This will blow your mind.

[Westside Steve]

I read the very first line and realized immediately it was a hoax. WSS

[MLD Woody]

@vaportrail said:

tl;dr

[DieHardBrownsFan]

@mld-woody said:

I think it's too long, so I didn't read.

[Browns149]

@diehardbrownsfan said:

I think it's too long, so I didn't read.

for sure

[The Cysko Kid]

I think you don't have a woman if you're posting shit like this

[LogicIsForSquares]

Haha fuck off with reading that novel.

[WalterWhite]

@the-cysko-kid said:

I think you don't have a woman if you're posting shit like this

No one wants to see that horse you walked down the isle with.

I blast slutty sorority girls and and actresses on the face when through with them you dope.

[The Cysko Kid]

Whatever gets you through the night

[The Cysko Kid]

I don't believe a word you say. No one does.

[WalterWhite]

No one cares fatso.

[The Cysko Kid]

You are possibly the most pathetic person I interact with. You are so desperate and lacking in self esteem it's funny. And it's obvious to everyone on here dude. You're a fucking joke bragging about your gay extra role in a piece of shit movie that had to beg for funding on kick starter to even get poorly filmed with a handheld camcorder and acting like some scrubby waitress at applebees you might have once got a pity lay from is like Scarlett Johansson all up on your shit. You've been called out for your bullshit stories about how your "friend" took some picture that you googled but you keep posting inane bullshit like anybody could possibly take you seriously. You suck at life.

[WalterWhite]

@the-cysko-kid said:

You are possibly the most pathetic person I interact with. You are so desperate and lacking in self esteem it's funny. And it's obvious to everyone on here dude. You're a fucking joke bragging about your gay extra role in a piece of shit movie that had to beg for funding on kick starter to even get poorly filmed with a handheld camcorder and acting like some scrubby waitress at applebees you might have once got a pity lay from is like Scarlett Johansson all up on your shit. You've been called out for your bullshit stories about how your "friend" took some picture that you googled but you keep posting inane bullshit like anybody could possibly take you seriously. You suck at life.

Isn't there a clean up on isle 5 at the Wal Mart in Delaware, OH you should be tending to day laborer.

[The Cysko Kid]

Sweet comeback bro

[Westside Steve]

Day laborers don't respond to clean ups.

But more importantly movie stars who are getting laid by starlets left and right probably don't need to brag about their fantasies on a subsection of a professional football discussion forum.

WSS

[gftChris]

You mean that wasn't really charlie sheen and robert downey junior on this board a while back? No...

[Westside Steve]

@gftchris said:

You mean that wasn't really charlie sheen and robert downey junior on this board a while back? No...

Well ok, yes it was, there is that I guess. But keep in mind that those two bums are no longer on the A list, both having been turned down for the role of hillbilly #4 which according to Variety went to a local food service specialist.

WSS

[sadbrownsfan]

@walterwhite said:

No one wants to see that horse you walked down the isle with.

I blast slutty sorority girls and and actresses on the face when through with them you dope.

So does everyone else, its called Google with safe search turned off

[LogicIsForSquares]

@walterwhite said:

No one wants to see that horse you walked down the isle with.

I blast slutty sorority girls and and actresses on the face when through with them you dope.

[gftChris]

Did anybody actually bother to read this by the way? I did and have comments but I'm curious to hear other people's first.

[calfoxwc]

I did. For the first seven words or so, then I dumped it into the

round circular file in my mind.