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  • Ag, that's OU's main game... drop 8. And when they did apply pressure Jones torched them more times than not.

  • @oldbrownsfan said:

    He will be a good qb in the NFL. I would have loved to see him in Cleveland over Manziel.

    His play will be very similar to Jonny Shitfaced. They have similar skill sets and they both lack the ability to throw a football with velocity.

    @lumbergh said:

    His play will be very similar to Jonny Shitfaced. They have similar skill sets and they both lack the ability to throw a football with velocity.

    Tom Brady went in the sixth round because "he didn't have enough arm".

    After being drafted by the Pats he worked on arm strength and mechanics and by anyones admission is a great NFL QB.

    Would Mariota be able to do this? Maybe. He does have the character (lacking in Twatziel) to put in the work to get better, and to learn to be a pocket passer.

    Is he a first round pick? After this, probably not. But see all Ghoulie's points.

  • Ag, that's OU's main game... drop 8. And when they did apply pressure Jones torched them more times than not.

    @tour2ma said:

    Ag, that's OU's main game... drop 8. And when they did apply pressure Jones torched them more times than not.

    And big 250 lb QBs with speed will kill a drop 8 all day long. They should have done some revision for this guy before the game even started.

  • Cardale was building campfires and toasting marshmallows on 3rd and longs because OU DC was so stupid as to never apply any pressure and mostly wasted a LB in middle zone just twiddling his thumbs. Almost every 3rd and long they rushed only 3 which was ridiculous. That does not make him a great QB, but it would give me pause as HC to fire one DC who had a horrible game plan. #15 was the difference in the game. OU D was worn out chasing phantoms on 3rd and longs most of the first half so he just ran all over them as the game wore on.

    @texasag1969 said:

    Cardale was building campfires and toasting marshmallows on 3rd and longs because OU DC was so stupid as to never apply any pressure and mostly wasted a LB in middle zone just twiddling his thumbs. Almost every 3rd and long they rushed only 3 which was ridiculous. That does not make him a great QB, but it would give me pause as HC to fire one DC who had a horrible game plan. #15 was the difference in the game. OU D was worn out chasing phantoms on 3rd and longs most of the first half so he just ran all over them as the game wore on.

    Did you watch the same game I watched? When the Oregon D line got to Cardale, and they did regularly, he punked them. When the opposing QB runs and knockes the nose tackle back or on his ass then the QB is punking the defense. They only really made Cardale Jones make a mistake once - the mystery fumble that netted them... A field goal.

  • VesnaKociper said:

    Mariota isn't a joke, you however are an asshole. The kid is a gentleman and he had the Buckeyes hanging on for dear life for awhile.

    I guess Kosar sucked because he didn't win the National Championship either?

    Bernie Kosar was on the wrong end of some of the most gutwrenching losses in history: Hail Flutie, The Drive, The Fumble

    (but what about Nebraska?)

    What the fuck man, why does being happy for the Buckeyes have to include demeaning the Ducks.

    Here is one for you small minded, cocksuckers................... IF AS YOU SAY THE DUCKS SUCK................. Then really OSU didn't accomplish much today because obviously they didn't play one of the better NCAA teams.

    The Ducks are a great football team and Mariota is a great kid. Not an NFL QB? Of course he isn't, he is a college player.

    Dick suckers!

    I think Mariota will be fine in the pros.......and you never know, perhaps the Browns will be in position to contemplate drafting him....if he supposedly sucks so bad that he slips down in the first round all the way to 12 where the Browns pick......but, nah, ain't going to happen. 8-9 teams ahead of them need QBs.

  • Prior to the 2002 championship game, Miami Ken Dorsey was in much the same position as Marcus Mariotta. A bowl loss by an underdog really sank his draft status. And the same thing when Florida beat OSU in the championship - Troy Smith slid to 6th round status in a hurry.

    Isn't Mariotta a Junior? Could he play another year and "repair" or "advance" his game?

  • VesnaKociper said:

    Mariota isn't a joke, you however are an asshole. The kid is a gentleman and he had the Buckeyes hanging on for dear life for awhile.

    I guess Kosar sucked because he didn't win the National Championship either? What the fuck man, why does being happy for the Buckeyes have to include demeaning the Ducks.

    Here is one for you small minded, cocksuckers................... IF AS YOU SAY THE DUCKS SUCK................. Then really OSU didn't accomplish much today because obviously they didn't play one of the better NCAA teams.

    The Ducks are a great football team and Mariota is a great kid. Not an NFL QB? Of course he isn't, he is a college player.

    Dick suckers!

    Come on Ghoulie, OSU just won, many of us are on a testosterone high, let us have some harmless fun. At the end of the day we know Mariotta is a good kid and a great athlete.

  • @jrb12711 said:

    keeping his eyes down field and making quick, decisive throws.

    what the fuck is a decisive throw? Does that mean he decided to throw it where it went?

    @lumbergh said:

    what the fuck is a decisive throw? Does that mean he decided to throw it where it went?

    A lot of the throws in the Oregon offense are timing based. They may be "simple" but the throw has to be quick and decisive or else it's incomplete or worse. Use your brain here it's not hard to understand. Of course I'm sure you are still too consumed about the fact DA was 2-0 as a starter this year.

  • EXCELLENT POST BY GHOOLIE:


    *******************************************



    "Mariota isn't a joke, you however are an asshole. The kid is a gentleman and he had the Buckeyes hanging on for dear life for awhile.



    I guess Kosar sucked because he didn't win the National Championship either? What the fuck man, why does being happy for the Buckeyes have to include demeaning the Ducks.



    Here is one for you small minded, cocksuckers................... IF AS YOU SAY THE DUCKS SUCK................. Then really OSU didn't accomplish much today because obviously they didn't play one of the better NCAA teams.



    The Ducks are a great football team and Mariota is a great kid. Not an NFL QB? Of course he isn't, he is a college player.



    Dick suckers!"


  • Honestly,

    Mariotta is a high character, very smart kid, with tremendous talent to be a great qb

    in the NFL.

    So he isn't ready to be that yet. No big freaking deal. Ohio State played a GREAT GAME and

    they have a GREAT COACH.

    That was one of the greatest all time college games we'll ever see, I think.

    BTW, ....Ohio State won with a big kid at qb...who only had three starts.....

    wow. And Manziel says he sucked for his first year and a half.......

  • Cardale was building campfires and toasting marshmallows on 3rd and longs because OU DC was so stupid as to never apply any pressure and mostly wasted a LB in middle zone just twiddling his thumbs. Almost every 3rd and long they rushed only 3 which was ridiculous. That does not make him a great QB, but it would give me pause as HC to fire one DC who had a horrible game plan. #15 was the difference in the game. OU D was worn out chasing phantoms on 3rd and longs most of the first half so he just ran all over them as the game wore on.

    @texasag1969 said:

    Cardale was building campfires and toasting marshmallows on 3rd and longs because OU DC was so stupid as to never apply any pressure and mostly wasted a LB in middle zone just twiddling his thumbs. Almost every 3rd and long they rushed only 3 which was ridiculous. That does not make him a great QB, but it would give me pause as HC to fire one DC who had a horrible game plan. #15 was the difference in the game. OU D was worn out chasing phantoms on 3rd and longs most of the first half so he just ran all over them as the game wore on.

    Well, when they rushed Cardale, he either moved in the pocket- or ran them over- including that 315 pound nose tackle. But- if they were dropping 8, he also made some pinpoint bombs into tight coverage. That laser he tossed over the middle through the Oregon D has to be one of the most amazing throws I've ever seen- college or Pros.

    If the Buckeyes hadn't had 4 turnovers- this game would have been an embarrassing blowout.

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Cardale was building campfires and toasting marshmallows on 3rd and longs because OU DC was so stupid as to never apply any pressure and mostly wasted a LB in middle zone just twiddling his thumbs. Almost every 3rd and long they rushed only 3 which was ridiculous. That does not make him a great QB, but it would give me pause as HC to fire one DC who had a horrible game plan. #15 was the difference in the game. OU D was worn out chasing phantoms on 3rd and longs most of the first half so he just ran all over them as the game wore on.

    Well, when they rushed Cardale, he either moved in the pocket- or ran them over- including that 315 pound nose tackle. But- if they were dropping 8, he also made some pinpoint bombs into tight coverage. That laser he tossed over the middle through the Oregon D has to be one of the most amazing throws I've ever seen- college or Pros.

    If the Buckeyes hadn't had 4 turnovers- this game would have been an embarrassing blowout.

    @hoorta said:

    If the Buckeyes hadn't had 4 turnovers- this game would have been an embarrassing blowout.

    I sure the hell would have been.

  • EXCELLENT POST BY GHOOLIE:


    *******************************************



    "Mariota isn't a joke, you however are an asshole. The kid is a gentleman and he had the Buckeyes hanging on for dear life for awhile.



    I guess Kosar sucked because he didn't win the National Championship either? What the fuck man, why does being happy for the Buckeyes have to include demeaning the Ducks.



    Here is one for you small minded, cocksuckers................... IF AS YOU SAY THE DUCKS SUCK................. Then really OSU didn't accomplish much today because obviously they didn't play one of the better NCAA teams.



    The Ducks are a great football team and Mariota is a great kid. Not an NFL QB? Of course he isn't, he is a college player.



    Dick suckers!"


    @calfoxwc said:

    EXCELLENT POST BY GHOOLIE:

    *******************************************

    "Mariota isn't a joke, you however are an asshole. The kid is a gentleman and he had the Buckeyes hanging on for dear life for awhile.

    I guess Kosar sucked because he didn't win the National Championship either? What the fuck man, why does being happy for the Buckeyes have to include demeaning the Ducks.

    Here is one for you small minded, cocksuckers................... IF AS YOU SAY THE DUCKS SUCK................. Then really OSU didn't accomplish much today because obviously they didn't play one of the better NCAA teams.

    The Ducks are a great football team and Mariota is a great kid. Not an NFL QB? Of course he isn't, he is a college player.

    Dick suckers!"

    Funny Guy.

    Meyer was a terror in the SEC - 2 championships (including 1 against OSU). After the first Oregon drive he got smart and played containment football. Hold the outside with the ends, squeeze with linebackers and let the stretched out O line deal with the tackles. Mario had no place to go. He is a brilliant strategist and since he mellowed after his heart issue, he has become an even better coach. Great game and hats off to OSU.

    Without a playoff they never would have got that chance. The system worked for once.

  • @calfoxwc said:

    EXCELLENT POST BY GHOOLIE:

    *******************************************

    "Mariota isn't a joke, you however are an asshole. The kid is a gentleman and he had the Buckeyes hanging on for dear life for awhile.

    I guess Kosar sucked because he didn't win the National Championship either? What the fuck man, why does being happy for the Buckeyes have to include demeaning the Ducks.

    Here is one for you small minded, cocksuckers................... IF AS YOU SAY THE DUCKS SUCK................. Then really OSU didn't accomplish much today because obviously they didn't play one of the better NCAA teams.

    The Ducks are a great football team and Mariota is a great kid. Not an NFL QB? Of course he isn't, he is a college player.

    Dick suckers!"

    Funny Guy.

    Meyer was a terror in the SEC - 2 championships (including 1 against OSU). After the first Oregon drive he got smart and played containment football. Hold the outside with the ends, squeeze with linebackers and let the stretched out O line deal with the tackles. Mario had no place to go. He is a brilliant strategist and since he mellowed after his heart issue, he has become an even better coach. Great game and hats off to OSU.

    Without a playoff they never would have got that chance. The system worked for once.

    @edwardejw said:

    Without a playoff they never would have got that chance. The system worked for once.

    It worked for OSU but it did not work for TCU. Until the Big 12 minus 2 has a real end of season championship game it will not work for them unless one of those teams goes undefeated or they switch to an 8 team playoff. Their commissioner is doggedly stating they will not add teams nor have a championship game. Until then, this will not be a fair system for that league.

  • Wow you Tcu fags just need to get the hell over it. Queers.

  • @lumbergh said:

    what the fuck is a decisive throw? Does that mean he decided to throw it where it went?

    A lot of the throws in the Oregon offense are timing based. They may be "simple" but the throw has to be quick and decisive or else it's incomplete or worse. Use your brain here it's not hard to understand. Of course I'm sure you are still too consumed about the fact DA was 2-0 as a starter this year.

    @jrb12711 said:

    Of course I'm sure you are still too consumed about the fact DA was 2-0 as a starter this year.

    You know DA almost came back to Cleveland with Chud, but he decided he'd rather be the backup in Carolina than the starter in Cleveland. He's under contract for next year in Carolina so unfortunately "that train has sailed". Something tells me those two W's won't be the last time he sees the field in Charlotte.

  • Quote from Todd McShay:

    "Mariota is questionable in the one thing you need a QB to have: Passing from the pocket."

    He missed NFL throws on Monday - throws that every starting QB needs to make every time. His offense creates openings at the college level which simply aren't there in the pros.

  • Quote from Todd McShay:

    "Mariota is questionable in the one thing you need a QB to have: Passing from the pocket."

    He missed NFL throws on Monday - throws that every starting QB needs to make every time. His offense creates openings at the college level which simply aren't there in the pros.

    @unsympathetic said:

    Quote from Todd McShay:

    "Mariota is questionable in the one thing you need a QB to have: Passing from the pocket."

    He missed NFL throws on Monday - throws that every starting QB needs to make every time. His offense creates openings at the college level which simply aren't there in the pros.

    So I wonder why Todd McShay didn't see this for the last 2 fuckin years?

    Just don't draft spread option QBs, it's as simple as that. They can't play in the NFL. None of them can. You don't draft Eric Crouch and you don't draft Marcus Mariota.

  • @unsympathetic said:

    Quote from Todd McShay:

    "Mariota is questionable in the one thing you need a QB to have: Passing from the pocket."

    He missed NFL throws on Monday - throws that every starting QB needs to make every time. His offense creates openings at the college level which simply aren't there in the pros.

    So I wonder why Todd McShay didn't see this for the last 2 fuckin years?

    Just don't draft spread option QBs, it's as simple as that. They can't play in the NFL. None of them can. You don't draft Eric Crouch and you don't draft Marcus Mariota.

    @lumbergh said:

    So I wonder why Todd McShay didn't see this for the last 2 fuckin years?

    Just don't draft spread option QBs, it's as simple as that. They can't play in the NFL. None of them can. You don't draft Eric Crouch and you don't draft Marcus Mariota.

    Well, a lot of non spread QBs don't work either.......like your boy BQ......and Brandon Weeden...and on and on.

  • @edwardejw said:

    Without a playoff they never would have got that chance. The system worked for once.

    It worked for OSU but it did not work for TCU. Until the Big 12 minus 2 has a real end of season championship game it will not work for them unless one of those teams goes undefeated or they switch to an 8 team playoff. Their commissioner is doggedly stating they will not add teams nor have a championship game. Until then, this will not be a fair system for that league.

    @texasag1969 said:

    It worked for OSU but it did not work for TCU. Until the Big 12 minus 2 has a real end of season championship game it will not work for them unless one of those teams goes undefeated or they switch to an 8 team playoff. Their commissioner is doggedly stating they will not add teams nor have a championship game. Until then, this will not be a fair system for that league.

    what Team in the 4 team playoff would TCU have beaten??

    None of them.