of roller coaster for my Bills. The early season switch to Kyle Orton has at least given our offense somebody who will throw the ball to the wide receivers but when it comes down to it, hes still Kyle Orton lol. Our biggest strength is our D-Line and it has kept us in all of our games. Our D-Line vs Cleveland's outstanding O-Line will be the biggest matchup and deciding factor in this game. Anyway, I expect a hard fought match between two hopeful Playoff teams and I wish you guys the best of luck! If you make the playoffs, Ill be rooting hard for you guys to make it all the way!! Happy Holidays!
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I believe so...the Iroquois (native Americans in our area) called them "Rakeesh maca maca killimo" which is loosely translated as "Big, four legged, horned mammal that shits out Brown excrement". As I said, that's a loose translation. It could also mean "Big furry cow like animal that makes good burger".Were there ever any actual Buffalos in your area?
I believe so...the Iroquois (native Americans in our area) called them "Rakeesh maca maca killimo" which is loosely translated as "Big, four legged, horned mammal that shits out Brown excrement". As I said, that's a loose translation. It could also mean "Big furry cow like animal that makes good burger".
LOL... you're pretty hard to hate...
Did you know that?
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Just benched Sammy Watkins for isaiah Crowell at W/R position on my fantasy team.
Haden will shut down Watty.
Crowell is the better rookie.
Zombo
Probably a good idea. Sammy has hot and cold games. Lately, he gets all the attention which opens up Woods, Hogan. Haden is a good CB so if he goes man-to-man (with no safety backing) Sammy could have a big game.Zombo said:
Just benched Sammy Watkins for isaiah Crowell at W/R position on my fantasy team.
Haden will shut down Watty.
Crowell is the better rookie.
Zombo
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I believe so...the Iroquois (native Americans in our area) called them "Rakeesh maca maca killimo" which is loosely translated as "Big, four legged, horned mammal that shits out Brown excrement". As I said, that's a loose translation. It could also mean "Big furry cow like animal that makes good burger".
LOL... you're pretty hard to hate...
Did you know that?
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lol. Dyou know what a hassa is Frank? Atsa pig that don't fly straight.George C said:
I love a confident guy.
In the immortal words of Tony Montana: Jyou fucked up..
So long Mel..
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