Jonathan Paul Manziel
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We call them DumbAss Texan fans. Because, well, they ARE from Texas.....and also because they were too dumb to come up with an original name. I mean, what is a Texan.....just some that lives within the confines of certain boundaries. It would have been as silly as saying the "Cleveland Ohioans"....or some such.
Nah but Houstonianswere just too apathetic. When the Oilers announced that they were leaving maybe 100 people showed up downtown to protest but what did Cleveland do to Model! Sued his ass - you can't take the name, you can't take the colors - you can't take shit ahd we'll try to stop you from taking the team.
McNair,even though he is a great man, has no originality. The Texans name stems from the Dallas team that Lamar Hunt moved to KC and re-names it the Chiefs. I would have purchased the Oilers name from Bud Adams and the colors. It could have been Luv Ya Blue round 2.
BTW, not dumb. I'll bet you're bundled up in Wadsworth right now while I'm sitting outside in shorts and a t-shirt posting on my laptop. Ain't nothing like 70's on Dec 11.
BTW, not dumb. I'll bet you're bundled up in Wadsworth right now while I'm sitting outside in shorts and a t-shirt posting on my laptop. Ain't nothing like 70's on Dec 11.
Haha....I always laugh when folks act like hot, dusty, sweaty, nasty places are better because there isnt snow or cold.....
I'll take my winter....to be rewarded with glorious springs....perfectly tolerable(and GREEN) summers......beautiful, cool falls......all topped by a blanket of white for christmas.....
My bro lives in Tucson, the ugliest and most hostile environment Ive ever been in.....I wouldn't last a week there.....
And I visit Texas & Oklahoma about 5-6 times a year and wouldn't trade for a day.....or an hour....
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And still... Fuck Ft Wayne
So, why the Ft. Wayne hate?
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BTW, not dumb. I'll bet you're bundled up in Wadsworth right now while I'm sitting outside in shorts and a t-shirt posting on my laptop. Ain't nothing like 70's on Dec 11.
Haha....I always laugh when folks act like hot, dusty, sweaty, nasty places are better because there isnt snow or cold.....
I'll take my winter....to be rewarded with glorious springs....perfectly tolerable(and GREEN) summers......beautiful, cool falls......all topped by a blanket of white for christmas.....
My bro lives in Tucson, the ugliest and most hostile environment Ive ever been in.....I wouldn't last a week there.....
And I visit Texas & Oklahoma about 5-6 times a year and wouldn't trade for a day.....or an hour....
Haha....I always laugh when folks act like hot, dusty, sweaty, nasty places are better because there isnt snow or cold.....
I'll take my winter....to be rewarded with glorious springs....perfectly tolerable(and GREEN) summers......beautiful, cool falls......all topped by a blanket of white for christmas.....
My bro lives in Tucson, the ugliest and most hostile environment Ive ever been in.....I wouldn't last a week there.....
And I visit Texas & Oklahoma about 5-6 times a year and wouldn't trade for a day.....or an hour....
Well, to be honest, that has been my attitude too......but now that I am the age I am dealing with ice where you have to walk...and snow is becoming a problem. Plus I am starting to get some of those little tweeking pains from the cold...so I could see leaving the cold weather. But where would be the best place to go? I hate humid sweltering heat.....like Fla/Louisiana/ parts of Texas. San Diego and other parts of California might be great weather wise....but the traffic/cost of living etc. seem intolerable. Arizona is a possibility....but not Tuscon or Phoenix.....north toward Prescott or Sedona might be good. Flagstaff is too far north as they get a ton of snow there.
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Seriously, take a gander at this site if you're interested- http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/forums/patsfans-com-patriots-fan-forum.10/
The amount of bickering, bitching and idiocracy has driven me from it and I used to love posting there. I've been logging on here instead the past two days.
We deal with this regular with Pittsburgh fans. But, once Tom Brady retires the arrogance will go out of them...and they will be the irrelevent team that they were for the first 40 years of their existance. (though their 40 years wasn't as bad as the Steelers first 40 years)
We deal with this regular with Pittsburgh fans. But, once Tom Brady retires the arrogance will go out of them...and they will be the irrelevent team that they were for the first 40 years of their existance. (though their 40 years wasn't as bad as the Steelers first 40 years)
I don't think its Tom Brady that gives New England fans this arrogance- even for all the years the Red Sox and Patriots weren't great, New England fans are typically arrogant jackasses who can only respond to disagreement by insisting that they are right. Also I don't think the Pats will necessarily be a bad team again just because Brady retires. If they let Jimmy G. learn behind Brady for a few years I could see him being a decent franchise quarterback. He is a FAR better backup skill-set wise than Mallet and Hoyer ever were (though you guys know all too well about the latter)
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Why am I not surprised?
Gip, sorry, but I could give two shits whether the NFL ever acknowledges the AAFC records of a great team in an inferior league.
Go (future) Browns...
Why am I not surprised?
Gip, sorry, but I could give two shits whether the NFL ever acknowledges the AAFC records of a great team in an inferior league.
Go (future) Browns...
Except.....note....the AAFC was not the inferior league. For reasons I state earlier. The Browns just became too dominant for it.
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This whole Johnny thing just might turn my Sunday Ticket money into beer money... hmmmmm...
This whole Johnny thing just might turn my Sunday Ticket money into beer money... hmmmmm...
well at least there's that.............WINNING!
I sent fox a message saying you were there Mik. They replied, "Well we'll just X that fucker out".
i literally almost fell off my chair reading this. fuggin hilarious!
You're damn right more people will. I don't know a single Cleveland Browns fan in person and never have, but I know more people who are interested in this game than any other this weekend (Minus Pats/Dolphins of course...)
i lived in the boston area in the late 80s. believe me, you'd remember me.
went to the original garden to see a bruin's game with comp seats behind the bench, weeks later going out to bars people recognized me from the telecast.
yeah i'm that good mfers.
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We deal with this regular with Pittsburgh fans. But, once Tom Brady retires the arrogance will go out of them...and they will be the irrelevent team that they were for the first 40 years of their existance. (though their 40 years wasn't as bad as the Steelers first 40 years)
I don't think its Tom Brady that gives New England fans this arrogance- even for all the years the Red Sox and Patriots weren't great, New England fans are typically arrogant jackasses who can only respond to disagreement by insisting that they are right. Also I don't think the Pats will necessarily be a bad team again just because Brady retires. If they let Jimmy G. learn behind Brady for a few years I could see him being a decent franchise quarterback. He is a FAR better backup skill-set wise than Mallet and Hoyer ever were (though you guys know all too well about the latter)
I don't think its Tom Brady that gives New England fans this arrogance- even for all the years the Red Sox and Patriots weren't great, New England fans are typically arrogant jackasses who can only respond to disagreement by insisting that they are right.
Nothing new to me, I am a lawyer after all.
Also I don't think the Pats will necessarily be a bad team again just because Brady retires. If they let Jimmy G. learn behind Brady for a few years I could see him being a decent franchise quarterback. He is a FAR better backup skill-set wise than Mallet and Hoyer ever were (though you guys know all too well about the latter)
Oh, now you really sound like a freeking Steeler fan: "We are great because we are great and nothing will ever turn us from the path of greatness."
FYI, I think only twice in the history of the NFL did a team lose a HOF caliber QB and follow it up with another HOF caliber QB.
Joe Montana followed by Steve Young
Brett Favre followed by Aaron Rodgers.
and maybe include Bob Waterfield followed by Norm Van Brocklin.
(and in the near future probably Peyton followed by Luck)
Jimmy Garropolo might be your Mark Malone (who had to follow up both Terry Bradshaw and Dan Fouts) or your Brian (not Bob) Griese or your Jay Fiedler or your Quincy Carter...or your Tommy O'Connell
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I know a guy from Texas who is a Dallas Cowboys/NY Yankees fan... I think alot of people like that are simply bandwagon fans who followed the Yankees for years simply because they were consistently a good ball team.
We know a guy from Akron, Ohio who claims to be a Cowboys/Yankees fan. His name is LeBron James.
Years ago I invented a term that you will see here on occasion: FRAK, simply FrontRunnerAssKisser. Guys that jump on the bandwagon of teams that win instead of really being loyal to you home town team.
To paraphrase Marcellus Wallace: Fuck FRAKS.
We know a guy from Akron, Ohio who claims to be a Cowboys/Yankees fan. His name is LeBron James.
Years ago I invented a term that you will see here on occasion: FRAK, simply FrontRunnerAssKisser. Guys that jump on the bandwagon of teams that win instead of really being loyal to you home town team.
To paraphrase Marcellus Wallace: Fuck FRAKS.
FRAK. Best thing I have heard today. I love it.
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I don't think its Tom Brady that gives New England fans this arrogance- even for all the years the Red Sox and Patriots weren't great, New England fans are typically arrogant jackasses who can only respond to disagreement by insisting that they are right.
Nothing new to me, I am a lawyer after all.
Also I don't think the Pats will necessarily be a bad team again just because Brady retires. If they let Jimmy G. learn behind Brady for a few years I could see him being a decent franchise quarterback. He is a FAR better backup skill-set wise than Mallet and Hoyer ever were (though you guys know all too well about the latter)
Oh, now you really sound like a freeking Steeler fan: "We are great because we are great and nothing will ever turn us from the path of greatness."
FYI, I think only twice in the history of the NFL did a team lose a HOF caliber QB and follow it up with another HOF caliber QB.
Joe Montana followed by Steve Young
Brett Favre followed by Aaron Rodgers.
and maybe include Bob Waterfield followed by Norm Van Brocklin.
(and in the near future probably Peyton followed by Luck)
Jimmy Garropolo might be your Mark Malone (who had to follow up both Terry Bradshaw and Dan Fouts) or your Brian (not Bob) Griese or your Jay Fiedler or your Quincy Carter...or your Tommy O'Connell
I don't think its Tom Brady that gives New England fans this arrogance- even for all the years the Red Sox and Patriots weren't great, New England fans are typically arrogant jackasses who can only respond to disagreement by insisting that they are right.
Nothing new to me, I am a lawyer after all.
Also I don't think the Pats will necessarily be a bad team again just because Brady retires. If they let Jimmy G. learn behind Brady for a few years I could see him being a decent franchise quarterback. He is a FAR better backup skill-set wise than Mallet and Hoyer ever were (though you guys know all too well about the latter)
Oh, now you really sound like a freeking Steeler fan: "We are great because we are great and nothing will ever turn us from the path of greatness."
FYI, I think only twice in the history of the NFL did a team lose a HOF caliber QB and follow it up with another HOF caliber QB.
Joe Montana followed by Steve Young
Brett Favre followed by Aaron Rodgers.
and maybe include Bob Waterfield followed by Norm Van Brocklin.
(and in the near future probably Peyton followed by Luck)
Jimmy Garropolo might be your Mark Malone (who had to follow up both Terry Bradshaw and Dan Fouts) or your Brian (not Bob) Griese or your Jay Fiedler or your Quincy Carter...or your Tommy O'Connell
I never said Jimmy G. would be a HoF QB, nor did I say that we would be a championship team. I said I think he has the talent to be a "decent franchise quarterback". Also do I think we will still be contenders? As long as we have Bill Belichick, yes we will be. We may not win the AFC east every year after Brady leaves but yes we will still be in the running because Belichick knows how to assemble a good squad of guys year after year.
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Texas is a cute place with a fascinating lack of self-awareness.
They fetishize their military history ["Don't Mess With Texas"] yet the actual historical record shows that Texas conclusively lost every engagement they were in.
The "free" state of Texas was bailed out by the US Federal Government - each and every time.
The more labels you have for yourself, the dumber they make you. "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." Paul Brown -
Is this for real? Wow! But I still live near Tampa and our game is on at the same time the Bucs are on. PHOOEY! Bucs are 2-11 against Derek Anderson. I will read a book and watch the Browns on NFL REWIND
Is this for real? Wow! But I still live near Tampa and our game is on at the same time the Bucs are on. PHOOEY! Bucs are 2-11 against Derek Anderson. I will read a book and watch the Browns on NFL REWIND
well you can always go to the bar, not go in (because you have no fake ID), find upperlip and make out in your backseat. nothing a cop loves than pulling up to a car and seeing two 15 year old lesbians making out.
And still... Fuck Ft Wayne
maybe it they called it fort fucking john wayne it wouldn't be so fucking lame.
lol... Is it me or have you gotten a lot funnier lately?
rolls is fucking hilarious. he had me rolling in the tavern a couple sundays ago. should be a writer. i know a couple of shows that could use some help.
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Texas is a cute place with a fascinating lack of self-awareness.
They fetishize their military history ["Don't Mess With Texas"] yet the actual historical record shows that Texas conclusively lost every engagement they were in.
The "free" state of Texas was bailed out by the US Federal Government - each and every time.
They fetishize their military history ["Don't Mess With Texas"] yet the actual historical record shows that Texas conclusively lost every engagement they were in.
"Don't Mess... " was a classic anti-litter, ad campaign...
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"They fetishize their military history ["Don't Mess With Texas"] yet the actual historical record shows that Texas conclusively lost every engagement they were in."
Finally someone else who agrees with me. Didn't they get their ass handed to them by the Mexicans time after time? Yet they still let their bull horns and homo-erotic vibes run rampant while they think they're so much cooler than the rest of the continental U.S.... sheesh.
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@everlastingxxx said:
He was walking (wobbling) in the parking lot. My little boy spotted him. We play a game where you get points for spotting items of interest. A midget is worth 10 points.
God I love Wal-Mart. The other day I went into the mens room to find the ENTIRE bathroom coated in baby powder. Every stall, urinal, walls, toilets, ceiling, looked like hell. So I went out and informed what appeared to be a 4'7" 300 pound woman of the situation and her response? "Ok." No ff#&$^'s given.
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@everlastingxxx said:
A question to those that have seen the build up to the other 20 quarterbacks. Does this feel any different? Is there any clue that you can sense that gives you slightly more hope?
Tim Couch had even more hype, because it was the rebirth of the franchise and all that. The Pro Couch v Anti Couch debates were something to behold. I was the founder of "Camp Couch" for all of those who had faith in our boy Tim the whole way through, and Atenears (the guy who owns this site) was the leader of "The Darkside", the guys that gagged at the couch hype and never bought into him.
Ty Detmer was a placeholder. Held that place for one awful, awful game.
Spergon Wynn was a brilliant pick, took him in the 6th round in 2000 draft to be Couch's backup (or perhaps, competition). The next QB taken that round was some kid named Brady. Wynn was over his head and had no hype.
Doug Pederson was an injury replacement ... and not a good one.
Kelly Holcomb got some people excited. He was Manning's backup (like Hoyer to Brady) and when he got a chance at the end of 2002 season, he excelled. Helped us to beat Atlanta to get into the the playoffs, and then torched the Steelers in the playoffs for over 400 yards passing, a gme we had won until Dennis Northcutt dropped a perfectly thrown ball from Holcomb. Another heartbreaker. The next year, Holcomb was named the starter over Couch, a heated competition among fans and on the field, had his own BBQ sauce and was getting some love ... and then he was really flat when he opened the season with the job ... much more like Bad Hoyer than good Hoyer.
The next year Jeff Garcia was brought in and the fanbase took an immediate dislike to him. He just didn't seem like a good fit, and he wasn't. But he married a local Playboy centerfold while he was here, so good for him.
That same year we had drafted Luke McCown in the fourth round, so with the season lost, we started him for four games after Butch Davis bailed. With Terry Robiskie as coach and McCown as QB we went0-4 and any enthusiasm for McCown dwindled with each appearance, I think we finally went back to Holcomb for a win at the end of the season. Ugly.
The next year we cleaned house, new coach, New QBs. We signed Trent Difer to be the starter and picked "Local Boy" Charlie Frye in the third round to groom for the future. The fanbase hated the Dilfer selection because of his days with the ravens, and because of the fact that he sucked. He lasted 11 games before Frye came in for the last five. Frye was very mediocre, which was starting to look good for us. Guys started dressing up as "Fryes Guys" with french fry costumes on ... it was as gay as it sounds.
Frye's full season as a starter was a disaster, one of those years where our defense seemed promising but the offense kept sending them back onto the field. Frye thankfully got injured, and we saw a little bit of Derek Anderson at the end of the year, he at least had an arm, but he was tripping over his own feet.
So then came the glorious 2007 season: We traded a first and a second with Dallas to move up and take "Local Boy" and matinee idol, Brady Quinn. There was much hype about Quinn, maybe more than Manziel (it just dissipates a little with each disappointment), but he held out which meant the starting job was going to go to either Frye or Anderson. I had coined a term for that two-headed monster called "Oafwigger", because Frye was criticized as a "wigger" and Anderson looked like a big oaf in clown shoes his rookie year.
Romeo Crennel infamously decided to "flip a coin" to determine the starter between the oaf and the wigger, and the wigger won, and he went out and promptly shit his his pants in front of 72,000 on opening day versus the Steelers. They traded Frye by Tuesday and Anderson was named starter as Quinn was still not deemed ready.
Well, Anderson goes out throws for 5 TDs and puts up 51 points to beat the Bungles (The bar is high, Johnny) in his first game as starter and the legend of Derek "Horseballs" Anderson is born. Not much hype with Anderson, except for one relentless guy, but there was hope. He had a Pro Bowl season and we went 10-6, but he noticibely tapered off and made mistakes down the stretch which some some saw as a warning sign ... and they were right.
The next year, 2008, everything blew up. On the field, and on the board. Anderson struggled big time and the "Quinn Fags" as they were now called were impatient, to say the least. It was much worse than Johnny, you couldn't start a conversation without it turning to "Brady, Brady, Brady" ... Quinn eventually got his chance and he was, if anything, worse than Anderson. "Stillborn" is how I describe it. He lost his job back to Anderson, then Anderson got hurt, Brady back in, he go hurt, Ken Dorsey (umm ... no buildup) got in, he got hurt, Bruce Gradkowski grabbed off the street (no buildup) .. poor bastard had no chance and now he's a stiller.
The Quinn Fags tried to revolt because we wouldn't get rid of the one Anderson fan, so instead we got rid of all the Quinn Fags. The next year, both Quinn and Anderson were awful and Romeo got fired, the GM got fired, time to start all over...
So in 2010 we were going to "return to the basics" with Eric Mangini. We brought in veteran Jake Del Homme to man the ship, Seneca Wallace to back him up, and took a flyer on another college hero, this time it was tiny Texan Colt McCoy in the third round. He was just going to sit and learn though, with two veterans ahead of him ... right. Del Hommo sucks, gets injured. Wallace sucks, gets injured. By week 6, Colt McCoy is the starter. He has a lot of "moxie" and is very likeable, so we all latch onto him and hope for the best.
Colt was thrown to the wolves too early and was overwhelmed. He got the entire season to start in 2011, but left after a concussion in week 13. I think he only had one 300 yard game, but most weeks he never got 200. He just wasn't a big-time passer in a league of big-time passers.
The next year Brandon Weeden, "The Oldest Rookie of Them All" is drafted, and the mood was hopeful, but guarded. Very guarded. We felt like we reached and we did. Once he and Colt got injured, then we had the Thaddeus Lewis era for one game. We lost, he didn't come back.
So last year, we all hate Weeden already, they sign veteran Jason Campbell to back him up and grabbed "Local Boy" Brian Hoyer as third string insurance. Weeden blows, Hoyer leapfrogs Campbell and jumpstarts a dormant offense, the city finally has a QB to be excited about ... and he blows out his knee. We go 1-12 in games started by Weeds and Campy and video's like "Angry Browns Fans Christmas" start to appear.
That brings us to you, and your boy.
Excited? Yes. Hopeful? Yes. But by now the attitude is more of a "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, PLEASE LET HIM BE THE ONE!"
No Pressure.
Zombo
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Oafwigger, lol. I forgot about that.
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Whatever happened to the whole Texas secession thing....werent they gonna leave and be their own country or something?.....
If that had happened, we'd have the first foreign QB, right?
Browns Board HOF worthy summary there Z...
Maybe we need a "history" section?
Whatever happened to the whole Texas secession thing....werent they gonna leave and be their own country or something?.....
If that had happened, we'd have the first foreign QB, right?
lol... well Perry won re-election as "Gubner" and had to tone it down for the Prez Priamries... Especially since he was dead wrong about Texas having a special right to secede granted when it originally joined the union.
The terms of Annexation that supposedly allows Texas to cease being the state we now know, required it to be broken into five regions that could individually apply for statehood... not a desirable demotion for the "Gubner".
But even if the Annexation term was still held up as valid, it's clearly trumped now by a little thing called The Constitution which prohibits existing states splitting into smaller states. Perry's never read past the 2nd Amendment.
And FYI... Perry is much smarter now... wears glasses and everything.
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