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  • @mudfly said:

    I just did a bing search for "redhead midget" images.......HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!......thats all I can say....

    The wonderful world of the internet

    @comeonman said:

    The wonderful world of the internet

    I was honestly just fishing for a funny pic.....guess I should be happy that I didn't search gay redhead midget.......

  • I hear JF is gonna be a guest star.

  • Dalton is awesome!

  • Hey bra someone call me out?

  • Sounds like a tall order

  • Anyone else hoping JF shows up with a little green Christmas elf cap to wear on the sidelines when the D is on the field? 😛

  • Most Aggys I know just want to follow JF cause he won while in college, I think they want him to keep winning moreso than their train wreck school.

    I think he will be special but that is speaking from the heart, we will see on Sunday.

  • Well you have to admit; we haven't talked about any one Browns player like this since I can remember. We knew what we were getting with Lebron James but this is totally different. It seems no one can agree. The talking heads on ESPN and NFL channel argue all day every day about wether or not Johnny will be successful. Heath Evans hates him along with Charlie Casserly. Dion Sanders thinks he should have started the season. Boy!

    I just hope the offensive line is healthy and Ryan Seymour the center has a good day.

  • My Hate List:

    1. Steelers

    2. Ravens

    3. Bungles

    4. Cowboys

    5. Dolphins (from living down here)

    6. Patriots (the fans)

    7. Broncos (the history)

    8. Texas (fuck Texas and fuck expansion teams)

    That's about all I hate, but we need two more, so I will add:

    9. Chiefs (because of bad experience with some of their fat obnoxious fans once)

    10. Penguins (because they are all Steeler fans)

    OK, they are really a hockey team, so 10. Rams, (because they keep moving and dicking over people)

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    My Hate List:

    1. Steelers

    2. Ravens

    3. Bungles

    4. Cowboys

    5. Dolphins (from living down here)

    6. Patriots (the fans)

    7. Broncos (the history)

    8. Texas (fuck Texas and fuck expansion teams)

    That's about all I hate, but we need two more, so I will add:

    9. Chiefs (because of bad experience with some of their fat obnoxious fans once)

    10. Penguins (because they are all Steeler fans)

    OK, they are really a hockey team, so 10. Rams, (because they keep moving and dicking over people)

    Zombo

    Dolphins cuz the whole organization is whacked. And they covered up for fat boy Incognito. The Team Bully.

    The Jets because their fans are so arrogant and the coach sucks.

  • @the-gipper said:

    We know a guy from Akron, Ohio who claims to be a Cowboys/Yankees fan. His name is LeBron James.

    Years ago I invented a term that you will see here on occasion: FRAK, simply FrontRunnerAssKisser. Guys that jump on the bandwagon of teams that win instead of really being loyal to you home town team.

    To paraphrase Marcellus Wallace: Fuck FRAKS.

    FRAK. Best thing I have heard today. I love it.

    @pats_fan93 said:

    FRAK. Best thing I have heard today. I love it.

    How doctor root for a team in a city you've never lived in. FRAK is for fair weather fans. LeBron is now a Browns fan. He learned his lesson. Never bite the hand that feeds you. And throw that Yankee cap in Lake Erie.

  • My Hate List:

    1. Steelers

    2. Ravens

    3. Bungles

    4. Cowboys

    5. Dolphins (from living down here)

    6. Patriots (the fans)

    7. Broncos (the history)

    8. Texas (fuck Texas and fuck expansion teams)

    That's about all I hate, but we need two more, so I will add:

    9. Chiefs (because of bad experience with some of their fat obnoxious fans once)

    10. Penguins (because they are all Steeler fans)

    OK, they are really a hockey team, so 10. Rams, (because they keep moving and dicking over people)

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    My Hate List:

    1. Steelers

    2. Ravens

    3. Bungles

    4. Cowboys

    5. Dolphins (from living down here)

    6. Patriots (the fans)

    7. Broncos (the history)

    8. Texas (fuck Texas and fuck expansion teams)

    That's about all I hate, but we need two more, so I will add:

    9. Chiefs (because of bad experience with some of their fat obnoxious fans once)

    10. Penguins (because they are all Steeler fans)

    OK, they are really a hockey team, so 10. Rams, (because they keep moving and dicking over people)

    Zombo

    What the hell do you guys hate so much about Texas
  • i call bullshit. the broncos have to be on the top of the list for anyone my age.

    my friend just today named both games we played in afc mother fricking championships and in both we were two arm pit hairs away from going to the super bowl. and on both accounts he said we would've beat both the gints and the skins.

    fuck elway. fuck denver (even though it's a beautiful place to live) and fuck anyone that even looks like elway. yeah that means the whole manning clan. fuck you.

    only thing pittsburgh did was build a team better that us for like 30 fucking years.

    oh and fuck bill cowher and will smith and anyone that looks like either one of those aholes.

  • Most Aggys I know just want to follow JF cause he won while in college, I think they want him to keep winning moreso than their train wreck school.

    I think he will be special but that is speaking from the heart, we will see on Sunday.

    @code-win said:

    Most Aggys I know just want to follow JF cause he won while in college, I think they want him to keep winning moreso than their train wreck school.

    I think he will be special but that is speaking from the heart, we will see on SundayI

    I have never missed an A&M game and rarely watch the NFL, but ever since Johnny came along and got drafted you are exactly right. He kind of ruined A&M football for me for a while because watching them now is so boring, even when they win. I would give up A&M ever winning a title for the Browns to win the super bowl this year. Although to be fair I didn't actually go to A&M and am only a fan of their basketball and football teams. My dad and the rest of my family did so that is why I watch the games.

  • @code-win said:

    Most Aggys I know just want to follow JF cause he won while in college, I think they want him to keep winning moreso than their train wreck school.

    I think he will be special but that is speaking from the heart, we will see on SundayI

    I have never missed an A&M game and rarely watch the NFL, but ever since Johnny came along and got drafted you are exactly right. He kind of ruined A&M football for me for a while because watching them now is so boring, even when they win. I would give up A&M ever winning a title for the Browns to win the super bowl this year. Although to be fair I didn't actually go to A&M and am only a fan of their basketball and football teams. My dad and the rest of my family did so that is why I watch the games.

    @texaskevin06 said:

    I have never missed an A&M game and rarely watch the NFL, but ever since Johnny came along and got drafted you are exactly right. He kind of ruined A&M football for me for a while because watching them now is so boring, even when they win. I would give up A&M ever winning a title for the Browns to win the super bowl this year. Although to be fair I didn't actually go to A&M and am only a fan of their basketball and football teams. My dad and the rest of my family did so that is why I watch the games.

    What the hell are you?

  • oh... so we have Texas A&M ulum on this board...... interesting... Not a college football guy myself. The mismatches are so whack. Who wants to watch a 64 zip game? Why go through the motions if a #2 ranked team plays a #75th ranked team? Seems like a lot of unnecessary work to me. No fun........ & marching bands...... What's with marching bands?

  • oh... so we have Texas A&M ulum on this board...... interesting... Not a college football guy myself. The mismatches are so whack. Who wants to watch a 64 zip game? Why go through the motions if a #2 ranked team plays a #75th ranked team? Seems like a lot of unnecessary work to me. No fun........ & marching bands...... What's with marching bands?

    @lincoln-dukes said:

    oh... so we have Texas A&M ulum on this board...... interesting... Not a college football guy myself. The mismatches are so whack. Who wants to watch a 64 zip game? Why go through the motions if a #2 ranked team plays a #75th ranked team? Seems like a lot of unnecessary work to me. No fun........ & marching bands...... What's with marching bands?

    ya I get that. Power cnfc schools only playing other power cnfc schools would be cool
  • Zombo said:

    My Hate List:

    1. Steelers

    2. Ravens

    3. Bungles

    4. Cowboys

    5. Dolphins (from living down here)

    6. Patriots (the fans)

    7. Broncos (the history)

    8. Texas (fuck Texas and fuck expansion teams)

    That's about all I hate, but we need two more, so I will add:

    9. Chiefs (because of bad experience with some of their fat obnoxious fans once)

    10. Penguins (because they are all Steeler fans)

    OK, they are really a hockey team, so 10. Rams, (because they keep moving and dicking over people)

    Zombo

    What the hell do you guys hate so much about Texas

    @comeonman said:

    What the hell do you guys hate so much about Texas

    Don't hate Texas- just arrogance. "America's Team" is arrogance. You want America's Team? Give me the Packers. Wasn't too keen on the Oilers when they were in the same division as the Browns either. Now? if the Texans smoke the Colts on Sunday, fine by me.

    @lincoln-dukes said:

    oh... so we have Texas A&M ulum on this board...... interesting... Not a college football guy myself. The mismatches are so whack. Who wants to watch a 64 zip game? Why go through the motions if a #2 ranked team plays a #75th ranked team? Seems like a lot of unnecessary work to me. No fun........ & marching bands...... What's with marching bands?

    LOL, Ohio State- best damn band in the land. Hope they show the entire script Ohio New Year's Day. Really enjoyed the 59--0 beatdown of Wisconsin too.

  • Zombo said:

    My Hate List:

    1. Steelers

    2. Ravens

    3. Bungles

    4. Cowboys

    5. Dolphins (from living down here)

    6. Patriots (the fans)

    7. Broncos (the history)

    8. Texas (fuck Texas and fuck expansion teams)

    That's about all I hate, but we need two more, so I will add:

    9. Chiefs (because of bad experience with some of their fat obnoxious fans once)

    10. Penguins (because they are all Steeler fans)

    OK, they are really a hockey team, so 10. Rams, (because they keep moving and dicking over people)

    Zombo

    What the hell do you guys hate so much about Texas

    @comeonman said:

    What the hell do you guys hate so much about Texas

    My Dad drove through Texas as a kid (this would have been late 1930's) and he hated it, told stories about how terrible it was. He hated all texas sports team, when he passed away in the hospital he was happy he first got to see the White Sox beat the Astros. Then, growing up, there were the obnoxious Texas fans with their "hook 'em horns" things and then the Dallas Cowboys ... who didn't hate the Dallas Cowboys? You either loved them or hated them in the 70's and early 80's ... and I hated them.

    Then I got older and actually visited Texas and i hated it more. I frequently visited Houston and it was humid, muggy all built-up but flat, with a bunch of idiots riding around with shotguns on the back of their truck. Drove across the entire state once with a buddy on the way to LA. Once you get past Dallas it all looks the same, You drive 100 miles on the interstate in West Texas and the scenery never changes and it feels like the road is never going to end. Finally got to El Paso, thought I was in Mexico.

    No thanks.

    I hear San Antonio and Austin are nice though.

    Zombo

  • Just need to have a 9-foot tall Brownie run out with Johnny during the lineups. Not to mention then everyone will see how similar JFF and Brownie are.

  • I always think of Willow when I see JFF. I don't know why, but I do and I like it