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  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @tour2ma said:

    Wasn't Jed Clampett from Tennessee?

    Arkansas I believe.

    @the-gipper said:

    Arkansas I believe.

    North Carolina.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    cbbacker said:

    I do appreciate your willingness to finally talk football.

    always the fucking troll who comes in, talks shit, and them claims that all he wanted to do was talk football.

    you're just a bug. go fuck yourself 'el douchebago.

    @miktoxic said:

    always the fucking troll who comes in, talks shit, and them claims that all he wanted to do was talk football.

    you're just a bug. go fuck yourself 'el douchebago.

    Do you even know what a troll is little man? It's a person who just spouts off in threads, swears, insults, and threatens. Pretty much what you did. I had a football post, and you had a "hey I'm an E-thug" post. Why do you come here to post, get kicked off the playground? That video of you is pretty awesome!!

    miktoxicM 1 Reply

  • Here's a more intelligent appraisal of this canfora bs:

    btw, Shannaflimflam wanted out during the season, didn't want

    to work with manziel. He's a real coach wannabe?, and a jackass

    http://www.dawgsbynature.com/2015/2/6/7994529/coming-to-the-defense-of-the-cleveland-browns

  • that's weird. You can go to their homepage, and see the article, but the link

    won't go there. what the...

  • C calfoxwc

    that's weird. You can go to their homepage, and see the article, but the link

    won't go there. what the...

    @calfoxwc said:

    that's weird. You can go to their homepage, and see the article, but the link

    won't go there. what the...

    That link is bad. Delete the "wiper" from the end of the link and it works.

    I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride

  • Working link: http://www.dawgsbynature.com/2015/2/6/7994529/coming-to-the-defense-of-the-cleveland-browns

    Love the closing line:

    "Heck, if we're a "dysfunctional franchise" now, then what the hell were we from 1999-2013?"

    EDIT: An article referenced in the above is a tough read not really worth the effort.

    http://603brown.com/2015/02/05/get-out-of-the-film-room-twerp/

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196

  • @douche-nozzle said:

    No; he is just the head cheerleader for the Browns. Think back to your days of high school sports where the cheerleaders job was to cheer for the boys. She would get giddy when her boyfriend, the QB, would score a home run, and God forbid you ever say anything bad about the boys or her boyfriend, she would claw your eyes out....Zombo uses this forum to claw your eyes out

    And you keep coming back
  • B BitchTits

    @miktoxic said:

    always the fucking troll who comes in, talks shit, and them claims that all he wanted to do was talk football.

    you're just a bug. go fuck yourself 'el douchebago.

    Do you even know what a troll is little man? It's a person who just spouts off in threads, swears, insults, and threatens. Pretty much what you did. I had a football post, and you had a "hey I'm an E-thug" post. Why do you come here to post, get kicked off the playground? That video of you is pretty awesome!!

    cbbacker said:

    little man?

    heh. betcha if i ever met you you'd swallow your tongue real quick.

    real tough to talk when you can't breath.

    act like you're not a troll all you want. i know what you are and i'll continue to call you out on it.

    bug.

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    cbbacker said:

    little man?

    heh. betcha if i ever met you you'd swallow your tongue real quick.

    real tough to talk when you can't breath.

    act like you're not a troll all you want. i know what you are and i'll continue to call you out on it.

    bug.

    @miktoxic said:

    heh. betcha if i ever met you you'd swallow your tongue real quick.

    real tough to talk when you can't breath.

    act like you're not a troll all you want. i know what you are and i'll continue to call you out on it.

    bug.

    Still not talking football? Thought so. Typical troll. I think your Minecraft team is looking for you. Hurry along!!

  • B BitchTits

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    If you take out everything that "sources say"...all you Have is that Shanahan quit, Gordon is suspended and Manziel is in rehab.

    This is all speculative shock journalistic garbage. Here's a good rule of thumb: "sources say" means absolutely nothing.

    Multiple team sources have told me that Johnny threw a 90 yard TD pass to Brian Hoyer yesterday at rehab and that Jimmy Haslam is a gay robot.

    Why do you even post? That has to be the dumbest thing ever spoken in what 10,000 years of spoken language. Yep your right, the thousands of stories that use "sources say" that turn out 100% right are clearly wrong because you said so. Good one. Wow some real tools on this bored. Maybe they are sources because they don't want to be named? If a journalist is going to throw his "sources" under the bus each time they say something, they will stop saying stuff. What the hell is wrong with you?

    cbbacker said:

    Why do you even post? That has to be the dumbest thing ever spoken in what 10,000 years of spoken language. Yep your right, the thousands of stories that use "sources say" that turn out 100% right are clearly wrong because you said so. Good one. Wow some real tools on this bored. Maybe they are sources because they don't want to be named? If a journalist is going to throw his "sources" under the bus each time they say something, they will stop saying stuff. What the hell is wrong with you?

    cbbacker said:

    Waaaaaa!!! Waaaaaa!! that's all i hear when you type whinytoxic. I thought you were ignoring me? A whiner and a liar. Your a 2 for 1 guy YA!!

    cbbacker said:

    Yes I am when it comes to whiners. Guess you fit the bill.

    cbbacker said:

    I figured I would be nice to you since you at least attempted to talk about the actual topic unlike a lot of the fools here, at least till your last line. Show me where I said that all "sources" are accurate. You can't; because, I didn't say that. I questioned some forum troll that has nothing better to do than sit at home posting on a board, and calling people names, and trying to discredit actual journalists who know more about football then they do, and actually does have insiders that also know much more of what's going on then he does. I didn't say La Canfora was right did I? I said that only the dumbest of fools would actually just say "yeah he is a liar, and so are any other journalist who use the "sources say".

    No where in my post did i agree, or disagree with anything La Canfora said. I just pointed out the completely ignorant, and foolish thing that was said about general journalists that is a clear bold faced lie. Why are you hating on me? Do you guys just hate people who point out the truth? They are sources for a reason. Journalists go to jail protecting them. That's why i pointed out he is the dumbest person on earth in the last 10,000 years if he really believes that. That doesn't mean every source is right, but I bet a significant amount more are, and some fool in a forum denouncing all journalists likely isn't someone who actually knows.

    cbbacker said:

    Said the guy who is so dumb, that he thinks all reporters are liars. It's amazing how any stories ever get broken since they do nothing but lie. I mean seriously, the Ferguson stuff was all a lie, as tons was reported by "sources", funny how bountygate, spygate, deflategate, and now textgate have all been broken by "sources". Funny how NFL sources alerted people to the suspension of Gordon.

    My pussy may hurt a bit, but at least I am not a bitch like you. You are not only a bitch, you are also a liar. Your parents should be ashamed they birthed a liar such as you. You tarnish their good name. Actually they were likely horrible parents, I mean look they raised a liar. I would rather raise a thief, at least there is a chance he is stealing for a good reason. There isn't a good reason to lie, it's just cowardly. I will just put you on ignore now, that way I can talk football with those who want to talk football. I hope you are a better parent then yours were.

    and this^ is talking football? talk about 'bold-faced' liars.

    you don't want to talk football. you want to come in here like some new little bitch you are and smack talk the browns and their organization.

    you're like a lot of other little whiners that just want to say how bad the browns are with no consideration of any positive steps coaches and fans have seen from them this past year.

    alright stockton.

  • Hey dumbass, I think you need to go through those again. Those are called RESPONSES moron. Meaning AFTER I talked football someone responded with NON-football talk to me. Even the original thing i posted calling him out on what he said was still about the "sources" in the football article. I might give you on that particular point I barely talked football, but it was in response to a football post, and was about football. The rest came AFTER some idiot like yourself made a response to it. Yes if someone responds to my football post with insults, and so forth, I will RESPOND with the same if I want to. Are you really this stupid?

    So yes, you're pretty stupid you couldn't even follow the chain for posts. But hey nice try making me look like the fool you are. At least if you're going to point out where you think I did something wrong, at least be right you dumb bitch. I think i hear your mommy calling for you. Later troll.

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  • B BitchTits

    Hey dumbass, I think you need to go through those again. Those are called RESPONSES moron. Meaning AFTER I talked football someone responded with NON-football talk to me. Even the original thing i posted calling him out on what he said was still about the "sources" in the football article. I might give you on that particular point I barely talked football, but it was in response to a football post, and was about football. The rest came AFTER some idiot like yourself made a response to it. Yes if someone responds to my football post with insults, and so forth, I will RESPOND with the same if I want to. Are you really this stupid?

    So yes, you're pretty stupid you couldn't even follow the chain for posts. But hey nice try making me look like the fool you are. At least if you're going to point out where you think I did something wrong, at least be right you dumb bitch. I think i hear your mommy calling for you. Later troll.

    cbbacker said:

    Hey dumbass, I think you need to go through those again. Those are called RESPONSES moron. Meaning AFTER I talked football someone responded with NON-football talk to me. Even the original thing i posted calling him out on what he said was still about the "sources" in the football article. I might give you on that particular point I barely talked football, but it was in response to a football post, and was about football. The rest came AFTER some idiot like yourself made a response to it. Yes if someone responds to my football post with insults, and so forth, I will RESPOND with the same if I want to. Are you really this stupid?

    BTW the second to last post was actually football related, I might have been mean, but it was football related stupid I was talking about whether the journalists that write about our Browns likely do have unamed sources, and that the original post I wrote about was wrong. Thank you for posting something that just helps me show you being wrong.

    So yes, you're pretty stupid you couldn't even follow the chain for posts. But hey nice try making me look like the fool you are. At least if you're going to point out where you think I did something wrong, at least be right you dumb bitch. I think i hear your mommy calling for you. Later troll.

  • B BitchTits

    Hey dumbass, I think you need to go through those again. Those are called RESPONSES moron. Meaning AFTER I talked football someone responded with NON-football talk to me. Even the original thing i posted calling him out on what he said was still about the "sources" in the football article. I might give you on that particular point I barely talked football, but it was in response to a football post, and was about football. The rest came AFTER some idiot like yourself made a response to it. Yes if someone responds to my football post with insults, and so forth, I will RESPOND with the same if I want to. Are you really this stupid?

    So yes, you're pretty stupid you couldn't even follow the chain for posts. But hey nice try making me look like the fool you are. At least if you're going to point out where you think I did something wrong, at least be right you dumb bitch. I think i hear your mommy calling for you. Later troll.

    cbbacker said:

    Hey dumbass, I think you need to go through those again. Those are called RESPONSES moron. Meaning AFTER I talked football someone responded with NON-football talk to me. Even the original thing i posted calling him out on what he said was still about the "sources" in the football article. I might give you on that particular point I barely talked football, but it was in response to a football post, and was about football. The rest came AFTER some idiot like yourself made a response to it. Yes if someone responds to my football post with insults, and so forth, I will RESPOND with the same if I want to. Are you really this stupid?

    So yes, you're pretty stupid you couldn't even follow the chain for posts. But hey nice try making me look like the fool you are. At least if you're going to point out where you think I did something wrong, at least be right you dumb bitch. I think i hear your mommy calling for you. Later troll.

    yeah i think i went back 4 or 5 pages to find those responses from you. so why go back further if i couldn't find anything of substance in those pages?

    i guess your cunnie ain't all you thought it was cracked up to be.

    bug.

    now go get your shine box.

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  • OldBrownsFanO OldBrownsFan

    @tour2ma said:

    I was thinking today that had I put $1 billion into a "business", I think I'd have gotten pretty fucking involved in it.

    I've said more than once here that the way Jimmy reorganized the Browns was textbook CEO stuff. Add in the clearly defined rolls, responsibilities and expectations that Jimmy, Ray and Pet all spoke about at the time and it sounded perfect. Of course nothing is ever perfect, but I am not sure we are as imperfect as some would have us believe.

    Is Farmer attending Monday films with Pet imperfect? Not necessarily...

    Is Jimmy green-lighting a trade to move up and tab JM imperfect? Not necessarily... even if the result has been... so far.

    You can do many things right but if the one mistake you make is a big one that is all people remember. I see a lot of things being done right with the Browns org. but the mess with JM overshadows everything else. I try to avoid saying things like this because it serves no purpose, what is done is done but if we would have followed our own $100,000 study and taken Bridgewater you just have to wonder where we would be at right now. There is something called loyalty that is almost lost in today's society and especially the cut throat NFL but I would hope Haslam shows some loyalty to Farmer who I believe maybe more than once has fallen on his sword for Jimmy.

    @oldbrownsfan said:

    ... if we would have followed our own $100,000 study and taken Bridgewater you just have to wonder where we would be at right now.

    Some studies are authorized to confirm what is already believed. Happens more often than you'd expect.

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    cbbacker said:

    Hey dumbass, I think you need to go through those again. Those are called RESPONSES moron. Meaning AFTER I talked football someone responded with NON-football talk to me. Even the original thing i posted calling him out on what he said was still about the "sources" in the football article. I might give you on that particular point I barely talked football, but it was in response to a football post, and was about football. The rest came AFTER some idiot like yourself made a response to it. Yes if someone responds to my football post with insults, and so forth, I will RESPOND with the same if I want to. Are you really this stupid?

    So yes, you're pretty stupid you couldn't even follow the chain for posts. But hey nice try making me look like the fool you are. At least if you're going to point out where you think I did something wrong, at least be right you dumb bitch. I think i hear your mommy calling for you. Later troll.

    yeah i think i went back 4 or 5 pages to find those responses from you. so why go back further if i couldn't find anything of substance in those pages?

    i guess your cunnie ain't all you thought it was cracked up to be.

    bug.

    now go get your shine box.

    @miktoxic said:

    yeah i think i went back 4 or 5 pages to find those responses from you. so why go back further if i couldn't find anything of substance in those pages?

    i guess your cunnie ain't all you thought it was cracked up to be.

    bug.

    now go get your shine box.

    LoL are you going to just keep agreeing with me? You even say you went back 4 or 5 pages for my RESPONSES which means I was responding to something someone said first stupid. You have shown in two straight posts how stupid you are. I would recommend little one you just get to bed before your mommy takes away your internet. I don't need your help making you look stupid, I can easily do it myself. Please stop agreeing with me.

  • B BitchTits

    @miktoxic said:

    yeah i think i went back 4 or 5 pages to find those responses from you. so why go back further if i couldn't find anything of substance in those pages?

    i guess your cunnie ain't all you thought it was cracked up to be.

    bug.

    now go get your shine box.

    LoL are you going to just keep agreeing with me? You even say you went back 4 or 5 pages for my RESPONSES which means I was responding to something someone said first stupid. You have shown in two straight posts how stupid you are. I would recommend little one you just get to bed before your mommy takes away your internet. I don't need your help making you look stupid, I can easily do it myself. Please stop agreeing with me.

    cbbacker said:

    LoL are you going to just keep agreeing with me? You even say you went back 4 or 5 pages for my RESPONSES which means I was responding to something someone said first stupid. You have shown in two straight posts how stupid you are. I would recommend little one you just get to bed before your mommy takes away your internet. I don't need your help making you look stupid, I can easily do it myself. Please stop agreeing with me.

    who's screaming at you? you're a dolt, that's all. no screaming needed.

    stay out of the sand box jimmy cuz the cats will try and cover you up.

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    cbbacker said:

    LoL are you going to just keep agreeing with me? You even say you went back 4 or 5 pages for my RESPONSES which means I was responding to something someone said first stupid. You have shown in two straight posts how stupid you are. I would recommend little one you just get to bed before your mommy takes away your internet. I don't need your help making you look stupid, I can easily do it myself. Please stop agreeing with me.

    who's screaming at you? you're a dolt, that's all. no screaming needed.

    stay out of the sand box jimmy cuz the cats will try and cover you up.

    @miktoxic said:

    who's screaming at you? you're a dolt, that's all. no screaming needed.

    stay out of the sand box jimmy cuz the cats will try and cover you up.

    LOL are you smoking crack little man? You're a bit to young to be doing that don't ya think? Who said anything about screaming? Are you reading the posts made by cbbacker? You should make sure you are. I didn't say anything about anyone screaming at me. Remember my name is cbbacker. When you say something to me, at least make sure it was really me saying it lol. Young and dumb. I miss those years, ignorance is bliss.

  • it's been real and it's been fun.........but it hasn't been real fun.

    keep the great posts coming. it's garnering you a lot of fans.

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    it's been real and it's been fun.........but it hasn't been real fun.

    keep the great posts coming. it's garnering you a lot of fans.

    @miktoxic said:

    it's been real and it's been fun.........but it hasn't been real fun.

    keep the great posts coming. it's garnering you a lot of fans.

    As long as they want to talk football, those are the only fans I care to speak to. If they just want to troll, I will play along as you can see. I don't mind.

  • @douche-nozzle said:

    Chill Grasshopper! There are so many numbnuts here you can make fun of all day but your approach kinda sucks.

    Wasn't trying to make fun; I was pointing out he made a post about me, that wasn't me. That's all. He said i was questioning why people were screaming at me. I never questioned that. Must have been someone else is all.

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